Chapter 139: Chen Da: I don't want him to be born on the same day in the same year, but I want to die on the same day in the same year!
After Chen Da did all these actions, he handed the kitchen knife to Lu Chen.
"Come on! Second brother, it's your turn! ”
Lu Chen looked at the flickering kitchen knife in front of him and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
He looked at the photographer with a difficult face.
The two glanced at each other, their expressions extremely bitter.
"Hurry! Your turn! ”
Facing Chen Da's urging, Lu Chen had no choice but to take the kitchen knife.
Then imitated Chen Da and swiped his wrist in the air.
Pretended to light over everyone's glasses, as if dripping blood into them.
A little weak-hearted looked at Chen Da in front of him.
"What's going on? Two. Eldest brother? ”
Chen Da saw Lu Chen's appearance and nodded with great satisfaction.
When the photographer saw this scene, he couldn't help but be stunned.
"That's okay???"
With an extremely confident expression on his face, he took the kitchen knife in Lu Chen's hand.
"Come on, come on, it's my turn this time! I'll give you more! ”
After speaking, the photographer also learned from Lu Chen and Chen Da.
He slashed his hand in the air, and made a painful look on his face.
Hold your wrist up and linger on everyone's wine glasses for a little longer.
After performing these, the photographer moved his gaze to Chen Da.
"What's going on? Big brother, my sincerity is enough, right? At least 50cc was given! ”
The photographer wanted to say more, but found that Chen Da in front of him didn't say anything.
The expression on his face was very gloomy, and his eyes looked at the photographer angrily.
"Do you think I'm drunk and foolish?"
When the photographer heard this, he was stunned.
Before he could react, he was snatched the kitchen knife from Chen Da's hand.
"You don't bleed at all, what kind of blood alliance is it!"
"I'll help you personally!"
As he spoke, Chen Da raised the kitchen knife high in his right hand, and his left hand was like a pliers on the photographer's arm.
A look of chopping pig's trotters is about to cut at the photographer's wrist.
Everyone looked at the kitchen knife flashing with cold light above Chen Da's head, and suddenly panicked.
"Eh, eh??? Σ(っ°Д°; )っ”
"Huh!"
The sound of a blade slicing through the air was heard.
The kitchen knife in Chen Da's hand fell into Lu Chen's hand.
Lu Chen held the kitchen knife, his face full of smiles.
"Big brother, I'll cut it for you!"
Chen Da was not the slightest annoyed when Lu Chen snatched the kitchen knife, but just nodded calmly.
"Good! You cut it for me! ”
The photographer looked at Lu Chen, who was holding a kitchen knife, walking towards him, and was also immediately relieved.
"Brother! Luckily, you snatched the kitchen knife out of the drunkard's hand. ”
"Otherwise, I really wonder if my hand will be saved!"
As soon as the photographer's voice fell, he only heard a "clang".
The kitchen knife in Lu Chen's hand fell to the ground.
Lu Chen bent down and picked up the kitchen knife, and said with a drunken face:
"It's okay!"
"San'er? Which arm do you want to draw? ”
The photographer didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at the moment, and just stretched out his right hand to Lu Chen in front of him.
whispered: "Brother, don't really row, just make a show!" ”
Lu Chen patted his chest with great confidence.
"Don't worry! I'm doing things, aren't you still at ease? ”
"But don't keep dangling your six hands! My eyes are dizzy, what if it is scratched? ”
As soon as Lu Chen finished speaking, the photographer seemed to realize something.
He looked at Lu Chen with a frightened face.
wanted to pull out his right hand, but found that Lu Chen's hand was like a plice, holding his wrist tightly.
“Σ(っ°Д°; )っ”
"Brother! Brother, I was wrong, calm down! ”
The photographer struggled constantly, his face full of horror.
Seeing the photographer's appearance, a smile suddenly hung on the corner of Lu Chen's mouth.
"Now you know it's wrong!"
"Got it, you know...... Eh??? ”
When the photographer heard this, he was stunned and realized something.
He looked up at Lu Chen in shock, and found that Lu Chen was looking at him with a wicked smile on his face.
There is no drunkenness on his face now.
"Brother! You're too vindictive, aren't you? ”
Obviously, he was avenging his own schadenfreude.
Lu Chen didn't speak, just pretended to take a kitchen knife and slashed at the photographer's wrist.
Then he looked at Chen Da.
"Big brother! That's okay, right? ”
Chen Da nodded with great satisfaction and picked up the wine glass in front of him.
He looked straight ahead with a serious face.
"The emperor is above, and the thick soil is the proof!"
"I, Chen Da, would like to marry the two in front of me as brothers of the opposite sex!"
"I don't want to be born at the same time in the same year and month, but I want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
After speaking, Chen Daben raised the wine glass and drank the air in the wine glass.
At this time, Chen Yi and several people were standing on the sidelines watching the battle.
When I heard this, I was stunned and seemed to realize something.
Hurriedly jumped out.
"Lu Chen! If you dare to bow to my second uncle, I'm not done with you! ”
"If you dare to bow to my dad, then don't blame the three of us for being rude!"
"That's it, the three of us are not vegetarians! If you dare to bow down, we won't let you see Xiaoyi in the future! ”
Several people's faces couldn't help but be a little flustered.
If Lu Chen really bowed to Chen Da, wouldn't they be inexplicably shorter than Lu Chen?
Lu Chen looked at the few people in front of him who were anxious, and just grinned.
"Don't worry! Let's talk about our own things, I will call you uncle in the future, and you will call me uncle in the future! ”
As he spoke, Lu Chen raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup and looked towards the photographer.
The photographer looked at Lu Chen dumbfounded, with a shocked expression on his face.
"Brother! Didn't you hear what your second uncle said just now? ”
Lu Chen couldn't help but be a little puzzled: "What did he say?" ”
"He said that he did not want to be born at the same time in the same year and month, but to die in the same year, same month and ...... day."
Lu Chen: "Eh, eh??? Σ(°△°|||) ︴”
Hearing this, the expression on Lu Chen's face also instantly became frightened.
Looking towards Chen Da on the side.
"I take the liberty of asking, how old are you this year, big brother?"
"Sixty-five? What's wrong? ”
Chen Da looked at Lu Chen with some confusion.
Lu Chen didn't finish speaking, just silently stretched out his hand to clasp his throat, trying to get out the wine he had just drunk.
The audience in the live broadcast room was about to go crazy with laughter when they saw this scene.
[(laughing and crying) Hahaha! Isn't it possible to be so effective by you guys with a mediocre drink? 】
[The photographer was so miserable, he almost really cut his wrists, and he was scared half to death by Brother Lu! ] 】
[I'm going crazy! How can you live so well, and you still have your own opinions, so that your uncle will call you uncle in the future? 】
[(covering his face and laughing) No, Brother Lu is not, in order to take advantage of a little advantage, it is acceptable to die in the same year and month. 】
[Brother Lu: Are you swearing a bow? Are you going to die if you don't play with me properly??? 】
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(End of chapter)