Chapter 222: The Walking Piggy Bank
Continuing to look down, an even more bizarre picture slowly unfolded in front of Byron along with the expression of the text.
"The country has warm winters and cool summers.
The houses here are not made of bricks, but of honey biscuits. The roof of the house is not paved with tiles, but with egg pancakes.
In this happy country, every house is surrounded by a fence with various sausages, and instead of water, there is wine of various flavors gushing out of the well.
Fresh bread grows on the birch and willow trees in this country, and milk flows in the river, and when the bread matures and falls into the river, it becomes milk bread.
Roasted geese, ducks, thrushes, grouse, steers, pheasants flew in the sky
The piglet is roasted in sour cream, with a cutlery and cutlery stuck in its back, and walks around all year round, with carved gold and silver plates on its tail.
The leaves of the oak tree are gold or silver coins, and if you want, you can just knock them down with a stick.
What is even more strange is that on the various unnamed trees of the Great Forest, all kinds of clothes will grow, including waistcoats, skirts, dresses, boleros, coats, cloaks, trousers"
The rest of the people around listened to Byron read out this absurd fairy tale word by word, and their faces couldn't help but show longing.
"If only we could live in a place like that.
There is no hunger, no poverty, you are proficient in eating, drinking, and having fun, and you can reach out and get the gifts of nature if you want to get anything.
Of course, it would be perfect if a wife could grow directly on the tree and assign one to one for us bachelors. ”
Jacqueline's three sentences exposed the nature of the chameleon.
Obviously, if there really is such a place in the world, Byron's "wine, sex, wealth, and gas" are afraid that they will have no resistance at all.
Hearing the well gushing out of the wine, [Blood Red Whiskey] Alfred couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
It's the perfect "drink" on life's menu.
Go to that foodie's paradise and lie on the ground and nibble on two bites, and you can complete more than half of the menu of life.
Nearby, the "groundhog" is already calculating how much underground vault it needs to build to store the gold leaves of an entire forest.
This was when Catherine's Mithril Dragon didn't come.
Violet's breathing was also slightly rapid, and she squeezed to his side, sticking her head out to read the words on the journal.
Originally, Byron thought that he only had three generals: wine, sex, and wealth, and there was still one "qi" that represented extreme emotions and original sin for the time being.
Until he learns that the end of Violet's forbidden knowledge is actually the mythical creature [Witch of Calamity].
Only then did I realize that I had already completed the collection card before I knew it.
Because according to the theory put forward by the Inquisition during the witch hunt, as long as the word "witch" is included in the transcendent route, then the source of power must be traced back to the legendary seven deadly sins.
Among them, the [Rift Whale] Leviathan precisely represents the "jealousy" of the seven deadly sins!
"Whoever wants to work diligently, do good deeds, and fight against evil will be regarded as an enemy of the state and will be expelled from the country.
Whoever is stupid, greedy, ignorant of anything, and can only eat, drink, and be merry can get the title of nobility.
The most greedy, vicious, lazy, gluttonous will be the great king of the kingdom of Silarafuja! ”
After reading the last paragraph, even those elite marines couldn't help but whisper to each other.
It is human nature to indulge in indulgence and hard work.
The inhabitants of the Old World generally believed that a man who could do nothing every day, living only on the rent and interest of the land, was a truly decent gentleman.
Also called rentier.
Whatever can be obtained through the shedding of blood, there is no sweat, and the whole people are ashamed of their labor.
For the laity, the place where the church propagandizes a good life and strict rules is not the kingdom of heaven, but the kingdom of Silarafuja is the real kingdom of heaven.
Violet, who has not lacked material wealth since she was a child, was the first to come back to her senses, frowning slightly:
"It's supposed to be an old fairy tale that I don't know where it came from.
From the beginning of the statement, 'Learn the way from the blind, and only those who have no feet can go', the country of Silarafuja is a place that exists only in fantasy.
It doesn't really mean anything to us."
However, her words were not finished.
"Hmph"
The bushes nearby shook suddenly, and a small gray-black boar emerged from the bushes.
Although his body size was only the size of a winter melon, he was not afraid of people at all, and he raised his head and snorted at them.
Jacqueline, who was still in a trance, patted her barren chest and spit out the tip of her pink tongue:
"I was shocked, I thought there was really a roast suckling pig. Wait, something is wrong with this pig. ”
Fortune Migus reacted faster than she did.
looked at the "wild boar" that suddenly came out, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Because he found that although this is not a roast suckling pig, it is his favorite - money pig.
To be more precise, it turned out to be a pottery piggy bank in the shape of a pig!
Running around like a real pig at the moment.
"Money pig? A walking piggy bank?
I'm not dreaming, somebody's going to pinch me. ”
There was an exclamation in the ranks, and many rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
Byron, however, knew that what was in front of him was not a hallucination.
Anywhere in the Old World, a piggy bank running around is undoubtedly nonsense.
But in those secret realms that seem to be intertwined with reality and illusion, everything is possible.
Especially when the [Hidden: The Mystery of Treasure Island's Wealth Growth] solution density quietly advanced from 25% to 32%, proving that this is not fake news.
He also did not forget to popularize the hidden knowledge of the transcendent world for the team members:
"The secret realm that appears in the material world originates from the gap between reality and the essentia sea.
The essentia sea is located on the periphery of the sea of the collective human subconscious, where the history and collective memory of the entire human race are precipitated.
Most of the secret realms born from this will be mixed with twisted legends and myths as backgrounds.
Perhaps this fairy tale is not meaningless, and the mythological background of this treasure island is most likely the so-called country of Silarafuya. ”
A new question arises.
That's the red macaw recorded in Uncle Andrew's logbook, and where is it sacred?
"Hmph"
While everyone was still shocked that the world was too magical, the little piggy bank was not very peaceful.
Gouging the front hooves, from time to time he showed them a small rectangular hole in the back of a coin.
It's like urging them to deposit all the money they have in it, so that it can grow up quickly.
And Byron's eyes are good enough to clearly see the silver light shining inside its body, proving that this pig has goods in its belly!
Gus, who was closest to it, threw the dagger in his hand, injected it with a sense of presence, and when it fell back into his hand, it had turned into a huge mace that glistened with cold light.
"It's ridiculous, if you're a real boar who dares to provoke a tiger.
A piggy bank dares to ask us pirates for money?
I'd better bring it to you, I don't want to."
Syllable!
Gus took the mace and smashed it hard, and the little money pig suddenly exploded on the spot, and the black and gray pottery shards were torn apart.
At the same time, a flash of silver light appeared, and hundreds of shiny silver coins from various eras rolled around on the ground, blowing up everywhere.
Before they could count their first loot.
The screams of the little piggy bank before dying spread far away.
The next moment.
"Hmph"
"Hmph"
The sounds of wild boars could be heard everywhere in the surrounding rainforest, and then the earth shook.
Byron immediately took out the No. 12 Crystal Skull [Polaris God] he had just obtained and unfolded the real-time strategy map.
In an instant, dozens of hostile red dots, large and small, appeared on the map within a radius of 100 meters.
"All ready! Straight ahead, a wave of piggy banks is approaching! ”