Chapter 67: The Line Between Life and Death
Sheng An'an and Mu Yumo didn't know that Mu Yanting had disappeared, and the two children who didn't sleep began to chat.
"I just followed a Douyin account, this person is funny, I'll show you." Sheng Anan shared with Mu Yumo a Douyin anchor he saw.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, the opening of the three funeral coffins is a big deal!"
"The luxury cemetery is finely decorated, suona crying and mourning one-stop, now the store is doing activities, and you can buy more than half price for the second monument! Complimentary burial day service! ”
"It doesn't matter if people live decently, they must be decent when they die, our service tenet is to let customers walk decently and die at ease!"
"The main funeral service in Linhai City, you can call the store number 44 ***** if you have died"
Zhou Yang said and threw out a banner - three burial coffin shops, covering your death to the satisfaction of death.
A bunch of people commented under the video.
"I'll go, anchor, are you okay? Half price for the second monument? Do you think you're selling milk tea? ”
"Scared me, this spiritual suona music, and the coffin, I thought there was a supernatural incident on the phone!"
"Absolutely, suona with coffin! Blogger: Are you an assistant to Hades? ”
"Unintentionally click on it, and go away with bad luck!"
"The blogger is so handsome, why do you do this, if you don't consider coming to the Dark Horse Club, it's not a problem for you to earn more than 100,000 yuan a month!"
"Blogger, don't listen to the upstairs, come directly to my house, I'll let you eat soft rice, is 200,000 yuan a month enough? If you are willing, add sister WeChat 198****999*. ”
Zhou Yang glanced at the comment area and shook his head, okay, today is another day that God wants him to rest.
As for the comments that made him be fostered, he didn't bother to reply, it is impossible to be fostered, and it is impossible to be a little white face in this life!
Zhou Yang pulled away the recliner, sat down next to the coffin, clicked on the bucket sound, and turned on the brush.
Liu Xian'er brought tea at this time: "Young master, drink some tea." ”
"Thank you, Xian'er." Zhou Yang smiled and kissed her, hugged the person in his arms, and teased Liu Xian'er while brushing the sound of the fight.
At this time, he swiped a big stomach live broadcast, Zhou Yang was thinking about whether he was interested or not, but he didn't want to slip his fingers and accidentally clicked in.
"Good evening brothers, today Lao Li is here to take you to visit the store again, today this store dares to mark 99 buffet full! Watch Lao Li teach them to be people! A man with the ID name of Lao Li, the king of the Northeast Big Stomach, stood outside a self-service store and said with a smile.
The man was covered in fat, and he was measured to have more than 300 catties, and under the shocked gaze of the clerk, the man took a whole table of dishes, and then showed off.
"Whoa, whoa!" The man took a few bites of a pig's foot, but in a few tens of seconds, a large plate of pig's feet was directly eaten by him.
Then I picked up a few plates of braised pork and mixed them together, and ate them with a big spoon: "If the brothers like it, pay attention to it!" Brush up on small gifts! ”
"Brother Li started again? Today's appetite is good, this meat looks good! ”
"Poof! The buffet boss's face is green, and it has to be Brother Li! This wave of self-help blood to earn! ”
"I have a good appetite to watch Brother Li eat, brush up on a rocket to support!"
Many fans in the comment area have praised and given gifts, and as they eat more, the number of views is also rising!
Looking at the rising fans, although Lao Li was already a little bit overwhelmed, he still took out a plate of good meat and began to show off: "This little thing is not enough for my Lao Li to stuff his teeth, brothers, the gifts are like and brush, Lao Li has a foodie live broadcast at night, remember to pay attention to Lao Li's live broadcast room, so that you have a good appetite for eating!" ”
"Now these big stomach kings are really more outrageous than the other." Zhou Yang shook his head when he saw it, he didn't know how these big stomachs became popular, and they could still make people have a good appetite? He looked unappetizing!
"Ding! Test object: Lao Li, the king of the Northeast stomach! ”
"Death prediction: overeating 300 times, 100% accident rate in the next live broadcast, and 100% mortality rate in the next myocardial infarction. Detect accurate customers, and the host can pay attention! ”
Zhou Yang left a message: "Overeating is not advisable, I think the anchor is a little too obese, let's pay more attention to the heart, by the way, by the way, our three funeral coffin shop has recently opened a big reward, the second monument is half price, is the anchor interested in ordering in advance?" ”
After finishing the speech, Zhou Yang watched the video for a while, and finally watched the beautiful girl with white flowers start her lunch break.
At this time, the other side of Lin Hai City.
"Gross!"
The one who induced vomiting in the toilet was Lao Li, who showed off a table of meat just now.
Not long after eating the table of meat, he couldn't hold it anymore, so he could only hurriedly start to cut his throat.
After vomiting for a while, Lao Li became more comfortable, and the assistant on the side hurriedly helped him back to the living room.
"Brother Li, how do you feel?"
Lao Li waved his hand and drank several sips of hot water before his pale face recovered: "I'll buy me some stomach medicine later, my stomach is a little uncomfortable." ”
Wiping the corners of his mouth, looking at the rising number of broadcasts and attention, Lao Li couldn't help but smile with satisfaction: "The live broadcast effect is very good, take advantage of the heat, let's continue to broadcast at night!" ”
Of course, the assistant on the side wanted Brother Li to continue the broadcast, after all, they would have to get a bonus if he made money, and immediately patted his ass when he heard the words: "Brother Li has worked hard, the number of broadcasts this time has exceeded 100,000, and several food shop owners have already come to us to shoot videos to promote." ”
Others also followed with compliments: "Brother Li is awesome!" The number of fans has actually risen by more than 20,000, Brother Li, if you make a fortune, you can send some red envelopes to your brothers at the end of the year! ”
For the praise of his subordinates, Lao Li felt very proud: "Follow Lao Tzu well, and the bonus is indispensable to you!" ”
"Brother Li is awesome!"
Lao Li smiled, continued to brush the data in the background, and after seeing a highly praised comment on "Sanzang Coffin Shop", his face instantly collapsed: "Fuck, the coffin shop has also come to promote it on the Internet these years?" Sick, right? ”
As soon as his finger slipped, he was about to delete this comment, and the assistant on the side shouted to him: "Brother Li, it's better to keep this one, now netizens like to read this kind of commotion comments, and keeping it can add some heat." ”
When Lao Li heard it, he felt that it was the same meaning, so he replied directly to this comment and put it on top.
Zhou Yang woke up, habitually swiped his phone, and found that the unread messages in the background had become 99+.
Lao Li, the king of the Northeast Big Stomach, replied: "Brother, your way is a bit wild, believe it or not, I came to your store to find you for dinner?" ”
"Hahahaha, Lao Li replied in person, brother, you are really sassy!"
"God's second monument is half price, it's the first time I've seen such a hardcore coffin promotion."
"Hahaha...... Why don't you see what you're talking about? Is this how coffins are sold? But Lao Li, it's scary for you to say this, go to his store to eat, then you can't sit next to a group of coffins to eat? ”
"Can you please shut up when I go upstairs, it's so scary!"
This is the first time that Zhou Yang has such a high data in the background, but obviously netizens are ridiculing him, and his belief value has not risen at all.