Chapter 284: You Still Say You're Not Mentally Ill?

The security captain glanced at Zhao Cheng, who was wet and covered in a net by them.

Looking at the card handed by his subordinates, his face couldn't help but become strange.

"Psychotic?"

"Who is psychotic! You're the one who is meowing! ”

When Zhao Cheng heard this, he was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, so anxious that he jumped to his feet, and looked at the security captain with some anger.

The security captain in front of him was taken aback by Zhao Cheng's sudden anger.

At this time, the security guard on the side also reminded in a whisper:

"Captain, you can't say he's mentally ill in front of him, he'll be upset like that!"

"Besides, what drunk person would say they weren't drunk? It's the same with psychosis! ”

The security captain nodded in realization.

"I see!"

"What are we going to do with this guy, Captain?"

The security guard on the side glanced at Zhao Cheng, although the enchantment on his body had been washed clean now, the previous scene was still deeply imprinted in his mind like the scene of Lu Bu being alive.

The security guard subconsciously took a step back and looked towards the security captain.

The security captain looked at the business card in his hand and thought for a while.

"Well, I'll call the psychiatric hospital first......"

As soon as the security captain dialed the phone, the uncles and Luo Xiaoxi who were watching the play hurriedly came forward.

Luo Xiaoxi looked at the security captain in front of him with a difficult face.

"That. Captain, he's not mentally ill, he's our man......"

The uncles also nodded in agreement.

"That's right, this guy is a volunteer in our nursing home, not a mental patient!"

The security captain listened to the arguments of Luo Xiaoxi and the uncles in front of him, his brows were furrowed enough to kill a fly, and he looked at the uncles in front of him with a strange face, and said suspiciously:

"You volunteers in nursing homes, beating people with enchanted mops?"

Everyone: "......"

The expressions on everyone's faces suddenly became embarrassed.

Even Luo Xiaoxi was fair, her face was flushed, and she coughed a few times in embarrassment.

"The ......"

Before she could figure out what excuse she could make, the security captain's phone was answered on the other end.

"Hey, hello, Jiangnan No. 3 Psychiatric Hospital, how can I help you?"

"Well, I want to ask if any of you are mentally ill and lost?"

The security captain looked at Zhao Cheng not far away, and found that he didn't know the other party's name at all, so he thought for a while and continued:

"It's black, and it looks pretty strong, just like a normal person!"

On the other end of the phone, there was the staff's puzzled voice.

"Huh? What are his characteristics, sir, or something more abnormal? ”

"Abnormal? Hitting other people with an enchanted mop in the zoo and enchanting yourself, is this considered abnormal? ”

Hearing the description of the security captain, the sound of flipping through the book immediately came from the other end of the phone, as if he was looking for some files.

About half a minute later, the voice of the staff came from the other end of the phone.

"Sir, what is your address over there? We do have a patient in our hospital who likes to smash innocent passers-by with enchanted things and escaped from the mental hospital! ”

The security captain's phone was turned on very loudly, and Luo Xiaoxi and the uncles who were present could hear it clearly.

Looking at Zhao Cheng, who was trapped in the net pocket, his face suddenly changed.

The security captain looked at the people in front of him and spoke.

"Everyone in the psychiatric hospital has said that he is their patient who escaped, and you have to say anything!"

At this time, the No. 23 photographer on the side also rushed to the front.

Hearing the words of the security captain, he hurriedly took out his work card.

"Misunderstanding! Big Brother Captain! It's all a misunderstanding! ”

It took more than half an hour for the photographer to explain the ins and outs of the matter.

Zhao Cheng was only then released from the net, although he had been washed away by the high-pressure water cannon for a while.

But the smell on his body is still faint, and he can smell it from time to time.

Looking at Zhao Cheng in front of him, the security captain pinched his nose, and his face was full of strangeness.

"This. Smash it, guy, you have hands and feet, why do you have to think about those crooked ways to make money? ”

"I was beaten in the toilet this time, I hope you can learn a lesson......"

Hearing this, Zhao Cheng's face was like a bitter gourd, and he nodded with difficulty.

"This time. I know I've learned a lesson......"

After listening to the cause and effect of the No. 23 photographer, the uncles laughed out loud with their stomachs in their hands.

"Hahaha! Guy smash, how can you still be pressed and beaten in the toilet! ”

"That's right! You play chess now, why do you still run to the toilet and use your mobile phone to catch someone! ”

"Oops, I'm laughing to death, my stomach hurts!"

The audience in the live broadcast room, hearing the photographer's description again, originally thought it was not so funny before, but now it has become even funnier.

[(laughing and crying) The most social death is not being pressed and beaten in the toilet by others, but everyone knows that Zhao Cheng was pressed and beaten in the toilet! ] 】

[It's so hateful, uncles, you have laughed so much and considered that other people's weak poofs can't do it, I can't help it! ] 】

[(Covering his face) This story is really a flavorful story! 】

[No, aren't you curious, the mental hospital said that before he liked to smash others with enchanted things? (funny)]

【……】

After everyone finished laughing, the security captain looked at Zhao Cheng, who was bowing his head in front of him, and told again:

"You're not allowed to hit someone with an enchanted thing next time!"

"What if someone really sends you to a mental hospital?"

When the security captain thought of this, he seemed to remember something, and looked at Zhao Cheng with a puzzled face.

"So, the patient who the mental hospital said was smashing innocent passers-by with enchanted things wouldn't be you?"

"This ......"

Zhao Cheng scratched his head a little embarrassed, and then saw the driver next to Luo Xiaoxi.

Shook his head decisively: "Of course it's not me!" ”

"This time it's for a reason, otherwise how could I use an enchanted mop!"

Zhao Cheng was straightforward, and a familiar voice immediately came from behind him.

"Lu Chen! You come down for me! ”

I saw Lu Chen standing in front of the masters with his mobile phone, playing the video of Zhao Cheng's last enchantment.

"Look, isn't this man a little like him!"

The masters frowned and carefully compared, looked at Zhao Cheng in horror, and immediately took two steps back.

"Shhh Smash it, guy, or let's call the mental hospital! ”

"That's right! It looks like that's him! ”

"This is definitely not the first time, he must be a repeat offender!"

"That's it, it's really not possible, let's give him back to the mental hospital, right?"

(End of chapter)