Chapter 29

Three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang.

A group of new ghosts get together and come up with a brilliant idea that they have taken revenge on the old ghosts!

The new ghost was well-planned, and even communicated in advance.

- "Yes, yes, yes, it's not a man or a woman!" You don't know, now the social atmosphere in the yang world is very open, and shemales have become the new fashion. There is a saying in the yang world, only those who are so beautiful that they can't distinguish between male and female, male and female, are called great beauties! How to achieve the difference between male and female? Wouldn't it be nice if you wore women's clothes and men's clothes at the same time! ”

- "Don't believe it! Now the favorite of the young people in the yang world is the social shake, the flower hand shakes, the beauty bends the waist, and then there is a low and powerful shouting microphone, the icing on the cake! Not to mention the Yuan Reform Officer, the male and female security guards are all so lost that they can't walk! Trust me! In this way, I will tailor a costume for you, hey, the gods are not so handsome! ”

- "Becoming stylish and handsome?" Don't worry, I'll be sure to mess it up! No, do a good job! Trust my aesthetic! I was a fashion director when I was alive, oh don't doubt me, what is popular in the yang world now is this kind of dress that finds new drops anytime and anywhere, and then memorizes the quotes I gave you! You have been living in the yang world for so long, how can you know the fashion trends in the yang world, you just obediently let me dress up! ”

……

The new ghosts have chosen all kinds of strange dresses to vent their evil breath.

As for the consequences? It's not in their minds!

So, under a wave of new ghosts, all the old ghosts were vetoed by Yuan Xi one by one.

Annihilated.

After realizing it, I found that the old ghosts who were played suddenly stopped doing it!

Damn, I wonder if they are not hundred-year-old ghosts, but they were tricked by a group of new ghosts, which is extremely hateful! Shame! Shame for life!

The old ghosts also formed an association for the protection of victimized old ghosts.

And made a vigorous crusade plan for the new ghosts.

Yuan Xi was in the office when he had a meeting to discuss gossip.

On a path at the foot of the Xudu Mountain.

The new ghosts were laughing happily together, and suddenly, they were surrounded by old ghosts!

"Dare to tease us! Let you taste our awesomeness! ”

"Hehe, you still dare to come to us, if it weren't for your persecution, we wouldn't have made this decision! It's all your fault! ”

"Whew! You deceive the devil too much! Apologize to us quickly! ”

"No, no! If you have the ability, you will sue us in the capital and let the judge judge judge whose fault it is! ”

Across a hill, there was a heated quarrel on both sides.

When Yuan Xi came with Emperor Xudu, he saw this scene.

[Good years every year: Fight! ] Fight! 】

[Jingjing: Good guy, scolding on both sides is so dirty, it's not a matter of doing it at all! Mouth cannon with light? What else does the underworld need to build! Moral cognition has been 100 years ahead of the yang world! 】

Yuan Xi and Emperor Xudu glanced at each other, and walked separately to the mountains on both sides.

Trying to gather a crowd to fight, disrupt the order of the underworld, and be arrested on the spot!

A farce has finally come to an end.

Emperor Xudu sat behind the table, looking at the ghosts in the hall expressionlessly, and the natural sense of oppression made the ghosts dare not move.

Yuan Xi persuaded, "Ladies and gentlemen, when is the time to retribution, it is better to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot." ”

The old ghost and the new ghost trembled: "Yes, yes, yes, it makes sense!" ”

In the end, Yuan Xi arranged a professional counterpart ghost to teach the old ghosts aesthetic knowledge.

*

A week later, the auditions for the Modern Good Men 101 program resumed.

Coming and going, the ghosts look like people, suits and leather shoes, well-dressed, with good facial features, and pinching their faces really like that.

With experience, the old ghosts are not so nervous this time.

In the end, out of the 3,000 old ghosts, 1,000 ghosts were selected to participate in the retest.

There are four interviews for talent selection for the program, which is an auspicious number.

Of course, because the purpose of this show is to let the century-old ghosts learn modern knowledge and conform to the norms of modern good men, there are still some discrepancies with the talent show in the yang world.

The first time is the first test, three thousand into one thousand, and the remaining two thousand.

The second time is the retest, one thousand into three hundred, and the remaining seven hundred.

The third time is three attempts, three hundred into one hundred, and two hundred remaining.

The final test is 100 into 30, and the remaining 70, and the program starts the competition after the final test.

Modern Good Man 101 is not an elimination system, but a resurrection and reincarnation system, literally.

The final thirty selected were the regimental leaders, and the remaining nine hundred and seventy were all served as the deputy leaders of this group in the order of the last one, obeying each level and working together to win the final victory of the game. In the official competition, the regiment that was eliminated because of too few votes had to undergo devil training, and after the indoctrination of modern knowledge day and night, after an exam test, the audience was satisfied before they could be reincarnated in the dirt, and after the resurrection, they were "reincarnated" and reincarnated.

The victory of the final game is assessed by the point system, no points are scored if eliminated, one point is awarded after the resurrection, and two points are awarded for direct promotion, of which the team leader, deputy team leader, team leader, and team members are initially reduced in order according to 4321.

Very netherworld setting.

After the initial examination, 1,000 people were selected and qualified as team leaders.

The remaining 2,000 are all team members.

After a random selection, assign the group members to follow which group leaders.

It has two functions, comprehensive and comprehensive.

Netizens commented: "This kind of art is still too advanced!" ”

A three-day competition.

After a long day of work, Yuan Xi returned to the office exhausted.

[I've always loved you: Hey, strange, where has the emperor gone, I haven't seen him all day! 】

[Woo: On the first day of Emperor Xudu's absence, I missed him. 】

[Proud of the Nine Heavens: Bold, the Emperor of Xudu has all the opportunities, and he is entangled in official business, how can you people casually investigate! ] (Dog's Head)】

Yuan Xi only remembered when he saw the barrage.

She has been busy with the auditions in the past few days, speaking of which, the Emperor of Xudu has been a little busy these days, and she could see a figure in the Xudu Hall a few days ago, but she disappeared directly today.

I can't see that rebellious face for a day, and it's really a little uncomfortable.

Under the demand of the audience, Yuan Xi went to his office.

No one.

Not only did the office not work, but the bedroom, the study, and even the entire hall of the capital were not found.

A bad premonition came over me.

Yuan Xi stopped a white impermanence, "What about His Majesty the Great Emperor?" ”

The white impermanence was incoherent, "This, I, I am just an impermanent ghost, how can I know the whereabouts of Your Majesty, Your Majesty maybe...... Maybe it's ...... to go on patrol."

Yuan Xi frowned, his eyebrows pressed, and his terrifying momentum rose suddenly, "Say it quickly." ”

The reform officials brought out by Emperor Xudu himself are even comparable in momentum.