Chapter 134: Gourd?
On a dark and windy night, the snake spirit stood on the top of the mountain, followed by two toads with red scarves.
"Report to the king, we have found the origin of the lotus seed, and it was picked up by the strange old man under the mountain and planted a gourd vine."
A toad reports to the snake spirit beside him.
"Hurd, gourd?"
The snake spirit looked shocked, and then his face changed dramatically.
The two little toad spirits thought that the king had thought of something important.
As a result, I heard a sentence.
"Fool, don't call me the king, call me the queen!"
Toad: Okay, okay, your focus is here, right?
"Okay King, no problem King."
"Hmph~"
The snake spirit raised her head arrogantly: "Go, little ones, follow this king to see the gourd out of that strange old man!" β
Toad Jingjia: "Okay king, no problem king." β
Toad essence B: ??? Wait, what did the king just say? Seed or?
After walking two steps, the snake spirit suddenly reacted: "I said don't call me the king, call me the queen." β
"Oh ho
Toad Jingjia: "The king is crazy again." β
Toad Jingyi: "It seems that yes, I heard that women who don't look for men for a long time will enter menopause early." β
The two toads looked at each other, then shivered at the same time.
Menopausal women are the most terrible thing, let's consider the problem of job hopping.
I heard that the king also has a younger sister who is hundreds of years younger than her, and it is estimated that menopause will come later.
Working at her was enough to hang up before menopause.
At the foot of the mountain.
Lu Chuan was dressed in coarse cloth clothes and held a water scoop in his hand.
I didn't see him scooping water from the water tank, but with a light splash, clear water swayed out of the water scoop.
"Master"
"Shut up!"
As soon as the red gourd baby spoke, she was stopped by Lu Chuan: "What is the name of TM grandpa, call Dad!" β
Calabash:.
They are all one and the same, as long as it is a memory agreed by Lu Chuan, these gourd babies can share it.
Of course, if Lu Chuan wants to play a little more exciting, he can also give up the synchronous link completely.
It's like the reincarnation of a god in the mortal world, getting married and having children, and then living until old age and death, or achieving a positive result.
At that time, when I receive the memories of these years, I suddenly have a lot of inexplicable coolness.
It was the first time for Lu Chuan to play this kind of doppelganger and reincarnation path, and in order to ensure the smooth cultivation, he naturally wanted to share some more memories with Hulumen.
But as it turned out, these guys had their own personalities.
From their behavior, it can effectively reflect Lu Chuan's own inner Jiujiu.
Like what
Dawa: "Dad, I heard that the snake spirit on the mountain has a sweet voice and a thin waist and big breasts"
"It's too wasteful to kill like this, it's better to catch it and do something happy"
Lu Chuan glanced at the eldest baby, and said in his heart I didn't expect you to inherit my sullen side.
But, you're too naked, I'm a decent person!
"Shut up, I. You're a positive character, and you're a positive character in a children's anime. β
"If it's rash, it will be dropped by river crabs!"
"Also, who allowed you to call me Daddy, call me Mouthful!"
As he spoke, Lu Chuan raised his hand and struck out a bolt of lightning, scorching the big baby's electricity.
Bang!
There was black smoke in the baby's mouth, and she didn't dare to speak.
Sanwa muttered in a low voice: "Hey, hey, hey, we're all the same, what kind of trouble are you going to make like this, don't think I don't know the stalk of the Roman Eye"
Bang!
Another flash of lightning scorched the iron-headed three babies black: "Before you speak next time, call me Daddy Lu first!" β
Seeing Lu Chuan like this, the other gourd babies were silent for a while.
After a while, the second baby with the best eyes suddenly had a golden light in her eyes: "Someone is coming, it's a snake spirit!" β
"Damn, you're getting into the plot so soon?"
Lu Chuan thought for a while: "According to the original plan!" Call me grandpa when someone comes, don't show your stuffing! β
The gourd babies were silent for a moment, pretending to sleep and grow up.
And Lu Chuan casually conjured up a large water tank, empty.
He threw the scoop into the water tank, and then carried the flat pole to the well not far away to fetch water.
Because they were pinching the time to leave, almost not long after leaving, the three snake spirits came.
As soon as he saw the gourd vine, the snake spirit's eyes obviously showed a trace of sluggishness and shock.
"You've really grown gourds!"
"That's not right, obviously the lotus seeds that fell out of the seven-colored lotus, why would they grow gourds!"
"Is it because this place is called Gourd Mountain, so gourds grow?"
"Wait, if it's called Cucumber Mountain, will it grow seven?"
"Oh ho ho ho ho, I really think too much, how can there be seven different colors of cucumbers~"
As he spoke, the snake spirit held his face with a nymphomaniac, and his slender waist writhed involuntarily.
Toad Jingjia rolled his eyes helplessly: "The king is a nymphomaniac again, in other words, the future of following this kind of king is really bright!" β
Toad Jingyi: "Be content, I heard that the scorpion king next door can eat two frogs in one meal, but fortunately I didn't jump ship." β
Smack!
When the two toad spirits were communicating, the snake spirit suddenly reacted and raised his hand to give one of them a pocket.
"Don't think I didn't hear it!"
Toad Jingjia: "Yes, has it been discovered, has it been discovered that we are going to change jobs?" β
Snake Spirit: "Don't call me the King, call me the Queen!" β
Toad Jingyi: "."
Anyway, the scorpion king only eats frogs, and it doesn't matter if I'm a toad, so it's better to go over and try your luck.
At this time, the snake spirit looked left and right and didn't find the so-called old man, and simply waved his hand: "Little ones, uproot this gourd vine and bring it to me."
Just as she was giving orders in high spirits, Lu Chuan came back with a snort and water.
During the walking action, the pectoralis major muscle trembled slightly in the open collar on the chest.
The snake spirit was silent for a moment, and two blushes appeared on his face.
Looking at Lu Chuan's face again, she immediately changed her words: "Go, tie this old man back to me!" β
"Huh?"
Toad Jingjia was stunned for a moment, but he and Toad Jingyi stepped forward to take Lu Chuan down and put it in the sack he carried with him.
The group carried Lu Chuan back, leaving only a series of them
"Grandpa, grandpa."
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On the way back, Toad Jingjia couldn't help but ask: "Speaking of the king, aren't we going to pull out the gourd vine, why did we only catch an old man and come back?" β
Toad Jingyi: "It's because it's delicious, right?" β
"You know the!"
The snake spirit secretly poked and poked at the sack: "This is called catching the thief and capturing the king first, you all learn something for me!" β
On the other side, the gourds shouted until they couldn't see the human figure.
The big baby said with a stinky expression: "Hmph, it turned out to be a long time ago"
Bang bang!
A series of lightning scorched the whole body of the big baby.
The other gourds shivered when they watched.
Qiwa, who had been silent, couldn't help but mutter: "It seems that the eldest brother must be stunted." β
(End of chapter)