Chapter 225: For the Creator's sake, I swear to scratch your ass
"Red, macaw, raps the fairy tale of the country of Syralafja
All the characteristics of this guy are exactly the same as those described by Uncle Andrew in his diary, is it possible that he is the same parrot from 11 years ago? ”
It's no wonder that Byron was skeptical and inconclusive.
Although a normal parrot has a lifespan of seventy or eighty years, it is entirely possible that it appeared in front of Andrew Lancaster 11 years ago and met the fat dragon 11 years later.
But don't forget, when Treasure Island disappeared into the physical world, the speed of time on the island was not synchronized with the outside world.
It can be seen from the decaying hull of the adventure ship that the outside world has passed at least 100 years in the past 11 years, and there is probably a time flow difference of at least ten times in between.
If the original parrot was still alive, it would have been at least 100 years old.
And that's not even counting the possibility that it was before Andrew Lancaster landed on the island, and it was not known how many years it had lived here.
The rest of the people didn't have the same stress response to the "macaw" as Byron did, and most of their vigilance was focused on the golden eggs that suddenly surrounded them.
No matter how strange a place may be, a talking parrot is a normal thing to take for granted, and is obviously much safer than those bizarre golden eggs.
"Musketeer test shot."
Boom!
One of the soldiers in the team shot at him and smashed a golden egg with great ease.
Moreover, like smashing a golden egg, with a splash of golden flowers, a pile of shiny silver coins flowed out of the eggshell.
"It's a silver coin?!"
The Barbary pirates didn't perform any better than Byron and his party, and they couldn't help but open their mouths wide when they saw this kind of impactful scene.
Even because the military discipline was more lax, before the commander gave the order, he couldn't help but shoot one after another and scrambled to smash the golden eggs.
Bang bang bang
In the continuous sound of explosions, only a few, including Byron, heard the macaw standing on the branch crying out in panic:
"Oh, my Creator, what have you stupid groundhogs done?
Others don't listen carefully when they speak, it's too rude, it's too barbaric, it's so rude, I'm going to scratch your ass with my claws! ”
Obviously, in the eyes of this macaw, their act of smashing golden eggs is clearly not a good idea.
The next moment.
As they prepare for a windfall, the pirate adventurers are shocked to find that very few of the giant golden eggs can blow up silver coins.
Just like the routine of most merchants smashing golden eggs, the probability of winning is no different from a pipe dream.
What's worse is that people have at most one "thank you for your patronage", it's good here, most of the eggshells that pop out of them are all evil and grotesque!
Huge and taller than a human, it looks like a monster formed by a combination of a hen and a human.
The hairless body is covered with pimples and sarcomas, and a golden chicken mouth, small chicken wings, and golden chicken feet protrude from a human face.
Walking, "Coo-goo!" "Coo-goo!" Screaming all over the place.
As soon as the egg whites on his body were dried, he immediately rushed towards the pirate team.
Fat Dragon and Octopus Man Hachi are all on the periphery of the team as pirate officers, and they are naturally the first to face these hen monsters.
[Fat Dragon] immediately ate his staple food geoduck, and his body was rapidly congested and swollen.
Swing two large boarding axes, which are easier to carry than anchors, and split the chicken monster that rushes in front of you in two.
Octopus Man Hachi is not left behind.
The core ability of a second-order professional-level beast tamer is called [Wild Ally], and after the spirit exceeds 5 points, each increase in spirit can contract a new monster.
and can get a slight buff to one of the most prominent traits from the contract partner.
Hachi's contract object, except for a seagull messenger, is all huge sea beasts.
Coupled with the black magic he has mastered, his melee ability is not weak at all.
Unhurriedly, he took a step forward, and there were eight crisp sounds of long knives coming out of the sheath, and each of the eight thick arms with suction cups wrapped around a Fisher slashing sword.
A sneer in his mouth:
"Hens? It's just a small skill of carving insects, eat my secret swordsmanship - Eight Swords Flow, Tidal Vortex! ”
The eight arms flashed with a flash of swords, and a chicken monster was broken into thousands of pieces.
It's just that when he rushed towards the second chicken monster in the face of the rain of blood, one tentacle suddenly convulsed, didn't control the blade well, and almost slashed his head.
"Oops."
The original master's demeanor disappeared in an instant.
Byron, who was next to him, saw this scene, but there was no surprise on his face.
Although this [Octopus Samurai] is a beast trainer, his dream is to become a great sword master who has created his own school!
It's a pity that although he is very hard and diligent, he lacks the necessary swordsmanship and talent.
The progress of creating a genre, or even just coming up with a set of self-created swordsmanship, is far away.
Moreover, as we all know, the octopus is known as the three hearts and nine brains, and its nine brains are in the head and eight tentacles.
Of the total of about 500 million neurons, 40% are in the main brain, and the rest are scattered in the various secondary brains in the tentacles.
The main brain, which accounts for only 40% of the capacity, is not very smart itself, and the auxiliary brains in the tentacles are independent of each other and do not interfere with each other.
They often have their own little ideas, and they work against the mastermind of Hachi.
It's a disaster for swordsmanship!
The so-called Eight Knife Flow that uses eight knives at the same time in his mouth is actually a few blind slashes of the king's eight knives.
It happens even more often that I hurt myself.
If he hadn't had [Superspeed Regeneration], not to mention creating the Eight Knife Stream, I am afraid that he would have been reduced to the circus a long time ago and would have played a one-armed hero.
And it was this arm, or because it was the one who held the knife in the first place, and no matter how crazy it was, it wouldn't cut itself to survive.
The most excessive thing is that he always likes to give all kinds of shameful names to the mediocre sword, and finally shout it loudly to increase the momentum.
In Byron's opinion, this person is a typical person, and he is still addicted to food, and I am so crazy that I even cut myself.
Of course, the benefits are not impossible, such as:
"I don't have to cut it myself if I want to eat that tentacle!"
Sure enough, in the face of the siege of several chicken monsters, Octopus Hachi once again accidentally made a mistake, and the No. 3 tentacle cut off the No. 7 tentacle with a knife.
When the empty door was opened, he was grabbed and pecked by a group of chicken monsters with infinite strength, and he was immediately drenched in blood.
At first, he was still trying to wield the long knife and continued to stiffen his mouth:
"Ahh
Oh, I'll go, don't peck it, save me with five knives, fat dragon, brother save me! ”
But he accidentally chopped off one and another, and the names of the tricks kept decreasing.
Under the internal and external attacks, the remaining five hands did not seem to obey the call, and the scene was thrilling.
Byron used the tip of his axe to quietly pick the three thick red tentacles into the strange object used to store fresh ingredients on his waist.
borrowed the fat dragon's body to launch the "heart flow", and slightly displayed the essence of Fisher's swordsmanship, and blocked the attack for him.
It's just that there are too many chicken monsters rushing from all directions, and of course you can't rely on just the two of them.
Although the strength of the Barbary pirates was greatly weakened at this time, in order to stabilize the basic market of monopolizing several routes, [Blue Hair] did not allocate too many people.
Under the advice of the loyal fat dragon, the main ones who came were himself and the guards with a total of more than 120 people, and he didn't even bring a single third-order.
But just the blue hair alone was enough to suppress the audience.
Buzz——!
Taking a step forward, a blue circle of light seemed to flash overhead, and a heavy momentum like a mountain suddenly fell from the sky.
In the field, whether it was friend or foe, it was as if they were facing a fifth-order king-called dragon, and they subconsciously stopped their movements.
The blue-haired camel bell held a flat pig iron camel bell and shook it gently, and let out a low voice:
"Definitely!"
The core ability of a third-order beast tamer is called [Domination Sacred Seal], which includes a series of systematic abilities:
[Mass Monster Immobilization], [Mass Monster Domination], [Mass Psychic Synaesthesia], [Forced Covenant]
After fixing themselves, and then taking over the control, those chicken monsters immediately dizzy, staggered to find a big tree each, and crashed to death on it.
The enemies controlled by the [Group Monster Domination] are not like monsters with a complete contract, they can only be temporarily controlled, and they will consume a lot of time after a long time.
It's better to let them kill themselves.
The macaw didn't seem to expect that the strength of the people who landed on the island this time would be so strong, and he couldn't help but stand on the tree and be stunned for a moment.
[Blue-haired] Halding also noticed this uninvited guest, raised his head and asked, while activating the mind tamer's psychic synaesthesia:
"Hey, parrot over there, what were you talking about in the beginning? Do you know what these golden eggs are all about? ”
Verbal communication combined with extraordinary abilities makes it easy for even ordinary beasts with relatively low intelligence to communicate.
Hearing his question, the macaw proudly straightened its chest and twisted its head:
"Listen, listen, what does this hairless erect ape say?
Shouldn't we use honorifics when asking others?
For the Creator's sake, yes, First Officer Thomas, who has lived here for hundreds of years, certainly knows the secrets of Treasure Island.
But in view of your rudeness, I have decided not to tell you.
Goodbye, rude Homo erectus. ”
Although it has been spreading the fairy tale, it seems to have its own motives unknown, but there are obviously criteria for picking people.
The Barbary Pirates don't seem to qualify.
After saying that, he will flap his wings and leave.
Byron, who was quietly listening, changed his face when he heard this:
"How many hundred years have you lived? This parrot is most likely the one mentioned in Uncle Andrew's journal.
If it doesn't brag, it means that this island may not only have the art of turning stones into gold, but also the art of immortality! ”
Barbarossa Hairing didn't have the patience to talk to the parrot, and with a wave of the camel bell in his hand, he threw a [Forced Covenant] towards it.
But when that contract aura fell on the parrot, it shattered in an instant and did not play its due role.
On the contrary, the macaw, who claimed to be the first mate of Thomas, was completely enraged, and screamed in the air:
"Hey, you stupid groundhog, how dare you do anything to Thomas?
No one here will tell you the secrets of Treasure Island anymore, wait for you to die! Quack"
The macaw cursed them with its nimble tongue mimicking the crows' calls as it flapped its wings and flew away.
"Missed?"
[Blue hair] Hairing looked down at his palm, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while.
Byron was similarly thoughtful.
With the blue-haired transcendent rank of up to the fourth order, missing the game means two possibilities:
First, the opponent's level is the same as his, and of course it is impossible to capture the unscathed same rank with a random blow, but this is obviously impossible.
Another possibility is even greater, and that is that this parrot has already formed a similar master-slave contract and has its own master!
But in addition to Byron and his entourage, who were able to get close to the water and get the moon first, the Barbary pirates are undoubtedly the first echelon to land on the island.
On the island where the great pirate Flint used to hide his treasure, who will have their pets arriving sooner?
"Could it be that this guy's owner is actually"
Byron couldn't help but think of a possibility, and made up his mind that if the parrot found them later, he must find a way to keep it.