Chapter 41: When can water be drawn?
Hearing Lu Chen's words, the photographer felt that his heart hurt even more.
Perhaps looking at the photographer's appearance, Lu Chen's words changed.
"Although they don't look good, there are always people who don't look at them."
"You have to have a little confidence in yourself!"
Lu Chen patted the photographer's shoulder and comforted again.
When the photographer heard this, he immediately cheered up, nodded seriously and looked at Lu Chen.
"That's right! As long as I'm as shameless as you, brother, I'll find a girlfriend one day! ”
Lu Chen: "??? ”
"Why am I shameless?"
Lu Chen's face was full of doubts, and he comforted the photographer well, but the photographer said that he was shameless?
However, the photographer's next move was to make him completely shut his mouth.
I saw the photographer silently take out his mobile phone from his pocket and turn on Lu Chen's live broadcast.
Lu Chen, whose eyebrows were fluttering, appeared on the screen and shouted:
"San'er? Why don't we have some fun? ”
Lu Chen: "......"
This is not over, the photographer swiped the progress bar again, and continued to play what Lu Chen had done before.
"Phew! I'm at least brightly colored! ”
"Girl. Do you believe in love? ”
"The main thing is that I don't drink too much, I can't do it!"
"Can't drink? Okay, let's play dice! ”
……
Looking at himself on the screen, Lu Chen still said stiffly:
"You don't understand, I must have a reason to do this!"
The photographer saw that Lu Chen was still stiff-mouthed, and snorted.
"Phew! It's also a reason, brother, you are just just lustful and shameless! ”
Lu Chen shook his head a little helplessly: "It's small!" The pattern is small, you just think I'm just just lustful, but in fact, I want to give them a warm home! ”
Photographer: "......"
"Brother, can you be a little more shameless?"
"I'm not seeing one and loving the other, I'm just loving everyone equally!"
Seeing Lu Chen's shameless appearance, the audience in the live broadcast room was also happy.
[(covering his mouth and laughing) Hahaha! Brother Lu is worthy of being Brother Lu, and he is so fresh and refined about his lust! 】
[Brothers, don't be deceived by Brother Lu, I just said this to my girlfriend, and my girlfriend asked me to find a home again (crying). 】
[The love saint speaks with philosophy, I understand Brother Lu! ] 】、
【……】
The photographer was also shocked by Lu Chen's words, and it took a long time to come back to his senses.
Then he looked at Lu Chen expectantly.
"Brother, can you teach me your ability to pick up girls!"
Lu Chen waved his hand and said unfathomably:
"Without him, only the face is handsome!"
“……”
"Brother, I'm serious, my parents called me a few days ago to urge me to bring a girlfriend back!"
The photographer was a little anxious, and watched Lu Chen play with all kinds of beautiful girls every day.
I am only accompanied by small left and small right, and this psychological gap is not ordinarily large.
Coupled with parental pressure, photographers are now in desperate need of a relationship.
Lu Chen still shook his head, and said helplessly: "It's not that I won't teach you, it's that you can't learn." ”
"If you don't teach me, how do you know if I will!"
"Besides, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university, and I want to have a body and a brain, and I want to have a brain and a look."
Lu Chen: "......"
"Isn't that nothing?"
Seeing that the photographer was so persistent, Lu Chen had no choice but to compromise.
"In that case, let me ask you a few questions."
"If there is a girl you like, a girl who likes you, and a white rich beauty with white skin and beautiful long legs."
"What would you do if three people asked you out at the same time?"
When the photographer heard this question, his face couldn't help but become serious, and he lowered his head and began to ponder.
The audience in the live broadcast room also began to think about this problem.
[If you want me, I will definitely choose to like me, after all, this is the safest, and at this age, I don't have the heart to chase others! ] 】
[Do you still need to ask?] That must be Bai Fumei! If you fall in love with a rich woman, you probably won't have to worry about eating and drinking in this life! 】
[It's a shame upstairs, I'm sure to choose what I like, charge for love!] 】
【……】
The audience in the live broadcast room talked a lot, and no one had a unified answer.
The photographer pondered for a while, then looked at Lu Chen firmly.
"I choose what I like, since I like her, it means that she is a unique existence, and no one can compare to her in my heart!"
Hearing the photographer's answer, Lu Chen looked like a mattress could not be taught, shook his head and sighed.
Then, hating iron does not become steel: "You should find me first!" As a good brother, three sisters, you can score me at least one! ”
Photographer: "......"
"Brother, I thought you were a serious question......
He was shocked by Lu Chen's answer, originally he thought it was a serious question, and thought about it for a long time.
But I never expected Lu Chen's answer to be so improper.
Lu Chen disagreed: "Why is this question not serious?" Isn't that serious? ”
"I haven't said anything about it yet!"
When the photographer heard Lu Chen's words, he couldn't help but be a little curious, and looked tentatively towards Lu Chen.
"What's the wrong question?"
"Under what circumstances can water be drawn?"
"What is it that has hair on the top and hair on the bottom, sometimes getting bigger and sometimes harder?"
"How often is the tunnel properly maintained?"
"If the snow closes the mountain, can I walk the path behind the mountain?"
"If you have already vomited, is it better to vomit outside quickly, or just vomit the rest inside?"
The photographer looked dazed for a moment, and then immediately reacted.
Photographer "Eh??? Σ(っ°Д°; )っ”
hurriedly covered Lu Chen's mouth, preventing Lu Chen from telling the next question.
"Brother! There are children here! What are you talking about? ”
Can this kind of question be said in front of children?
The current photographer only feels that Lu Chen drove a tank over his face, and this is not a car to kindergarten at all!
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be stunned when they heard Lu Chen's question.
[Brushed? Can water still be drawn??? 】
[I testify that sometimes it is really okay to feel it! 】
[(covering his face) Shut up! This is not a car to kindergarten at all, lock the door quickly, I don't want to get out of the car! 】
[Brother Lu, he's so bad, I like it so much (funny)]
[It's really not good, Brother Lu, you can change to a foreign platform to broadcast, I can still afford a VIP! ] 】
【……】
[Popularity+1+1+1]
[Popularity+1+1+1]
"Woo. Woo! ”
Lu Chen, who was covered by the photographer, wanted to say something, but he couldn't speak, and kept motioning the photographer to take his hand away with his eyes.
The photographer carefully observed the little girl beside him for a while, and after making sure that the little girl did not understand these strange questions, he slowly took his hand away.
The little girl tilted her head, thought for a long time, her eyes were suddenly full of light, and she raised her hand towards Lu Chen and said:
"I know! The second is the eyes! ”
(End of chapter)