"What the hell is the Seven Year Itch, and how do you tell I have this?"

After taking a sip of tea, Yamanaka Ino asked a little impatiently; She has just been told some characteristics by Yoichi Uchiha, and she has often been angry about something recently, and she has had an awkward relationship with Sakai.

Although in Sakai's opinion, this is not an awkward trouble, but Yamanaka Ino waited for Sakai for two days, and this time he didn't take the initiative to talk to her, which made Ino a little angry.

On the way back just now, she really wanted to quarrel with Sakai in her heart, but after being said by Uchiha Yoichi, Yamanaka Ino sighed in her heart, she shouldn't really have any illness that she didn't find, right?

After taking a sip of tea, Uchiha Yoichi said: "The seven-year itch is that I have traveled around in recent years and observed the symptoms between a husband and wife, the body's own cells are related, you should have studied medicine, you should have an understanding of the cells of the human body, right?" ”

"When, of course there is understanding!"

Yamanaka Ino said stiffly, and then she thought about the knowledge of human cells in her head.

Although she knows how to practice medical ninjutsu, but when she learned medical ninjutsu from Tsunade-sama, Yamanaka Ino gave up after learning two medical ninjutsu, after all, she still has a family ninjutsu to practice, and it is impossible for the Pig Deer Butterfly Team to give up.

But Yamanaka Ino didn't want to be embarrassed in front of Uchiha Yoichi, so he insisted that he understood.

"The body's own cells have memory, and they will all metabolize once every seven years, at that time, although your whole person has not changed, but in terms of body cells, you can be regarded as a new person, at this time, the cells of the body have lost the memory of the other half of the husband and wife for the previous seven years, and both parties are relatively unfamiliar, so I call it the seven-year itch."

As soon as Uchiha Yoichi said this, he saw that Yamanaka Ino's eyes were already seventy or eighty percent convinced, and he looked at him without blinking, so he continued

"It's very simple to solve this, just re-acquaint yourself with each other, let go of what you are doing, and then travel to the ninja world or do other things, so that this problem can be solved."

Hearing this, Yamanaka Ino raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "It's so simple? What you just said was so scary."

Uchiha Yang glanced at Yamanaka Ino, what does this stupid wife know, the more she tells the truth, the easier it is to deceive people, and then said: "This is just my research, and the changes in the cells of the body will not affect the spirit, and your memory has not changed, but there have been some imperceptible discomforts recently, even if you don't need to say it, you can think back to yourself, is this the case in your recent life?"

Hints + intimidation are the most effective against this kind of woman who doesn't do anything all day.

Yamanaka Ino was reminded by Uchiha Yoichi, and after carefully recalling it, he did find that he was a little unfamiliar with Sakai, or Sakai himself, and there was no intimacy from the previous newlywed to after giving birth. Could this be

Seeing the change in Yamanaka Ino's pretty face, Uchiha Yoichi opened his mouth again to aggravate her thoughts and said: "That's right, as you think, this is the effect of the body's cell metabolism renewal, but it doesn't matter, as long as you pay more attention to corrections, you won't get divorced!" ”

"Huh? Divorce!? What nonsense are you talking about, and my relationship with Sakai is very strong."

Knock knock!

Uchiha Yoichi said with a flat face: "Speaking out loud will not show confidence, but will reveal a weak heart, not to mention what can you prove by saying this to me?" I don't even know your name, ma'am, so let's go back after the tea, and what I'm saying isn't necessarily right, so you should just listen to it."

Speaking of which, Uchiha Yoichi began to drive people away, and the seeds of suspicion could germinate after they were planted, not to mention that Yamanaka Ino was such a stupid person, Uchiha Yoichi suspected that it was the pig in the pig deer butterfly team who had been in possession for a long time.

"Hmph, I won't believe it!"

Yamanaka Ino snorted softly, then put down his teacup and got up and walked outside.

"My wife who is almost thirty years old is still pretending to be cute, but it's really a little."

Uchiha shook his head, let's just take it as an aftershow, starting with Yamanaka Ino.

Then he closed the door of the shop and went upstairs to prepare for the alchemy; As for the decoration next door, it didn't make him noisy at all, and the soundproofing on the walls of the house could make it impossible to hear at all.

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After leaving the pharmacy, Ino Yamanaka walked towards Konoha Hospital without stopping.

I already believed in Uchiha Yoichi's words just now, but Yamanaka Ino still wanted to ask Sakura if that human cell was real, she remembered that Tsunade-sama studied human cells very carefully, and Sakura should know it too.

If it's true, doesn't that mean that she and Sakai have the possibility of divorce?

Sakura, who was still studying the secret medicine with Tsunade, was directly dragged out of the laboratory by Yamanaka Ino, and after Yamanaka Ino saw Tsunade, he didn't let her go, and pulled her out together.

Then both of them listened to what Yamanaka Ino said, and Sakura stroked her chin and thought, "From this point of view, what this guy said still makes sense, Tsunade-sama, what do you think?" ”

"I've never had anything to do with this, but that guy has a lot of research on the human body, and he even knows the metabolism of cells for seven years, but I don't know if I divorce my husband and wife."

Tsunade's face was a little wrong, she had calculated in her heart just now, she was almost single for more than forty years, where did she know about the things between husband and wife, she could only say something she knew

"Cells do have memory, self-recovery is a manifestation, and the seven-year metabolic cycle is also normal, so the body can remember the past."

Sakura waved her hand and said, "Ino, didn't that guy tell you the way, why don't you just take the time to travel to Sakai, anyway, you are all in the village and can meet every day."

Neither Tsunade nor Sakura saw that Uchiha Yoichi had bad intentions for Yamanaka Ino, the most important thing was that Uchiha Yoichi's idea was completely for Yamanaka Ino's good.

It's really normal for the husband and wife to go on a trip, not to mention that Ino has nothing to do in the village.

Speaking of this, Sakura couldn't help but sigh in her heart, she hadn't seen Sasuke for a long time.

"Go out and have a look. It's not that easy, that guy is busy all day."

Yamanaka Ino saw that Tsunade and Sakura both agreed with what the guy said, and the level of belief in her heart rose from seven or eight to nine out of nine, and now she felt that she and Sakai had really encountered a 'seven-year itch'.

If you don't handle it well, you might get a divorce!?

Yamanaka Ino finally left Konoha Hospital, and Tsunade and Sakura still had something to do, so she couldn't help much, so she didn't bother there.

After returning home, Ino looked at the time and realized that it was almost time for Ijin to end school, and it was not too early, so he started to make dinner.

"Mom, I'm back."

After a while, when Ijin returned, Ino had just made dinner.

Seeing the food on the table and the empty space, Yamanaka Ijin asked, "Hey, Dad, hasn't he come back yet?" Shall we wait for him? ”

"Then wait a minute."

If it had been yesterday, Yamanaka Ino would have let her son eat first, but today after hearing the words of Yoichi Uchiha, Tsunade and Sakura, she has been thinking about it since she went home, wanting to save her marriage.

So decided to wait a while!

However, the mother and son waited for almost an hour, and the meal was cold, and Yamanaka Izai sighed and said, "Mom, I'll go eat some snacks first."

"No need for Jing Jin, let's eat first!"

Yamanaka Ino was angry, and then picked up the dishes and chopsticks and ate them first; Although Sakai was busy before, he would still rush back from the meal, but now he simply doesn't come back for dinner.

What Yamanaka Ino, the family wife, doesn't know is that this also has something to do with Yoichi Uchiha.

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The Land of Valley, Victor's test base.

After looking at the saplings growing in front of him, Victor was very excited, he didn't expect to see the saplings of the divine tree so soon.

Then Victor turned his head to look at the masked Shenwei clone, and said, "The information I got is not wrong, this can really cultivate an artificial divine tree, but it requires a lot of inter-pillar cells and life."

"I only have so many intercolumnar cells, and it's up to you to figure out the rest."

The Kamui clone saw that Victor still wanted the intercolumnar cells, and said to him directly; There weren't many intercolumnar cells in the storage ring, but now they've all been cultivated for Victor to grow an artificial god tree.

This guy really has two brushes, and he can steal information about the Divine Tree under Cixian's nose, and he has also researched the regeneration technique.

Although there are great drawbacks to this regeneration technique, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, and this technique can definitely be used as a hole card.

"As for life, I suggest you don't use that stupid method, and the problems that can be solved with money are not called problems. Go to the prisons of the five great countries, or the prisons of the country of grass and buy some death row prisoners. ”

Victor frowned and said, "That will cost a lot of money, and how many death row prisoners can have."

"Do you say it doesn't matter if you say it, those people in the prison only say it, and you plunder the population at will, you will soon be targeted by the ninjas of the five major ninja villages, and maybe other members of the inner formation will also notice you when the time comes"

Hearing the words of Shenwei's clone, Victor also agreed a little in his heart, but he still said unwillingly: "I understand, but you sometimes have spatial ability, and it is up to you to steal the cells between the columns."

The Shenwei clone directly refused: "Don't think about this kind of thing, I can't do it, you can figure it out yourself." ”

After saying that, the Kamui clone used the pupil technique to leave here.

After the Shenwei clone left, Victor clenched his fists and said with a look of anger: "Damn fellow, do you think I will share the information of the Divine Tree with you, go dream!" The sacred tree is mine! ”

"Intercolumnar cells. Konoha and the gang are not easy to mess with, forget it, let's hire the group of guys in the dark. ”

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