Chapter 15 This fat man is not very good

Such a fresh and refined answer made Xia Di very satisfied, and he patted Lu Mingfei's back hard: "That's right, there is a limit to people's abilities, and you can realize this at such a young age, you have surpassed 99.9% of people in the world." ”

"But I was born to be human." Lu Mingfei made a bear gesture, "Even if I don't want to be a human being, I can't become another race." ”

He is no longer a primary school student, and he knows that there is no Superman or Batman, no Ultraman and no little monsters in this world, so Lu Mingfei, who is about to enter junior high school, will not dream of superheroes.

"Who says it can't be helped?" Xia Di took out a platinum rod from his pocket and said in a tone full of temptation:

"Boy, do you want to be a light?"

Lu Mingfei looked sideways and found that Xia Di was holding a delicately shaped plastic toy in his hand, which could boil big bones into soup...... No, it's Ultraman Tiga's transformation device that can turn Dagu into light, the Divine Light Stick!

He looked closely, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this divine light stick was not cheap, there was no plastic texture, and the prismatic crystal on the top shone in the sunlight.

But after looking at it for a while, he looked away, stared at Xia Di's trouser pocket instead, and couldn't help asking, "Is this pocket of yours really not Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket?" ”

"Boy, are you focusing on the wrong thing?" Xia Toy Dealer Di waved the heavy Divine Light Stick in his hand, and said in an accentuated tone: "This is a Divine Light Stick, don't you want it?" As long as you press this button, you can turn into Ultraman Tiga and beat up the little monsters! ”

The words that he thought were full of temptation only made the young man look at the fool, and Xia Di was a little dissatisfied: "Have you forgotten the oath of being in front of the TV when you were a child, saying that you would turn into light and fight side by side with Ultraman Tiga to defeat the evil Gatanjee?" ”

His voice was a little loud, causing people to come in and out of the gate of the Children's Palace to look at the two of them with strange eyes, Lu Mingfei was a little thin-skinned, and pulled Xia Di's clothes: "Uncle, let's go back and discuss this, and Gatanjee has not been wiped out." ”

In the end, he is a child who knows how to repay his kindness, and Xiao Lu did not open the distance and pretend to be "I don't know him", but tried to pull him away and not let so many people see the joke.

In these days, cartoons are still something for children to watch, and adults will be looked down upon if they often talk about it.

Xia Di also heard the discussion of the people around him, and with his cheek, he could naturally turn a blind eye, but Lu Mingfei had not grown up enough to ignore the pressure from the outside world, so he could only put away the divine light stick and said with a little regret: "Young man, you don't know what you missed." ”

Lu Mingfei saw that he finally stopped selling transformation toys, and while breathing a sigh of relief, he hurriedly dragged him outside: "Isn't it just a transformer, my mother gave me several of them on Children's Day in the past." ”

That time, my mother came back from leave, and asked a friend to bring back a gift from overseas.

The naΓ―ve adult snorted twice: "How can a toy for a few dollars compare with my real thing." ”

"My mom bought me the genuine one."

"Hmph, I don't care about you." Xia Di was too lazy to bother with this little fool, anyway, he didn't plan to give him things so quickly, and there would be no reward if he didn't complete the blockbuster plan for the summer vacation.

"Let's go, go back and take you to experience Zhimeilao."

……

"Hey, I had a really good time today, my Kusanagi Kyo can only say that he is invincible."

On the bus, a few little children sat in the back and chatted together, their thin voices had a penetrating effect, but they also liked to shout loudly, and the passengers around them frowned.

The little fat man Lu Mingze, who was sitting at the front, looked a little unhappy, he thought that the Yagami Nunnery, which he had been practicing hard for a long time, was invincible in the world, but he didn't expect someone to be fiercer than him, this kid was afraid that he was not dreaming of rubbing combos.

"No, I'll have to get back on the field next time." Lu Mingze secretly swore in his heart that when he went back, he would spend half of his homework time playing games.

At this time, the bus stopped at the entrance of the community, and the little fat man said goodbye to his companions: "Next time I continue, I will definitely win it back." ”

After getting out of the car, the little fat man walked absentmindedly in the shade of the tree, thinking about the movie in the morning, the defeat in the afternoon, and the scene he saw at noon.

In fact, he didn't have much fun in the afternoon, and the boy sitting in the back seat of Harley was like a thorn in the palm of his hand, which was impossible to ignore.

Living under the same roof for a month, he has long been tired of seeing Lu Mingfei's appearance, that guy likes to nest in the corner and read comics on weekdays, every time he watches TV, the most common thing he sees is the side face of the other party when he bows his head and the back of reading a book in the sun.

"Could it be that he went out yesterday to go to the man who drove the motorcycle to play?" Lu Mingze suddenly remembered that Lu Mingfei disappeared all day yesterday, and suspected that this guy actually knew someone who was not careful, and exchanged pocket money for a position in the back seat.

But it wasn't like that nerdy cousin would do.

It's a pity that the family won't even buy him a bicycle, let alone a motorcycle. If he had such a stylish car, he would definitely drive out every day to walk and hook up with the little girl.

He is in the sixth grade next month, and Lu Mingze wants to leave his own campus legend in this last year, but it seems that it can only be delusional at present.

Touching his round belly, he wondered if he should let his father buy him a skateboard, he saw a lot of skateboarders in the square near the game hall before, their movements are so chic and cool, so many girls around him watch, if he can also come to such a hand, there must be female classmates fascinated by him.

Fantasizing about a future that didn't exist, the low engine roar behind him came from far and near, and he looked back to see the familiar black beast slowly approaching from behind.

The little fat man froze in place, watching Harley pass by, and the boy in the back seat turned his head to look at him.

Since the lenses were black, he couldn't see exactly what the person inside the helmet looked like, and could only see his own reflection in the lenses.

The man's condescending gaze made the little fat man a little awkward, and he felt that he had been offended.

The sound of the engine faded away, and Lu Mingze watched the car turn into his own community, and a big question mark appeared on his head: "This is the car of our community?" Why haven't I seen it? ”

Stepping into two small thick legs to speed up his pace, he wanted to catch up to see whose car it was, and if it was someone he knew, maybe someone could take him out to play.

The security guard at the gate of the community saw this little fat man with the same waist circumference and height running in, and laughed and teased: "Hey, Mingze, why are you running so fast, it's not time to eat yet." ”

Lu Mingze turned a deaf ear to such "rude" words, continued to rush forward, and finally saw the Harley in front of the convenience store downstairs of his house.

It seemed that the owner of the car had gotten out of the car to buy something, with two helmets and a bag hanging on the front of the car, and he stepped forward to get a closer look at this unusual motorcycle, but heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Uncle, I want that bag of Tang monk meat."

The little fat man turned his head to look, just in time to meet the surprised gaze of his cousin.

Lu Mingfei glanced at his cousin who was standing in front of him and was suddenly stunned, looked at the snacks in his hand, and reached out to hand over a pack:

"Come, please eat spicy strips."