Chapter 5: Lord River God
When the long worm was found, it was coiled like a lump of yellow paste, and everyone stabbed it from a distance with sticks, and its body squirmed slightly but would not escape, as if it lacked a soul.
Xiao Maruko's head is really bold, several big men don't dare to step forward easily, she pinched the tip of her tail and picked it up, held it high above her head, and carried the long worm longer than her back to the commissary.
When Xiao Maruko entered the door with a long worm on his head, Sun Bald shouted: "Shake it lightly, my head is confused, my head is confused......
Where did Xiao Maruko take care of him, find a plastic bucket and throw the worm inside, and asked at the beard, "Godfather, steamed or braised it?" ”
The beard couldn't help but smile, and said to Sun Bald: "The true body of the immortal family has appeared, it's time to tell the truth, right?" If you don't recruit again, our children will be hungry. ”
"I'll recruit! I'm recruiting! ”
Sun Bald was so frightened that he trembled, stuck out his tongue and said: "I was originally a water snake practicing in the Erdao River, and it was the river god who ordered me to take advantage of the fact that Sun Bald Man was drowning and weak, forcibly attached to his body and killed him, or drank pesticides, or touched the electric door, or hanged and cut his wrists, in short, let him die well." I didn't know that I was greedy, occupying his body, and wanted to take this opportunity to suck some of the yang energy of virgins and men for my own use, and I didn't expect to be seen through by you......"
After hearing this, the beard frowned and asked, "What is the festival between this river god lord and grandson of Erdaohe?" You want to do him so badly! ”
Sun Bald said: "The old man of the river god is surnamed Liu, and he was the old owner of this commissary eight years ago......"
As soon as Sun Bald said this, a few older people in the crowd changed color on the spot, and some people panicked: "Could it be Liu Laoshi?" He, he didn't ...... long ago Dead ......"
I heard Sun Bald and said: "Back then, Sun Bald and his wife stared at Liu Laoshi's shop to buy and sell, and saw that Liu Laoshi was an old and desperate family to bully, so they colluded with a local gangster to make trouble, and finally forced Liu Laoshi to resell the commissary and the land to him at a low price. ”
"And what's the matter with this kid? Liu Laoshi has revenge and revenge, why implicate this poor child? The beard gave me a look.
Sun Bald sighed and said, "You don't know, it's all this kid who is looking for himself!" The river god is the body of a water ghost, and he can't leave the two rivers, and the bald son is a fire man who is afraid of water by nature, and he never approaches, and this revenge has never been avenged! I don't want this baby to use water to calculate Sun Bald, and he was led to the river bank that night, which was originally kind to the river god master, and the river god master cast a spell to drown Sun Bald, and the old accounts were over, and the river god master could also use this to get out. Which Cheng wants to ......"
When Sun Bald said this, he glared at me before he continued: "How can you think that this baby colluded with foreign spirits and ruined the good deeds of the river god master, how can the river god master spare him?" For a while, he was very ferocious, so he ordered me to attach Sun Bald's body, first set fire to the Sun family's daughter-in-law, blame the baby, and then torture Sun Bald to death......"
As Sun Bald spoke, a group of people looked at me, but the look in their eyes was not so much apology for blaming me as panic and fear.
The fear of being immersed in the pig cage was vivid, and I hurriedly retorted: "What nonsense are you talking about, when did I collude with foreign spirits?" ”
Sun Bald said: "Don't deny it, it's a woman wearing a hat, although I can't see what the real body is, but it's very powerful!" The river god lost half of his ghost's life, but he couldn't drown Sun Bald from her hands! ”
Hearing this, I chuckled in my heart, and instantly remembered the girl in the Lei Feng hat in the river that night.
Could it be that she didn't want to catch a stand-in at that time, but she was afraid that Sun Bald would die in the river and I would take responsibility, so she was deliberately saving me?
But who is she?
I was in a daze, only to hear the beard and say loudly: "You all understand, this matter has nothing to do with this baby at all, it is the evil in the river who deliberately blames the ...... in order to hide people's eyes and ears."
At this time, the old relative of the Sun family asked, "But what happened to Song Xiangu?" She also has a grudge against this baby? ”
Without waiting for the beard to answer, he listened to Sun Bald's words: "That old lady Song is a horse fairy, and she invited an old turtle in the Erdao River, and the big and small immortals in the river all listened to the words of the river god, so naturally they couldn't spare this baby." ”
After listening to Sun Baldzi's words, the beard couldn't help but smile and said: "You Liu Xian is sincere, what do you have to say." ”
Sun Bald waved his hand and said, "Hey, long worm, long body and rectum, not as many crooked eyes as you mammals......"
The beard nodded: "It's straight, then the river god master asked you to harm people, and you didn't even want to think about the consequences?" ”
Sun Bald looked sad and sighed: "Who made me honest!" Master Yan, I have explained so much, can you exchange my life? ”
"The daughter-in-law of the Sun family was really burned to death by you?"
"That's it! It's true, never lie! ”
"You have human life on your hands, why are you still hypocritical with me? Whip the gods! ”
The beard suddenly screamed, and as he spoke, he bit his finger and rubbed it on Sun Bald's forehead, and slapped it with one palm.
This palm was so fast and powerful that Sun Bald didn't even have time to scream before he fell to the ground, but it was the real body of the willow fairy in the plastic bucket, crackling and twisting and rolling for a long time before he spit blood and stopped moving.
Soon after the snake died, the evil Sun Bald also woke up slowly, and after being scolded by the beard and face, he asked the Sun family to take him back to recuperate first, after all, he was tossed by the evil upper body, and he didn't die and wore out most of his life.
Then the beard said to everyone: "Everyone, the evil of inhaling yang qi has been eliminated, and the children will recover in three or five days, so go back, the next thing has nothing to do with you, don't make a fuss again......
How dare the crowd disobey, and the discussion dispersed one after another.
My sister and I were about to leave, but the beard stopped me and said, "Baby, you can't leave yet." ”
"What else is wrong with me?" I asked in a panic.
He laughed and said: "You have ruined the good deeds of the river god master, he hates you the most now, you have to help me make a bait and lure him out." ”
"We don't help!" My sister hurriedly protected me behind her and begged for mercy: "Uncle, this is your business, just spare the two of us who ask for food, my brother is almost dead......"
He smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't help, but will the river god master let you go?" ”
As soon as I heard this, my sister and I were silent, and we had no choice but to go to the river with him.
On the way, the bearded man limped in front of him with his hands behind his back, and my sister led me behind him.
Maybe I was afraid that we would run away halfway, but the little pill head who was about the same age as me had been silently watching the two of us by the side.
Seeing that the two of us looked nervous, Xiao Marukzi handed over two lollipops and said, "Come and eat candy, Sun Bald stole it from the commissary, don't want money." ”
My sister took the opportunity to ask her, "What are you doing?" Why is it so capable? ”
Maruko smiled and asked, "Have you heard of the Lost and Found?" ”