Chapter 272: Seagod Sankao and Seaemperor Trident
In the raging current, Caesar was forced to stop his momentum by holding his shoulders, and he was only ten centimeters away from making close contact with the fishing boat.
Not glad for a moment that he had survived, Caesar struggled to turn his neck to look back.
The loud noise just now made him feel ominous, and he desperately wanted to know if his newfound killer whale friend was safe, and by the way, to see who could bring people to rest in the wild current.
However, the raging sea suppressed any movement of his head, as if he had been welded to death, and his long golden hair surged wildly like the tentacles of a jellyfish against the plank at the bottom of the fishing boat, and if it had not been for the hand that held him firmly in place, he would have either crashed into the inside of the fishing boat or been crushed by the sea and could not move.
Just when he was thinking about whether to grab this life-saving hand and forcibly twist his body, a gentle and a little lazy, slow like a sloth suddenly sounded in his ears:
"Young boy~ Did you drop this gold axe, or this silver axe, or this ordinary iron axe that is still a little rusty?"
Caesar: (°—°〃)
In any case, the ability to stabilize one's body in the turbulence of the sea can barely be attributed to the spirit of words, but talking in the water is a bit excessive.
After checking it twice, the sound was ringing in my ears, accompanied by the sound of bubbles bursting from the violent surge of seawater.
"Who the hell grunt......" Shocked, Caesar subconsciously opened his mouth to speak, but was unexpectedly poured a mouthful of water, and almost choked himself.
Fortunately, the person who pressed his shoulder had always given full marks in reading comprehension, and still said in that lazy and gentle voice:
"Don't be afraid, I am the river god and have no malice."
These words were full of points, and Caesar didn't know where to spit it out for a while.
Not to mention that he had only a surfboard left on his body except for his clothes, and he didn't carry a sharp weapon such as an axe at all, but this is a vast ocean, when will it be the turn of the river god to be on duty.
But even if Poseidon goes to his lover for a tryst, there are other sea gods in charge of the sea, where is your turn to perform on stage with a little river god?
Caesar's enlightenment book when he was a child was "Aesop's Fables", and he naturally knew the story of the river god and the gold and silver axe, although in some rumors, the river god is actually the incarnation of Hermes, the god of commerce, travelers, thieves and livestock in ancient Greek mythology, both of which are the twelve main gods of Olympus.
What, Hermes didn't have an official wife?
That's fine.
"Young boy, I always feel like you're thinking about something very rude~" The river god's voice was a little confused, and he couldn't help but tighten Caesar's hand a little, forcing the blonde boy to suppress the chaotic thoughts in his heart.
Suddenly, Caesar's huddled body was broken one hundred and eighty degrees by the large hand on his shoulder.
At this time, there were countless fine bubbles blocking his vision at the bottom of the sea because of the turbulent waves, and he couldn't see the situation of the killer whales in the distance, so he could only let his eyes fall on the person in front of him.
Unexpectedly, the self-proclaimed river god has an Asian face, wearing the same long black trench coat and black suit that Keanu Reeves wore in the movie The Matrix, except for holding three axes of different colors instead of a submachine gun, and wearing a pair of sunglasses on his face just before the savior Neo.
"Are the gods so fashionable these days?" Caesar couldn't help but complain in his heart, knowing the nature of the world, he didn't think that there were really gods on this planet, and the existence of gods recorded by humans in ancient times was just dragons.
Just like the guy in front of him, although he didn't ignite the golden pupils and exude the majesty of being a dragon, Caesar still saw at a glance that he was not human, after all, how could anyone stand firm in such a big wave, and his hair and windbreaker were not messy!
"Young boy~ The times are developing, society is progressing, and the gods can't show their breasts like before, only wearing a hip skirt and leggings to walk around the birds, and deliberately exposing their bodies in public places can be punished with detention for more than 5 days and less than 10 days, and the "Public Security Administration Punishment Law" is understood."
Xia Di pinched Caesar's shoulder, signaled the young man not to make a fuss, just smeared some hairspray, the national football team played on the field for 90 minutes without messing up his hairstyle, where did he go.
"Okay, don't interrupt yet, hurry up and choose, which of these three axes did you drop?"
Put away the hippie smile, Xia Di, disguised as a river god, put on a serious expression, handed the gold, silver and black axe to Caesar, and by the way, released his shoulder and buckled a goldfish bowl-style breathing helmet, so that the young man who was already blushing from breathlessness took a big breath.
All three were short-handled logging axes of ordinary shape, and Caesar replied without hesitation: "I didn't drop an axe, I dropped a surfboard." ”
Although he didn't understand what this dragon disguised as a human was doing, it seemed that he didn't mean to hurt himself for now, so he was willing to play this childish role-playing game with the other party.
"Very good, you are an honest child." Xia Di was greatly relieved to hear this, and his right hand holding the three axes squeezed it hard, and pinched it into countless disintegrating three-color points of light in the stunned gaze of the golden-haired boy.
A solemn and sacred aria sounded at the bottom of the sea, and Caesar's vision was covered by a golden and blue light, which gradually shrank after a few seconds before turning into a long pillar of light in the river god's hands.
Xia Di blew into the pillar of light, blowing away the light spots that lingered in his hands, and at the same time, he also used the heavy sea water behind Caesar. As soon as it was blowing, the sea became more and more manic, and the already shaky fishing boat flew out in a whirl as if it had been pulled by a spinning top, leaving countless wrecks along the way.
Feeling the tremor behind him, Caesar's eyelids jumped, and his heart jumped as if it contained thousands of Australian kangaroos, and he couldn't suppress the heartbeat that seemed to jump out of his chest through the strong pectoralis major muscle and the sea.
The light dissipated, Xia Di held a gold, silver and black stick made of unknown metal, with a pleased smile: "Don't give up when you encounter danger, don't abandon your companions when you're in danger, don't hesitate in the face of temptation, congratulations, you have successfully passed the three tests of the sea god - the adventure of the brave, the trial of the brave, and the faith of the brave!" ”
When Caesar heard this, his face was full of question marks, and he suspected that the waves were too big and the water entered his brain from his ears just now, what sea god three tests, what brave people's adventures, trials and beliefs, why couldn't he understand what this person was saying?
Do these three things have anything to do with his experience today?
And aren't you a river god? Why did you preside over the three exams of Poseidon?
But it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, Xia Di's script will continue.
"Come, this is your reward for passing the three exams of the Sea God - the Sea Emperor Trident." Xia Di held the trident shaped like a burning stick and solemnly handed it to Caesar.
Looking at the metal stick in front of him, about 170 centimeters long, about the same height as himself, Caesar's eyes became more and more confused.
Is there something wrong with the world, or is there something wrong with him?
The Neptune Trident probably shouldn't look like this, right?
Why is there only a halberd and no halberd spear?
Where did you hide your halberd spear?
Originally, when he saw Xia Di pinching the axe into a stick, he still suspected that the dragon in front of him had mastered the esoteric alchemy, and might even be the legendary King of Bronze and Fire, but now he didn't think so.
This is clearly a joke!
"Ahem, don't look at me like that, I'll be shy." Xia Di said this, and there was no trace of shame on his face as thick as a city wall, and he forced the Sea Emperor Trident into Caesar's hand:
"Originally, there was Ugin Vibranium Edman Gold, but I misappropriated it and the materials were not enough, and the three axes could only do this at most, so you will use it."
The words were brazen, but Caesar didn't feel that there was anything wrong, the essence of society is to be graded layer by layer, that is, the continuous exploitation of the upper class by the bottom, not to mention that in the dragon civilization, human beings have always been in a weak position, and those high-level lives have been accustomed to exploiting human beings.
And as the young head of the Gattuso family, he is naturally a member of the exploiting class.
Reach out and hold the heavy stick...... The Sea Emperor Trident, there is no vision of the sky and the earth changing and the sea surging endlessly, not even the buzzing and trembling necessary for the selection of the artifact or the faint sense of joy, Caesar holds the halberd handle of the trident and feels it carefully, and there is nothing else to think about except for the weight.
It's like a strip of rebar.
Caesar muttered to himself what kind of crooked idea this Xiu teasing dragon was playing, and heard Xia Di say: "Since you have passed the three exams of the sea god and obtained the sea emperor trident, you must take the responsibility of guarding the sea."
Don't look at this is a halberd handle, it still has the power to control the sea and command the sea creatures, in order to get you familiar with your own power as soon as possible, I will give you a simple task to sink the group of dog hunters in the nearby sea with people and boats.
After you complete the mission, Black Tiger and Ah Fu will take you to me. ”
Afraid that Caesar didn't know who the joint fish was, Xia Di raised his hand and beckoned two huge killer whales, one of which was the one who saved Caesar, and he named it Ah Fu.
This guy is the little clever ghost who came to him yesterday with a tiger shark in his mouth to ask for dragon jerky, and the black tiger is his sister, and his temper is quite short-tempered.
Just now he blew the fishing boat to the keel in one breath, and the fishermen who survived the disaster fluttered in the icy waters, struggling to survive like the cetacean sharks they tortured and slaughtered, and the black tiger came from a distance with the whales, flicking their thick and powerful tails to whiff these guys who committed boundless killing.
They can tear people apart with one tail, but they still carefully retract their power and kick the ball.
It really, I cried to death. JPG
Caesar watched in a daze as Xia Di took out a large bag of jerky from his pocket and fed it to the two animal actors, obviously he was wearing a helmet that blocked the sea water and smell, and he could still smell the smell of meat, which was outrageous.
He touched his stomach and swallowed his saliva, if he had come to Japan from Italy, it meant that it had only been a few hours since he capsized in the tsunami, and it was dinner time.
It's a pity that Xia Di didn't mean to give him a share, and stuffed all the dragon jerky into the mouth of the black tiger Ah Fu: "Don't look at it, this thing can't be eaten with your current physique." ”
Caesar pursed his lips and didn't speak, although his physical fitness can be called strong in the half-breed, but if he wants to compare with this group of killer whales that are several meters long and weigh several tons, it can only be self-inflicted.
"My name is Caesar, Caesar Gattuso, and you haven't told me your name yet." The golden-haired boy wanted to ask Xia Di if the earthquake and tsunami were his faults, but the gentleman did not stand under the dangerous wall, and no matter how he was in secondary school, he would not dig a hole for himself without getting out of danger like the stupid fork protagonist in the anime.
Although Caesar has lived like a protagonist since he was a child, he knows that the protagonist's aura is not necessarily always with him, maybe the halo needs to be recharged and disappears for a while at the moment when the protagonist dies, and when it comes back, he finds that the protagonist himself has died, he will not make such a low-level mistake.
"I am the god of the river."
"I know, but your name ......"
"Call me the river god!"
"But this is the ...... sea"
“I am the River God!”
“……”
"Well, you win." Caesar sighed helplessly, he had also suffered too much impact at the end of the day, and he almost forgot the truth that he couldn't be angry with the guy with his brain.
Looking at Frost, the surrogate head of the family, who was on crutches in middle age, Caesar seriously suspected that he had suffered a stroke because of his anger with the stallion daddy, and only regained his mobility after trying to resuscitate him.
The young man slandered in his heart, and he didn't notice that Xia Di's eyes suddenly became meaningful.
"Come on, do a good job, boy, after the deed is done, your benefits are indispensable." Stretching out his hand on Caesar's shoulder, Xia Di showed a bright smile, and then turned the golden retriever boy into a human spinning top with his hand, spinning wildly in the sea water, attracting strong onlookers such as Black Tiger Ah Fu, while he himself faded away, hiding his merit and fame.
"What is he doing?" )~”
"Boom (play)~"
"Boo (I'm going to play too)~"
After a moment of conversation, the killer whales played a game of circles around the Caesar spinning top.
……
Tokyo, Genji Heavy Industries Co., Ltd. building.
The building, which was originally guarded by hundreds of people every night, was now a little empty, and all the high-ranking officials of the Eight Snake Families rushed to the family shrine for a meeting to discuss how to press the "god" to death in the embryo, and to discuss whether to cooperate with the academy headquarters, and how to destroy the evidence afterwards to prevent the headquarters from catching the handle and regaining control of the Japanese branch.
At this moment, there are not many people left behind in the headquarters, but in order to prevent the fierce ghosts from stealing the house, there are many high-level half-bloods among the left-behind personnel, including two retainers of the young master of the Eight Snake Families.
The crow and the yaksha sat in the monitoring room and smoked a cigarette, swallowing the clouds and spitting fog without forgetting to talk about a young master who was far away on the other side of the ocean.
"Speaking of which, the young master will be back tomorrow, and I don't know if he will bring us some gifts."
"Thinking too much, the most annoying thing for the young master is rough people like us."
"Ah, righteous friend or something, really...... Poof, I was so young when I was younger. ”
"Be quiet, if we are heard, we will all be dealt with by the family law." The crow motioned to the Yaksha not to be so presumptuous, after all, it was the young lord who swore allegiance, and verbal respect was still essential.
"Come on, those old guys didn't take the young master seriously at all, otherwise it would not be possible for such an important meeting to let us, the young master's retainers, not listen, but let us act as security guards in the building here." Yaksha spat out a smoke ring and said dissatisfiedly:
"This is the safest place in all of Tokyo, and the fierce ghosts will attack here when they lose their minds and go crazy."
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(End of chapter)