Chapter 291: My Name is Caesar, Report Your Name!
With the sea water stained red by fish blood in front of them, the sound of a great victory in their ears, and the fishy smell of the sea breeze mixed with an imperceptible stench, the dragon-slaying quartet were shocked by the primitive and bloody violent scene, and it took a long time for them to come back to their senses.
Witnessing the killer whale VS mermaid with a battle lasting nearly two and a half minutes, Lu Mingfei could only sigh: "It's too brutal!" ”
To tell the truth, if it weren't for Lao Xiatou's previous science popularization of the real world and the civilization of the dragon race, he would have suspected that the two species were infected with alien virus mutations, and the source of infection was the meteor that was smashed down by his wish during the summer vacation, didn't the news say that it happened to fall on the Pacific Ocean.
It's also outrageous, he just wanted his parents to come back as soon as possible, so as not to become a regret for his waiting, and was favored by CCTV to make a public service announcement for his lonely and widowed childhood, who expected that the meteor would fall in the Pacific Ocean on the day he made his wish.
It's all to blame on that music radio station, what is not good to play, but "Sad Pacific".
Just thinking about it, most of the dragon deeds of Lao Xiatou's popular science appeared abroad, and his parents put aside thousands of years of domestic history and threw them abroad regardless of the day, it is difficult to say whether they are engaged in geological surveys and digging people's ancestral graves by the way, or secretly studying the dragon civilization.
He was rambling to diverge his thoughts, and Chu Zihang also fell into contemplation again.
When I was at the aquarium before, the narrator told visitors about the habits of killer whales that they are highly social animals, usually acting in groups of families, ranging from seven or eight to hundreds.
It stands to reason that such an important thing as guarding the evil dragon should not be the only five that appeared just now.
After all, with the Japanese whaling habits and the non-stop attacks of mermaids, the five are absolutely not good.
So the question is, where did the rest of the killer whales who guarded the seal go?
Take the initiative to hunt killerfish, or do you die of being wounded in years of fighting and evading the Japanese hunt?
Susie withdrew her gaze, and found that both boys were lost in thought, so she turned to look at Eri, who was now staring at the crimson sea in a daze, dyeing the red in her eyes more and more brilliantly.
Somehow, Susie inexplicably felt that Eri Yi was a little strange at the moment, as if the whole person was undergoing some kind of sublimation from the bloodline, but her appearance had not changed in any way, and her face was still the expression that seemed to be downsizing about life and death without sadness and no preferences.
Her eyes were firmly attracted by the delicate girl like a doll, and her heart was throbbing, and she wanted to call the pear protector, but after turning her head with difficulty, she found that the guy had found a set of fine fishing tackle, a small horse, a fishing box, a lure rod, bait and a sun umbrella, and the cold-faced boy who was much more mature was responsible for setting the table and setting the fire, and when the fish was caught, she could scrape the scales and disembowel the belly for cooking.
Such a skillful operation made Susie stunned on the spot.
Didn't these two guys still have a serious face just now, as if they were thinking about a major matter related to the safety of all mankind, how could they turn their heads and become a donkey friend who came out to go out for a picnic?
The girl couldn't help but rub her eyes, suspecting that the porridge she had just drunk was really mixed with hallucinogens, and all this in front of her was just a drug-induced hallucination.
However, when she put down her hand, she found that there was a red-haired figure next to Lu Mingfei, who was about to make a nest, and just now it felt like the Dilu Beast was super evolved and ready to transform into a celestial beast, and now it became a curious baby, sitting on Lu Mingfei's pony with her beloved big-headed bear doll in her arms, and watched him ruin the magic medicine porridge with some reluctance.
No, there was a vicious fight just now, why are you so quick to act like a nobody, and still have the leisure to fish?
The unlucky guy who fell into the sea doesn't care about it, Lu Mingfei, didn't you say that you would take Eri Yi to wash her stomach?
Could it be that because Erika is a lady of the underworld, she can automatically be exempted from the harm of the drugs commonly used in the underworld?
"Something must be wrong with me." Susie raised her hand to her forehead to see if she was showing signs of a hot head, but everything was fine when she started, and she was even a little chilly because of the sea breeze.
Oh no, am I the one who is abnormal?
The sense of husky déjà vu that blends in with the wolves grows stronger, and Susie falls into self-doubt.
At this moment, the sea breeze suddenly smelled of milk, and then a cup of hot milk was handed to her.
Looking up, I saw that the boy who was more beautiful than a girl was holding a bone china cup, the handle of the cup was facing him, there were wisps of heat in the cup, and the cold voice couldn't hear much warmth, but the dark and deep eyes were full of imperceptible concern: "The conditions are limited, let's drink some hot milk first, and breakfast will be good later." ”
The short-haired girl looked at the eyes that seemed to hide the deep space universe, subconsciously took the hot milk that had just been warmed, her eyes unnaturally shifted to the bone china cup, and then quickly stabilized her inexplicably accelerated heartbeat, and nodded: "Thank you." ”
Chu Zihang shook his head and said that he was not polite, turned around and poured the hot milk in the pot into the cup, and sent it to Lu Mingfei and Hui Liyi, who were sitting on the edge of the cliff.
Looking at the straight back, Susie saw the shadow of a good wife and mother in a boy for the first time.
Taking a sip of hot milk at just the right temperature, the girl said in her heart: "How can you be more feminine than me......"
The milk has a soft and smooth taste, with a faint sweetness, which should be sweetened to neutralize the milky smell of pure milk to a certain extent.
Damn, he's so skilled!
Chu Zihang didn't know what Susie was thinking behind him, of course, even if he knew, he wouldn't explain too much, after all, this was just one of his daily routines.
Before his parents divorced, the only request he had for his father, who was disguised as a waste wood, was to prepare a cup of hot milk for his mother before going to bed.
It's strange, I lost my wife, but I still remember a glass of milk.
At first, he was also puzzled, but after going to his grandfather's house for a while, he realized that this was a habit that his mother had developed since childhood.
She doesn't sleep well, often wakes up in the middle of the night, and can only sleep soundly by drinking a glass of hot milk with half a spoonful of sugar before going to bed.
In the past, there was a grandmother who gave her hot milk to drink, and then there was a waste wood father to give her hot milk to drink, and now he is in charge of hot milk, and the girlfriends sometimes laugh at her for being a good woman, and whenever this time she will hold herself into her arms, and her expression is proud.
And now that his mother is not around, he doesn't have to worry about the craft of hot milk.
Two cups of hot milk reaped Lu Mingfei's thanks and Eriyi's favorability +1, Chu Zihang began to prepare breakfast, his four-dimensional pocket contained a lot of ingredients, and the reason why he came out to eat it was purely because he didn't know how to make it, and he was worried that he would spoil the good things.
On the beach, Lu Mingfei, who had finished drying hot milk in one go, felt that he was full of Pawa, licked the milk stains off his mouth after handing the cup to Eri Yi, held the lunch box with both hands, and threw out all the packed preserved eggs and lean porridge with all his might.
Lao Xia Tou told him that a Hainan warlord had found a way to effectively solve the problem of going out to sea to fish without bait and nesting, that is, to bring a seasick man and let him eat well before going to sea.
The food that has been digested has such an effect, not to mention the unused porridge water in his hands.
"Old Xia bless, let me catch a big fish! Little shrimp bless, let me connect the rod to explode! Throwing out all three portions of porridge, Lu Mingfei picked up the fishing rod and shook it hard, ready to test which of Lao Xia or Xiao Xia was more effective.
And at this moment, a strong sea breeze blew, and the long hair of Eri Yi was whipped on Lu Mingfei's face like a thin whip, so that he couldn't help but sneeze several times: "Goo, someone is scolding me?" ”
Obviously, there is.
"Who litters? Do you have a sense of public morality?! About ten meters away from the cliff, Caesar, who had just stepped on the waves and rushed to the vicinity of the cliff, couldn't help but look up and curse.
Almost, just a little, his dignified young master Gattuso, the man who will lead the Gattuso family to glory in the future, is about to turn into a soup chicken, drenched not in the rain, but in an unknown viscous object that is suspected of vomit.
If he hadn't just adjusted the angle, the three consecutive blows would have landed on his head.
Looking back at the unidentified object that had been left behind and drowned in the waves, Caesar wondered if he might delay the meeting with the killer whales and warn the people who were polluting the ocean by throwing garbage from high altitudes.
But before he could make up his mind, the surfboard under his feet suddenly stopped, like a wild horse being caught by a cowboy, and before he could react to what had happened, the whole person was overturned, and at the last moment, he saw his surfboard soar out of gravity.
"Che cazzoè questo (what the fuck is this) grunt grunt~?!"
"Big fish, it's a big fish, you can't be wrong, this must be a big fish!" On the cliff, Lu Mingfei, who had just thrown out a shot and was about to sit cross-legged, didn't touch the ground, but was dragged forward by the sudden huge force, and almost fell directly off the cliff.
Lu Mingfei, who stabilized his figure, didn't have time to be afraid, grabbed the lure fishing rod with both hands, and his body fell backwards suddenly, trying his best to pull up the big fish at the bottom of the sea.
Uncle Xia was right, it turned out that fishing and nesting was the key, so it didn't take long for the bait to be thrown down, and a big fish were hooked.
Sure enough, Lao Xia Tou is more effective than small shrimp!
"Haha, this fish is so strong!"
Lu Mingfei smiled wildly and turned the reel, the whole fishing rod seemed to be bent at any time, but he didn't panic at all, this was a special sea fishing rod specially prepared for him by Lao Xiatou, how could he burst the rod as soon as he appeared.
"Uhhh!!hh
The roar here attracted the attention of Chu Zihang and Susie, and the handsome young man with facial paralysis immediately took out a chopping board, kitchen knife and scale scraper, and Susie took over and began to cut the onions, ginger and garlic seasonings, everything seemed so natural.
The only one who seemed a little out of place was Erika, who sat on the pony and looked out to sea, her delicate little face, her eyes changed from curiosity to doubt, and finally to indescribable complex emotions.
She turned her head to look at Lu Mingfei, who looked like a fisherman with excitement on his face, and then looked at the surfboard shaking around in mid-air by the sea breeze, and she didn't know what to think for a while.
That is, she doesn't have enough common sense, otherwise she would have said "worthy of being a fisherman, you can catch anything except fish".
"Drink—come up, you !!" With Lu Mingfei's continuous action of reeling the line, his big fish was finally dragged up the sea cliff seven or eight meters high, revealing the true face of Lushan.
“……”x4
Looking at the "big fish" that was one person tall, more than half a meter wide, ten centimeters thick, and weighed about twenty kilograms, the elated Lu Mingfei fell silent, Susie who was boiling water silently turned off the fire, Chu Zihang also put down the scale scraper and wooden knife in his hand, and Hui Liyi wanted to laugh but didn't know how to laugh, only a pair of boyish eyebrows were bent.
"Ahem, mistake, it's a mistake." Lu Mingfei coughed dryly twice, and his face, which was flushed with excessive excitement, was only embarrassed, and he barely defended himself in the eyes of the three friends:
"Don't you see that this surfboard looks like a fish, and if you don't catch a fish, it's not an air force...... Catch a surfboard...... Can the matter of the fishing guy be called the Air Force? ”
He defended himself in the end, but in order to save his respect, he could only say difficult words one after another, such as "the mountain boar can't eat fine health, and the sea fish can't eat medicinal porridge", "the wind was strong just now, and another shot will definitely catch the fish", which caused Susie to laugh, and the two iceberg "beauties" also had a slight pursion at the corners of their mouths, and the sea cliff was full of happy air.
Lu Mingfei successfully changed the topic, and was about to confirm his strength to everyone present, and thought of Eri Yi, who seemed to be snickering just now, he suddenly stopped swinging, gently pinched the girl's pink and soft cheeks full of collagen, and exhaled: "You saw it all just now, right, why don't you remind me?" ”
The red-haired girl blinked her big eyes like anime characters, her red eyes turned left and right, and finally decided to pretend to be innocent like anime characters staring at them.
It's just that people pretend to be innocent and have more or less pitiful expressions and tears in the corners of their eyes, and her cold face and eyes are not very bright, how do you look like she is saying: swollen bun, are you not convinced?
"Hey, you ......"
Lu Mingfei was just about to give her a facial massage, when suddenly there was a "snap" on the edge of the sea cliff, and he saw a big hand with distinct bones clapping on the wet and cold rock wall, and then a head with a messy golden hair poked out, and he let out a deafening cry without even breathing:
"Who's fishing for surfboards?!"
As soon as the words fell, Lu Mingfei's hand pinching his face loosened, and Eri Yi took a half step back, and quickly reacted to block in front of him, staring at the blonde monster that suddenly refreshed with the big-headed bear rider in her arms, and her hand was already unconsciously resting on the pendant on her chest.
She didn't remind Lu Mingfei just now, it was her fault, and now is the time to make amends!
Seeing this, Lu Mingfei hurriedly pressed her hand and whispered "Jiaoduo sack", indicating that this is not an enemy, so he took two steps forward to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, I accidentally caught your surfboard just now." ”
To be honest, at first when he saw the wet but bright-colored blonde hair and this unique way of debuting, Lu Mingfei almost thought that this was Shufen, who was far away on the other side of the ocean, learned that he wanted to learn to surf, so he traveled thousands of miles to teach on the spot, but listening to the English with a London accent and the obviously smaller physique, he was sure that he was thinking too much.
"Huh-huh~" Caesar, who swam to the shore against the offshore current and climbed up in one breath, gasped heavily, and his muscular arms were propped up on the cliff wall and wanted to climb up, but because of the excessive physical exertion, he couldn't climb up for a while, and the whole person froze in that atmosphere with some subtle embarrassment.
But fortunately, Lu Mingfei stepped forward in time and helped pull it, so he didn't get stuck there without getting up or down.
Climbing the sea cliff, Caesar met the curious and scrutinizing gazes of the four Asians, trying to calm the violent heartbeat and breathing, reaching out and combing the scattered long golden hair to the back of his head, revealing a face as handsome as a Greek sculpture without friends, a pair of sea-blue eyes exuding the majesty of the superior, and the bare Trident of the Sea Emperor in his hand added a bit of bravery to it.
And his muscles all over his body have become extraordinarily swollen due to congestion after strenuous exercise, and his exaggerated pectoralis major muscles and chocolate board abdominal muscles have clear contours and clear lines, which are the type that will make people drool when they sleep at night when they see it in Europe and the United States.
But this is Asia, one is a strong woman who has been taught by her father since she was a child that "men and women are different", "men and women are not kissed", and "if a boy wants to bully her, break his legs", and the other is a "problem girl" who still can't figure out the difference between men and women.
Caesar is now in his early seventies at a height of one meter, enough to overlook everyone present, and because of his disgust with the Japanese and the "air raid" that happened just now, he subconsciously classified Lu Mingfei and others as "nasty things", with undisguised disgust in his eyes.
Of course, this was only for the two men present, and when he looked at the two beautiful women, the cold in his eyes would retract and turn to a warm and elegant smile. Even if he was bare-chested at the moment, one could make one think that he was actually wearing an invisible evening gown, with a red bow tie and a red rose in his breast pocket.
After all, the tradition of the Gattuso family is to treat women with elegance and thoughtfulness, to behave like the most orthodox gentleman in the world, and to make people feel like a spring breeze, which is why the members of the Gattuso family have always been very popular with the opposite sex, and even produced a world-famous stallion.
Perhaps because his differential treatment was too obvious, Chu Zihang and Lu Mingfei quietly moved a step sideways, blocking the undisguised sight of this foreign young man who was suspected of being a pervert.
Among them, Lu Mingfei felt sorry for his unintentional mistakes, and did not say too much, and was ignored by Caesar as a weak footbasin chicken, and the future emperor of the unruly Gattuso family never paid attention to the weak, he only focused on the handsome young man with an expressionless face, cold eyes and a hint of evil, and a black and purple wooden knife in his hand.
This guy is kind of interesting.
"My name is Caesar, and I give you your name."
(End of chapter)