0306 Solved?
Not good! Fooled!
After being pecked by more than a dozen hundred-zhang giant chickens, the snake spirit instantly understood that he was afraid that he had fallen into a trap, and he was busy trying to evacuate.
However, even though its reaction was very fast, it still couldn't beat the old hens who were in a hurry to add food.
Seeing that the delicious "black and white earthworms" wanted to drill back, three or four huge chicken feet pierced the barrier between the dream world and reality almost at the same time, and fell down with a puff, stepping half of the snake spirit's body into the ground.
Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen old hens clucked and squeezed up, catching the frightened snake spirit, and it was like a storm of fierce chatter!
"Wait!"
"Giggle!"
"Damn brutes! !"
"Cluck!"
"Wait! Let's talk! I can give it to you...... Ahh
"Cluck, cluck!"
"Rao...... Spare your life! Spare your life!"
……
And that's the end of it?
Looking at the snake spirit who was pecked by more than a dozen old hens and began to beg for mercy desperately regardless of face, Leon couldn't help but smack his lips, feeling a trough in his heart, and he really didn't know where to start throwing up.
I was still in the dream world just now, but I had seen the snake spirit itself.
Even if it was slightly curled up, it was nearly 100 meters high, comparable to a giant snake entrenched on a small mountain, and after falling into the ceremony laid out by Tom's predecessors, it was actually pecked all over by a group of old hens holding the nest, and it was even about to be unable to hold on.
That's a ...... level of weakening It's really unreasonable, and it's even a bit of a lie.
"You don't want to negotiate terms with it."
Glancing at the complicated expression in his eyes, he misunderstood his thoughts a little, and the lazy young man hurriedly reminded:
"Now I can cure it, half of it is because we have mental calculations or unintentional, and the other half is purely clever by itself, and it doesn't even look back to look at it, and directly chooses to escape from the gap between dreams and reality.
And the brilliant and colorful dream world, although it is thousands of times easier to escape than reality, but compared with the heavy and monotonous reality, the degree of fragility and fragility is also thousands of times.
As long as it can be stuck in the crack and forcibly dragged into the ritual field that suppresses the Holy Spirit, it is equivalent to borrowing the power of real existence to crush the false and ethereal dream, then it is an earthworm that can be pecked to death by chickens.
But if you really let it out and let it pass this threshold, then it will still be the giant snake you saw, and it can even break a small mountain bag with its physical strength alone, and then we will be the ones who should run."
"Ah, I know."
Leon, who came to his senses, nodded, indicating that he was not stupid enough to listen to the enemy's pleas for mercy, and then replied with a serious face:
"Emma's predecessor said that only after the enemy has completely lost the ability to resist can the time to negotiate conditions, I don't want to negotiate conditions with it, it's just ...... Well...... I just think it's a little too fast......
"Did I prepare too quickly, or did it lose too quickly?"
"It's all a little ......."
Looking at the chicken coop that was trampled in front of him, Leon couldn't help but reach out and scratch the back of his head, and said with an incredible face:
"I thought before, even if you can deal with this snake spirit, senior, you should probably be on par with it, at least you can get a few rounds back and forth.
But you just broke a piece from its statue, and then stepped on the snake eggs that built the secret shrine, and used these materials to insert a chicken nest at random, and actually subdued it, which is a bit too fast."
"Hehe, you're not just talking fast, you're scribbling, right?"
"It's kind of ...... But although it is sloppy, this effect is really speechless, and the Holy Spirit, who is close to the true God, has no room to fight back in front of you, which is really amazing!"
……
Vision, this kid...... Ahem, this future true god is actually quite easy to get along with
Looked at Leon's face
With a shocking look, some lazy young people who were scratched on the itch couldn't help but slightly curl up the corners of their mouths that had been tightened.
Although this person is a little annoying in the future, he crosses the timeline and forces himself to help, but now he is still an honest newcomer, with a flexible brain and steady work, let him do whatever he wants, his execution is particularly high, and he speaks well, no wonder the director likes him so much.
"The gap between me and this snake spirit is actually not that big."
After Leon, who was "very annoying in the future", changed his opinion slightly, the lazy young man coughed dryly, and then waved his hand in response:
"The kind of situation you are talking about is the way Emma and the Director fight, they belong to the kind of people who are wrestling their wrists, and those who have great strength and good skills will definitely win, but as long as the level of the loser is not too bad, they will generally not be hurt too much.
Although there is no guarantee that you can find the right position for the trip, you still need to arrange it in advance, but once it is successful, the person who is recruited will fall directly into the trap and directly lose the ability to resist, so it seems that the gap is bigger, in fact, it is the same for someone else."
"Senior, you're humble."
Looking at the snake spirit in the chicken coop that obviously had more air out and less air intake, and had been told by the old hens that had lost most of their lives, Leon couldn't help but shake his head and sighed from the bottom of his heart:
"It may not be so difficult to make a stumbling block, but how to make a stumbling block, and where to make a stumbling block, and what stumbling block can bring down a Holy Spirit, these are not things that anyone can come, only you can do."
"Oops...... I'm not really that good."
The slightly dull right eyeball blinked slightly, and he tested Leon by some means, and found that what he said was actually true, the corners of the lazy young man's mouth were even more difficult to suppress than AK, and he was praised so comfortably that he smiled and proposed:
"Well, in fact, I think you have a lot of potential in this area, or ...... I'll teach you when I have time?
Although the effect may be much worse without the blessing of the corresponding anomaly, it is more or less a life-saving craft...... Not...... Wait, I've got to get that snake out of place, don't let him get killed by the chicken."
……
After finishing the pleasant conversation with the intimate juniors, the lazy young man rubbed his shoes on the ground, destroying the ritual field he had just built, and then rescued the dying snake spirit from under the chicken's mouth.
"Dear Serpent Spirit, we meet again."
After stretching out two fingers and shaking the black and white earthworm, the lazy young man said with a smile:
"Come, hand them over.
You know how we clean up the bureau, and instead of holding on to unrealistic fantasies and then being torn apart, it's better to just hand over someone, right?"
「……」
The little black and white snake reluctantly raised its head when it heard this, and glared at him hatefully.
"Don't stare at me, I'm doing this for your good."
Speaking of strange lines like the torture of the Han female spy underground D, the lazy young man dipped some sulfur powder on the end of his fingernails, and pinched the neck of the snake spirit after lighting it, and persuaded in a serious voice:
"If you cooperate with the people directly, in case your master is willing to pay the price, maybe he can get you back again, and I actually like your weighing gold sect ***, after all, you don't have to spend money to ...... Ahem.
In short, we may have a chance to meet again in the future, and if you refuse to cooperate and force me to torture me, then it will be embarrassing when we meet again in the future...... You're not the kind of Holy Spirit who likes embarrassment, are you?"
「……」
"Right?"
"Don't! Don't pinch! Ah!!h
Listening to the subtle crackling sound of the brimstone deflagration, feeling the increasing pressure on his neck, and the pain of the Holy Spirit's body being contaminated with the hell sulfur and becoming more and more intense in the deflagration and burning, the snake spirit finally couldn't help but scream after two twists, and then spat out an emerald green bead.
"Hands! Hands! Someone gave it to you! Get your hands off the way!"
"Good,
Let's get out of the way."
After dipping his fingernails in some sulfur powder again, pressing a burning nail mark on the snake's head, and completely sealing the snake spirit's ability to resist, the lazy young man rummaged through his pocket, found a somewhat dirty transparent glass bottle, stuffed the weak snake spirit into it, and then threw the bottle to Leon.
"You ...... Don't rejoice too soon......
After relieving himself a little, like countless classic villains after overturning, his whole body was already soft, and only the snake spirit with his mouth still hard reluctantly stood up from the glass bottle, looked at the emerald green beads in the hands of the lazy young man, and said with resentment and happiness in his eyes:
"That woman in your bureau was imprisoned in the green dream given by my god], and she has died there more than 300 times, and she has long been irreversibly impregnated!" ?!!!
After hearing the snake spirit's words, Leon's heart couldn't help but burst slightly, and then he looked down at the snake spirit in the bottle, and couldn't help asking:
"What do you mean? What happened to Emma-senpai?"
"I mean, even if you bring her back, it's useless."
The snake spirit curled up at the bottom of the glass bottle and sneered:
"The Dream of the Green" is a sacred relic made from the shattered Paradise of the God of Agriculture and Animal Husbandry, which was originally an independent world, and after dying there hundreds of times, her soul and the Dream of the Green are too deeply entangled for it to be separated again.
The only way to get her out of it is to believe in my god from the bottom of her heart and become a faithful believer in my god, or the god of agriculture and animal husbandry that has been lost is revived, otherwise she can only wander alone in that emerald jungle forever!"
After glancing at Leon, who was frowning, through the bottle, and catching the anger in his eyes, the snake spirit at the bottom of the bottle couldn't help laughing, and then added:
"Even better, she also has an immortal body that can be replenished an infinite number of times, which means that she can't even kill herself, and can only stay like a ghost in the green dream, wandering forever and forever until her soul is completely worn out by time!"
"Shut up."
Raising his hand and pinching it towards the snake spirit void, igniting the sulfur mark on its head, and after burning it and screaming, the lazy young man looked at Leon and reminded:
"It's saying this to provoke you so you to kill it.
At the moment, we haven't left the *** place of the Weighing Gold Sect, if we *** off here, we don't even need the real god behind it to take action, just with its own accumulation, it can buy back its own life from the hands of the dead world, you don't fall into his trap."
「……」
So...... What it says is true? Emma's seniors can't come out anymore?
From the reaction of the lazy young man, after getting the answer to the question in disguise, thinking of Emma's senior's care for him, Leon couldn't help but sigh, and then asked with the last hope:
"Senior Tom, don't those two dice of yours be able to increase the success rate of everything to sixty percent? Can you ...... then?"
"No."
Hearing this, the lazy young man shook his head and said:
"My ability is to forcibly increase the success rate of 'things that are possible' to about 60%, and it is only useful below the level of the true god, and if I go higher, I will be greatly disturbed because I am not qualified enough.
This time it's almost impossible to succeed, and it involves more than one true god, which happens to be the type I'm not good at dealing with, and I'm afraid I won't be able to help much."
That's right......
Leon was silent for a moment, and then pleaded:
"Tom-senpai, I can see the information of anomalies through contact, so can you ...... for the time being?"
"Here you go."
Before Leon could finish speaking, the lazy young man stuffed the Green Dream over, and then comforted him:
"Don't be too discouraged, although I can't help now, if I can go beyond the limits of human gods and reach the level of the director in the future, maybe I will be able to get a result.
In addition, there may be a way on the director's side, and the general bureau has a lot of effects
Special anomalies, maybe one of them can save Emma, if it really doesn't work, you can also try to resurrect the god of agriculture and animal husbandry for a short time or something, maybe just ...... Huh?"
Looking at Leon, who was instantly relieved by the tense expression on his face after rubbing the dark green dream, the lazy young man blinked his eyes in surprise, and then couldn't help but move, and hurriedly asked:
"What's wrong? Did you find anything?"
"Well, it's a little rewarding."
After looking at the trait logo with the word "sacred" behind the name of the Green Dream, and at the badge of the Agent who can use the "sacred" anomaly unconditionally, Leon couldn't help but smile and replied:
"I just found out that this thing is actually ...... Predecessor? What's wrong with you?"
Looking at Senior Tom, who suddenly turned blue and ached in his throat in pain, and his mouth was hissing, Leon couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly took out the infected blood belt, wanting to help him treat it, but ......
"Po"
With the strange sound like the bursting of bubbles, the blood-stained bandage in Leon's hand disappeared in an instant, turning into a handful of currency that shimmered with wonderful brilliance, and a gentle voice came from Leon's back.
"Don't worry, he's not injured and doesn't need your treatment."
After throwing away the dirty bandages in her hands, a woman with a beautiful face slowly walked out of the dream world, and then smiled at Leon, who was standing in front of Tom, who was tense.
"As for why he became like this, it was because I bought all the air in his body at once, even the ones in his lungs that were not yet bound to blood...... Besides, I paid for it
Money."
"Wow!!
The mysterious woman's words landed, and the lazy young man, who was protected by Leon, fell to his knees on the spot with a pop, and hundreds of tiny round coins strangely poured out of his mouth and nose, mixed with a large amount of bright red blood, gushing out from the weak blocking of his fingers.
Immediately after, the clothes on Tom's predecessor's chest shattered instantly, and the silver diamond-shaped coins with extremely sharp edges densely squeezed out the skin on his chest, and then like nails sprayed out of a firearm, they sprayed out with a puff, bursting out of the silver blood mist in front of Leon's eyes.
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