Chapter 18: Modern Good Men 101 Talent Show
The ghost raised his arms and shouted, and as soon as he called out, there was a ghost passionately echoing.
"In the past, when the Emperor ruled the underworld, he had never heard of such a thing, why was she so unreasonable when a little girl came! She cares so casually about the life of ghosts, where is she worthy of being a reformer! ”
The dissatisfaction in the hearts of the ghosts was suddenly ignited like a prairie fire.
Hundreds of ghosts gathered together at the foot of Xudu Mountain, and there was a great posture of uncovering the uprising.
Yuan Xi came at this time, and it just so happened that she heard the last sentence.
"Who said that the Yuan Reform Officer was doomed?"
didn't look back, "Hai Laosan!" He said that the reformers couldn't tolerate us old ghosts, saying that we ghosts were useless and only liked new ghosts, so they wanted to throw us all into the hell in the mountains behind the capital! ”
Hai Laosan, "How old and fourth!" He said that just because a ghost accidentally provoked the reformer, she would be angry with us and throw us old Qing Dynasty ghosts into hell! ”
How old and fourth, "It's Zhang Laoer!" It was he who said it, because he was disrespectful to the Yuan reformers, so the reformers had to sit together and send all the old ghosts to hell to confess! ”
The eyes of all the ghosts moved to Zhang Laoer, Zhang Laoer wiped his sweat, looked at Yuan Xi, who had been behind everyone for a long time, and knelt down with a plop, "Wronged!" Yuan Reform Officer, I just said that I was disrespectful to you, but you didn't punish me, you just told me to run errands and call these old ghosts to the foot of Xudu Mountain! ”
The ghosts were suddenly petrified, turned their heads stiffly, Yuan Xi tilted his head, and suddenly smiled.
Demons: !
The level of horror is no less than going out and encountering a terrible ghost who goes crazy and eats ghosts everywhere!
All the ghosts pounced, and they all knelt down, and their arrogance was gone, and their backs were all sweating!
[This sentiment is sent to Mingyue: Hahahahaha, you are too fast! ] Didn't you just say that you still want to report our Yuan Reform Officer, why are they all kneeling now! Shame, shame! 】
[Hanhai: Is the anchor what they call the Yuan Reform Official? How come this position has never been heard of in the underworld? But I have to say that the anchor's voice is really good! can be used as a CV to the degree! 】
[A lot of good things: hahahaha, of course you don't have this official position, you are later, the anchor is the newly sealed official of the underworld, except for this, everything else is restored excessively, the scene is very real, strong Amway, pay attention to it when you come, everyone! ] When you see Emperor Xudu, I guarantee that you don't want to leave! 】
[Kamikaiden: Huh? This live broadcast room also has fans? Also have tap water recommendations? Zun Du fake doo? 】
[The truth is true: In the live broadcast room of the underworld, the super talk of the Yuan Reform Official and the Emperor of Xudu has been established, and fan names are solicited online! ] 】
……
The barrage went straight away, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room, none of them were not fans of the Emperor of Xudu, regardless of men and women, as soon as they heard that they were organized, they all went to Weibo.
Here, Yuan Xi looked at these hundreds of ghosts and smiled very gently, but all the ghosts shuddered.
Yuan Xi walked to the top of the platform and looked at the group of cowards with his hands in his hands, "I called you over, not to throw you into hell." It's for another thing. ”
The demons were relieved.
Yuan Xi's painting style changed, and she snapped out a poster from behind, and she smiled: "It's for this." ”
The poster was cast and floated into the air, with a striking array of colors.
Yuan Xi took out the backup poster in his hand, cleared his throat, and began to perform, "From now on, learn advanced knowledge of modernization, and you and the group of students who go to school will implement it in parallel." ”
"They go to school, you guys draft."
Demons: "Huh? ”
Yuan Xi enthusiastically introduced: "The latest plan of the prefecture! Modern Good Men 101 Plan! I'm going to select 100 handsome ghosts from among you to participate in the draft, eliminate them, and vote for the best guy through audience voting! In this process, we will modernize you, abandon feudal ideology and machismo, and aim to be a peerless good man who is equal and civilized, respects others, and has a high sense of social responsibility! ”
Yuan Xi shook off the poster, a few lines of eye-catching big characters, "The first draft of the underworld is coming!" Modern Good Men 101 is looking forward to your pick! ”
The ghosts were stunned: "Huh? ”
Audience dementia: "Huh? ”
Yuan Xi nodded firmly, "Come on, in order to get more audience's like, show your true skills, piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing and dancing are preferred!" All the participating ghost bonuses are not equal, and those who win the final championship will have priority reincarnation or election indifference rewards~ Of course, those who refuse to participate will also be punished. ”
"After all, I'm a reformer who will casually send ghosts to hell."
The audience finally reflected.
[I know you: Why do you still have a variety show in this live broadcast room? ] What Good Men plan? It sounds like the audience is me! 】
[Sample: It sounds very tempting, I have been in the entertainment industry for many years, I have countless trumpets, and I have rich experience in playing lists and doing data, and now I finally have a place to use! 】
[The Wolf of the North: What Good Man?] Don't let my wife brush it! I'm just here to see the Emperor Xudu, who is said to be very spiritual! 】
The old ghosts studied for a long time and finally understood.
Good news: they don't have to be penalized, and they still have a chance to run badly!
The bad news: it's not easy, they have to participate in this Rausch draft, in the case of the imperial examination, they have to learn all kinds of knowledge and skills, stand out from the crowd, and be able to win.
Worse news: look at the face.
What handsome face can a ghost have?
For thousands of years, the aesthetics of all ghosts are very deformed, the more strange they are, the more terrifying and ominous, the more they lack arms and legs, and the more pleasing and handsome they are in the underworld.
In the yang world, they were judged on their appearance, and they became a fan of ten thousand ghosts in the underworld because of their strange shapes, so all the ghosts were very satisfied with their appearance, until Yuan Xi took office.
All the ghosts were forcibly "turned ugly".
Now, they have to pick the "ugliest".
The demons wanted to refuse.
But Yuan Xi smiled kindly.
"If you don't participate, you don't know where the bones will be sent~"
Ghosts: "......"
The next day, Yudushan solemnly announced the "Difu Modern Good Man 101" draft plan, the draft objects are all the old ghosts who have not participated in the school, and the ghosts are more than 200 years old, all of whom are among the auditions.
There are great rewards for participating.
Those who do not participate will be punished.
The demons reluctantly and enthusiastically participated.
A week later, it's time for the auditions.
Those who wanted to participate and didn't want to participate, all began to seek the opinions of other ghosts, especially new ghosts, who became the focus of arrest. Old ghosts are caught everywhere, and new ghosts are running everywhere.
Yuan Xi looked at the lively underworld and smiled with satisfaction.
"Your Majesty, do you want to participate?"
Emperor Xudu had just returned from the yang world, and he was still in the process of closing his eyes and recuperating, and his face was expressionless when he heard this.