Chapter 52: Your Brother Ruiwen 0-10 Find Out
A giant photo slowly hung down from the ceiling of the sports center, which was a cos photo of the heroine of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" posed by Su Qiubai.
"Wow, that's pretty......"
"My wife's temperament is really good!"
"Jertured!"
"First for respect!"
"It's really the right person to find her spokesperson."
Obviously, the audience who is tired of watching the Internet celebrity face and plastic surgery face is very fond of Su Qiubai's image.
"Tut-tut, with this appearance, I really regret getting married early!" Jun Moxiao squatted in the rest area with Yangyang in his arms, admiring Su Qiubai's face.
"Oh? When the old lady first came, I heard that someone said that she regretted getting married? A tall beautiful woman walked up behind him and smiled.
"! Wife, why are you here? "Jun Mo smiled and his soul flew away......
(Headlines the next day: Shocked!) Jun Moxiao, a well-known anchor of Tanuki TV, was ...... by his wife under the witness of 200,000 viewers )
Subsequently, Xia Yuening appeared on the stage and made a brief self-introduction again, and then announced that the national server "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" will start at 8 o'clock tonight.
When the series of lengthy closing ceremony processes was finally coming to an end, Su Qiubai leaned on Su Dongyu's arms and fell asleep with a groggy mind......
"Wow, Xiaobai is getting hotter and hotter! I guess I caught a cold again just now. ”
"Poor baby, this disease has been born again and again."
", hurry up and send it to the hospital, don't burn out your brain!" Zeng Shuai shouted.
Leng Yan knocked a shudder on the top of his head and shouted, "you, your brain is broken!" ”
……
When Su Qiubai woke up leisurely, it was already the second day.
There was a little pain on the back of his hand, Su Qiubai looked down, it turned out that there was a needle pierced by a hanging needle, but the hanging needle should be finished, right? I feel like the fever has subsided.
"Ziyan?"
On the narrow hospital bed, there was a soft girl curled up next to her, sleeping soundly.
Zhang Ziyan stayed here all night.
"Click!"
Someone quietly opened the door to the ward and crept in.
"Dude!" Su Qiubai's face was a little happy, the elder brother was holding a breakfast bag, she was already hungry.
"Shh Su Dongyu made a silent gesture and signaled not to wake up Zhang Ziyan......
"My brother didn't have enough money on him, and his mobile phone was out of battery and he couldn't pay on WeChat, so he only bought your breakfast!"
"Poof, I thought you were afraid of arguing with her to rest!"
"Phew, she's beautiful...... Eat quickly, eat whatever you want to fill your stomach, and I'll make something for you when I get home! ”
"Uh-huh!"
When I got home, my dad and Ma Ma were not there, and I heard that I was going to negotiate BaYu's next dealer in Huhai City.
Su Dongyu cooked a few light side dishes and cooked some porridge.
With a bowl of warm porridge, Su Qiubai felt very comfortable.
"Brother, I'm going back to the room!"
"Well, don't start the live broadcast for too long, pay attention to rest!"
"Got it!"
……
"Hi, good morning single dogs!"
[On the third day of my wife's absence, I miss her...... The wife of the slot is on the air! 】
[Wow, my wife is back! ] 】
[Woo woo, Xiaobai's million-dollar husband was homeless for 3 days and 3 nights! ] 】
[My wife's complexion is so bad! 】
[I heard that yesterday I was a sick ......]
[My wife's assassination tactics in yesterday's final were too handsome! ] 】
……
As soon as I opened the live broadcast room, I was covered by a dense barrage......
Current popularity: 9.7 million
System Prompt: Breeze and Snow sent you 10 rockets with a postscript: Celebrate the return of the missing persons!
System prompt: The anchor Xiaomeng sent you 6 rockets with a postscript: Xiaobai I love you!
System platform announcement: Desert Erha has opened the Dragon King Guardian for the anchor Xiaobai!
System prompt: Desert Erha sent you 66 rockets, and p.s.: The wife of the double champion is guarded by me.
It's crazy, all the local tyrants of Dragon Tooth TV are crazy......
Su Qiubai has only said the first sentence since the start of the broadcast, and the next thing is all rocket swiping......
"Thank you for your kindness......"
"Wow, there are really a lot of local tyrants in our live broadcast room!"
"Thank you!"
Su Qiubai opened the TX game platform, which was full of push information from the national server "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds......
Then, Su Qiubai's big promotional photo was used as the background picture of the entire platform.
I'm still a little proud in my heart, haha, Meizizi.
Su Qiubai clicked to download the game, and it seemed that he would have to wait for a long time, so he simply opened the long-lost League of Legends.
"I'm downloading the national server, let's play two LOL first?"
[Which district is my wife?] Take me, take me, take me! 】
[Wife, I have a number in any district, take me! ] 】
[Is my wife black? ] I'm Yasuo Thief 6! 】
Su Qiubai landed in the Black Rose Region, and first checked the information of this number on the game platform, all heroes + more than 400 skins......
ID: Su Xiaobai is not arrogant
Rank: Bronze V
"The ID is here! Add friends with fast hands, the first four and my five black! ”
[Poof, Bronze Dog!] 】
[Don't insult bronze, okay? That's because there are no lower ranks, okay! 】
[Hahahaha]
Although he disliked Su Qiubai's low rank, sailors still rushed to add friends.
Su Qiubai pulled the added information to the bottom and only accepted the first four.
"Because there are too many people, the number of friends is limited, so the students who haven't been added remember to hurry up next time!"
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The player is proud to invite you to join the team.
[Poof, isn't that who?] Is the Juggernaut schoolboy that Sao Pig imitated? Hahaha! 】
[Ye Ao Nai I, hahahaha! ] 】
Soon, the teams were formed and matched.
As soon as he entered the game's selection interface, Su Qiubai didn't see anything clearly, and 3L had already selected Yasuo in seconds and locked it.
4L: Yasuo Sima in seconds!
3L: Slightly ......
Su Qiubai smiled, chose Ruiwen, and said, "I'll go on the road!" ”
1L's Ye Ao Nai I chose the Sword Master Jungler, 5L chose a VN, and 3L reluctantly chose a Teemo auxiliary......
At the beginning, Su Qiubai bought a Dolan sword and went straight to the road......
[Your brother winter melon Ruiwen 0-10 to understand? ] 】
[If this SB lineup doesn't collapse, I'll eat all the that winter melons owe! ] 】
[Okay, I took a screenshot of the previous one.] 】
As a result, Su Qiubai had just walked into the two grasses on the road when he heard the roars of two rough men......
"Demacia!"
"One library!"
Ruiwen's small body ate Galen's Q + blind man's Q, and half of her blood was instantly gone, and her body was still on fire......
"Holy!"
Su Qiubai was almost scared to pee, turned around and ran away, but these two rough men flashed and caught up with crazy A, and finally died from the echo blow of the blind man......
System: "All the army is attacking!" ”
The first wave of creeps slowly walked out of the Crystal Hub at this time......
[Hahahaha, the little soldier gave a blood before he came out! ] 】
[I also gave a flash for nothing, which is the most sassy! ] 】
"Damn! I'm going to use my QA at the speed of light to kill it back in a moment! ”
Su Qiubai returned to the road angrily.
When passing by the intersection of the small field area directly from the 1st tower and the 2nd tower......
"One library!"
"Demacia!"
2 Blood Sent ......
"Wow!"
"These two people ......"
All of them:
The other party's pig-headed brother is not a jungler: Wife, will you give a friend position? I won't keep catching you!
"Wow, such a scary man?"
"I've heard of the Sniper King Bureau, and this is the first time I've encountered the Sniper Bronze V Matchmaking Bureau!"
As a result, this Su Qiubai's game experience was extremely poor, and he was slaughtered 0-10 like his brother, and the number of reinforcements: 0.
[Hahaha, this is very stable. 】
[It turns out that brother and sister! 】
[I feel sorry for my wife! ] But I still can't help but want to laugh......]
Su Qiubai decisively got off the game, entered the platform and uninstalled LOL without hesitation......
"I can't afford to mess with it, I can't afford to mess with it, now I just want to play with the scum Hui and play with the blue moon......"
Are you sure? Click it, play for a year, and not a penny of your salary is left! 】
[Hahaha, there is nothing wrong with not having a penny left in the salary! ] 】
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PUBG has been downloaded and is being installed......
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PUBG is installed.
"Ae? It's fast, it's very comfortable......"
Su Qiubai quickly logged into the game, and the game interface was all in Chinese and looked much more comfortable.
Create a role ID?
Su Qiubai thought for a while, so let's just use the name LOL!
"Su Xiaobai is not arrogant!"
The creation is successful, and you will enter the game lobby.
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You receive an email.
"Mail? It's a beginner's note or something, right? ”
Su Qiubai casually opened the in-game mailbox, but was startled by the email title......