Chapter 97: Salute, It's All Tribute!
"Uncle, have we forgotten something?"
When the three of them staged the scene of father, son, filial piety, brother and brother Gong with umbrellas, Lu Mingfei, who had collected his emotions, suddenly remembered that it seemed that Odin was not dead yet, and hurriedly reminded Uncle Xia to hurry up and mend the knife.
Hearing this, Xia Di stretched out his hand and called Gangneir, who was making a cameo barbecue sign, to the front, grabbed and trembled, and shook off the charred black figure hanging on it.
When he got closer, Lu Mingfei found that this person still had a black mask on his face, and the dust just now affected his vision and he couldn't see clearly, so he mistook it for Uncle Xia.
The tip of Gungnir's spear easily lifted the mask that was tightly clasped to the figure's face, revealing a face that was blackened to charcoal.
"Why is Odin still a black man?"
Xiao Lu was shocked, no wonder he wanted to wear a mask, if this exposed the Western theologians, it would be crazy, it is estimated that Norse mythology will have to become Greek mythology.
"I don't think you understand it at all." Xia Di handed the umbrella to Chu Zihang, held Gangnier with both hands and broke it hard, and straightened the spear with obvious arc and handed it to classmate Xiao Lu:
"There is a saying that 'blackening is ten times stronger, and whitewashing is three points weaker', so blackening is the king in the future, and if film and television dramas lack this element, it will have a flood of bad reviews."
Thinking of the future aesthetic downgrading, political correctness, vulgarization of music, blackening of film and television dramas, and childhood memories becoming childhood shadows, Xia Di is happy for Lu Mingfei, who can experience such huge social changes in just twenty years, it is simply blood-earning!
"What the hell?!"
Lu Mingfei didn't understand what Lao Xia Tou was saying at all, so he simply held the heavy Gangnir and began to explore the secret.
I heard my brother say that this thing is made of the branches of the World Tree, and once it is thrown, it will definitely hit the target, it is a 100% hit spear, there is nothing in the world that it can't pierce, why does Uncle Xia look like a nobody?
Could it be that because he stripped Odin of his armor and put it on his body, causing Gangnir to mistake Uncle Xia for his own and trigger the anti-accidental injury system?
Just highlight an outrageous.
Chu Zihang, who was holding an umbrella next to him, silently looked at Gangneil in his junior brother's hand, if he remembered correctly, this thing has a setting that "it will automatically return to the master after hitting the target", why is he now willing to be taken prisoner as if Liu Chanle was not thinking about it.
Uncle Xia said before that this Odin in front of him is just a puppet, could it be that the Gangenir he holds is also the same as the eight-legged horse Slepnis, all fakes?
The young man who consciously touched the truth looked at Xia Di who was standing in front of Odin's puppet, only to see him put his left hand flat on the hole in the other party's heart, and the dark golden armor turned into a streamer and dripped into it from his fingertips.
At the moment when the streamer sank into the hole, the charred skin and flesh of the Odin puppet on the ground peeled off inch by inch, and then gave birth to a metallic scale armor, which gradually transformed from a suspected human existence into a metal creature very similar to Odin.
He...... No, it must have a metal mask on its face, and the hollowness of its eyes is as black as an abyss, and there is no divine light in sight.
The two children glanced at each other, not understanding what Master Xia was doing.
But soon, they found out.
When all the armor on his body turned into streamers and poured into the puppet's heart, Xia Di withdrew his hand and ordered in a flat tone:
"Stand up."
Buzz β
The moment the words fell, the hole in the puppet's left eye suddenly bloomed with the luster of golden pupils, and then he stood up straight from the ground, knelt down on one knee in front of Xia Di, and listened to the king's will with impeccable knightly courtesy.
Xia Di looked at the puppet that was constantly emitting black smoke from the gap in the armor, and nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, in the future, you will be called Bol, and you will be responsible for managing this space." β
In fact, I originally wanted to name it Lancelot, but the two of them found that they seemed to be the one with the NTR hand, so they randomly took the name of Odin's father.
"Do as the king commands." Bol replied respectfully, then stood up and waited silently, like the most loyal of guards.
"Don't stand stupid, clean up the garbage."
"Yes!" Odin's father saluted and ran to shovel the discus.
"Goo......
Lu Mingfei was secretly poking at Bol, who was revealing the aura of "I am a villain" all over his body, and suddenly his stomach screamed angrily.
raised his watch and looked at the time, and found that it was almost eight o'clock, so the hungry young man began to urge the old Xia Tou, who was still grinding: "Uncle, it's not early, let's go back to eat first." β
Although he is now full of doubts, but the key is that there is no answer to make him full, Uncle Xia is used to bragging, and there are few words of truth in his mouth, it is better to believe in him than to believe in Qin Shihuang!
And the senior brother is a good baby who comes home on time every day, and now he is missing without saying a word, and Aunt Su must not kill herself.
Chu Zihang didn't care, he had already sent a message to his mother in advance that Master Xia was sending him home today, with the pigeon content of the pen name Jiangbei, it should be understandable that he was a little late to go back.
"Let's go, then." Xia Di nodded, took the umbrella and walked forward.
"Ah, just walk out like that?" Lu Mingfei followed behind him with Gangenir, looking at the endless elevated road in front of him and trembling a little:
"Uncle, look at whether we are the whole means of transportation or something."
Walk out of the elevated road on two legs, this has to go to the second half of the night, the almighty Uncle Xia quickly took out the magic props from your treasure pocket!
"So what's the solution, who made me spend a lot of money on the car to be scrapped on the first day on the road." Xia Di walked in front and said in a quiet tone:
"Hey, next time I'm going to lower Xiao Ao's value a little lower, the power of the ultimate move is too strong, and I have to cut it."
This man selectively ignored the fact that a certain Colossus of Justice failed to cause enemy casualties when it landed, and only remembered that he suffered heavy losses and that his means of transportation were trampled into discus.
It's just that Lu Mingfei also has something to say about it: "It's true that it was Galio who broke the car, but it was me who called Gallio for support, so this pot can't be carried."
And I called for support because I was in danger, and what caused us to be in danger was ......"
Halfway through the push, he remembered that the culprit was himself, because it was his suggestion to divert the route that caused everyone to fall into such a situation.
The embarrassed classmate Xiaolu looked at Uncle Xia, who seemed to be smiling, and showed a ashamed expression: "I'm sorry, uncle, it's all my fault." β
As a sign of his apology, he shoved Gangnir into Xia Di's hands:
"I compensate you for Gungnir, please forgive me."
The ancients borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, so today he Lu Ming is not borrowing a gun to apologize, is it an alternative tribute?
"Very well, your shamelessness has a bit of my charm." Master Xia is pleased with Lu Mingfei's cheekiness, it seems that this kid has made full progress in all aspects, which is really gratifying.
As a reward, tomorrow's extra training will be changed to an exciting dodge car.
"Hornβ"
The sharp horn sounded, Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang only felt a flower in front of them, and they returned to the bustling city from the elevated road in the small rain.
And Master Xia sat in a milky white jeep, honking his horn and waving at them:
"Gogogo, go home!"
I don't need to be scolded, I'll do it myself: "Short and weak!" The little ones are also cute! Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? That's it! Okay! Modomodo! Hey Library! Donkeys don't dare to rest like this! β
I made a mistake, and Dongpeng Special Drink couldn't bear my sleepiness......
(End of chapter)