Chapter 101: Saiwen wasn't so frantic back then
The jeep went all the way north, leaving the noisy street, the road was in a beautiful mood, and the smile was closed. The wind blows on the mountain road, the scenery outside the car window is intoxicating, and the beautiful mountains and rivers are very suitable for picnics.
Speaking of which, Lu Mingfei has lived in the city since he can remember, and has never been to the countryside.
Every time school starts after the winter and summer vacations, the classmates get together and say that they set off firecrackers to blow up fish and cow dung in their rural hometowns, and even the overbearing dogs in the village run with their tails between their legs when they see them.
Only Xiaolu's classmates don't know what the countryside looks like, after all, he looks so big that his grandparents and grandparents have never seen him, where did he come from to go back to his hometown in the countryside.
It can be said that if he hadn't met his uncle's family later, Xiaolu would have to suspect that his parents were young masters and young ladies of a big family, and they were expelled from the house for life, or they eloped for love and didn't get along with the family.
It's all played like this on TV dramas.
“Nevergonnagiveyouup
Nevergonnaletyoudown
Nevergonnarunaroundanddesertyou……”
At this time, the car stereo played the famous deception comedy in later generations, and its cheerful melody and Rick Astley's unique voice kept Xiao Lu's mood high.
"Uncle, why do you all like to listen to foreign songs?" Lu Mingfei sat in the co-pilot's seat and shook his legs, and suddenly found an interesting commonality, when he went to his brother's house before, the car was also playing English songs, is it possible that rich people like this tune?
"Not really, it's just to avoid copyright disputes."
"Huh?"
"Also, the foreign language will look very high-end and atmospheric."
"Huh?" Lu Mingfei was blinded, can he still be so particular about listening to a song?
Seeing this, Xia Di couldn't help but tease him: "Well, in fact, I don't play Chinese songs because I'm worried that you can understand and sing along, otherwise it will be difficult for me to concentrate on driving with the magic sound in my ears along the way." ”
"You're just singing in your ears, and I'm singing so well." Lu Mingfei was very dissatisfied with this.
He used to stay at home alone, and sometimes when he felt lonely, he would sing by himself, make a little noise to break the silent silence, and over time he would sing the theme songs of many cartoons.
One of his favorites is Digimon's opening song, which makes him feel passionate every time the music plays, and his loneliness will be instantly drained.
He used to hum by himself in the park, and some people praised him for singing very well.
"Then there's a chance to sing it to me later?" Xia Di laughed and joked, and parked the car in a flat clearing.
"Don't." Lu Mingfei unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car, his singing voice had never even been heard by his mother, how could he sing specifically to Lao Xiatou.
Xia Di didn't get entangled, took out the Gangnir who was crushed into a hula hoop from the trunk, shook it twice and threw it back to Lu Mingfei.
Catching the heavy spear, Lu Mingfei looked at the old Xia Tou who got back into the car for some reason: "Uncle, what are you doing here?" ”
said that the picnic was good, why did you bring a gun, didn't you say that everything was ready before?
Could it be that he fell halfway and let him go into the mountains to hunt alone first?
Don't be, he's just a child, he doesn't have the unstoppable force of his senior brother, what if he goes into the mountain alone and is taken away by a wolf.
Lao Xia Tou started the car and smiled at him: "Didn't you say it, today I will have special training and then a picnic, and my stomach will not be hungry and the food will not be fragrant." ”
Looking at the jeep with the engine roaring, Lu Mingfei swallowed his saliva and grabbed Gungnier's hand tightly: "Then let me confirm first, today's special training should not be a small road bucket car of the Spanish bullfighting variant, right?" ”
He remembered that the special training he said last night was fun, not a car accident!
"How is it possible, do I look like such a violent person?" Xia Di denied it, reversed the car behind Lu Mingfei, poked his head out and said:
"Today we're going to play a game called Dodge Car."
As he spoke, two barrels of 120 mm caliber popped out of the front of the jeep.
Lu Mingfei looked at the swarthy hole aimed at him, and suddenly his scalp was numb, and he was a little unfavorable when he spoke: "Uncle, why do you want to play games, do you want to play me?" ”
He watched the eight-legged horse almost be beaten out of by three anti-aircraft guns last night, why did Lao Xia Tou feel that fighting horses was not enjoyable, and was ready to get back the lost fun on him?
Back then, Ultraman Seven's leg was discounted, and he didn't abuse Leo so desperately!
"Don't worry, it's all leather balls here, and it hurts a little bit at most when it hits your body, and it won't kill anyone." Xia Di grinned, showed a warm smile and began pUA:
"Ming Fei, becoming stronger is not something that can be done by moving your mouth.
If you don't have the determination to work hard with blood and sweat, you can only be a half-asser forever, watching everything you regard as treasures being destroyed, and finally crying silently with remorse, hating yourself for not working harder in the first place.
Would you like to be a bystander all the time like you did last night? ”
As soon as these words came out, Lu Mingfei, who originally wanted to say something nonsense, suddenly stopped.
Somehow, he suddenly thought of Ultraman Leo, and felt that he was inexplicably similar to him.
They all have a master who likes to have fun with their apprentices, and they all have a haunting younger brother who is good at self-regulating their emotions and has an unpleasant relationship with their colleagues/classmates......
Leo's hometown was destroyed and he wandered to Earth alone. I finally met many like-minded partners and people I liked, but because of my lack of strength, I could only watch them die tragically at the hands of the disc creatures.
And he, Lu Mingfei, was originally alone, but because he came to his uncle's house, he had the opportunity to meet Uncle Xia, Senior Brother and Xia Mi, and became less lonely.
Is it possible that someday in the future, he will also lose everything he has like Leo?
The elders who were also teachers and friends were seriously injured and dying, all the partners who fought side by side were killed, the younger brothers were captured and imprisoned, and the beloved girl died in an invisible place......
Would it have ended differently if we had worked hard from now on, instead of hating our own weakness after failing like Leo?
No, it won't.
Uncle Xia is not a star cluster, and he Lu Mingfei is not Fengyuan, and there is absolutely no similarity between their futures!
The young man with the gun looked at the jeep, and there seemed to be a lion cub hidden in his eyes: "Come, today I want to show you what real technology is." ”
Isn't it just a dodgeball, playing games and he hasn't been afraid of it!
"Good." Xia Di nodded with satisfaction, then his expression changed suddenly, and he pressed the mechanism with a cruel smile, and in an instant, countless rubber balls shot out of the barrel.
"Damn, don't talk about martial arts!" Lu Mingfei's pride and ambition disappeared in front of the overwhelming rubber ball, and he grabbed Gangniel and began to move in a serpentine position.
While running, he shouted: "Throw so many rubber balls at will, if you can't find them, it will pollute the environment, it doesn't matter if you hit me, what if you hurt the flowers and plants?" ”
"I don't bother you to bother, I use biodegradable materials, which are pure natural and additive-free, making it easier for nature to absorb." Xia Di drove unhurriedly and followed, reaching out to turn on the stereo and play the classic.
Lu Mingfei listened to the background music of the cat and mouse, and was angry and anxious, eager to become Jerry's big cousin on the spot, drag Lao Xia Tou out of the car and beat him.
But Lao Xiatou's steering wheel is too stable, no matter which direction he dodges, he can quickly follow, and the most disgusting thing is that this person can still predict his position.
At first, he also wanted to learn from the ancient famous generals to dance their guns to block arrows and bounce back the rubber balls, but the result was a smashed headbag.
This Gangneir is heavy, he can throw himself out with a big movement, and it is not at all that he can control at this stage, so it is better to run away obediently.
And on the hillside not far away, Fingal, who had followed him all the way, hid in a tree and peeked through a telescope, only to see the future junior brother writhing around there as if he was dodging something, and from time to time he grinned and turned around and scolded the jeep behind him.
"Are they playing any special game?" Fingal scratched his head, unable to understand.
Could it be that this is actually the training method of Chinese kung fu in the new era?
Amazing!