Chapter 347: What a big snake
Su Qiubai was originally sitting on the bench in the seaside corridor watching the sea, Xia Luoxi sat on her right, and Mu Xia accompanied Huanmeng to the beach to play in the water......
Coldly, a man squeezed to her left, and opened his mouth to say: "Little sister, do you have an appointment?" I'm 18 cm! ”
Su Qiubai turned his head and saw that it was He Yong.
A playful smile appeared on her face: "18 centimeters?" I used to have that too! ”
He Yong was taken aback!
"! Miss, don't make such a big joke, okay? ”
Su Qiubai said with a smile: "In these years, no one believes the truth......
"How is that possible? Are you a fool to me? ”
"Hehe, can you stay away from me? , I'm not familiar with you, thank you! ”
Su Qiubai moved his fart to the right. stock, approached Xia Luoxi, and left a position between him and He Yong.
He Yong came over cheekily, and wanted to reach out to grab Su Qiubai's waist.
Su Qiubai's face instantly turned cold: "Take care of your hands, unless you don't want it." ”
He Yong suddenly came up arrogantly: "Don't you know me?" ”
"I know, aren't you the diving captain who was slapped by Mu Xia on the plane before?"
"I TM......"
He Yong forcibly found a sense of existence: "My name is He Yong, and I have won the diving world championship!" ”
Su Qiubai: "You were slapped by Mu Xia." ”
He Yong continued: "I have 37 gold medals and 18 silver medals! ”
Su Qiubai: "You were slapped by Mu Xia." ”
He Yong was unconvinced: "I got a total of 60 million in bonuses, and I have a house in the second ring road of Kyoto. ”
Su Qiubai: "You were slapped by Mu Xia." ”
He Yong confessed: "Can you stop mentioning Mu Xia?" ”
Su Qiubai: "Is your minister still telling you to roll?" ”
TMD, this sister can't flirt......
In the past, He Yong only needed to reveal the identity of his national athlete, the world diving champion.
There will always be countless girls who take the initiative to ask for a relationship, plus he looks decent and has a little money, which is indeed the mate selection standard for most girls.
He Yong has always been invincible in the love field.
Why do you keep planting girls today?
was slapped by Mu Xia and didn't mention it, Xia Luoxi obviously rejected him thousands of miles away, and now he was beaten mercilessly by Su Qiubai.
Uncomfortable......
The point is that you can't get off the stage yet!
He Yong was stunned here, pretending that he was also watching the sea, and he didn't leave by Su Qiubai's side!
Until Mu Xia came back with the dream......
He Yong trembled!
Mu Xia's eyes were full of murderous anger: "What are you doing here?" ”
He Yong said: "I'm looking at the sea here, what's in your way?" ”
"Yes, I warn you, stay away from my sister!"
He Yong was stunned, Su Qiubai is Mu Xia's sister?
Although both of them are very beautiful, their facial features are not similar at all......
Mu Xia snorted: "Don't leave yet?" ”
"Why are you driving me away in a public place? I don't believe you can still beat people in public places without law? ”
Mu Xia was impatient, let go of Dream's little hand and stepped forward: "You fuck! ”
"Bang!"
Mu Xia slapped him to the ground with a palm, and shouted, "Get out of Lao Tzu!" ”
Su Qiubai couldn't cry or laugh, pulled her and said: "Xia Xia, don't be so rude, people are also athletes who win glory for the country!" ”
"Just like a bear, he still wins glory for the country, it's embarrassing."
He Yong stood up with the handle of the bench and said angrily: "You waited for me, I will ask Minister Cao to complain about you beating national athletes, and I will ask him to apply for disqualification of your athlete and expel you from the national team." ”
"Go, anyway, that Minister Cao of your family is not a good thing, I will arrange him with me if I am in a hurry!"
"Cut, pretend!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm pretending, you go to him and complain about me!"
"Just go!"
He Yong patted his ass. shares, walked back to the Olympic Village.
Mu Xia looked at his back as he left angrily, and spat into the flower garden next to him: "Stupid! ”
Su Qiubai hurriedly pulled her to sit down beside him: "Okay, okay, when will you be a little more ladylike than my sister-in-law?" ”
"I've been rude all my life, and I can't change it!"
"Hahaha......"
……
At 8 p.m. the next day, the Sydney Sports Centre hosted the grand opening ceremony of the World Games. When the athletes' phalanx paraded into the stadium, the players of the esports team also made their official appearance as athletes for the first time in the world's sports competition, second only to the Olympic Games.
For the first time, esports was recognized as an official sport.
This is a blessing for countless esports people, who can get rid of those criticisms and chase their dreams openly.
Except, of course, those bastards who use esports as an excuse to escape from reality and life.
In fact, there is a fundamental difference between e-sports and addiction to games, the most obvious example is these players in the national e-sports team, they are very serious in life, trying to be a better version of themselves, exuding the positive energy of hard work, and in this regard, it is the same as other athletes.
On the contrary, those who escape from reality, fail to indulge in video games, or even embark on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes, those who cannot be called e-sports people.
This is the essential difference, first of all, we must have a correct mentality and a good three views.
After the opening ceremony, which lasted for more than three hours, the end of the ceremony lasted for more than an hour.
It's midnight back in the Olympic Village......
Su Qiubai looked tired, walked into the bathroom with a change of clothes and was about to wash and sleep, but he was so frightened that his face turned pale, and a scream shocked the whole building!
"Ah!!!h
Mu Xia hurriedly rushed in: "What's wrong?" ”
Su Qiubai's little face turned pale, and his hand trembled violently and pointed to the toilet......
There, entrenched in a big snake with a thick bowl!
"Cut, isn't it just a snake? Don't be afraid of Australia's characteristics! ”
"Not afraid? Aren't you afraid of what are you shaking? ”
"What, I'll get it away!"
As she spoke, Mu Xia picked up the mop on the back of the bathroom door, closed the toilet lid, and knocked the flush button.
"Goo-goo-goo...... Goo Goo ......"
You can hear a chilling tumbling sound coming from the toilet!
It seems to have been washed down......
Then, a scream sounded downstairs, and the sound was a little familiar, a bit like He Yong.
After a loud ping-pong sound, He Yong's voice was heard......
"! The sewer pipe burst! What a big snake that fell in! ”
"! This snake is covered in! ”
"! It's crawling into my bed! ”
"! It's crawling on me! ”
"! It's going to strangle me! ”
Just hearing his roar, the picture sense has already come out......
Upstairs, Mu Xia, Su Qiubai, and Phantom Dream looked at each other, it wouldn't be such a coincidence, right? He Yong lives downstairs from them? And he just burst the sewer pipe right there in his room?
"Hahaha......"
The three girls suddenly fell asleep, and fell on the bed holding their stomachs and laughed wildly.
Listening to the chaos downstairs, it seemed that someone rushed into He Yong's room and killed the snake and saved his life.
Then, I heard He Yong crying sadly for more than an hour......
……
It happened that He Yong's game was on the second day, and the e-sports team also came to watch the game, and they wanted to see if He Yong, the champion captain, really had something.
When it was He Yong's turn to appear, he walked up to the ten-meter platform with a solemn face, his face looked a little wrong, and he had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, it is estimated that he didn't sleep all night last night, and such an unbelievable thing happened, it would be strange to be able to sleep well......
I saw that he was ready to make a move, and then jumped off the high platform with a leap, turned around and somersaulted for three and a half weeks, and his aerial posture was perfect!
Water ......
"Smack!"
There was a loud bang on the surface of the water, and a big wave exploded!
He Yong's fart. The strand entered the water first, and the splash even splashed the referee's bench......
"0 points!"
He Yong swam back to the shore, and when he saw his score, he walked back to the backstage in despair.
Su Qiubai was a little sympathetic to He Yong: "He's so miserable......"
Mu Xia said: "I'm afraid it's not because of last night's incident, poofhahahaha......"
Su Qiubai slapped her: "Don't say it, I laughed so much that my stomach cramped last night, you still mention it, hahahaha!" ”
"Ouch, I can't help it, my stomach hurts!"
"Hahaha
"No, no, we're going too far!"
"Yes, yes, yes, how can you say that everyone is an athlete, you can't make fun of him, well, don't laugh!"
"Hold on, hold on!"
Fortunately, in the second round, He Yong adjusted his mentality and completed a super difficult action plus a perfect water pressure into the water and scored 9.8 points.
"It's okay, this guy still has something."