The literacy school, which is newly built by the prefecture and specially designed for some ghosts of all ages who have not read a book, is an important part of the infrastructure of the prefecture, and is also a part of the prefecture's pension business.

Although it is currently in the trial operation stage, the future is bright.

On the seventh day of the eighth month of the eighth month of the underworld, this is a disaster for all old ghosts.

On this day, they experienced historic pain, on this day, they were sent to school en masse, and since then, they have lost the entertainment of dancing in Poqian Mountain Square and swimming in the Lechuan River, and can only be locked up in the small place of the school, learning modern knowledge, and only waiting for half a year later to get A+ from all teachers in the level exams to graduate.

In this regard, netizens said: Comfortable.

Watching them do nothing every day, they have been unhappy for a long time! It's time to learn hard!

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Yuan Xi and Emperor Xudu brought Jiang Shan to the school.

At the school gate, all the elderly ghosts were brought to the school gate by their children to wait for the report.

"You have to get along with other old men and old ladies at school, and don't fight, you know?"

"Don't fall in love at dusk, otherwise you will die when your mother comes down!"

"Study hard and strive to come out early, it's not easy for me to make money outside, don't spend it indiscriminately. Go ahead, I'll pick you up after school in half a year. ”

The time of separation is always moving, Yuan Xi handed the handkerchief to the young ghost who was crying tears and snot, "Don't be too sad, this is a good thing, we should support them, study hard and strive to contribute to the underworld." ”

The ghost nodded, finally stopped his tears, looked at Yuan Xi and them, and said with concern, "You also send the old guy to school?" How come a young couple died at a young age......"

The surrounding was noisy like a vegetable market, and when he arrived at the door, Jiang Shan's rebellious mood reached its peak, and he gritted his teeth, "I'm not going." ”

[fox: Hahahaha, what should I do if my child is tired of school? 】

Yuan Xi spread his hands: "Why?" ”

Emperor Xudu stood in the midst of the hustle and bustle, squinted his eyes, and looked at his subordinates, there is a big meaning that you had better say a reason.

Jiang Shan gritted his teeth, stopped talking, closed his eyes, and said in a low voice, "I am the head of the Ten Halls of Yama, I have dedicated a thousand years to the underworld, and I was a ...... in my lifetime."

Yuan Xi: "My lord, times have changed. ”

Jiang Shan opened his eyes, his eyes were split, and he turned around to leave, "I don't go to school!" ”

Emperor Xudu slapped him on the head, "Either go up, or remove your name and go to reincarnation." ”

Jiang Shan was silent.

The first literacy school in Difu, named by Emperor Xudu himself, Xudu Vocational and Technical College. This is an all-round university that combines literacy and comprehensive disciplines, where all the old ghosts have to carry out a variety of education such as language, mathematics, materialization, biology, history, and geography, etc., to eliminate ignorance and ignorance, develop specialties, and aim to become the pillars of the prefecture with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor!

Yuan Xishun introduced to Emperor Yudu, "Although it is still very simple, there are only the simplest tables, chairs and blackboards. However, we have invited the most professional teachers, and we will definitely transform these century-old ghosts into young people in the new era within half a year, no, old age. Listen, Emperor, it's all the sound of everyone reading. ”

As soon as the words fell, a heart-rending wail came from the school-

"Let me die, let me die! I do not know! Who knows what abandon means! ”

"What, run eight hundred again? Why! This runway isn't fair to us zombies! I don't read anymore, I'm leaving! I'm going to go swimming in Lethe! ”

Emperor Xudu tilted his head, looked at Yuan Xi, and his voice was cold, "Lang Lang's book? ”

“……”

At this time, the acting principal of the school walked out of the school gate to greet them. The school has the formation of the Emperor Xudu personally sealed, and within half a year, only the ghosts who have obtained the "excellent" in the final exam can come out, and with the blessing of his divine power, it is difficult for any ghost to fly with wings.

"The head of the Xudu Vocational and Technical School is confused, see His Majesty the Emperor, Yuan Reform Official, and His Royal Highness King Qin Guang."

Yuan Xi pushed Jiang Shan out with a smile, "In the future, King Qin Guang will study in this school, I hope that Principal Wen will not take care of his position and treat everyone equally, we don't have high requirements for him, and the main reason for sending him here is to quit addiction." ”

Confused: "Addiction? ”

Yuan Xi nodded: "Square dance addiction." ”

Jiang Shan gritted his teeth indignantly.

In the oppressive eyes of Emperor Xudu, he was relieved again.

"In addition to this, I also hope that he can accept the fact that feudal society has died as soon as possible, accept new knowledge, and be able to integrate with modern society."

Hearing the confusion, he nodded and said sideways, "Come with me." ”

Emperor Xudu nodded.

Under his leadership, the two of them stepped into the school.

The ghost class, with an average age of 100 years, is all illiterate. At this time, the math class, the classroom that was still crying wolves, suddenly quieted down because of the terrifying aura of Emperor Xudu, and all the ghosts sat obediently in their seats, carefully doing the questions.

Yuan Xi leaned over and took a look.

Unary one-time function. The topic is that there are x ghosts, there are 10 bowls of Meng Po soup, 2 bowls per ghost, how many ghosts can I give it to?

The ghost in front of him confidently copied the question, neatly and complacently.

Yuan Xi: "It should be 2x=10, and the solution is x=5." To learn mathematics, you have to think seriously and not ......"

The ghost looked up in horror, "Isn't this an English translation class?" ”

The barrage was silent.

[Stupid Bird Flies First: ...... Go for it, it's not your fault. 】

[I'm a big color fan: this won't be! ] Acting, right? The actors in your live broadcast room are too realistic, and it is recommended that all of them enter the entertainment industry! There are also such realistic scenes, so let's lend them to the directors as well. 】

[I hate going to school: I'll tell you what to do, I suggest that they copy the answers a hundred times, leave a thousand questions of the same type, and don't leave school if they can't finish writing. Hehe, I'm going to tear all your umbrellas in the rain! 】

Yuan Xi looked at Jiang Shan, who had just been on the road for a while, he was holding a pen upright, and the professional teacher next to him was standing aside to guide.

"Student Jiang, I have already taught you the meaning of this word just now, now let's review it, what is this?"

Yuan Xi wondered, isn't this a math class?

She just wanted to walk over and see how.

I heard Jiang Shan's angry voice: "Vertical! ”

Yuan Xi: "? ”

The teacher was silent, as if he was choked, but he still persevered, "That's it, classmate Jiang, I wrote like this, you should know each other, right?" ”

Jiang Shan shouted: "Horizontal!" ”

The teacher was completely silent.

Yuan Xi walked behind the table of the two people and saw the "1" and "one" on the paper.