Chapter 23: The Moment of Social Death

Liu Shen's Adam's apple rolled up and down, his head was a little dizzy by the scenery in front of him, and after coming back to his senses, he got up and came behind her with a smile, and kneading the shoulders of the beauty while looking at the mountains and mountains from a different angle.

"The young grandmother is the body of a daughter, and when she is tired, she has to rest and rest, Liu is not talented, and she happened to learn some massage techniques, and she is willing to share her worries for the young grandmother."

"Xiao Shenzi has some tricks~"

Pei Xueyan leaned back in the chair, the smile on her face was about to overflow, but she pretended to complain: "Somehow, my leg is also sore." ”

"Don't worry, young grandma, I'll rub it for you."

"And this foot ......"

"Pei Xueyan, don't go too far!"

Liu Shen saw that she still had the intention of taking off her shoes and socks, so she hurriedly stopped her in fright: "I'm a normal man with strong blood, don't let me not get off the stage." ”

It wasn't that his self-esteem was hurt, because he knew that Pei Xueyan was just taking the opportunity to tease himself;

He was already angry, and he was afraid that if he saw the jailer again, he would really do something out of the ordinary with a hot brain......

And Pei Xueyan saw him hunched back to his seat, as if he was hiding something when he walked, and realized that he had made a joke.

At the moment, he sneered, raised his eyebrows and quipped: "Don't be angry, I'm testing your heart~"

Liu Shen glared at her, and reprimanded angrily: "Aren't you afraid that my brain will be hot and put yourself in?" ”

"Just you?"

Pei Xueyan looked at him with a smile, and asked narrowly: "Tell me honestly, are you still a child?" ”

"Me??"

Liu Shen's face stiffened when he heard this, and his ears were faintly hot.

It is common for people to get married at the age of fourteen or fifteen, and he is a seventeen-year-old 'strong man' with strong blood, if he admits this kind of thing, where will he put his face?

Besides, the one who asked was a married widow, and the young grandmother who was a friend but secretly competed, let her know that she had to be laughed at to death?

"How could it be ......"

Liu Shenpi said with a smile: "As a friend, I don't want to hide it from you, the first thing I did when I got the monthly money at the dock was to run to the Qinglou, how could I still be a child." ”

He said and put on a posture of a veteran here, and sneered: "Young grandmother doesn't think that I haven't opened meat at the age of seventeen, right?" Inevitably, I underestimated me too much. ”

"That's a shame..."

Pei Xueyan sighed rather regretfully, and said to herself: "After my husband died, when I was packing up my belongings, I inadvertently turned out a book called "Tong Zi Gong", and I heard the old man say that it was found for my husband more than ten years ago, and it was an excellent solid book Pei Yuan internal strength. ”

"It's just that my husband has not been good at this since he was a child, so he pressed the "Tong Zigong" to the bottom of the box..."

"I also flipped through it because I was curious, and the "Tong Zi Gong" was indeed miraculous, but it was clearly written on the title page that this skill could only be practiced by the unlost Tong Zi of Yuanyang."

“……”

Liu Shen's disdain had already froze on his face.

Looking at Pei Xueyan's playful gaze, the toes in his shoes curled up...

"It's a pity, it's a pity~"

Pei Xueyan pretended to be sorry for a few times, and said like a fire: "Fang Cai, I heard you say that you want internal strength, I subconsciously thought of this, I never thought that you look young, but you are a prodigal son who lingers in the land of fireworks, that can only mean that you have nothing to do with this internal strength~"

"Okay, okay, let's play like this."

Liu Shen closed his eyes in pain, secretly hating in his heart, and couldn't wait to pout the woman in front of him who had dug a pit for himself now...

He no longer looked at Pei Xueyan's mocking gaze, and muttered to himself in a trembling voice: "I admit it, I admit it, I lied, I have never been to the Qinglou when I am so big, I have never opened meat, I have not lost Yuanyang, I have ...... so far I'm still a child..."

"Hahaha~~Hinata~"

Pei Xueyan laughed heartily when she heard this, and Le's tears burst into laughter, how could she still have the appearance of the Song family's grandmother in that unscrupulous appearance?

Smiling and smiling, she suddenly thought that she was still a big girl with yellow flowers, and the smile on her face gradually disappeared.

If you really count it, the drama of being married for a year is still a yellow flower girl, but it is much rarer than a seventeen-year-old child.

Everyone is just half a pound and eight taels......

Pei Xueyan was silent for a while with a smile, and asked, "Are you really a child?" ”

"Pei Xueyan, don't deceive people too much!"

Liu Shen's embarrassed eyes didn't dare to open when he heard the demonic laughter, but now when he heard her mention it again, he only felt that his temples on both sides were suddenly jumping, and the blue tendons on his forehead burst out.

He opened his eyes and said indignantly, "How can I prove this?" Do I have to take off my pants and show you? ”

"Ouch, don't be angry..."

Pei Xueyan glanced at him with disgust and explained: "I'm not laughing at you, but this matter is related to cultivation, and there is no room for any fake." ”

"Because I saw on the title page of "Tong Zi Gong", it said that if people who are not children forcibly practice, they may have the risk of retrograde meridians and going mad."

"I'm not worried about you, so I'll have to ask."

"If you really aren't a child, don't be reckless, it's a big deal, I'll go back to the old man and ask, and find a way to help you get a book of other internal skills."

“……”

Liu Shen's face softened when she heard this, and she also knew that she was concerned about herself, so she nodded writhingly and responded: "I'm really a child." It's about spiritual practice, so how can I joke with my own life? ”

"Hmm...... Well...... I believe..."

Pei Xueyan pursed the corners of her lips and nodded, as if she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, her pretty face was flushed.

"Pei Xueyan, I've put up with you for a long time!"

Seeing this, Liu Shen gritted his teeth in annoyance, slapped the table and shouted, "What's wrong with my child's body?" Am I wrong to clean myself and love myself? I want to give my most precious thing to a woman who can accompany me for the rest of my life, what's wrong? Shame on you? Is there something wrong? ”

"No, no, yes, no, I didn't laugh..."

Pei Xueyan hurriedly got up and said seriously: "You eat here first, I'll go home and find the book of "Tong Zi Gong" for you." ”

Seeing that Liu Shen's complexion did not improve, she changed her words, and said coquettishly as if coaxing a child: "Dissipate your anger, my brother is good~"

After that, she saw Liu Shen's forehead jumping with bruises, and slipped out with a smile.

"Hahaha~"

“……”

Liu Shen heard the demonic laughter coming back from outside, and the chopsticks in his hand were broken.

Then he didn't know what he thought, and the look of shame on his face disappeared, and he turned to a smile that was secretive.

"Friend, huh? Pure friendship, right? ”

Liu Shen stretched out his hand to hold down the red-skinned duck on the plate, as if holding down the young grandmother of the Song family who was wantonly teasing him, and then viciously ripped off a duck leg, and muttered while eating: "Pei Xueyan, if you are caught by me, I have to make this pure friendship become lip friendship!" ”

“……”