Chapter 65: His Majesty's Personal Trainer
Although it is said that when someone says the words "I have a friend", it is most likely to activate the skill of making friends out of nothing, but when these words come out of the emperor's mouth, Yang Junyu still feels a little disobedient.
After all, since ancient times, the emperor has been synonymous with a lonely person, and now you tell me that you have a friend, it always sounds like something is not right.
Of course, Yang Junyu also knows that this is just a stand-in skill after all, so the authenticity of this sentence is not very important.
Through Yang Junyu's observation of the emperor, he is not sick, but he is getting older, and it is normal to have a little kidney deficiency.
He replied in a low voice, "Your Majesty, according to my observations, the amount of exercise on weekdays should not be very large, right?" ”
This is not just seen, Yang Junyu also clearly remembers that the queen herself said that the emperor seems to like watching anime and playing games.
"Hmm...... The main thing is that I am older, my energy is not very good, and I am too lazy to move. The Emperor nodded.
"Your Majesty, it's not just a matter of age. In fact, the more the human body does not move, the less energetic, the less energetic it is, the less it wants to move, and vice versa. ”
Li Mofeng raised his eyebrows: "You also studied medicine?" ”
"No, I just know a little bit about medical science."
"Well, the Imperial Doctor has said that."
Yang Junyu nodded slightly, and asked in a low voice: "My subordinates guess that Your Majesty's friend should be about the same age and figure as Your Majesty, and also have yoga skills, right?" ”
"Hmmm......"
"So it's not a disease, plus I have some skills, it's not too difficult to exercise, I can teach Your Majesty some practice methods, and then Your Majesty will teach that friend......"
Li Mofeng nodded again and again: "This method is good, anyway, you will take them to practice in the second group every morning, why don't you give me some advice......
"This ......" Yang Junyu felt a little embarrassed.
It is definitely unreliable to let the emperor go over and practice with him every morning, and he, an ordinary secret guard, if he comes to the palace regularly every day, he will also be easily targeted.
"My friend also has a few concubines. In your opinion, how often is it best to go back to this matter? Li Mofeng skipped the above topic for the time being.
Yang Junyu thought about it, the emperor's harem life cannot be found by the outside world, so in addition to the queen, there should be three concubines.
Today's Tang Dynasty people are also allowed to take concubines, but there are many restrictions in this regard, so there are really not many people who really take concubines, and they are basically in the big family.
The current law stipulates that if a man wants to take a concubine, the wife must go to the civil affairs department of the household department for questioning and sign a document agreeing to the husband's concubine.
And once this document is signed, the wife also has the right to raise the face.
At the same time, concubines and wives are not equal in law, and wives are much higher than concubines in terms of inheritance rights and the distribution of common family property.
In other words, the concubine has no way to argue with her wife in law, and she is an inferior existence.
The children born by concubines are also counted as the wife's children in law, and concubines cannot enjoy the rights and treatment of their biological mothers.
It is because of such legal provisions that the proportion of people who actually take concubines is very low today.
First, it is a loss to the family, what if the wife also goes to find the face at that time?
Second, this is not an era of not having enough to eat, at least they are equal in personality, but any woman with normal psychology will not choose to be a concubine for others.
After all, if you are a concubine, you have to look at the eyes of other people's wives.
So unless it's the kind of situation where the vanity is really strong, or the other party's conditions are so good that they are exaggerated, there are still very few people who are really willing to be concubines.
Many people would even rather be prostitutes than concubines, and if they are prostitutes, they don't have to look at other people's faces outside of work.
But if you are a concubine, you will be looked down upon wherever you go.
And the situation of the imperial family is similar, since the accession to the throne of Emperor Shengzong's nephew Li Chongyun, the imperial family also has clear regulations on the management of the harem.
The previous problem of too many women in the emperor was canceled, and in addition to the queen's wife, the emperor was only allowed to have three concubines at most.
And even if it is the child of the concubine who inherits the throne in the end, he cannot change his biological mother to the queen, because legally, he is the child of the queen, not the child of the concubine.
In addition, there are many other provisions that greatly reduce the occurrence of harem struggles.
According to these regulations, it is inferred that the current emperor Li Mofeng most likely also has three concubines.
Coupled with the fact that the queen has four wives, Yang Junyu thought about it and replied in a low voice: "The suggestion of his subordinates is that it should not be more than once a month. ”
"Only once a month?" Li Mofeng raised his eyebrows, his expression a little tangled.
"Your Majesty, after all, this age is here. If it's too indulgent, it's really not good. Yang Junyu advised from the bottom of his heart.
Li Mofeng nodded slightly: "The imperial doctor also said so......
"Your Majesty, I am not a doctor after all, at most I can only guide Your Majesty to exercise. And in this regard, it is indeed best to listen to the words of the imperial doctor. ”
"It's ...... too," Li Mofeng sighed softly, "It's still not okay to be old...... Ahem, I just sighed, my body is still fine! ”
"That's nature! His Majesty is still indistinguishable from young people! Yang Junyu nodded again and again.
"Well, from tomorrow onwards, I will connect with you every morning, and you will guide me in exercising." Li Mofeng gave the order.
In this era, online teaching is very developed, coupled with stereoscopic projection technology, it can achieve the effect of on-site teaching.
And don't worry about being discovered by someone peeping on the screen, if you use Qingluan's network to connect, the confidentiality is also absolutely safe.
To be honest, Yang Junyu was actually reluctant to get too close to the emperor.
Although this is an era of highly developed science and technology, a feudal dynasty is a feudal dynasty, as the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger, and he is an ordinary person, and it may not be a good thing to be too close to the emperor.
But it's not easy to refuse, after all, this kind of private thing is told to you, that is, to treat you as your own.
In this case, if you refuse, you will be a bit embarrassed.
So I can only agree, as for whether I can stick to it in the future, it has nothing to do with me.
The two exchanged sneakily for a while, and then walked back.
Li Mofeng waved his hand: "Okay, it's almost twelve o'clock, let's serve the food." ”
The queen stretched out a hand on his shoulder, turned her head and said with a smile to Yang Junyu and the others: "You go in first, and the palace will have a chat with Your Majesty alone." ”
The three of them agreed and took the lead in entering the Yanying Palace.
The queen waved her hand again, causing the other palace ladies to take a few steps back.
After entering the hall, Amman sat down very casually, and let Yang Junyu sit casually.
Wei Jie asked curiously, "What did Your Majesty tell you just now?" ”
"Sister, this is not something you should inquire about, right? We have a confidentiality policy. Yang Junyu replied.
"If you really want to talk about any state secrets, it is impossible to avoid me." Wei Jie replied, "It must be some personal topic, right?" Are you talking about your favorite anime characters? Or a star? Or is it a special topic between certain male creatures? ”
Yang Junyu hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, okay, don't guess, Your Majesty is not that kind of person!" ”
Whether it is or not, in short, he can't let the emperor's reputation be ruined by himself, although he himself thinks it won't.
On the other side, the queen also raised her arm and put it on Li Mofeng's shoulder, squinted her eyes and smiled: "What did you talk to him about?" ”
"It's nothing, I just think he can be a fitness trainer for me......" Li Mofeng smiled, and then was about to go inside.
However, he was grabbed by Geng Yaru and pulled back by the collar: "I've been with you for thirty-three years, and you still lie to me with such coaxing words?" Can he make you better? ”
Hearing this, Li Mofeng subconsciously lowered his head.
Geng Yaru was stunned for a moment, and quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I'm not sarcastic, in fact, it's not bad now, after all, we are all this age......"
Li Mofeng opened his mouth and said: "He said that practicing with him can adjust his body, don't do it more than once a month." ”
"Once?" Geng Yaru thought for a while, "Then if you are wet with rain and dew, won't I only have my turn once in four months?" ”
"Hey, how can this be wet with rain and dew...... That one...... Every other month! I promise! ”
"Hmph, that's pretty much it." Geng Yaru gave him a blank look, and then raised his legs and walked towards the hall.
Li Mofeng breathed a sigh of relief in the back and followed in.
At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor somewhat regretted that he didn't listen to persuasion when he was young, and always felt that it was a very cool thing to have a harem.
However, as I get older, my physical strength and energy gradually decline, and I can't help but think about how good it would be if I only had one woman.
It's just that he completely forgot that when he first ascended the throne, his father had persuaded him.
In the hall, after the emperor and his wife came in, it was officially opened.
Yang Junyu also tasted the cooking skills of this Shang Food Bureau, and I have to say that it is worthy of being the world's top cooking institution, and it is really not ordinary.
The meal itself was not very hearty, eight dishes, two soups.
But every dish is full of color, flavor and flavor, and even when it is served, I feel a little reluctant to put down the chopsticks.
At a glance, you can feel the luxury of a palace cuisine, and the combination of meat and vegetables is also very comprehensive.
For example, this braised pork is fatty but not greasy, and it really melts in your mouth.
After eating it, you can still feel the taste of some medicinal herbs.
But it does not destroy the taste of the meat itself, rather, it is more fragrant.
There are two kinds of pork in Datang, one is the cheap white pig, which is imported from outside, with a fast growth rate and a large size, but the meat is relatively average.
The other is the black pig produced in Datang, which grows slowly, is the same price as mutton, and is relatively small, but it tastes really fragrant.
The royal family's braised pork is made with this native black pig.
This meal was very comfortable, but although it was delicious, Yang Junyu didn't eat much because of it.
After the meal, the palace maid made tea for everyone, and Li Mofeng beckoned to Yang Junyu gently: "Xiao Yang, let's give you a cup of the good wine I treasured!" ”
"Your Majesty, this is strictly speaking during work, so I still don't drink alcohol."
Yang Junyu is very self-disciplined in his usual life, he doesn't smoke, and he doesn't drink alcohol if he can.
"I don't give him this wine if I want to drink it!" Li Mofeng smiled and took out a transparent glass bottle from it.
Then he looked at him and smiled: "Are you sure you don't want a drink?" ”
Yang Junyu is usually very determined, but when he saw the stuff soaked in the wine bottle, he couldn't say anything if he refused.
In addition to the various medicinal materials that he can recognize, the most conspicuous of them is the tiger bone at the bottom of the bottle and the tiger whip.
Datang is well protected and is a country that allows hunting.
But it's only those that can be hunted, and the list of huntable can be adjusted accordingly every year.
Tigers, on the other hand, have not appeared on the huntable list for more than a decade.
Seeing that Yang Junyu was speechless, Li Mofeng smiled, took a cup and put it on the table: "Are you sure you don't want to take a bite?" ”
"Well, the elder gives, you can't say no! Thank you, Your Majesty! Faced with this extremely rare thing, Yang Junyu decided to betray the principle for the time being.
"You kid can talk."
Li Mofeng smiled again and took a small cup for everyone else.
In fact, you can't drink too much of this kind of thing, after all, tiger bones, tiger whips and ginseng and other medicinal materials are soaked in it, and it is easy to react after taking a bite.
But this is indeed a good thing to nourish yin and replenish yang, and strengthen the foundation and cultivate the yuan, no wonder the emperor rarely exercises every day, and can still maintain a good level.
"The imperial doctor said that I can only drink this one sip a week, and today you are in a hurry!"
"It's the good luck of my subordinates, thank you, Your Majesty." Yang Junyu hurriedly thanked him.
After taking a bite, I suddenly felt that the temperature of my body had risen a little, and I could only say that the effect was really fast.
After a few more conversations, the emperor said that he would take a lunch break for a while, and the three of them got up and left.
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Walking out of the Guangshun door, Wei Jie asked with a smile: "I heard that young men will have nosebleeds when they drink this, why are you okay?" ”
"One bite isn't enough." Yang Junyu smiled, "At most, it feels a little hot." ”
"You don't have a thermostat, watch out for the wind chill." Amman reminded.
"Hmm." Yang Junyu nodded in agreement.
After returning to the conference room, I began to fish lightly.
From the next morning, everyone began to follow Yang Junyu to practice in the conference room again.
They found that there seemed to be another person who was also learning from him through the Internet, and Yang Junyu called the other party "uncle".
This is also something that cannot be helped, after all, you can't call Your Majesty.
The emperor said that he was older than Yang Junyu's father, and it was okay to call him uncle, so he called him so.
Although the others were curious, they didn't ask who it was, so they followed Yang Junyu to practice.
On the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, the New Year's holiday officially ended, and the whole country began to work.
However, the dark guard is still relaxed, and he should touch the fish and then the fish, looking like the world is peaceful.
But it's not completely fine, after all, the task of patrolling the streets during the Shangyuan Festival this year has been handed over to this side, so it is also necessary to formulate issues such as routes and areas.
In this way, in the daily relaxed work state, the time finally came to the Shangyuan Festival.