Chapter 109: The Language Trap

The land is vast and rich.

Five-star chefs and celebrity chefs in restaurants may sound a little unclear, but looking at the whole of China, people with this skill cannot be said to be like carp crossing the river, but the number is still quite large, so as long as the money is in place, there are still people who are willing to bend their waists and enter the hospital and be willing to be home chefs.

After all, Tang Yuan's work intensity here must be far lower than that of a five-star hotel or a famous restaurant, but the salary is still high, so someone is naturally willing to do such a rich and idle job.

In front of the wine and feast, Tang Yuan, as the host, said a few words, and then beckoned everyone to move their chopsticks to eat.

In a professional wine glass, the round and smooth ice hockey puck is soaked in amber liquor, and the light illuminates the puck, reflecting the brilliant and magnificent soft light.

The first whisky Tang Yuan opened was one of the Lang Mo twins, and the bottle of whiskey marked with 508 on the bottle mouth.

On the lips, the aromas of orange peel and raspberry are complemented by the characteristic bitterness of liquorice, black tea and chocolate, and the mixture of blackberry and smoke lingers on the throat for a long time.

"Is it good?"

Wen Muxue asked with some curiosity in her eyes after seeing Tang Yuan drink the wine.

"Would you like to try it?"

Tang Yuan smiled and gently pushed the wine glass in his hand towards Wen Muxue's side.

"Uh-huh!"

Wen Muxue nodded heavily, she picked up Tang Yuan's wine glass, her face showed a little expectation, and she took a sip like a dragonfly dotting water.

"Huh......"

"It's spicy!"

Just a small sip, Wen Muxue was a little unbearable, gently stuck out her tongue, and then hurriedly picked up the red wine glass next to her, covering the spicy whiskey with the taste of red wine.

Seeing Wen Muxue's reaction like this, Tang Yuan couldn't help but look embarrassed, shook his head slightly, and then turned his gaze to Li Qiming and the others.

At this time, Li Qiming, who had just been fighting with the unruly Guan Yuntao, was busy taking care of Song Qingru, who was belated, and was serving vegetables and pouring wine for each other, and at the same time told Song Qingru in detail what he had just seen and heard, like a peerless warm man.

"Damn!"

"This Li Qiming is really a friend who is heavy on sex and light on friends, and he is very immoral!"

"Is this dog food really hard to stuff in my mouth?"

Li Qiming and Song Qingru looked like you and me, which couldn't help but make Guan Yuntao look a little upset, and turned his head to Tang Yuan and complained.

"If you are envious, you can find a good girl, fall in love seriously, and then go back to the show, won't you have it?"

Tang Yuan smiled at the corner of his lips, picked up the wine glass and gently touched Guan Yuntao.

"Hey......"

"It's not that I don't want to be in a serious relationship, but I can't meet the right person."

The spicy liquor entered his throat, Guan Yuntao smacked his lips, then sighed lightly, and responded to Tang Yuan.

Tang Yuan put down his wine glass and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Then tell me, what kind of person should you think of the so-called right person?" ”

"Hmmm......"

"First of all, you must be kind and virtuous, you must have a good character, be innocent, and be empathetic. Secondly, you have to be beautiful and gentle, curvy, you don't have to be too tall, I like a girl with a small jasper type. In the end, you have to be independent, but you can't be too independent, you have to know how to pretend to be cute occasionally, and be coquettish with me or something. ”

Guan Yuntao pondered for a moment, then said a bunch of conditions in a scattered manner, and finally set his eyes on Tang Yuan, showing a little expectation: "Brother Yuan, is there such a girl by your side?" If so, can you help introduce her, I will definitely treat her with my 100% sincerity! ”

"Don't count on me, I don't have such a girl by my side." Tang Yuan's expression was a little speechless: "But there is a way that is sincerity and spirit, if you kowtow twice a day, maybe one day the gods and Buddhas will appear and let you meet the right person." ”

"Makes sense!"

"Brother Yuan, where do you think kowtowing is the easiest way to get the blessing of the gods and Buddhas?"

Guan Yuntao nodded heavily, and then asked again.

When Tang Yuan heard this, he pointed to the front of him, and replied with a serious face: "Go to the south, because it's very difficult!" ”

Guan Yuntao: "??? ”

Wen Muxue, who was sitting on the other side of Tang Yuan, heard the conversation between the two just now, and now looked at Guan Yuntao's sluggish and somewhat resentful expression, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh a little, covering her mouth and chuckling.

……

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

Although the alcohol content of whiskey is not as high as that of liquor, whiskey is much better than liquor.

In just over an hour, the second bottle of whiskey was halfway down.

At the round table, everyone was drinking.

Chen Yongbing is a player who drinks on his face, he is so drunk that his face is red at the moment, his left hand is holding Guan Yuntao, and his right hand is holding Yang Wenlong, the substitute of the basketball team of Gaojin College, and he is scolding his mother with his throat.

"I tell you, I will never forget in my life, I was beaten when I was 9 years old, my mother rolled the pin in her left hand and shoehorn in her right hand, and my father ran with a belt in her left hand and a skipping rope in her right hand, chasing me all over the district, and the two mixed doubles, beating me for two hours, and I didn't get out of bed for two days!"

When Guan Yuntao heard this, his face showed a little sympathy, just listening to the other party's description, he could imagine how badly Chen Yongbing was beaten.

"What's wrong?"

"Did you give the school a lesson?"

"Why are your parents so angry?"

Yang Wenlong asked with a smile, full of interest in the reason why Chen Yongbing was beaten.

"it!"

"I had a classmate at the time, and one day he suddenly gave me a disc, saying that there were super good movies in it, that is, under the age of 18, I had to ask my parents to watch it." When Chen Yongbing mentioned this, he couldn't help but grit his teeth a little: "I was innocent at the time, it happened to be a weekend, I called my parents when I got home, and after the disc started to be screened, the film shown was actually his grandmother's island country education film!" ”

"At that time, I was ignorant, I didn't know what an island education film was, I just saw two men and women start to undress, and before I could look down, my mother's big mouth had already been pumped over, and the picture was really tearful for those who saw it and sad for those who heard it!"

The more Chen Yongbing spoke, the more excited he became, the more Guan Yuntao and the others listened, the more they wanted to laugh, and finally after Chen Yongbing finished speaking, all the boys on the entire round table couldn't help laughing, and some were about to laugh under the table.

"What a fool."

Tang Yuan's face stiffened with laughter, he rubbed his face, and then set his eyes on Wen Muxue, who had a ruddy face, and suddenly became interested, leaned over to the other party, and teased in a low voice: "Xiao Muxue, do you know who Teacher Cang is?" ”

Faced with Tang Yuan's sudden inquiry, Wen Muxue's heartbeat accelerated slightly, she pretended to be calm, and asked suspiciously, "Who is Teacher Cang?" ”

"What about Jingu-sensei?"

"I don't know."

"What about Tsubaki-sensei?"

"I don't know."

"What about Sasa-sensei?"

Wen Muxue still shook her head, with a pure and innocent expression on her face.

"Then you should know Shinheng Yui, right?"

Tang Yuan's speech quickened, and he suddenly asked again.

"Huh?"

"Does Yui Shin Heng also make that kind of film?"

Wen Muxue was shocked, her beautiful eyes instantly widened, and she subconsciously asked.

Tang Yuan didn't answer, just looked at Wen Muxue with a smile in his eyes, with a little banter in his eyes.

When Wen Muxue saw Tang Yuan's expression, how could she not know that she had accidentally fallen into the language trap set by Tang Yuan for herself, which couldn't help but make her a little embarrassed, and she couldn't help but lightly hammer Tang Yuan twice.

"Senior, you're necrotic!"

Wen Muxue's face was red, and her voice was crisp and charming.

"Hahaha......"

When Tang Yuan heard this, he immediately couldn't help but laugh and laughed again.