11, immortal idiot

In the wee hours of the morning, a young nurse entered the ward, changed the nutrient solution for Cao Yanyue, and said to him, "In three hours, you can be discharged." ”

The young nurse seemed to have some disgust on her face, and said, "At a young age, don't always be brave and ruthless, you were beaten like this with Donkey Kong punches, and you almost broke off your cultivation path, you know?" ”

Cao Yanyue raised his eyebrows, and his indifferent emotions were shown on his face, and the young nurse suddenly felt that this young man was incorrigible, and he didn't bother to say anything to him, so he hummed and walked out of the ward quickly after changing the nutrient solution.

After the nurse left, Cao Yan was thoughtful and said secretly: "Donkey Kong fist? ”

"Am I almost crippled with Donkey Kong punches?"

"Isn't this martial arts?"

"There are still people practicing martial arts these years?"

"I remember that this boxing method is the introductory method of Buddhism Zen Gong in Tianchan Temple University, taking the integration of Zen and martial arts, and entering the Tao with martial arts, a very ancient system, it doesn't seem to be a high-level martial arts?"

"Also, if you kill a high school student, you don't need any advanced martial arts."

The martial arts society was a few decades ago.

Now it is an immortal society, and there are very few people who practice martial arts.

It's not that the top martial artists are weak.

Martial arts is typical of being weak in the early stage and strong in the later stage, and the cultivation is hard, and the strength depends on itself.

The immortal path is very fast, the progress is extremely fast, and if you can't cultivate, you can transform your body and go straight to the artificial spiritual root, and it is easier to use foreign objects.

In the first ten years of training, a Taoist with average qualifications can kill a martial artist one or two levels higher with the help of a civilian-type mass-produced flying sword.

It wasn't until twenty years later that there were geniuses who practiced martial arts, broke through to the realm of martial arts, refined into gangqi, and were no longer afraid of civilian flying swords, so they slowly caught up.

The chance of breaking through Wuhao is 7 in 100,000!

Who can hold on for more than a decade and bet on an uncertain future?

Immortal Dao conformed to the trend of the times and eliminated martial arts a long time ago.

Although Ye Ling's sixteenth was beaten to death with Donkey Kong punches, it was a little weird, but Cao Yanyue didn't bother himself and thought about these useless chores.

He was bored and searched for "his" high school class schedule and high school grades.

Ye Ling's science and technology culture education has been completed well, but the immortal education department is miserable.

"Damn, this guy has been a high school student for more than three months, and he has accumulated more than eighty points in Xiandao education? The bottom line for applying for third-class citizenship is a thousand immortal education points! ”

The first semester of high school has passed most of the time, Ye Lingliu only scored eighty-two points in the immortal dao class, unless there is a miracle, after graduating from high school, he is destined to not get a third-class citizenship qualification, and he will fall into the civilian level.

Cao Yanyue was surprised by this young man's waste wood, and couldn't help but complain:

"No wonder he was abandoned by the family."

"Isn't this a typical young master of waste wood?"

"Without citizenship, they can't even apply for university, they lack university education, ordinary people can't find well-paid jobs, their future is bleak, and most civilians live in poverty and poverty all their lives at the bottom of society because of their lack of academic qualifications."

"Even if he is a rich second generation, he can't enter the family business."

"I was also a fairy animal who enjoyed the blessings of ninety-nine-six, did I change my identity, I didn't have to go to college, I didn't even have to enjoy the blessings, I could only lie down and eat and wait for the rich second generation to die?"

"Heaven has given me such a heavy blow, is it so that I can save this young man's bleak life?"

Spit and complain, although the beginning is a "difficult" mode, Cao Yanyue is full of confidence in himself.

He Xiao Cao is a top talent who has been admitted to the Sword Refining Department of Kunlun Sword Immortal Academy, and the high school immortal education course is a piece of cake.

"There are miracles in the world!"

"Let me do a miracle."

Cao Yanyue still remembers that when he graduated from high school, the immortal education points seemed to be tens of thousands, but he didn't remember whether it was more than 50,000 or more than 80,000, and it was not difficult to get that thing.

Anyway, when he graduated, he had already obtained a Taoist certificate.

Before entering the university, the chance of getting a Taoist certificate is - 3.1 in 10,000.

Cao Yanyue soaked in the nutrient solution, looked at the three-hour high school schedule, and secretly thought in his heart: "This young man named Ye Ling Sixteen has a very poor immortal talent. ”

"He's a ......"

"What a very upright immortal idiot!"

When the three hours came, the nurse walked into the ward again, fished Cao Yanyue out of the nutrient solution, and urged him to go through the discharge procedures.

Cao Yanyue completed the discharge procedures, and did not rush back to the boarding school, he found an open space in the hospital, practiced Wuzu Changquan with one move and one style, and he had to familiarize himself with this body.

Wuzu Changquan is a compulsory course in high school immortal education, connecting the twelve styles of primary school students' fitness and the compulsory bone refining chapter of junior high school, all of which are good kung fu to lay a solid foundation, but the use is only to lay a solid foundation.

When he was a teenager, Cao Yanyue really put a lot of hard work into this boxing method, and he practiced Wuzu Changquan to the full level in junior high school, and when he was in high school, he never worried about this course.

Ye Ling's body memory is quite strong, and he has to forcibly change his tricks several times and go in the wrong direction.

Cao Yanyue endured the discomfort of his body, and still beat the entire set of Martial Ancestor Changquan 36 styles in one move and one style, and slowly finished it according to the correct posture, always fighting against body memory, he had never fought such a tired punch in his eight lives.

A set of martial ancestor long punches came down, Cao Yanyue counted a little bit in his heart, and let go of his biggest worry, he thought there was something wrong with this body, but he didn't expect that this young man was too stupid to practice boxing.

Cao Yan sweated all over his body, pressed his thumb on his eyebrows, and scolded: "It's stupid! See? You've been practicing wrong for more than ten years, and it's right to practice like me. ”

"Didn't this kid think about it? There are a lot of places where the practice is wrong! As long as he corrects it slightly, this set of Immortal Dao Introductory Fist Techniques can improve by leaps and bounds?! ”

While complaining, he closed his eyes, reminiscing about the feeling of practicing boxing just now, and finding out the imperfections in boxing.

When he was in high school, Cao Yanyue would never be able to do this.

During his college years, he conducted an in-depth study of Wuzu Changquan for personal interest, which was quite rewarding, and he also wrote a paper that was published in the school's journal and earned a lot of credits.

It's just that at that time, there was no need to re-practice this set of high school basic immortal dao introductory boxing techniques, and it could only be regarded as a kind of fun.

After more than ten minutes, when Cao Yanyue practiced Wuzu Changquan for the second time, he added his own understanding and made changes to a few small details, and the muscles of the whole body were not all tense, and the tension was moderate, and the boxing technique suddenly had a little more charm.

"The first type of three mountains and five mountains, the second type of June flying frost ......"

He practiced the twenty-seventh style of mountaineering and straddle the tiger, and his lower abdomen suddenly became hot, and a warm current jumped......