Chapter 143: Hemorrhoid Cream on the Bedside Table!
Ten o'clock the next day.
Lu Chen woke up from the bed in a daze.
It was as if someone had hit my head hard with a sledgehammer several times
He drank a lot yesterday, and although he wasn't drunk, a headache was unavoidable.
Especially last night, I didn't sleep well all night and kept having nightmares
I always feel like I can't breathe in my chest, as if I have been pressed by a ghost.
Lu Chen subconsciously looked towards his chest.
But he was suddenly stunned, and his groggy head suddenly sobered up.
An extremely thick, hairy calf was resting on his chest.
The most important thing is that his originally neatly dressed clothes have been stripped off.
Now all that's left is a pair of shorts.
Lu Chen looked at the bedside table with difficulty.
The trash can under the bedside table was stuffed with clumps of white paper.
On the bedside table, there is a bottle and a bottle of hemorrhoids cream.
Lu Chen's face suddenly became extremely frightened, and he hurriedly lifted the quilt to check if there was the word "positive" on his thigh.
After seeing that there were no marks on his thighs, he calmed down a little.
Turning his head to look at the photographer, the photographer was still immersed in his sleep, and the smile on his face was extraordinary. Lewd, from time to time to smack a few mouths.
Looking at the incomparably rippling and obscene smile on the photographer's face.
Lu Chen couldn't help it at all, and hurriedly slapped the photographer.
His face was extremely flustered and said, "Zhang San! You. What did you do last night??? ”
The photographer was still asleep when he was suddenly slapped in the face.
Immediately he sat up, his eyes narrowed into slits, and he looked around.
"What's wrong! What's wrong! Elder brother? ”
When Lu Chen saw the clothes worn by the photographer, most of his hanging heart was relieved.
"What happened yesterday? Why are you in my bed? ”
When the photographer heard this, his face suddenly felt bitter.
"Oops! Elder brother! You tossed me to death yesterday? ”
Lu Chen: "??? ”
"What are you talking about! Live broadcast.. It's not live now! ”
Lu Chen looked at the photographer with a puzzled face, looking forward to the photographer's next explanation.
And the photographer is full of grievances.
"Brother, you drank too much last night, and you vomited everywhere, and you vomited my bed."
"The clothes are also dirty, and in the end, Chen Yi and I finally dragged you to the bed!"
Lu Chen looked at the photographer in front of him with a difficult look and scratched his head.
"Really? Why am I not impressed? ”
However, after hearing that he didn't lose the back door or attack the opponent's penalty area, Lu Chen's hanging heart still let go.
patted the photographer on the side and said:
"Get up, we have something to do today!"
After speaking, Lu Chen picked up the clothes from the bedside table.
This should have been bought by Chen Yi for him, and the tag has not been removed.
Lu Chen opened the door of the room and tiptoed towards the living room.
Chen Yi's voice came from behind him.
"What are you doing lightly?"
Turn your head.
Lu Chen saw a female ghost with pale facial features and a haggard complexion.
Suddenly frightened.
"Wo Cao! Hell! ”
Lu Chen hurriedly retreated, but was stopped by Chen Yi.
"Yes! Auntie, grandma, I am more angry than a ghost now! ”
"You meow in the middle of the night and go crazy and run to my bed!"
When Lu Chen heard this, his intestines turned blue with remorse.
"Huh?"
"Haven't I experienced anything? Drinking is a mistake! ”
Chen Yi looked at Lu Chen in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
Lu Chen ran to his room in the middle of the night to show himself a big baby.
As a result, the hemorrhoid cream was taken out.
I almost threw up on myself.
She tossed with the photographer all night before Lu Chen was calmed down.
With a resentful gaze, he looked at Lu Chen, who was carrying slippers and wanted to slip away, and asked:
"Huh! What the hell are you doing here? ”
Lu Chen scratched his head a little embarrassed.
"I'm used to it, I forgot this is your home!"
Chen Yi: "......"
Chen Yi glanced at Lu Chen helplessly, sighed and said:
"Let's eat breakfast first, my grandmother took my mother to worship the Buddha today, and I don't need you."
Lu Chen looked at the hot porridge on the table and pursed his lips.
"Huh! Woman, throw it away when it's used up! ”
A few people sat down at the table and ate breakfast.
The photographer is always fixing his hair in front of his phone screen.
Lu Chen couldn't help but be a little puzzled.
"San'er? What's wrong with you today? ”
"Brother! You don't understand, I'm going to see my partner later, I must dress up well~! ”
"How do you think I'm better than I used to be?"
The photographer thought he was handsome and posed towards Lu Chen.
Lu Chen patted the photographer's shoulder and said earnestly:
"San'er! Your question is like a murderer pushing me with a knife, choosing one from a plate of shit and a pile of shit. ”
"How do you let me choose!"
Photographer: "......"
Hearing Lu Chen's analogy early in the morning, Chen Yi looked at the porridge in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly lost his appetite.
A smile appeared on his face, and he comforted the photographer:
"It's okay! San'er, you're much better now than before! ”
"Besides, if you're together, it's definitely not about appearance!"
"That's right! When they were together, they relied on the efforts of San'er to be the head of the wrongs! The monthly salary is more than 5,000, and at least the 200 catties are charged with eight or nine thousand! ”
Lu Chen drank the white porridge in front of him in one go, and said cool words on the side.
Hearing this, the expression on the photographer's face couldn't help but be a little lost.
"Brother! Is there really no love that doesn't look at appearance and materialism? ”
"Love without material things is like ......"
Before Lu Chen finished speaking, he saw that the photographer's face was even more lost.
Some of them couldn't bear it, so they sighed helplessly and comforted:
"Although the probability is very slim, there is still a chance!"
"Where did you meet, brother, give you a good makeover!"
"A café that seems to be called a star......
The photographer scratched his head and tried to remember, not remembering the name of the café.
And Chen Yi on the side said loudly at this time:
"Is it called the stars outside the sky?"
The photographer was reminded by Chen Yi like this, and he also nodded hurriedly.
"That's right! That's it! How do you know? ”
"My place of work is nearby, and I go to that café every now and then for a drink!"
When Lu Chen heard this, he nodded and said to Chen Yi:
"In that case, can you send us back and drive my car later?"
The photographer on the side looked at the map on his mobile phone and was a little confused.
"Wouldn't it be closer from here? And there's no need for Chen Yi to send us back and come back. ”
"Why go back?"
Lu Chen patted the photographer's head with some hatred.
"Stupid! Of course, it's because of the high success rate of driving a luxury car! ”
Although I don't want to admit it, the probability of success on a blind date with a car and without a car can be described as a world of difference.
(End of chapter)