"Anchor, I want to ask if the traditional costume of the island country is called a kimono, and the Gangbenzen is also Japanese, so do I also wear a kimono?"

"No, it's Wagyu!"

"Brother Lu, every time I come home from work, someone parks in my parking space, and I have to call to move the car, what should I do?"

"I suggest you don't call next time, go back and see your wife first!"

"Brother Lu, I'm curious, why do you have to drink a sip of wine and spray it on the knife before killing the head in ancient times?"

"Because alcohol can deduct an extra drop of blood!"

“……”

Faced with all kinds of strange questions in the live broadcast room, Lu Chen fought like a stream.

Seeing that several people present were amazed, it took a long time for the photographer to come back to his senses.

Looking at Lu Chen, he said with a difficult face:

"Brother Lu, originally I thought that your disease was already unique in the world!"

"But after watching today's live broadcast, I realized that there are still so many patients!"

"These questions and answers, without ten years of cerebral thrombosis, can't be asked at all, and it's impossible to answer!"

Chen Yi on the side also nodded his head with a difficult face and agreed.

They now understood why Zhao Cheng in the corner was crying like a sad toad.

With the exception of Lu Chen, who is even more bizarre than them, I guess no one can withstand these strange questions, right?

Lu Chen looked at the two of them, rolled his eyes, and said angrily:

"You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, do you think it's easy for me to answer these strange questions?"

As he spoke, Lu Chen glanced at the time.

There was almost a minute left, and there was only enough time to answer a fan's question.

"Brother Lu, I'm developing a small program to test the riskiness of the website, can you give me a risky URL?"

"It's good to say, Sanda doesn't slip a little...... Hmmm......"

Before he could say anything, Lu Chen was covered by the photographer.

"That, fans and friends, it's time to connect with the microphone, let's connect here today!"

After saying that, the photographer hung up the microphone.

Lu Chen, who was covered in his mouth, was able to breathe a sigh of relief at this time.

Lu Chen gasped for breath, looked at the photographer and complained:

"What are you doing, San'er, I haven't finished my sentence yet!"

The photographer looked at Lu Chen, who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and the corners of his mouth twitched and reminded: "Brother, if you really say it, we will probably be able to enter the game tonight." ”

Lu Chen pursed his lips and didn't say anything more, but looked at Chen Yi on the side, and said with bad intentions:

"That. It's not too early, my cat can do backflips, do you want to go and see it? ”

Chen Yi shook his head with a smile.

"My cat can do backflips too, so I'm not going, right?"

How could she not know what kind of calculation Lu Chen was making, she had already seen through his conspiracy.

Hearing Chen Yi's refusal, Lu Chen still didn't give up: "Then can I go to your house to see your cat that can backflip?" ”

The photographer looked at Lu Chen, who was about to write the plan on his face, helplessly covered his forehead, and grabbed Lu Chen:

"Brother, don't say it, you hit this abacus, and the beads jumped in my face!"

Lu Chen shook his head and said innocently:

"What bad intentions can I have? I just want to see her backflip cat! ”

Although the audience in the live broadcast room was very reluctant to hang up the microphone, they couldn't help but laugh when they saw Lu Chen's appearance.

[Brother Lu, I also have a cat that can backflip, do you want to come and see, remember to bring a little Kaiserw (funny)!] 】

[Hahaha! Brother Lu's deceptive move is not new at all, I used this twenty years ago! 】

[You should say that you have a fire hydrant at home, let her go and see it!] 】

【……】

The three of them were still chatting, but the waiter in the hot pot restaurant walked out with a long bill.

With a trademark smile on his face, he said to Lu Chen:

"That. Who pays? ”

Lu Chen and the others turned their heads in unison, and looked firmly at Zhao Cheng in the corner.

Zhao Cheng saw the bill that fell to the ground in the waiter's hand, and the sad frog became even more sad.

Zhao Cheng took the bill from the waiter's hand when he saw the four-digit price.

The whole person was stunned and looked at the waiter in front of him, and said with a face full of disbelief:

"Waiter, this price is wrong, how can we eat more than a thousand yuan for just a few of us?"

The waiter smiled and shook his head, looked at the bill and patiently explained to Zhao Cheng.

"It's true that your previous consumption was only a few hundred yuan, but that guest ordered thirty-two plates of the best hairy belly, so these add up to one thousand three hundred and eighty-one!"

"Who?"

Zhao Cheng looked up at the waiter blankly, he couldn't understand how anyone could eat so much hairy belly.

"Oh! That's the guy with a Coke at the counter! ”

The waiter pointed to the counter in the distance and found that Lu Chen was holding a large bottle of happy water and was about to walk out of the store.

Feeling Zhao Cheng's gaze, he waved at Zhao Cheng excitedly and shouted:

"Waiter, three large bottles of happy water, remember to collect money!"

The waiter nodded, then turned to Zhao Cheng and said politely:

"Well, it's fourteen hundred and eleven now!"

Zhao Cheng: "......"

At this moment, he no longer knew what expression to use to face the waiter in front of him.

His heart was dripping blood, and he obviously wanted to join forces with Lu Chen and suck his fans when he invited guests to dinner.

As a result, Lu Chen's fans didn't suck it, and his own fans were sucked by him.

Originally, there were 20,000 followers in the live broadcast room, but now there are only more than 10,000 left, and the most important thing is that there are still many Lu Chen's fans mixed in.

is a fan of his own serious history, and it is estimated that there will be less than 10,000.

Thinking of this, Zhao Chengcheng hugged the photographer on the side and cried bitterly.

"It's gone! It's all gone! ”

"My money! My fans! My big prize!! ”

The photographer also showed a bitter expression on his face, and he didn't know how to comfort him for a while.

Zhao Cheng's back, which could only be patted constantly, to soothe his wounded heart.

Silver-white on a supercar.

Chen Yi held a large bottle of Coke in his arms, winked at Lu Chen, and quipped:

"You're too bad, you're going to have a few bottles of Coke before leaving, I see that frog is crying because of you!"

Lu Chen also had a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, shook his head and refused to admit it:

"Why! Obviously he said to invite me to dinner, it's not too much to drink a few bottles of happy water, right? ”

On the other side, at the gate of a community in Jiangnan.

A sturdy woman with a cigarette in her mouth was standing in the doorway with a stick as thick as a thumb, and her right hand was still on the phone.

"Don't worry, Master of Anger Quitting, I'll definitely clean her up when that rebel comes back!"

"If I don't open her ass today, I'll write my name upside down!"

"What? Monks are compassionate? Master of Anger Suppression, have you forgotten that I am not a monk! ”

(End of chapter)