Cinema, toilet door.

Su Qi rubbed the bag on his head, waited for Shen Wangqing to come out of the toilet after going to the toilet, and said with some grievances: "If you want to go to the toilet, say it early, why are you beating me?" ”

"Whoever makes you owe a beating, it is light to beat you." Shen Wangqing stood in front of the sink and bent down to wash his hands, too lazy to look at him.

"Why am I owed?"

"Mouth."

Shen Wangqing replied without raising his head, and then squinted his eyes and turned his head sideways, "Have you owed this mouth so much since you were a child?" I'm a little curious about how you managed to live so big, how did you not get beaten to death? ”

"We modern people are very civilized, gentlemen don't use their mouths, and they stop at the point, how can they be like you, an uncivilized barbarian......"

Su Qi said and continued to rub his head, sister, it was quite ruthless just now, and it was definitely entrained.

"You ......"

Shen Wangqing gritted his teeth and pointed at him, wanting to go back, but after thinking about it, he gave up again.

"Does it still hurt?" She asked, bending her eyes with a sudden smile.

Su Qi's hand rubbing his head paused slightly, thinking that this woman had begun to care about him for the first time, could it be that the two of them were ambiguous and ambiguous when watching the movie this time, and it finally had an effect?

"Well, it hurts......" Su Qi thought for a moment, grinned, and looked very painful.

Shen Wangqing reached out and touched his head with concern: "What about this?" ”

"It ......still hurts," he thought for a moment and added, "You have to coax and hug and lift it high." ”

Shen Wangqing's hand paused, and then ...... Very crisply, he gave Su Qi a little more.

"Then you hurt." Shen Wangqing turned around and left expressionlessly.

“……”

Damn, I really thought about it too much, how could this woman change her temper so quickly.

Su Qi covered his head on the other side and chased after him, and asked viciously, "Damn, why are you beating me again?" ”

"My mother said that if you slap someone, you have to slap the other side of the face again, otherwise it won't be good if your face is crooked." Shen Wangqing said as a matter of course.

“……”

I rub, I have to be symmetrical when I hit people, right?

"I'll tell you, you've hit me twice in just a few minutes!" Su Qi is angry.

"I'm just in self-defense!" Shen Wangqing was right.

Hey, you're still in self-defense?

As soon as he mentioned this, Su Qike became energetic: "Legitimate defense, right?" Come on, let's talk about what point you just now meet the conditions for legitimate defense. ”

"Have you been wrongfully assaulted?"

"Is the wrongdoing going on?"

"Am I the target of your wrongdoing?"

"Are there any threats to your personal or property safety?"

“……”

Su Qi crossed his fingers, and what he said was the Tao, reasonable, well-organized, and clear, and Shen Wangqing was a little confused when he heard it, and his eyes were circled.

Didn't you study law in college?

Why are you so skilled?

Shen Wangqing was stupid, so she said casually, who knows that there are so many breaking conditions for a legitimate defense?

Su Qi looked at her stunned expression, and laughed in his heart: Hehe, let you see the gold content of the extralegal madman Zhang San.

"Come, go on, and let me hear any more valid reasons."

"I ......"

Shen Wangqing blushed, he didn't know how to go back, he finally gained the upper hand, but within a few minutes, his momentum was pressed back again, very aggrieved.

"Say, don't hold it, how uncomfortable is it?" Su Qi smugly raised his chin at her.

Shen Wangqing held back for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "But you are against the woman's wishes!" ”

Su Qi: "......?!" ”

Su Qi prepared countless rebuttals, but they were all forced in his throat by this sentence, and he almost vomited blood.

Your sister, do you want to be so ruthless?

Kill it directly!

How can this be refuted? Wait online, it's in a hurry!

Shen Wangqing found that after he finished saying the sentence just now, Su Qi squirmed his lips, and he didn't hold back a word for a long time, and his momentum came back in an instant, and he suddenly raised his toes.

"Say? Why don't you say it? Wasn't that quite what you could say just now? ”

She has a direct quality of three in a row.

After so long, she Shen Wangqing finally stood up again!

“……”

It was the first time that Su Qi had lost so completely in a confrontation with her......

There's no way, it's Wang Bang when you open your mouth, who can catch this?

"Count you ruthless!"

Su Qi covered his face and admitted defeat, Shen Wangqing twisted his waist and took small steps, and walked towards the gate in a daze.

……

On the way home.

Shen Wangqing was walking in front with a small satchel, it was not yet nine o'clock, and because of the weekend, there was an endless stream of pedestrians on the road, especially the small restaurants on the street.

The tempting aroma in the restaurant filled the whole street, although Shen Wangqing was a little greedy, but she had only finished dinner not long ago, and the big bucket of popcorn was basically solved by her alone, Su Qi didn't eat a few bites, and now her stomach is not very hungry.

Now that she has too little exercise, she still has to control her diet, otherwise the fat on her waist will grow again, and she will definitely be laughed at by someone when the time comes.

At this time, someone was still depressed and looked at the street scene for a long time because they didn't win because they didn't win each other just now - the more they thought about it for a while, the more angry they became, and the more they took a step back, the more they lost.

He felt that he had just missed for a while and didn't play well, and if he did it again, he would definitely be able to dumb her speechless.

However, it was obvious that Shen Wangqing didn't seem to want to give him a chance to regain face, and the two of them walked separately for so long without saying a word.

Su Qi thought about it for a while, and felt that it was not interesting to go on like this, and he was not a child...... But people just cried and said, "I ignore you", and then ran away.

Adults have to deal with it like adults, so Su Qi casually got up and took the initiative to find a topic: "What do you think of today's movie?" ”

"Well, it's okay." Shen Wangqing thought for a moment.

In fact, she can't see anything good or bad, anyway, she thinks the action scenes seem to be quite cool, and the football fireworks are also quite handsome.

It can be regarded as giving her a little Kexue shock!

"I think this is already one of the most passable versions of Conan in recent years, you haven't watched it in previous years, it's called a ...... that makes people lose their minds."

As the up master of the animation area, it's probably because of occupational diseases, anyway, when I watch the movie, Su Qi's mind is full of desire to complain, and this one actually has a lot of slots.

For example, chewing gum defusing the bomb, the villain alone made a flood-level liquid bomb, and I don't know how she did such a large amount of work without the police knowing......

It can only be said that in the Conan universe, the police of the island country are indeed unbearable.

Saying that, Su Qi suddenly felt that the content of his next video was available, and there were so many slots in this theater version that the video was so popular that he couldn't complain about the popularity of the video, and he was really sorry for the ticket price.

Shen Wangqing listened to Su Qi complaining in her ear, but she actually couldn't get anything, after all, she really didn't see much Conan...... But, if someone complains, why is this hand still starting to be dishonest?

Feeling someone's fingers on his right hand little by little, Shen Wangqing glanced at him expressionlessly, but Su Qi was still talking about the movie slots, as if this strange hand was not his at all.

……

Hehe, he didn't take advantage of Shen Wangqing before, but now he has to get it back from her.