Chapter 205: Can You Have Some Batman's Hell Jokes?
"Ouch, you can hear me saying bad things about you from behind my back so far away, why can't you hear the jingle of those star spirit abacus when they are about to yin you?"
"In a hurry?"
"Am you upset that the black history was leaked by me?"
"Why don't I say more, let you turn your grief and anger into strength, break through the seal and regain your freedom in one fell swoop?"
Seeing that the behemoth had a consciousness, Xia Di not only did not restrain himself, but even intensified his momentum a little, and the corners of Lu Mingze's eyes twitched, for fear that the dragon on the opposite side would swallow the two of them with several planets next to him in his stomach.
"Shut up." A few wisps of anger appeared in the dragon's eyes, stopping Xia Di's next unwarranted smear.
"What's the matter with calling me?"
Hearing this, Lu Mingze reacted, it turned out that it was not the starry sky dragon that noticed that someone was saying bad things about him and projected his will into his brother's dream, but the unscrupulous guy in front of him took the initiative to call the other party's phone.
He said, how can anyone in this world come over to find out and even retaliate because others are saying bad things about him behind his back, it is too cautious and shameless.
Xia Di, who was struggling, raised his eyebrows, glanced at the little boy beside him out of the corner of his eye, and a sneer of unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"It's okay, it's just that there is a stupid kid here who has the same disease as you, I want you two to get to know each other, exchange the experience of being imprisoned and having people draw blood for experiments, and see how you can successfully escape from prison in the shortest possible time."
“……”x2
Xia Di stretched out his hand to hug Lu Mingze's thin shoulders, and showed off to the dragon with a good look: "Come, let me introduce you, this is my good boy Lu Mingze, who can soak in mercury every day and enjoy the happiness of piercing his heart with an arrow." ”
Then he pointed to the mighty dragon and introduced: "Narusawa, that guy's name is Aurelian Thor, and he is nicknamed the Star Casting Dragon King, don't look at his dragon height and big head, he is actually not smart, you can call him Uncle Thor or Uncle stupid." ”
“……”x2
How long are you going to play this meme?
Spider-Man recruited you to mess with you and tell his hell jokes every day?!
Can you have more of Batman's, I want to see Lu Lincheng shot to death!
Lu Mingze was silent and regretted very impulsively, if he did it again, he would definitely not cooperate obediently.
Putting Xia Di's hand on his shoulder, the little boy's overstressed golden eyes returned to pale gold, and he saluted very gentlemanly: "Hello, Your Excellency Sol." ”
confirmed that his eyes were the ones who couldn't be beaten, Lu Mingze was extremely humble and polite, for fear that the dragon on the other side would also be as careful as an unscrupulous writer, after all, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to Xia are black, so they have to guard against it.
But fortunately, this star-casting dragon king is not so wild and uninhibited, and his voice has a hint of gentleness, and I don't know if he has found a victim who is sympathetic: "Hello, polite little dragon." ”
Even after an unknown number of dimensions, Aurelian Thor could still tell at a glance that this human cub was actually a dragon.
Both are fellow patients...... Ah no, they are fellow inmates, and they should have a lot of common language, but because there is an inappropriate guy next to him who wants to listen with great interest, he naturally doesn't want to let him see the joke.
What's more, in terms of the strength of the two and Xia Di's description, the treatment of the two of them is completely different.
Lu Mingze could vaguely sense that the crown with cracks in front of the star-casting dragon king's forehead contained some kind of mysterious prohibition, but he felt that he should not be able to restrain this dragon king with the ability to cast stars, there should be something else restraining the other party.
Apparently his guess was correct, and Aurelian Saul's next words were filled with resentment, and the object of his complaint was none other than Xia Di: "If it weren't for the fear of breaking your toys, those dastardly star spirits would have been crumbled into crumbs by me." ”
An unscrupulous author spread his hands: "Blame me?" ”
"I still say the same thing, don't complain about the society, practice more dishes, and watch more brain teasers if your brain is not good."
"It's obvious that you are embarrassed and embarrassed to break the game violently, what is the matter of putting the responsibility on me, I don't carry this pot."
"And the toy I made is so sturdy, as long as you don't use Starfall, it will still fall apart on its own?"
Hearing this, the Star Casting Dragon King retorted: "That's what you asked me to take care of back then, if it weren't for Ben Long's keeping of his promises, how could that group of cowardly mice have the opportunity to assassinate Ben Long!" ”
Lu Mingze listened to it in a fog, and he didn't know what the toy in their mouths was, but it could never be Kamen Rider and Ultraman's transformation device anyway.
"Alright, don't quibble here." Xia Di waved his hand to pause the meaningless argument and patted Lu Mingze's head: "I still have some things to deal with, you can share some tips for breaking the seal with me, a good boy, and by the way, arrange a meeting gift or something." ”
As he spoke, he didn't wait for the reactions of both parties, and the figure disappeared in place, leaving Lu Mingze and Aurelian Thor staring at each other.
After being silent for a long time, it was finally the Star Casting Dragon King who spoke first: "So, you are really Xia Di's youngest son?" ”
Lu Mingze: "......"
I'm not, I'm not talking nonsense!
Thor's huge dragon pupils looked at the boy who was like a little bean sprout, exuding a weak aura all over his body, and continued to ask, "What about your brother, is he also as malnourished as you?" ”
“…… He was suffering from growing pains. ”
……
The ridicule between Uncle Long and Nephew Long will be put aside for a moment, and we will synchronize our gaze with Xia Di.
When it was late at night in China, the United States on the other side of the ocean had just passed noon.
Located in the Bronx borough of upstate New York, this is the district with the most parkland in New York's five boroughs, and its residents are predominantly of African and Latin American descent, with a lesser Asian population.
Naturally, the Bronx has one of the highest crime rates in the country, and until 1990 it was a veritable hotbed of criminals, and arson crimes were frequent in residential areas, forcing the New York City government to strike hard against evil.
But just as the town where the University of Chicago is located is a gang-infested lawless area, the Bronx has also given birth to a number of key schools.
And in this district, there is a school that is about to enter the ranks of 100-year-old schools - Riverdale Country School, or Riverdale School for short.
Founded in 1907, this coeducational day college preparatory school is the largest campus in the region, with kindergarten, elementary, middle and high school offerings.
The surrounding environment of River Valley School is extremely beautiful, which can be said to satisfy the stereotype of many Muyang dogs about American colleges and universities.
Covering an area of 28 acres, the community has all kinds of architectural, teaching and entertainment facilities, which can fully meet the various needs of students, and at this moment, two tall men and a slightly short but imposing young man have quietly arrived.
A handsome man with golden hair shook his backpack and asked the black-haired, black-eyed, flat-faced Asian youth in a very pompous tone: "Hey Yuan, do you know why our guns only have 30 rounds?" ”
The super perception brought by the royal bloodline made Yuan Zhisheng sense the ill-intentioned in the golden retriever's words, so he just shook his head and didn't squeak.
Since the last time he had a fist-to-heart deal with the Ministry of Information, he knew from other classmates that the people here are strange and strange one by one, and they belong to the type of person who has customers who come to the door for fear of disturbing the guests.
Wayne, who tried to use the Desert Eagle to demonstrate his gun fighting skills, had only joined the Department of Information for a few days, and had been trained into the shape of a sand sculpture, and the golden retriever in front of him was said to be the most feared sand sculpture in the Department of Information.
Fingal glanced at Russell's backpack and said helplessly: "I guess if Yuan answers, then your next question is why you need three magazines." ”
"Worthy of being a minister, understand me!"
"Don't tell hell jokes all the time, be careful of being deported." Fingal sighed, another day to greet the parents of the wine bags and rice bags in the executive department.
(End of chapter)