Chapter 89: Lu Chen: Fishing law enforcement is not advisable!
[Hahaha! Brother Lu is going to be on fire! 】
[(laughing and crying) I don't know if Brother Lu is on fire or not, but the photographer is really miserable, and the Buddha is not as much as him! ] 】
[It can be seen that the photographer really wants to cheat Brother Lu out of money to fall in love! ] 】
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on the dining table.
Lu Chen was drinking white porridge, as if he suddenly remembered something, and looked up at the photographer with a resentful face and asked:
"By the way, what do you say about your 200-pound object?"
When the photographer heard this, he was immediately unhappy, and hurriedly maintained:
"What's 200 catties, that's when her friend came to her house to play, and several people ate together!"
"She's actually lost weight, only ninety pounds!"
Lu Chen looked at the photographer's appearance of protecting food, and couldn't help pouting.
"Is there a picture of that?"
"Huh! We are soul mates, brother, how can you understand if you only look at appearances! ”
Lu Chen just wanted to refute something, when suddenly the doorbell rang.
"Ding-dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! ”
The doorbell rang urgently, as if something was important.
Lu Chen slowly opened the door.
What catches your eye is a huge snow-white ravine. No, an angry face.
Delicate makeup was embellished on Zhao Zhijing's fair face, her eyebrows were angry, and her eyes looked at Lu Chen in front of her with resentment.
"Have you seen enough?"
"It's big. It's not white, it's not, I mean it's really big today! ”
Lu Chen scratched his head and looked at Zhao Zhijing in front of him, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
Zhao Zhijing looked at Lu Chen in front of him, looking like he was going to settle accounts.
The momentum of being in a high position for a long time made Lu Chen a little uncomfortable for a while.
"That. Sister Jing, I actually said that it was a misunderstanding, do you believe it??? ”
Zhao Zhijing slowly walked into the living room, sat on the sofa, and crossed Erlang's legs.
The skirt was split open, revealing a large area of snow-white skin.
The tone was a little weird: "Believe, of course I believe!" ”
"However, my daughter pesters me every day to ask for answers to questions, can you please tell me the answers to my questions?"
Zhao Zhijing's coquettish tone was a little threatening.
If it weren't for Lu Chen being her daughter's life-saving benefactor, she might have burned down the house with a fire.
How can you still sit here so calmly.
The photographer who was still at the dining table was also holding his white porridge at the moment, sitting silently in the best viewing position, and eating melons silently.
Lu Chen scratched his head, a little embarrassed.
"This."
"What's the first question?"
To be honest, he had long forgotten about the previous questions.
Zhao Zhijing glanced at the photographer who was eating melons on the side, and the powerful aura suddenly frightened the photographer speechless.
"You should remember, right?"
The photographer nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.
"Remember! Remember! ”
"Under what circumstances can water be drawn?"
Hear this familiar question.
The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.
[(covering his face and laughing) Hahaha! Let you teach the children this, and now retribution has come to the door, right? 】
[(laughing and crying) I really never dreamed that there would be a follow-up to that incident! 】
[I'm also curious, what are the answers to Brother Lu's questions (funny)!] 】
[I don't know if I'm new, can someone tell me about it?] 】
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Lu Chen looked at Zhao Zhijing in front of him and then at the photographer, his face was a little embarrassed.
"This. Question, don't you really know? ”
The faces of the two people who were asked by Lu Chen couldn't help but blush, but they still shook their heads vigorously.
In unison, they said, "I don't know!" ”
"Then let's try it once!"
Lu Chen looked straight at the two, and the photographer was shocked.
"Is it okay to have three or three? No way! No way! Brother, I have a girlfriend! ”
The photographer blushed and hurriedly shook his head.
Zhao Zhijing also looked at Lu Chen with a blushing face, and just wanted to refuse.
found that Lu Chen ran straight into the kitchen and came out with a bowl of water.
"No! It's a bowl of water and a bag of sugar! ”
"We first pour the white sugar into the water, and then keep stirring with chopsticks until it is completely saturated, and then stir the excess sugar will not dissolve, and then the water can be drawn!"
Lu Chen gently lifted the chopsticks from the bowl, and the water became viscous, and it was really drawn.
"Because the chemical bonds between the sugar molecules and the water molecules are able to form hydrogen bonds. This structure makes the interaction between the water and sugar molecules stronger, and when the liquid is stretched, they are stretched like a thin thread, which forms a string! ”
"Actually, I want to use this question to tell Nan Nan the importance of chemistry, and I must study hard when I grow up in the future!"
Lu Chen scratched his head and explained to the photographer and Zhao Zhijing in front of him.
Zhao Zhijing's face was flat, and he couldn't see any ups and downs, and then continued:
"And how often is the tunnel properly maintained?"
"Well, this is a geography question, due to the complexity of the Kyushu region, the climate temperature of each region is different."
"So it's also a situation, if it's like a humid coastal area, I'm afraid it will have to be maintained once a week or two!"
"But if it's like the arid central region, even if it doesn't maintain for a month, there won't be any problems!"
"I'm also trying to make Nan Nan interested in learning!"
Facing Lu Chen's sophistry, Zhao Zhijing forcibly endured the anger in his heart and took a deep breath.
"If the snow closes the mountain, can I walk the path behind the mountain?"
"Absolutely! This is to teach Nan Nan how to avoid danger in extreme weather, after all, if there is too much snow, it is extremely easy to cause avalanches! ”
At this time, the photographer on the side found a blind spot and couldn't help but be a little puzzled.
"That's not right, brother, the four seasons in Jiangnan are like spring, where does the snow come from?"
Lu Chen: "......"
Lu Chen had already left fine beads of sweat on his forehead at this moment.
Quite weakly, he wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead and defended:
"It is precisely because there is no such weather that I am afraid that if it really happens, Nan Nan will not be able to deal with it."
"The last question, if you have already vomited, is it better to vomit the outside quickly, or just vomit the rest inside?"
"Spit outside, because if you vomit it all, the next car wash fee will rise!"
"This is a common sense topic of life, although I know that Sister Jing is not short of money, but it is not good to develop the habit of Nan Nan's extravagance and waste since childhood!"
"I see!"
Zhao Zhijing nodded thoughtfully.
Lu Chen's hanging heart was completely let go, and he patted his chest in fear.
Secretly praised for his ingenuity.
If it weren't for his own inspiration, he skillfully resolved the crisis.
Otherwise, I am afraid that I will not be able to avoid this catastrophe today!
Zhao Zhijing got up slowly and smiled at Lu Chen:
"Since that's the case, then I can go back and tell Nan Nan that your starting point for these topics is very good!"
"Sister Jing, I'll send you, won't you sit for a while longer?"
Lu Chen squinted his eyes and said politely to Zhao Zhijing.
Zhao Zhijing shook his head, walked to the gate, and then approached Lu Chen.
The fragrance on his body suddenly soaked into Lu Chen's nasal cavity, and next to Lu Chen's ear, Youlan said softly:
"If it's you, it's okay to spit it all out!"
Lu Chen felt the warmth in his ears, and subconsciously thought about the picture depicted by Zhao Zhijing in his mind.
Suddenly.
Two streams of hot liquid, slowly flowing out of the nasal cavity.
Zhao Zhijing looked at Lu Chen, who was bleeding from the nose in front of him, his face suddenly darkened, and he said angrily:
"Lu Chen! I knew you were a liar."
Lu Chen looked at Zhao Zhijing, who was gradually blackening in front of him, and his face was extremely embarrassed.
"Sister Jing. Fishing law enforcement, not advisable!! ”
(End of chapter)