"I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore!"

The next morning, in one of the luxurious double suites at the Hilton, a teenager with messy hair let out a sonorous roar, followed by a carp that ejected into bed and repeated the same steps as yesterday.

"Old Xiatou, take your life!"

Xia Di, who was lying on the bed, turned sideways to avoid Xiao Lu's Leo Fei kick, and when he was about to imitate Wu Song pressing his hammer, he reached out and dragged him to the bed, and then lifted the quilt so fast that only the afterimage remained, trapping Xiao Lu into a caterpillar.

After doing all this, Xia Di lazily leaned his head on Mao Maolu's stomach and suppressed the young man's struggle with the power of a song: "Why did I provoke you again?" ”

He had been watching the play last night, and he didn't have time to pay attention to Xiao Lu's performance in the dream, so he squinted his eyes a little at the moment to see what happened last night.

In general, it was Xiao Lu's classmates who were punched in the case of a successful sneak attack, seized the opportunity, and fought more and more bravely.

"Huh-" Forgive Xia Di for not holding back his laughter, but the confusion and stunned in Xiao Lu's eyes when he flew out upside down was too comic to imitate.

"Why did you mess with me, you don't know yourself?" Lu Mingfei tried hard to turn over and escape from the quilt prison, but the head that pressed on his six-pack abs was like a five-finger mountain, and he couldn't move under the pressure, so he could only twist his two ends like a maggot.

"If you can't beat it, you can't beat it, and it's too much to hang up."

Thinking that he had the upper hand last night and was knocked out by the red-haired kid who turned into a Super Saiyan with a punch, Lu Mingfei was angry in his heart, and seriously suspected that Lao Xia Tou was secretly targeting him, and let the other party hang up and confiscate his hanging, causing him to only be beaten.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Xia Di looked no longer surprised, took out a few secret books from his pocket, spread them out and held them up in front of Lu Mingfei: "Let's see, which kung fu do you want to learn." ”

Mao Maolu took a look and found that the secrets of the blue-covered books in front of him were "Summer Style Bajiquan", "Swimming Baguazhang", "Xinyi Liuhe Boxing (Xingyi Boxing)", "Black Dragon Eighteen Hands" and "Unlimited Fighting", just looking at the name is very bluffing.

Looking at a few martial arts cheats, Xiao Lu's mind was full of thoughts, all of which were wonderful pictures of the red-haired boy pressing the red-haired boy to the ground after his martial arts attainment.

Suddenly, he tried his best to make a posture that embraced all rivers: "Elementary school students only make choices, and junior high school students certainly want all of them!" ”

"Let me go, today I'm going to let you know what a martial arts genius is!"

Although the martial arts cheats that Lao Xia Tou took out are not the classic martial arts that everyone knows in the world such as "Rulai Divine Palm" and "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon", he has fantasized about having a strong martial arts since he was a child, and he is not picky about the path of punishing evil and promoting good, and his current goal is just to overturn the red-haired boy.

Anyway, that guy can only punch like himself, and when he finishes practicing, he will still be in place, and then the red-haired boy will suffer from old sins!

"Very good, worthy of my optimistic cub, with high ambitions." Xia Di nodded with satisfaction, and slapped the secret note in front of Lu Mingfei:

"But you have to eat one bite at a time, and you have to practice kung fu one by one, so it's completely unrealistic for you to learn five books in one go, so pick one you like and learn it first."

Hearing this, Xiao Lu set his sights on the five secret books, and the most satisfying thing was definitely "Xia's Baji Boxing", which was improved by the old Xia Tou, and the power must be the best among them, but the difficulty of learning would definitely not be small.

If he wants to press the red-haired boy to the ground as soon as possible, he must choose a simpler and easier kung fu to use.

"Swimming Baguazhang" and "Heart Liuhe Fist" have not heard or understood at all, "Black Dragon Eighteen Hands" sounds like a massage technique of traditional Chinese medicine orthopedics, and it feels like it should be the same type as "Baduanjin".

Then the rest is left with this book "Unrestricted Fighting", Lu Mingfei has seen unrestricted fighting matches on TV, which refers to defeating an opponent with bare hands without any restrictions.

But obviously, Lao Xia Tou would not give him a kung fu that was only suitable for fighting in the ring.

Sensing that his gaze fell on "Unrestricted Fighting", Xia Di patted Xiao Lu's stomach approvingly, sat up and introduced: "Unrestricted fighting, you can attack the opponent with any part of your body with your bare hands, and it can also help you find something suitable to be used as a weapon as quickly as possible on any occasion. ”

For fear that Lu Ming would not understand, he also deliberately added: "After learning this kung fu, you can also become Jackie Chan and declare invincible when you enter the Furniture City." ”

"Uncle, I'll learn this!" When Lu Mingfei heard that he could incarnate as the god of war in Furniture City like one of his idols, Jackie Chan, he immediately closed his mouth excitedly, saying that he would start teaching right away without further ado!

"Very good, then I will teach you the most important method of unlimited martial arts now, and it is also the mental method that every disciple must learn-" Old Xia Tou said, and under Lu Mingfei's expectant gaze, he took out a book with a red cover and a thickness of about two centimeters:

"Huaxia Criminal Law!"

With a "bang", the annotated version of the Criminal Law was slapped by Xia Di in front of Xiaolu's classmates:

"This kung fu pays attention to either you don't shoot, someone must be carried away, and if you are too murderous, it is easy to have a bad impact on teenagers. Although you are still a minor and have legal protection, in order to prevent you from developing bad habits, I must give you a good science ......"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Mingfei interrupted Xia Di's words: "Uncle, didn't I come to learn kung fu?" ”

Looking at the young man's clear eyes with a little ignorance and stupidity, Xia Di said earnestly: "Ming Fei, do you know what happened to Wu Song when he slaughtered Ximen Qing in public? ”

"Well, it seems to be forty with the spine of a rod, and two thousand miles with a thorn." Lu Mingfei likes Wu Song very much, and he likes this tiger hero the most in the whole Water Margin, so he has a deep memory of the ending after he killed the adulterer and adulteress.

In addition to Wu Erlang, he also likes the two brothers Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong, and the one he dislikes the most is the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi who lost his birth outline.

I can't say why, it's clear that the other party is also a poor person, but I just can't like it, and I even feel a little disgusted.

Perhaps this is the answer to the saying, the poor must have something to hate.

"But what does this have to do with criminal law?" Lu Ming was puzzled, he only watched the story of the Three Kingdoms and the Water Margin, and didn't pay much attention to the details.

"It's a big deal, if Wu Song didn't deliberately pull a thing or two with Pan Jinlian, fight with Ximen Qing first and then kill someone, it would be intentional murder, not a mistake in the middle of the brawl and kill him." Xia Di gave Lu Mingfei a science popularization of the difference between legitimate defense, excessive defense, premeditated murder and manslaughter, and the various effects it brings, and Lu Mingfei seemed to be opened to a new world after some scientific popularization.

"Uncle, I've come to my senses!" Lu Mingfei broke free of the quilt and held up the "Criminal Law" and "Unrestricted Fighting", as solemn as Jesus holding up the Bible.

This "Criminal Law" is related to the future of him and his senior brother to fight all over the world invincible, and successfully exploded the old Xia Tou gold coin, which must be firmly grasped, and then must be carefully studied with the senior brother.

No wonder when he first met, Lao Xia Tou told him that he should not talk about martial arts, it turned out that he had been paving the way for today, and he was really a sinister adult with a long-term vision.

I like it though.

Xiao Lu couldn't wait to open the criminal law, looking at the ten chapters and four hundred and fifty-two criminal laws in the catalog, the brain that was surging with blood in an instant became calm again, and his IQ also reoccupied the high ground:

"Uncle, if I'm not mistaken, I just wanted to learn a little kung fu at first, why is it now learning how to escape the law after killing someone? Are you teaching me to become a grandmaster or an outlaw? ”

It must be emphasized here that he was not frightened by the complicated legal provisions, but he felt that he was young and his physical and mental development was not perfect, and such early exposure to murder and arson would affect his physical and mental health.

It's just that the words have already been said about this, how could Xia Di let him go: "Don't worry, I know a very good criminal law teacher, and what he is best at is using all kinds of vivid and interesting experiences...... Ah no, the short story explains the criminal law to the students, and guarantees that your learning process will be full of fun! ”

"Uncle, did you just say that you leaked your mouth?" Lu Mingfei's eyes shook, and the lion hiding inside was about to vomit: "What did that Xingfa teacher go through?!" ”

Could it be that guy is actually a murderer who has committed all the crimes in the criminal law but no one can punish him?

"No, his name is Zhang San, and he's just an ordinary extralegal fanatic." Xia Di laughed, and pulled Lu Mingfei to wash:

"Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face, and when we go to the prison to see him, we should go to the Star Finals."

Lu Mingfei: ??!

The boy jumped to his feet and struggled: "You still say that he is not a murderer?" ”

In this regard, Xia Di just said lightly: "Don't get me wrong, he just recently played extraordinarily and sent the defendant, the defendant's lawyer and the judge into it together." ”

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Synopsis: "I just want to stay at home, study spells, transform puppets, make more money, and get a few invention patents ......"

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(End of chapter)