Chapter Ninety-Eight: Who Wants to Shoot Your Head
The vendors are here.
"Slightly spicy." Xu Yue said to the boss.
"I'm asking if you want spicy." But the boss said.
"I said mildly spicy." Xu Yue said again.
"I'm asking if you want spicy." But the boss said again.
"I want to be spicy." Xu Yue was speechless, so he could only turn his head and say loudly: "Yes." ”
"If you want it, you can say yes." The boss said, "Then do you want extra spicy, medium spicy, or slightly spicy?" ”
"......" Xu Yue could only withdraw his gaze from the girl's body, glanced back at the boss speechlessly, and said loudly: "I said at the beginning that it should be slightly spicy. ”
"Sorry, I didn't hear ......," the boss said.
"......" Xu Yue was speechless.
But then he turned his head to look again.
only to find that the girl in white on the edge of the roof of the building just now was gone.
I thought she had jumped off the building.
But after two glances, I found that there were no bloody corpses downstairs over there.
I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Then Xu Yue didn't think about it anymore.
Instead, wait for the finger cake to be ready.
After waiting for a while.
Xu Yue's finger cake is finally ready.
But at this moment, Xu Yue inadvertently glanced behind him.
I couldn't help but be stunned again.
Because at the mouth of an alley on the other side of the road, there was an otherworldly girl in white costume.
It seems to be the girl on the rooftop just now.
Although Xu Yue didn't see her appearance clearly at first, he recognized her unique temperament.
What shocked Xu Yue was that the girl's facial features, eyebrows and eyes were almost impeccable, and her skin was as white and tender as clean tofu, and the color difference between her and the people passing by around her was very obvious.
She was blinking at the passing cars and the crowd of people on the side of the road waiting to cross the street with a pair of wide, watery eyes.
But the ancient costume she wears, the material looks at it, and you know that it is not cheap at all.
Some of Xu Yue's colleague's children like cosplay.
So he knew that clothes like this kind of ancient costumes were actually much more expensive than ordinary normal modern clothes.
The girl in the country was reluctant to spend money on such clothes.
"Finger cake, alright." At this time, Xu Yue didn't have time to think about anything more, because the boss behind him said, "Do you want to add some ketchup or salad dressing?" ”
"Tomato sauce." Xu Yue also turned around and said.
"I asked if you wanted ......," but the boss said, "Tomato sauce or salad dressing?" ”
"......" Xu Yue was speechless. The boss seemed to be a little deaf, and he said loudly: "Don't! I don't want it, just give it to me! ”
"Are you sure you don't want ketchup or salad dressing?" The boss said again.
"........." Xu Yue was speechless: "Don't!" ”
"No ketchup or salad dressing?" The boss asked again.
"......" Xu Yue didn't want to speak. Reach over and want to get the finger cake directly.
"Oh, ketchup. I should have pointed directly with my hand. I don't have good ears, sorry boy. But then the boss said again.
As he spoke, he poured some tomato sauce on Xu Yue's finger cake before handing it to Xu Yue.
"......" Xu Yue was speechless.
But the bosses all apologized.
And the end result is also your own.
Nothing more.
"The money has been transferred." took the finger cake handed over by the vendor owner, and then directly scanned the code with his mobile phone to pay.
After that, he opened his mouth and took a big bite of the finger cake.
I closed my eyes and savored the taste, and I suddenly felt all over.
The speechlessness just now is gone.
"Good food can heal everything." Xu Yue said darkly.
But I didn't expect to be startled when I turned around the next moment.
Because the stunning girl in white just now didn't know when she actually arrived behind Xu Yue.
A pair of beautiful black eyes were looking at Xu Yue.
"Senior brother, you're really back!"
She said to Xu Yue with tears in her beautiful eyes: "I finally found you!" ”
Xu Yue was confused.
I couldn't help but look left and right.
But there's no one else around?
Seems like she's really talking to me?
Acting?
Are short video bloggers doing their jobs?
Or is the streamer of the live stream playing with hidden cameras?
Want to do something to prank passers-by and see how they react?
Xu Yue did see some such videos on the Internet before.
There are some self-media that specialize in getting an actor to work on the street.
Then take pictures of passers-by's reactions, and then post them online to earn traffic.
"Yes, junior sister, it's been thousands of years, and we've finally met!"
Therefore, Xu Yue immediately cooperated and said: "I can't imagine seeing you now, you are still so young, I want you and me to cultivate together back then......"
Often this kind of street spoof, just want to see passers-by panic.
But Xu Yue is now rebellious.
He just had to do the opposite.
Of course, I was thinking in my heart, what if such a different reaction, the blogger who shot in the shadows was satisfied?
After that, they found out where the camera was, and they were never allowed to post their own images! - unless they give money!
And his appearance is not low, the price must not be cheap, he has to slaughter them! - Less than 10 yuan will never be agreed!
"I've been sleeping in the tomb for a long, long time, and I've been waiting for you for a long, long time!"
The girl shuddered when she heard this, and then she choked up and said in a coquettish voice, "I almost thought you would never come back!" Woooooo ”
While speaking, she also pounced directly and threw herself into Xu Yue's arms, and her two jade arms hugged Xu Yue tightly.
It brings a burst of sweet girlish aroma and the soft warmth and touch of the girl's delicate body.
Xu Yue was stunned.
This street actor is too into the play, right?
Although it is said that this girl is very beautiful.
But Xu Yue is not a casual person.
And, who knows how many men these actresses have held?
"It's too much. Such an intimate scene......"
So Xu Yue pushed her away and said, "This has to be another price!" ”
At the same time, Xu Yue turned his head to look around:
"Where's the camera's camera? Cameraman, don't hide, come out quickly! All of a sudden, hugging people, what do you mean by that? You have to give me an explanation! You hidden cameras are going too far......"
However, no videographer has been shown up since.
The people around him just looked at him and the girl in white in astonishment.
And the girl in white was also stunned.
"Not a street spoof?"
Xu Yue was also stunned, frowned, and said, "Isn't it a hidden camera?" ”
"Senior brother, what is a hidden camera?"
And when the girl in white heard this, her body flashed forward and blocked Xu Yue's face, and she spread her arms and said vigilantly: "Who is hiding around and wants to shoot your head?" Don't be afraid, brother, with me, I won't let anyone hurt you! Whoever wants to hurt you, step over my corpse first! ”
“……”
Xu Yue was speechless.
He didn't know if the girl in white was serious, or if she was telling him a bad joke.
(End of chapter)