Seeing Pei Hao biting the meat and eating a fragrant horse, Su Qi thought about it and threw the knife and fork aside......

What a garbage thing, or chopsticks are good!

Sandwiching the cut beef just now into his mouth, Su Qi chewed the meat and said, "Anyway, your mother is really anxious, and she has already started to give you a blind date?" ”

"Isn't it? Don't you know that when I go back every day, I listen to my mother's nagging about which family's son has married a daughter-in-law, which family's daughter has married again, and which of her best friends has hugged her grandson......"

Pei Hao picked up a kebab, skewered the skewers, gritted his teeth and complained, but he could be regarded as finding someone who could spit out bitterness.

"I hear it at home every day, and I know that I should learn to live alone, and honestly move out to live alone, how clean it is."

"It's the same, do you think I'm cool? When I go home now, I have to listen to my mother's nagging every time, as if I can't speak without urging marriage......"

Su Qi looked at him with empathy, saying that Dad understands you, and you are also a fallen person at the end of the world!

"Don't don't, we're different...... Don't you have a beautiful woman at home? Lao Zhou said that it is like a fairy, I haven't seen it yet. Pei Hao hurriedly waved his hand, indicating that you should come to this set less.

are all living with girls, pretending to be Nima?

"Why haven't you seen that?" Su Qi asked rhetorically.

"When have I seen it?" Pei Hao was stunned.

"Isn't that the picture I sent you? Speaking of which, you met earlier than Lao Zhou. Su Qi took a sip of orange juice, which was justified and authentic.

"Fuck off your uncle, isn't that just a back? I mean straight face. Pei Hao scolded with a smile.

"Rounding it up is like seeing it."

"Cut, I knew that there was a ghost in that photo of yours at the beginning, and I didn't admit it at that time." Pei Hao pursed his lips and pointed at him with an iron skewer.

Su Qi raised his hand and cleared it: "Eh, I didn't lie, she was really not my girlfriend at the beginning." ”

"Didn't it at the beginning? So now is it? Got it? Pei Hao noticed that there seemed to be something else in his words, and asked curiously.

"Not yet, still working on ......"

Su Qi chewed on the pasta that had come in with a clip in his hand......

The taste is really unpalatable, like chewing plastic, and it's not as fragrant as the noodles he bought at home for a few dollars.

"You guys are weird enough, it's not a couple to live together every day, tsk......" Pei Hao held his glass, drank Coke, and smashed his mouth.

He looked around just now and found that this buffet didn't even have beer, so he could only drink something with the same gas.

There is no wine, the food is too unpleasant, and I will never come back next time.

“…… Eh, what kind of relationship do you think you have? Pei Hao continued.

"The relationship between landlord and tenant." Su Qi is a matter of course.

"Is there a landlord like you who makes people eat and drink for nothing and pay for nothing?" Pei Hao glanced at him, thought of something again, and proposed, "Why don't you let me live in it too, just to escape from my mother's clutches." ”

"You're not a woman, why did I let you live in?"

"Damn, do you want to be so realistic? Forgetful? ”

"It's so realistic! If you go to the next country for surgery and come back, I can consider it. ”

“……”

Pei Hao touched his buttocks, and thought about it, this sacrifice was a bit big, and it would be more cost-effective to go out and rent a house by himself honestly at that time.

"Then again, you have a goal anyway, what is your mother talking about?"

"Don't you say it, haven't you caught it yet?"

"Then you can also take someone home and gag it first, anyway, I see the relationship between the two of you, and there shouldn't be any problem with pretending to be a boyfriend and girlfriend...... Eh, let me tell you, when the time comes, maybe you will take the opportunity to do it directly, and it is not impossible to push the boat down the river. ”

Pei Hao squeezed his eyebrows at Su Qi and encouraged.

“……”

Su Qi silently drank a sip of orange juice with strange eyes, if he wasn't sure that Pei Hao really didn't know anything, he would have doubted that this dog son was going against the grain and wanted to kill him.

If you really bring this back, let Su Ma see it like this...... The mouth can be blocked, but it's hard to say whose mouth is blocked.

And the mouth must be tightly gagged, without panting - after all, he is directly gone......

Of course, the dead can't speak.

"Alright, don't have bad ideas, if I could really do it, I would have done it a long time ago." Su Qi shook his head.

"What? That one in your family doesn't agree? ”

"Not really, it's just who she is...... Forget it, I can only say that you should understand everything, and if you don't know how to say it, you don't understand, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read! Su Qi sighed.

“……”

Pei Hao squeezed the cup in his hand tightly when he heard this, and felt that his royal power was about to be uncontrollable-

Your sister, what he hates most in his life is this kind of riddler who doesn't speak human words.

"Don't talk about me, you better think about yourself, now you have no hope of getting out of the list."

"Look at fate, look at fate." Pei Hao didn't want to take this stubble.

"Just lie to me, don't lie to yourself...... By the way, isn't there a lot of single girls in Lao Zhou's company? Let him introduce you, I think he likes to do it the most. ”

"Come less and come less, maybe you will come back today."

Pei Hao impatiently drank all the Coke, but drank it too quickly and almost choked him.

"Ahem, ahem...... What, we've been eating for so long, and it seems that there is no movement over there? Pei Hao took out a few tissues, wiped his mouth and changed the topic.

"What's going on?"

"It's the woman I went on a blind date just now, and it doesn't seem to have called the police? So far, I haven't even sent me a message. ”

"Maybe she's more self-aware and knows that she is at a loss?" Su Qi speculated.

"Can a self-aware man do that?"

"Who knows?"

Su Qi shrugged his shoulders, in fact, he also thought it was quite strange.

It stands to reason that after so long, the other side should have sensed that something was wrong, and then the next part should be to call over and scold the street......

Why is it so quiet now?

The script isn't quite right.

When the food was almost finished, Pei Hao went to settle the bill, and the two walked out of Baolong Square all the way.

"You just slipped away, can your mother explain it?" Su raised his head, stretched his waist, and asked.

"Confession?" Pei Hao waved his hand disdainfully, "This time, I just let my mother see what kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp she introduced...... In the future, I will have a reason to refuse this kind of thing, and she will always stop all day long. ”

"You're doing a good job."

"Okay, I won't tell you, I'll go back, won't I play games at night?"

"It depends."

The two said a few words casually and then parted ways and went to the bus stop to wait for the bus home.

……

After getting off the bus, Su Qi, who wanted to go home directly, thought about it, or went to the roadside noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of beef fried noodles, he was afraid that when he got home, he would see that Shen Wangqing could even cook noodles and overturn, and he was too lazy to cook rice now, so he simply took precautions.

After packing the beef noodles and returning home, the first thing Su Qi did when he opened the door was to look at the kitchen......

Well, it doesn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary.

I looked at the dining table again, and I really didn't find any messy unknown objects.

Didn't even roll over?

Su Qi was a little unconvinced, thought about it and looked at the trash can next to him - maybe the evidence was destroyed.

Squatting down, I just reached out to take a look......

Smack!

The door to the study opened suddenly.

Sensing the movement, Su Qi froze as he turned over the trash can, turned his head to look, and just saw Shen Wangqing walking out of the room with a water cup.

She was holding a water cup and just wanted to walk to the coffee table to pour water, but casually glanced at the corner of the living room, and then saw Su Qi, who was squatting by the trash can, also looking at herself.

“……”

“……”

The two looked at each other, and the air froze for a moment.

Shen Wangqing was stunned for a moment, glanced at his hand stretched out in the trash can that had not yet retracted, frowned, and was silent for a moment before speaking:

"You...... Haven't eaten yet? ”

“？？？”

Su Qi looked down at the trash can in front of him-

In this situation, why does this sound so strange?

"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong, I don't have that kind of fetish." Su Qi quickly withdrew his hand, stood up and explained.

It always feels like there's been some terrible misunderstanding.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't need to explain, I can understand." Shen Wangqing waved his hand, uncharacteristically without yin and yang, but put on an expression of "no need to explain, I understand".

"Understood?"

Su Qi was stunned, and immediately felt that something was wrong, and quickly asked clearly, "No, what do you understand?" ”

"Beggar gang leader, my job...... Understand, understand. Shen Wangqing scratched her chin and nodded thoughtfully.

"Pretty dedicated!" She walked over and patted Su Qi on the shoulder very understandingly.

“……”

The corners of Su Qi's mouth twitched.

Your sister, this stalk can't get by, right?

How many times have I said it, Lao Tzu is not Su Qi'er!!

Never mind......

After thinking about it, he was still incompetent and furious, turned around and went into the kitchen to wash his hands, and took a tissue from the table to wipe it.

"I just wanted to check if your noodles didn't roll over." Su Qi explained.

"Does this have anything to do with you rummaging through the trash can?" Shen Wangqing didn't believe it.

"Isn't this afraid that you will fall directly and destroy the evidence."

"You look down on me?"

"I'm not looking down on you, I'm just looking down on your cooking skills."

"Hmph, did you check out anything?"

“…… No. ”

"And you still look down on my cooking skills?"

"Okay, okay, this time I'm underestimating your level." Su Qi raised his hand in surrender.

Also, if the boiled noodles can be overturned, he will probably have to suspect Shen Wangqing's brain development.

…… It's kind of worrying about yourself.

Just wanted to ask her if she wanted to eat more, so he bought a bowl of fried noodles for her, but he saw Shen Wangqing suddenly walking straight towards the kitchen.

"Huh? What are you doing in the kitchen? Su Qi was puzzled.

"Cooking noodles?" Shen Wangqing didn't reply, as a matter of course.

"Haven't you eaten it?"

"Who told you that I have eaten it, and the noodles have not been cooked?"

“？？？”

Hey, he really thought Shen Wangqing didn't overturn this time......

Feelings are not done at all?

Wrong payment.

Su Qi didn't bother to dwell on this topic, and asked, "I've been out for so long, and you haven't eaten yet?" ”

This is not in line with the most positive character of this product.

"I watched the TV series and forgot the time."

"Is it that pretty?"

Shen Wangqing didn't answer, and was thinking about boiling water to cook noodles in a pot, when he heard Su Qi outside say, "Don't cook it, I just bought you a bowl of fried noodles, come out and eat it." ”

"Chow mein?" Shen Wangqing put down the noodles in her hand in surprise and walked out, "How do you know I didn't eat it?" ”

"Don't the prophets know? Actually, I'm a magician. Su Qi looked at her with an inscrutable expression.

"Magician? Didn't you say that it would take thirty years for the mother to be single before she became a magician? You've completed your mission ahead of schedule for more than twenty years? Shen Wangqing tilted her head and looked at him in surprise.

“……”

Su Qi's smile instantly froze on his face.

He's just joking, do you want to be so heartbroken?

"Okay, in fact, I was afraid that you would overturn, so I deliberately took precautions, but I didn't expect you to not even cook the noodles directly, so I can only say that it just happened to be crooked." Su Qi was embarrassed and said honestly.

As he spoke, Su Qi opened the bag on the table, took out disposable chopsticks, lifted the lid of the bowl, and the unique aroma of fried noodles came to his face.

"Hmph, I knew you weren't so kind." Shen Wangqing sat down, picked up disposable chopsticks and inserted them into the noodles and stirred them.

"Hey, I'm afraid you're going to starve, so I went to buy you a bowl of noodles...... Do you have a good conscience about me? Su Qi looked at her dissatisfied.

Shen Wangqing thought about it, and felt that what she had just said was indeed a little inappropriate, so she turned her head to look at him: "Okay, it's a little unbearable, why don't you make up for it?" ”

"Compensation?"

Su raised his eyebrows, and his eyes turned to Shen Wangqing, "Why don't you let me touch your conscience?" ”

Shen Wangqing just took a breath, and almost squirted out when he heard his words, and scolded with a red face; "Why do you have nasty stuff in your head all day?"

"It's that what you said is too easy to make people think crookedly."

"Cut, sure enough, people with yellow glasses see everything yellow."

"Where did you learn this? Kaguya-sama? ”

"yes, doesn't that make sense?"

“……”

Su Qi really couldn't think of how to refute this kind of wise saying, but when it came to Miss Kaguya, he felt that the relationship between the two of them was now a little in the direction of Kaguya and Silver.

Miss Wangqing wants me to sue ...... Oh no, it's I want my mother's best friend to confess, a genius brain battle between two dead tsunderese.

This thing would look good if it was made into an anime.

"That's it, I haven't eaten enough outside just now, you can just feed me." Su Qi thought for a moment and then proposed.

"It's as simple as that?" Shen Wangqing was slightly surprised, this guy didn't climb the pole to take advantage of her, and went out to change his temperament?

"Yes, it's as simple as that, what bad idea can a person like me have." Su Qi nodded solemnly.

"Oh, then you go get a pair of chopsticks." Shen Wangqing pointed to the kitchen.

"What are you doing with chopsticks? Don't you have one? Su Qi glanced at the chopsticks in her hand.

"I've eaten this pair!"

"That's what you want......

"Huh?"

"Oh no, I mean, isn't this a provincial chopstick? What a hassle. Su Qi changed his words in time.

"What's the trouble with washing chopsticks?"

"Forget about this, just take a bite anyway, why are you so troublesome? Hurry up, ah-"

Su Qi opened his mouth, Shen Wangqing hesitated, secretly scolded Su Qi for being shameless, and still sandwiched a few noodles to his mouth.

Su Qi couldn't wait to bite down, and he didn't know whether to bite the noodles or chopsticks...... Anyway, Shen Wangqing's face was red, and she was so ashamed.

"Yes, is it that delicious?"

"You know what? Take a bite of this thing to prolong your life! ”

“……？”

(End of chapter)