Chapter 110: Smoke Lock Pond Willow

If you drink too much and your brain is not so clear, you are also a champion, not stupid.

Song Yu looked at him and said, "Could it be that I admire Brother Sun's first-class martial arts and admire your talent?" ”

"Fart, you're much more famous than me!" Sun Zhiping said, hugging the girl next to him, "Huanxi, do you know who he is?" Righteous Bo Yuntian Yu son, how can you repay your grievances with virtue Have you heard of it? He said it! ”

"There is Bole in the world, and then there is Maxima, have you heard of it? He said it too! This bastard says he admires my talents, do you believe it? ”

The girl named Huanxi beside him looked at Song Yu with bright eyes, and said softly: "Young Master Yu's name, the slave has naturally heard of it, but in the slave's heart, the person who can pass the top prize in the exam must be more talented!" So the slave believes! ”

"Hahaha," Sun Zhiping laughed heartily and looked at Song Yu, "I don't care what you, the birdman, have plans for me, aren't you famous?" Come, you make a pair of up, if I can't come up, it's not good, from now on you are my brother! You let me go east, I don't go west, you let me beat dogs, I don't beat chickens......"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became lively.

The girls who were tired of dancing and resting on the side, and the musicians who played various musical instruments, couldn't help but coax along.

Girls love to watch talented people fight poems, of course, they may love something else in another place.

The joy beside Sun Zhiping whispered close to his ear: "If you can overpower this young man Yu, the slave will let you walk on the dry road tonight, but no one has walked there!" ”

it!

This is a bumpy road...... I've never walked before!

Sun Zhiping's beast blood suddenly boiled, looked at Song Yu and said loudly: "Brother, do you dare or not?!" ”

Song Yu looked at him with a smile: "I'm out, are you right?" ”

Sun Zhiping looked confident: "That's right, you come out, I'm right!" These people here, don't look at them all women, but they are all talented women with splendid bellies, let them judge, right, right, I'm willing to bet and lose! ”

If Sun Zhiping is out of Shanglian, Song Yu will definitely not agree, not to mention the little ink in his stomach, he is afraid that he will be able to give him seconds if he comes to a show.

But let him out...... Isn't this Nima a dimensionality reduction strike?

Any hesitation for a second is disrespectful to the Chinese teacher!

"To bet or not?" Sun Zhiping was drunk and looked at Song Yu.

Huan reminded him: "You haven't said what will happen if you win?" ”

Sun Zhiping reacted and said loudly: "Yes, I haven't said it yet, let me think about it, if I win, you will leave ...... from now on."

He suddenly froze, in fact, he wanted to say that if I win, you should stay away from Qing'er.

But the remnants of reason and the pride in his bones made him unable to speak at all.

This is not only disrespectful to Xiao Qing, but also a trampling on his own pride.

Song Yu looked at him with a smile.

Sun Zhiping shook his head, thought for a long time, glanced at Huanxi beside him, and suddenly asked, "Huanxi, what do you want?" ”

Huanxi's originally smiling face suddenly froze for a breath or two, and then said with a smile: "The slave's wish?" Of course, there is a good person like Zhuang Yuanlang every day. ”

"Do you want to get you out of the Workshop?" Sun Zhiping rubbed his head, "I'm afraid it's a little difficult for my virtuous brother!" ”

In fact, what Huanxi said was just a cliché, how could a daughter of a criminal official like her dare to think of such a thing?

If her father's protégé rises from the past, maybe she still has some opportunities, but what year and month will it take?

Maybe it's long since the gray hair and gray face are gone.

This kind of dream, maybe Liu Tong's wives and concubines will still do it, and people like her, who have been in the Teaching Department for many years, have long since stopped doing it.

As a result, Zhuang Yuanlang, who drank too much, actually said such a thing, which was touched and a little funny at the same time.

Of course, she knew that Sun Zhiping was not only the champion, but also the person who supervised the Demon Division, but so what?

Unless the jade boss speaks in person, Sun Zhiping really doesn't have the ability.

She glanced at the more dazzling handsome young man opposite, and said softly, "Where do slaves dare to think of such a thing? Why don't you think so? The slave dares to make a suggestion, if you win, ask Yu Gongzi to compose a poem for the slave! The slave and the sisters have long heard of the name of Yu Gongzi and admired it for a long time, but they have never heard of Yu Gongzi have a poem coming out. ”

Sun Zhiping patted his head: "That's right! Why didn't I think of this? Or my family is happy and smart! ”

He looked at Song Yu, raised his eyebrows, and said provocatively: "Do you want to come?" ”

A group of girls in the room immediately cheered: "Come, come, come!" ”

"Escape from the Teaching Division", the girls who can appear in front of the distinguished guests have long stopped thinking about it.

There is wine today and drunk today, and being happy every day is a day, which is what they pursue.

In this scene now, the two great talents are fighting for their writing, how joyful!

If you can really get a poem from this young man, maybe you can leave a name for eternity!

Everyone's eyes were focused on Song Yu, including the girl beside him who was snubbed and resentful, and she was also looking at him with bright eyes at this time.

Song Yu looked at Sun Zhiping and said, "Smoke lock pond willows." ”

If you don't kill you all at once, you don't know how profound Chinese culture is!

What if you win after studying for half a day, you also want me to copy poems, dreaming, right?!

"Hahahaha, you're really ...... this uplink"

Sun Zhiping only said half a sentence, and then stopped abruptly, first stunned, then frowned, and his face became serious.

Literati, especially talented literati, have instincts when it comes to their own professional fields, even if they are drunk as dogs.

This sentence sounds like a mediocre sentence, and it feels like a child can make it.

Sun Zhiping's first reaction when he was drunk was that this thing was too naïve!

Brother Xian, don't you fall in love with my family, and deliberately want to lose to me to compose poems to praise her?

You've got a sunny ...... Boss, you can't be so shameless!

But after thinking about it, this is a dog thing that can directly repay grievances and repay virtue with virtue, and it is a bastard who can directly raise an ancient Soma master who was originally only a little famous in history to the philosophical level and make it famous for eternity!

This guy is covered in pits, and will say a pair that is passed out and made a joke?

So after tasting it carefully, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

First of all, the picture is full of sense and artistic conception - the pond is quiet, surrounded by green willows, and shrouded in smoke.

"Smoke lock pond willow ......" Sun Zhiping's eyes became clearer and clearer, and he was using his internal force to resolve the urge to drink!

At this time, a group of girls also thought silently.

Of course, they didn't realize how subtle and wonderful this short five-character couplet was at this time.

Their contemplation is more about how to go to the next couplet.

With the operation of the internal force in the meridians, Sun Zhiping's alcohol was also rapidly subsiding, but his brows were still tightly locked.

muttered, "Fire, metal, water, earth...... Wood! ”

Long.

He looked up at Song Yu in disbelief and sighed, "I lost." ”

A group of women in the room were all stunned, and their eyes were even more incredible.

Some of them have even come up with the next link in their hearts, even if the artistic conception is not as good, but there should be no problem in terms of combat.

The result is a good ...... Actually took the initiative to admit defeat?

Among this group of girls, there are talented and quick minds after all, such as Huanxi next to Sun Zhiping, from the five words "fire, gold, water, civil engineering" that he just muttered, he quickly realized the problem.

She frowned and muttered, "Smoke is fire, locks are gold, pools are water, ponds are soil, and willows are wood...... OMG! Yu Gongzi's Shanglian not only has an excellent artistic conception, but also hides the attributes of the five elements, which is too exaggerated! ”

As she muttered louder and louder, everyone pondered for a while, and all of them reacted, and looked at Song Yu's eyes, suddenly full of shock.

"Fight right" was proposed by Sun Zhiping after drinking too much, and everyone was adding fuel to the fire during the whole process, laughing and ridiculing.

In the end, it's just a drinking game between two talented people, and no one cares about it at all.

As a result, Yu Gongzi opened his mouth, and the five words fluttered lightly seemed ordinary and ordinary, but they were so subtle and mysterious.

Hearing that a person is famous and witnessing it with his own eyes are completely two different concepts.

Especially Zhuang Yuanlang actually simply conceded defeat in the field of pairs, and the shock brought to them was simply too strong!

A talented girl like Huanxi, the more she thinks about it, the more she feels like her scalp is numb, as if there is an electric current flowing all over her body, and that crispy and numb feeling makes her can't help but clamp her legs, and her eyes when she looks at Song Yu become rippling.

Of course, Zhuangyuanlang is fragrant, but this Yushu is in the wind, and Yu Gongzi, who can say famous sentences through the ages, is obviously many ranks higher than Sun Zhiping!

The girl next to Song Yu was almost about to fall on him, completely interpreting the sentence that women are made of water.

He looked at Sun Zhiping and asked, "With Brother Sun's talent, it shouldn't be difficult to come out, right?" ”

Sun Zhiping, who had completely lost his sense of drinking, smiled bitterly and nodded: "It's not difficult to come out, but what is difficult is the artistic conception, and what is difficult is ...... No matter how right I am, I am picking up people's teeth and wisdom, and I barely come up with a pair that is both gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and the artistic conception is completely inferior, and I smile generously...... It's better than that, Brother Song, you will be my brother in the future, and I will take it! Be completely convinced! ”

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It's been days.

"Smoke lock pond willow" is completely fermented.

This uplink from the Teaching Workshop Division exploded directly in the literati circle of Lin'an Mansion.

When many people didn't discover the mystery at first, they were a little unimpressed, and when they heard that it was made by the young man Yu who "repaid grievances with virtue" and "righteousness Bo Yuntian", they couldn't help but laugh.

I feel that it is actually difficult to live under the fame, and Yu Gongzi is like that.

But after being reminded by others, or after recovering himself, they were all dumbfounded.

This Nima's mouth is absolute?

It is said that it is because of the champion Lang Sun Zhiping who took the initiative to provoke-

When many "insiders" heard this, they couldn't help but sympathize with this champion infinitely.

Isn't it just a rival in love, is it?

It's just ruthless!

This is not leaving a way for others to live at all!

If this pair is passed down through the ages, Sun Zhiping will have to act as a background board for the ages.

Thousands of years later, people have long forgotten who is the champion, but they must remember to take the initiative to provoke, and then Sun Zhiping, who was "smashed" by a pair.

What a tragic word?

In the past few days, whether it is a teahouse or a green house, almost everyone has been chanting these five words.

Some literati are even more like demons, not thinking about tea and dinner, thinking about how to have both an artistic conception, a neat battle, and the same hidden mysteries to give the right thing.

The result was-

"Not at all, not at all!"

"I don't feel like my head is my own......"

If it weren't for Song Yu, he would have lived in the Demon Supervision Division all day.

It is estimated that he was already taken out by a group of literati who were tortured to pull their hair and pinch their thighs, forcing him to put the lower couplet up.

Kill or bury, what a cheater!

Even the official family heard someone talk about it at the court meeting, and they were stunned for a long time, and asked the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty-

"Who can wait?"

Zhu Zi of the Manchu Dynasty, no one spoke.

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