Chapter 86: Whose Tiger Will Kick Like This (2)
"Denmark Bumai: Where can I buy this tiger clothes, I want to buy a set for my girlfriend [licking screen]. ใ
"The Sound of the Rain in the Garan Temple: Want to add a skin to your wife to make her attack higher? ใ
Seeing these two comments, the hearts of the people who were afraid of their wives in each dynasty were tight.
If this woman doesn't wear such clothes, it will be difficult to cope.
If you wear such clothes and become a female tiger, I am afraid that their status at home will be lower.
"Flash: Actually, this is a tiger dressed as a human, not a real tiger. ใ
"Mu Zili: Thank you, otherwise I would have been kept in the dark for the rest of my life. ใ
"It's a worker: Wu Song is not real, forget it, you are a fake, tiger, this is boring. ใ
"Crocodile: When you leave the literary world, I am the first to object. ใ
"Qiyue: When you throw eggs, you are the most fierce [watch]. ใ
The people of various dynasties felt that the ridicule of this later generation was really interesting.
Obviously, everyone can clearly see that this tiger is not real, but I didn't expect that there would be comments to warn them.
However, they don't understand much about some comments, such as: I was the first to oppose when you left the literary world, and they didn't know what it meant.
However, in combination with the context, they slowly understood and even laughed secretly.
"@ๆ่ดข็ซ็่กฃๆ: Dear Song: Seeing the letter is like meeting, showing the letter and feeling comfortable.
When you read this letter, I am already a national first-class protected animal, and if you hit me again, you will have to step on the sewing machine.
Time flies, I've been away from that hill for hundreds of years.
I eat well, sleep well, and don't have to worry about anyone beating me in the middle of the night.
Oh yes, I also know a monkey, and if I have the chance, I'll introduce you to you.
Song, I miss you, the wind tonight is as heartwarming as the one you and I blew when we first met in Jingyanggang, and the only difference is that I will never see you again. The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the tiger skin is itchy but not loose.
I wish you could come back to see me again, even if it was a glance, as long as you came, no matter how long or far away, I would wait for you! ใ
The people of all dynasties were stunned again when they saw such comments.
They saw such anthropomorphic comments before, but they didn't expect to see them again this time.
And the perspective of writing is still from the perspective of a tiger beaten by Wu Song.
Just looking at them, they are a little confused, they don't understand what a first-class protected animal is?
If you are fighting a tiger, why do you step on a sewing machine? And what is this sewing machine?
Qin Dynasty.
Qin Shi Huang looked at this comment on the canopy, if the tiger really wrote like this, he felt that the tiger was too arrogant.
If there was such a tiger, Qin Shi Huang felt the need to call this tiger to see how powerful he was.
Therefore, he does not often practice martial arts like the generals, but the tigers he can hunt are still more than enough.
Three Kingdoms period.
Zhou Yu also felt that this tiger was a little arrogant, his hands were a little itchy unconsciously, and he missed the tiger he killed a little.
If it weren't for the tiger, let him realize that he was also one of the three evils in the eyes of his father, but he was afraid that he was still harming his neighbors at this time.
Ming dynasty.
Zhu Houzhao is leading the children from the kindergarten next door to the leopard room to visit his leopard room.
At this moment, a mischievous child, turned back to touch his tiger.
Either he didn't say it, and shouted in his mouth: "Big cat, big hair." โ
Seeing this, Zhu Houzhao hurriedly pulled up the child.
Although these fierce beasts had long been tamed by him, just facing the children, Zhu Houzhao was still very afraid that they would be in danger.
You must know that these children are the closest children and grandchildren of the court ministers, and if there is a real accident, I am afraid that they will faint on the spot.
Not only that, but these children are also playmates for his future children.
Thinking of the future child, Zhu Houzhao remembered Daniel Zhang's thorough investigation of the aftermath.
After such a long time, Zhu Houzhao felt that there should be a result.
Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao handed over the children in the leopard room to the eunuch to take care of, and asked another person to summon Zhang Yong.
Daniel Zhang heard Zhu Houzhao's call, and he packed up all the files he had recently checked.
After Zhu Houzhao gave him this task, Daniel Zhang began to seriously search for this palace.
The emperor lived up to his wishes, and finally let him check a lot of secret news.
This is his ability to gain a foothold in the palace in the future, and it is also his ability to climb the biggest eunuch in the palace.
Compared with other eunuchs, he would use these messages to make friends with other eunuchs, and he Zhang Yong directly handed over this information to the emperor.
Zhang Yong knew that the eunuch was just a domestic slave, and his life and death were in the hands of his master.
If you want to get a higher position, you just need to please the owner.
Zhu Houzhao took all the files and read all the contents, he was a little shocked.
Although he knew the darkness of this palace since he was a child, he still underestimated the darkness of this palace.
In this palace, it is normal for a certain eunuch or concubine to die inexplicably.
Even he saw from the circle how they played the ministers and how they disobeyed the yin.
As for the reason why he had no children, it is also found in these files.
It turned out that some eunuchs, for some selfish reasons, let the concubines he had pampered not be able to get pregnant.
Seeing this, Zhu Houzhao was furious, and he ordered Daniel Zhang to investigate this matter thoroughly.
and put all the eunuchs and palace maids who committed crimes in the file into prison.
The Offering of Love: Oh my God, how did you really kill the tiger? Isn't it a performance?
Isn't the tiger a national protected animal? [Unable to sob] [sobs silently]. ใ
"A cup of drunk: It's true, it's too violent, Wu Song is too bad, how can he beat the national protected animals. ใ
Seeing these two comments, the people were stunned again.
They knew from the previous comments that this tiger is a protected animal for future generations.
However, they did not expect to see it again in the comments.
They are curious to know what this means? Why is it often mentioned.
Could it be that in the future, these pests that will harm the people will be so few that they need to be protected?
"Fingertip Prosperity: This tiger is a cub, I saw the Siberian tiger walking slowly towards me in the zoo yesterday, and I could feel a strong sense of oppression through the glass. ใ
"Ink: I really dare to act." If it's true, aren't you afraid of being slapped to death by a tiger? ใ
"The Little Fat Man in Weight Loss: Tiger: Look at the Tiger Master's Flying Kick in Jinggang Mountain, Ah Da!! ใ
The people of the grass think that these comments are the most correct, and the tiger is not an animal to provoke?
If someone really encounters it, it's too late to hide, how can it be possible to attack a tiger without a weapon.
There is only one possibility for such a person, to be destined for the tiger's mouth and become a meal in the tiger's mouth.
Even if you want to fight this tiger, you should call your hometown elders and attack this tiger together.
Late Yuan and early Ming Dynasty.
Shi Nai'an, who was creating "Water Margin", was slightly stunned when he saw the picture on the canopy.
In his next creation, there is this story of Wu Song fighting the tiger.
However, Shi Nai'an didn't expect that there would be such a bridge in this later life.
Although the tiger in this later life is very different from what he imagined, these fragments can be put into his book.
(End of chapter)