Under the yellow sand in the sky, the eyes were covered with a layer of earthy yellow, and the vision was blocked, but the silver figure was like a silver-white light.

Between the yellow sand and the heaven and the earth, it is like a brilliant and dreamy Tyndall effect.

Yu Lei was as indifferent as water, and a pure white light suddenly condensed in his hand, like the indestructible sword qi of the righteous elder brother among the immortals who swept across Kyushu.

That sword qi gradually condensed into an entity, and then slashed down—

"Ahh

I only heard a terrifying scream, but for a moment, the sky trembled, and when Yuan Xi opened his eyes again, the yellow sand in the sky dispersed, and the drought girl had a long sword stuck in her body, which fell straight down like a falling kite.

As she fell, there was some moisture in the air from the drought.

The sea is surging, the tide is coming, the seagulls are moving from death to new life, the originally scattered bushes are resurrected, new flowers are growing, and a butterfly does not know where to fly out, gently landing on the dew-soaked petals, fluttering its wings.

The Drymath fell to her knees, a sword piercing through her chest, nailing her arrogant and madness to the ground.

Her head was lowered, facing the direction of Yu Lei and Emperor Yudu, as if she had repented and repented.

Yuan Xi saw Yu Lei's seemingly thin figure, his long silver-white hair was gently blown up under the sea breeze, as if it was no different from Fang Cai's thrilling situation.

"You can't beat me." Yuan Xi heard Yu Lei laugh softly, "It's better to take the sin earlier, and this time I will personally take you to hell to receive the punishment." ”

The drought girl was completely deflated, three thousand years later, she still couldn't beat Yu Lei, let alone the Emperor Xudu.

But she was still unwilling, she remembered that three thousand years ago, in the sea of corpses and blood, the original ancient eyes of the Emperor Xudu were a little lost for a moment when he looked at her.

That is the supreme god in the underworld, one of the ancient gods of chaos with high mana, he is in charge of the netherworld, and his cold black eyes have already seen thousands of years of life and death, good and evil, joy and sorrow, that should have been a god who has no one to blaspheme, admired by all ghosts, and who is high up and does not stir up dust.

God is a cold machine, and everything in the world is as lackluster as ants.

So, when such a beautiful look falls on him, who can refuse? Even if there is only a moment of distraction, it is enough for the ghost moth to put out the fire, just for the eyes to belong to her for a long time.

Drought thought that she was different, even when she later found out that Emperor Xudu treated her like other ghosts, and there was no difference, she also wrote a sadomasochistic plot in her mind for herself that she wanted to get close but did not dare to approach regardless of the rules of heaven and earth.

Yu Lei turned around and said goodbye to Emperor Xudu and said, "Since the matter is over, I will take her down." ”

He was about to take out the soul lock wrapped around his wrist, when suddenly, the soft, dry sand was wet with tears.

"So why did you look at me like that then?" The drought's voice whimpered, as if it was sad to the extreme, but desperate to find a result.

Under the camera of the live broadcast room, hundreds of thousands of viewers also heard this faint question with pleading.

[Sangsang is fate: I suddenly felt that she was quite pitiful. She had always felt that she and Emperor Xudu were in love, just like Bai Wuchang said, and now she learned the cruel truth...... Well, like me, I often fantasize that the male god is in love with me and wants it to come true......]

[Spring March: What does she have to sympathize with? I just checked Baidu, three thousand years ago, drought appeared in the north, there was no rain for many years, countless starvations, and the people were easy to eat. If everything in this live broadcast room is true, then she is now fleeing to the world because of a little personal affection, you didn't see just now, the riverbed of the sea was exposed, how many innocent lives will she kill if she escapes to the world! Where is she pitiful, then the pitiful will be the world! 】

[I'm a love brain: What did the drought do wrong? If Emperor Xudu had made it clear to her at the beginning, wouldn't she be like this, she would be the most pitiful! 】

……

The barrage was noisy and noisy, and Yuan Xi couldn't help but have a headache when he saw the audience getting up.

Emperor Xudu's expression did not change, there was no trace of abnormality on his face, and in front of him, there was no difference between all beings.

"As I said, you look a lot like one of my old friends."

It's just that he doesn't even know who the old man is, but when he sees the face of the dry fish, there is a sense of familiarity.

Emperor Xudu frowned, and then said, "Besides, I have already made it clear to you at that time that I have never had anything to do with you. For my negligence, I have punished myself with thirty gods. ”

Divine punishment is more in the usual heavenly thunder robbery punishment, hell punishment above, Yuan Xi has seen the relevant underworld records, usually made a big mistake of the gods will be subject to this kind of punishment, it is said that at that time, due to a certain immortal due to negligence caused the monster to be a disaster in the world, the harm of two hundred people in the world died, and only ten lashes were punished, and it almost lost the immortal bone immortal life. Emperor Xudu punished himself with thirty, which can be said to be the most strict.

It seems that Emperor Xudu has a strong self-management ability, and Yuan Xi couldn't help but think of the emoji of the dog holding the rope, and almost laughed out of place.

The droughts stopped talking.

In the end, it's her fault.

Emperor Xudu never said, but later he checked the list of people who died by drought, and found that the drought was stealing a girl's face and putting it on himself, and then where the girl was reincarnated, he did not deliberately look for it.

If it weren't for the Emperor Xudu using his divine power to protect this area this time, the anger of the drought just now would be enough to cause a sudden drought in a radius of thousands of miles here, and I don't know how many people would die because of it.

Yu Lei had that faint smile from beginning to end, and when he saw that he couldn't say anything anymore, he took her to the underworld.

Emperor Xudu's umbrella moved slightly, and the divine power protection here dissipated in an instant.

"Let's go."

He looked at Yuan Xi to the side, thoughtfully.

Just as he was about to leave with his umbrella and his feet, Yuan Xi suddenly grabbed his sleeve.

Emperor Xudu lowered his eyes and looked down.

Yuan Xi lowered her head, and the top of her silky hair looked soft.

Yuan Xi gritted his teeth and finally asked the question that he had been afraid to ask.

"You said, when you saw the face of the drought, you felt a sense of familiarity, but what about me?" Yuan Xi covered his face, "I look very similar to her, and I also became the reform official of the underworld because of this face, am I favored by you?" ”

Her eyes seemed to have a puddle of autumn water, rippling and moving.

"It's not." Emperor Xudu's voice was dull, "You are chosen by the Book of Life and Death, not me." ”

Yuan Xi shook his head, "I mean, coming to the underworld is quite good for me. ”

"Is there one?" Emperor Xudu raised his feet and walked forward without looking back, "Where did you hear that?" ”

The scene changed, Yuan Xi blinked an eye, and found that he had returned to the desolate and devoid of the underworld, and the Emperor Xudu had also recovered into a black robe embroidered with intricate patterns.

Yuan Xi chased after him, "I thought of it myself." ”

At the moment when Yuan Xi returned to the underworld, the live broadcast room fell into darkness for a second.

The perspective changed, and the live broadcast room returned to the original first perspective of Yuan Xi, and the introduction of the live broadcast room also became, "Directly hit the construction of the underworld." ”

The barrage lamented the magic of the special effects in the live broadcast room, and the powerful special effects artist was incompatible with the backwardness of the underworld!

[Ahuhu: I remember! At that time, when the little beauty outside the examination room was popular, I also deliberately downloaded it, and now I will go to the old mobile phone to take a look! 】

This barrage was inconspicuous among the barrage that rubbed past, and it was quickly drowned.

Sun.

The girl looked for a long time before she found the long-preserved video, the video was five or six years ago, although at that time this beauty was a little popular, but because she was too low-key, she didn't want to become an Internet celebrity, and then the person who took the secretly deleted the video, and this matter was quickly forgotten by people like a carp crossing the river.

In this society where information updates and iterations are fast, not to mention that it was a video of five or six years, ordinary people will not remember the little beauty at that time.

But because she kept it and studied it as a direction of effort for a long time, she was very impressed.

The girl sat in the quiet utility room in the middle of the night, the mobile phone has not been used for three or four years, not only is there no power, but also the startup speed is very slow, like an old dog who is struggling to breathe, for a long time, finally turned on.

The girl trembled with nervousness.

If she was mistaken, then the matter was over.

But if the little beauty at that time was really the anchor, what was the result? What does this incident represent, is that girl entering the entertainment industry to shoot a variety show, or is it ...... Does the underworld really exist?

The girl's mind was confused.

The girl excitedly clicked on the icon of the photo album, and it took a long time to find the video.

"Look at what I found while I was waiting for the exam? Oh my God, I've never seen such a beautiful girl......"

With a noisy voice, in the screen, the girl was wearing a short green skirt, holding a piece of paper in her hand, and was reviewing very seriously, as if she noticed something, she looked up from the complicated information and looked this way.

The apricot eyes are watery, smart and clear, and there is still some green student spirit on the flawless face of the white jade, with an ignorant and confused look, as if she reflects that others are looking at her, her fine white skin is covered with a hint of pink, her eyes are rippling, and then she turned her head again.

At that time, it was this look of retrospective and blushing that fascinated thousands of netizens, if the video hadn't been deleted soon, I am afraid that he would have become a phenomenal Internet celebrity back then.

The more the girl looked at her face, the whiter it became.

…… The little beauty in the video looks and looks exactly like the anchor in the live broadcast room of the underworld! Not only those familiar eyes, but even the color of the clothes, they are the same!

Did you enter the entertainment industry and get this job, or did you ......

The girl didn't know what she was thinking, and she trembled, and the hairs on her arms stood on end, and goosebumps appeared.

She thought about it, transferred the video from her old phone to her phone, and then turned on the option to post the video.

"Do you still remember this little beauty who was very popular back then, no one thinks it is very similar to the anchor in the live broadcast room of the underworld......

Confirm the release, and the video is successfully published.

The girl turned off her phone nervously.

……

Difu, Yuan Xi crossed her arms and looked at the ghost with flowers in her mouth in front of her and stopped her at the door of the office.

That ghost was the No. 2 who was brushed down that day, and somehow came to Yuan Xi's office in the program team, and imprisoned her in the wall and him very domineeringly, and even winked it.

"I knew that the reformer would never forget me, I always remember the first glance you looked, so I decided to give you a chance to chase me."

The voice of the male ghost is the popular bubble sound, low and powerful, and it feels like you can run with a throttle.

Yuan Xi thought that the revenge of the new ghost made the old ghosts either greasy or spiritual guys, but I didn't expect that this ghost was not acted, but really this kind of ghost!

"You're going to give me a chance?"

Yuan Xi pointed to himself.

"Yes, it's hard to believe, but for the sake of you staring at me for five minutes and twenty-one seconds, I'm willing to give you this chance? How's it going, aren't you overjoyed? However, I will not agree to your request to marry me so easily, you know, I have countless admirers in the underworld, and I am just giving you a chance. ”

The male ghost's eyes thought they were charming, but in fact, his eyes were so sunken that they were about to cramp.

Damn, he was damn confident!

Yuan Xi slapped off his pig's trotters, glanced him up and down, and said with great disdain, more confident than him, "It's up to you?" I didn't take you seriously at all. ”

"I'm sorry, I chased Peng Yuyan, Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau before I was alive, and later chased Emperor Xudu, you? They can't even compare to their toe caps, where do you get your confidence? ”

The male ghost froze.

If you chase it, you can't get it!

Damn, this damn woman, even damn confident!

The male ghost suddenly didn't know how to feel it, and he was ashamed!

"You, you water-based poplar woman, it's clear that I don't like you! As a reform officer, I thought you were different from other female ghosts in the Qin and Twilight Chus, but I didn't expect you to be the same! ”

Yuan Xi sighed, like a slippery loach, he got out of his shackles, "You are a water-based poplar, and your whole family is a water-based poplar." ”

The male ghost was provoked to anger and was about to attack.

Yuan Xi turned around, pinched a magic trick in his hand, turned around and threw it towards the male ghost.

Male ghost: "! ”

The male ghost was frozen in place by Yuan Xi in the next second! Even the movement of the wall knock remains in its original shape!

Yuan Xi clapped his hands, "It's just right, I'm learning the use of the magic technique these days, you just stay here, when the magic trick will be invalid, when will you leave." ”

Male ghost: !

He tried to struggle, but found that he had no possibility of struggling at all, the whole ghost couldn't move, only his eyes could move.

Yuan Xi was ready to leave.

Thanks to the blessing of the drought fish, she realized that she was still too weak, and originally only wanted to be a civil official, but she didn't expect that serving in the prefecture also required the physical fitness of a military attaché.

After returning from the human world, she proposed to Emperor Xudu to learn the use of the method, and the next time she encounters a ghost like Drought Fish who is directly kidnapped without reason, she also has a bit of self-protection ability.

The Puxin ghost just hit the muzzle of the gun, Yuan Xi just learned a little, and it was more than enough to deal with him.

——

The second audition of the modern good man 101 talent show officially began.

Yuan Xi sat in the judge's seat, watching the male ghosts on the stage, singing, dancing, cooking, security, and everything. I immediately felt extremely relieved, they are all a group of manufacturable materials!

Compared with the first round of auditions, this time's auditions have one more condition, that is, in addition to showing their talents and highlighting their own strengths, the judges will randomly draw a question to ask the male ghosts.

The questions are all about the emergency response of good men, after all, the name of this show is called "Modern Good Men", in order to match the topic, Yuan Xi collected a thousand random questions and answers among the female ghosts.

The male ghosts can pass this audition, and the answer to this question will account for seventy percent!

All the ghosts gathered, and at the audition site, the ghosts were very nervous! After three consecutive days of training, now, none of the ghosts don't feel that they are not good male ghosts!

All very nice and very energetic!

Their expressions were proud, confident, and they walked calmly to the examination room...... No, the audition site!

Yuan Xi couldn't help but be driven by the confidence of the ghosts, and she pulled out a question from a stack of cards.

"Excuse me, because of your mistake, after you quarreled with your girlfriend, in the middle of the night, your girlfriend sent you a small essay of 1,000 words, indicating that although you were wrong, she was still willing to forgive you as long as you changed it. At this point, you choose—"

"A. I don't know how to answer, so let's go to bed first. B. You're too sleepy, so you say goodnight and go to sleep. ”

"C. You point out one of the typos and say it's a mistake. D. You feel so annoyed that you decide to break up! ”

"There is no only answer, which one do you choose?"

The ghost on the stage smiled evilly, "I have been killing fish at RT-Mart for thirty years, and now my heart is clearer than the bones of a fish!" This answer is obviously a score, and I choose-"

"I pick C! If my girlfriend writes the words wrongly, isn't it considered to be wrong, and now we are all the ones who did the wrong thing, and we have smoothed it out! ”

Yuan Xi was indifferent: "Wrong." ”

Audience: "......"

[Yoyo Path: Is your mind really clear? No. 1, did you make a typo at this time? Why don't you make up a Xinhua dictionary! 】

[Pray for Xiaoyi's safety: Brother, you are still too low, how can there be a correct answer here? ] It's wrong to choose which, don't hesitate, coax, hurry up! Apologize and admit your mistakes! Otherwise, when your wife really runs away, you can wait and cry! Don't ask me how I know, now I've been educated by my girlfriend to be a better man than a good man! 】

Yuan Xi pulled out the second question.

"Excuse me, you and your girlfriend are in a long-distance relationship, and the female colleagues in the company know that this is the case, but they still keep calling you brother, touching your body every day, and inviting you to eat and drink alone, and sit in your co-pilot, do you agree?"

"A. sternly refuses, I have a girlfriend and can withstand temptation!"

"B. agreed immediately, isn't it just a meal and a drink, it's good if my girlfriend doesn't know!"

"C. called his girlfriend over to play on the weekend, she didn't break us up, she wanted to join us!"

"D. hesitates before agreeing, after all, men have to be reserved."

With the experience of No. 1, No. 2 was much more stable, he looked at each option carefully, and said firmly, "D, the teacher taught me a few days ago, men should also be reserved!" ”

Yuan Xi was indifferent: "Wrong." ”

The barrage is more serious than the male ghosts in the draft, and they make choices one by one and explain the reasons.

[Super cute Britney: Hahaha I'm grass, what kind of options are these. Reserved, but not completely. 】

[Reason, please be reasonable: hesitate first, then happily agree, and then let her keep it secret and not let her girlfriend know! ] 】

[What's it called: Upstairs standard wrong answers, don't learn thank you.] 】

……

"The third question, excuse me, in the middle of the night, your girlfriend suddenly had a severe stomach ache and asked you to help call an ambulance, at this time, it is the game promotion match between you and your good brothers, how should you choose?"

"A. The game and my brother are important, I want to play the qualifiers, and my girlfriend can call an ambulance herself."

"B. It's so tangled, let's finish this game first."

"C. Girlfriend is important, turn off the game right away, and call an ambulance."

"D. ran away from home so he didn't have to call his girlfriend for help......"

Number 3 raised his hand and gestured, "Needless to say." ”

Yuan Xi's eyes lit up, and he learned to answer!

No. 3 was a handsome brown-haired guy, and he smiled slightly, "I won't choose either." ”

"First of all, I don't have a hobby of playing games. Secondly, my girlfriend has an abnormality, and I, as a boyfriend who lives together, should be the first to notice it, and I have a car, I will take her to the best hospital close to home. Finally, if I had to play a game, I would say sorry to my friend first, then call an ambulance, and take good care of my girlfriend to give her the best and safest experience. If my friends insist on stopping me at this time, then there is no need for them to exist. ”

Yuan Xi's eyes lit up, "Full score!" ”

The audience's eyes lit up, and finally there was a correct answer! Moreover, this man's appearance is a real plus!

No. 3 was unanimously approved and selected with a high score.

The ghosts in the audience are jealous of the ground beyond recognition, gritting their teeth, hateful, it is obvious that you are a good man! Dead green tea! Look at the sword! I hate you stinky display the most!

With the lessons of No. 3, all the ghosts have come to their senses!

No wonder they couldn't get by, it turned out that it was because they just chose the option and didn't have free play! So as long as they are also free to play, they can also pass with a high score!

No. 4 thought about it for a while, and the little head came up with a brilliant idea, and then went on stage with confidence.

With No. 3, Yuan Xi felt that this group of ghosts still had a promising future, and she looked at No. 4 with a much more loving gaze, "Excuse me, in the company, you were betrayed by your good colleagues, and you were scolded by your boss, you were in a very bad mood, and after you went home, your wife asked you with concern What's wrong, you choose-"

"A. doesn't say anything, sulks and gets angry, let her guess!"

"B. The manly husband carries everything by himself, and hangs himself at home to make everyone regret it!"

"C. told his wife about the difficulties in the company, and under the guidance of his wife, you apologized to your boss and finally kept your job."

"D. What's so good about work, resign and let your wife take care of it!"

Number 4 smiled mysteriously, confident.

"I don't choose neither. I wouldn't have a girlfriend at all! I don't want to go to work either! I'm going to swim in Lethe, I want to be the most beautiful cub in Lethe, I have no colleagues, no bosses, and no girlfriends, I'm the best male ghost in the whole city! ”

Yuan Xi: "......"

Audience: "......"

Yes?

Have you learned to draw inferences?

(End of chapter)