Chapter 22 The audition scene is full of joy
At the scene of the modern good man 101 audition, gongs and drums are noisy, firecrackers are ringing, and ghosts are crowded, gathering here.
As a special guest judge, Yuan Xi was arranged in the middle.
On the simple platform, all the ghosts showed their magical powers, and tried their best to use all the skills that they had learned urgently with the new ghosts in the past few days to show in front of Yuan Xi.
The slogan in the live broadcast room of the prefecture has become "Modern Good Man 101 Audition Scene", and the first reaction of the audience who does not know the truth: Which show is so bold? Let me be well!
As soon as I came in, I was startled by the ghost mountains and ghost seas, and all kinds of grimaces.
Audience: Scared, pitiful, helpless.
Yuan Xi: Frightened, weak, and innocent.
[I'm a big color fan: it's coming, it's coming, has the audition started? ] Looking forward to it! I don't have any hobbies in my life, but I like to watch some handsome guys the most! 】
[Cannabis flowers are delicious: what? There are handsome guys! I'll post it! What a handsome guy! I'll post it! What? There are handsome guys! I'll post it! 】
[Reborn Boss Chuangfei: Okay, okay, you all like handsome guys, right, no one robs me of the anchor? Forgot who ran this show? It's a streamer! If you have an anchor, you have everything, family! The anchor is in hand, are you afraid that there is no handsome guy? It is said that it is one, and a hundred anchors can do it! 】
[Don't talk and kiss me: Who said no one likes anchors? ] I liked it the most! Anchors, they all like you because of this show, only I fell in love with you from the beginning of the show! (So next time, can you let me do the unspoken rules for you)]
Yuan Xi: "......"
Yuan Xi: I'm not that I don't.
Hundreds of ghosts gathered at the audition site, I don't know how to do it, at a glance, it is ugly and strange, each with its own characteristics.
In the audience, the ghosts held the number plates, lined up in a long line, and waited anxiously.
The one at the front of the line held the red and bright number one in his hand, and he was nervously trembling, and when he shivered, a piece of the skin on his body fell off, and next to him, an old butler in a white coat conscientiously pasted the skin that fell off the ground to him.
Number 1 nervously asked, "Butler, how am I doing?" ”
The old butler carefully pasted the meat he had picked up to his head, and even pasted it into a heart shape, "Very good, very good!" The old slave dares to pack a ticket, and the young master will definitely be selected! ”
No. 1's mood relaxed a little, and soon, he cried again, "What are the steps that Fang just said about training Yincha?"
The old housekeeper was very conscientious: "Back to the young master, bow first, then say that the judges are good, introduce yourself, and then start to show ......"
Before the master and servant finished speaking, the audition officially began, and the host called the ghost.
"Number 1!"
Number 1 started to shiver again.
Yuan Xi sat in his seat, watching the barrage of netizens, and when he looked up, he was speechless.
I saw that half of his body was wearing a floral dress, and half of his body was wearing an old-fashioned suit that I didn't know from which grave. His face, as if splashed with sulfuric acid, was unimaginable, his skin was furrowed and wrinkled, and it fell from time to time as his body shook nervously, his expression was blank, his brain was empty, and there was a hint of wisdom in his empty eyes.
The barrage is rarely empty.
Then he began to sprinkle and roll.
[My bean: Ahh Fast! Help me to wash my eyes! What about our Emperor? What about the Emperor? Please, streamer, release the Emperor! 】
Endure.
Yuan Xi admonished himself.
This is a good man selection contest, not a handsome guy contest.
What is our purpose?
It is to select the 21st century noble character, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing and dancing are good, learn rich five cars, eighteen kinds of martial arts are all kinds of peerless good male ghosts, the beauty of the soul is the real beauty, how can you judge people simply by their appearance?
Sins, sins, sins.
Yuan Xi adjusted his mentality and looked at No. 1 with a smile.
No. 1 nervously looked around the judges' seat, swallowed his saliva, his face turned white, and the flesh on his face fell down in a flutter.
"Contestant, hello contestant, I, I'm the judge......" Before the words were finished, Ghost No. 1 fell to the ground and fainted!
Immediately afterwards, a figure burst out of the audience, heartbreaking: "Young master! ”
A group of ghosts surrounded and anxiously carried No. 1 down for emergency treatment.
The host ran up to the stage in a sneaky manner and said to everyone, "Next, please No. 2!" ”
Yuan Xi maintained a polite smile.
No. 2 came to power, and this one was even more explosive.
This one is not even humanoid, the whole skeleton, the whole ghost only has a little flesh on his face, and the rest is directly skinny, he is wearing a tattered suit, his pants are broken in two, hanging on his knees. In the crook of his arm, he was holding a sunflower that he didn't know where it came from.
No. 2 was very sunny and calm, and as soon as he came on stage, he introduced very well, "Hello everyone! Yuan Reform is good, the other judges are good, my name is Zhen Shuai, and I am a ghost who has been active in the front line of the trend all year round. ”
"Did you fall in love with me all at once? Did I instantly charm you with what I was wearing? The most trendy game in the sun, Plants vs. Zombies, the same classic outfit, the beggar style adds charm, and a small sunflower flower makes my outfit to a higher level. It's not me who blows, inside and outside the Great Wall in the north and south of the Great River, in the entire underworld, I can't find a second one as handsome as me. Of course, there is no shortage of women who pounce on me as a good man like me. Yuan reformer, you don't know, from childhood to adulthood, there are countless women who are fascinated by me. ”
"That's what I am...... The emperor of Zhen Fan in the hit drama is the same, every day everyone is pampered and wants to turn over the brand, alas, there is no way, if they don't turn over the brand, they will fight for me! ”
"Oh yes, don't believe me, I've chased the princess!"
Yuan Xi laughed awkwardly, "Do you have any other advantages?" ”
Number 2's eyes widened and he asked, "Isn't my existence the greatest advantage?" ”
"Huh?"
"Let's be straight, ask me so many questions, is it already deeply rooted in my affection? Do you want to know my preferences and be with me? I know I'm attractive, but I'm not very impressed by how you look so average. But for the sake of your face as a reform official, as long as you give me three million gold ingots, I am willing to give you a chance to pursue me. ”
"Huh?"
Yuan Xi waved his hand, "You've come to the wrong place." ”
No. 2 glanced behind him and wondered, "Isn't this the scene of the modern good man 101 audition?" ”
Yuan Xi nodded, "Yes, but I think you're more suitable to go to the interview site of Plants vs. Zombies and be the first zombie to be blown up." Go for it, come on, useless thing! ”
……
There were too many demons and monsters, and it was only after more than thirty interviews, and Yuan Xi was already lying on the table weakly.
The number of people in the live broadcast room fell to the bottom for the first time, and only a few strong spirits, or happy netizens, are still unswervingly by Yuan Xi's side.