11. Set up a fire and set up a fire (ask for reading and voting)
Mushroom House.
"Brother Yi'er, add a WeChat?" Lin Zixuan suddenly walked over with her mobile phone and said.
The actress took the initiative to add WeChat, and Li Yi naturally obediently took out her mobile phone to scan the code.
There is no feeling of flattery, and there are still a few rich women worth hundreds of millions or even tens of billions lying in WeChat.
I don't know if the actress will also say sourly when she is rejected: Actually, I don't really want to add it, you look average.
"Okay, we'll see you in the capital."
After chatting for a few more words, Lin Zixuan waved to everyone with the reluctant Zhang Ying'er and left the mushroom house without hesitation.
The three of them returned to the pavilion and sat down, Lin Dan thought that basically every guest had that kind of unbearable look when they said goodbye, and couldn't help but sigh: "When the show is broadcast, we are really going to become a place where insiders hate dogs." ”
"If you can't invite guests by then, I'll see what Wang Huaizhong will do." Zhang Lei smiled, and even gloated a little.
Li Yi followed with a sincere joke, "That's a good feeling, we don't have to entertain guests if they don't come." ”
Although everyone is joking, what they say is also the truth.
At least after knowing the nature of the show, those big names will definitely have to think about it.
After all, people are not short of work, where is it not to make money, you have to come to suffer?
Of course, as long as the show is popular enough, everything is not a problem, and there are artists in the entertainment industry who have no work.
There are no new guests today, and this brother has already discussed whether to work or not.
I plan to use the remaining two working hours to deal with green vegetable noodles at noon and stay up until the end of the afternoon.
They're like boarders waiting on Friday to come home from vacation.
There was nothing to say for a while, Li Yi's eyes wandered around the yard, and finally landed on the chicken coop, where a rooster was clucking and clucking, very noisy.
The rhyme is very powerful, but I don't know if I can play basketball.
"Why don't we add a kiln chicken at noon? I'll get this! Thinking of the fragrant kiln chicken, Li Yi swallowed his saliva.
Lin Dan followed Li Yi's line of sight, shook his head and said, "This is our partner." ”
"What partners are not partners, not to mention that we have so many partners now, what's wrong with eating one?" Zhang Lei disagreed.
Every day when he feeds them, he imagines them in his mind as if they become delicacies, but he has no ability to kill chickens.
Li Yi suddenly looked sad, his eyes lowered and said, "Teacher Lin, do you know? ”
Lin Dan was confused, what should I know?
Li Yi sighed, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and continued: "I have experienced too much separation since I was a child, I am lonely, and I hate separation. ”
Although I don't know why the topic turned here, Lin Dan is a very good listener in the entire entertainment industry.
Hearing this, his face instantly became worried, and the expressiveness of empathy was a perfect score.
Li Yi changed his words, "The partner will leave us one day after all, so I want to keep this partner by our side forever." ”
Lin Dan was speechless and patted Li Yi, "Stay by your side or stay in your stomach?" ”
"Hahaha, I support, 2:1 we won." Zhang Lei clapped his hands.
Just do it, Li Yi patted his ass and got up, went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife and began to sharpen it, and asked the two if they wanted to eat a rooster or a hen.
At this time, not only Lin Dan, but even Zhang Lei felt that he was engaged in the effect of the show, and watched it happily.
Until Li Yi walked out of the kitchen, put the sharpened kitchen knife and a large bowl next to the pressurized water well, and then walked into the chicken coop.
There are two hens and a rooster in the chicken coop, and the hens have to be kept to lay eggs, so Li Yi decisively set his sights on the rooster who had just rapped very happily.
The ball won't play, what's the use of keeping you!
With a few "oh oh" chicken screams, mud and sand and a few chicken feathers flew, and within a few seconds, Li Yi ran out holding the chicken wings with one hand.
He shouted excitedly as he ran: "Set up a fire, help me boil the pot of water!" ”
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan realized that something was wrong and got up at the same time.
No, are you really here?
"Really, do you really want to boil water?"
Lin Dan turned his head and asked Zhang Lei, he still couldn't believe that this was true.
"Burn it."
Zhang Lei saw that Li Yi didn't seem to be joking, it seemed that he was regaining his youthful feeling, and the whole person became a little excited.
He also did a division of labor, "Mr. Lin, you go boil water, and I'll help Brother Yi'er stop the people in the program team." ”
Lin Dan felt nonsense, but he still smiled helplessly and entered the kitchen.
Lin Dan looked at the staff who were about to move, and approached Li Yi's side.
At this time, Wang Huaizhong was not at the scene, and the staff did not know whether to stop or not.
Some people say that the chicken is positioned as a partner in the show and cannot be killed.
Some people think that killing chickens is very effective, especially a traffic, who has ever seen this kind of scene?
Compared with some little fresh meat whose fingers were pricked by needles and were about to go to the hospital, Li Yi's behavior of killing chickens can be described as a huge contrast.
I don't think it will become another famous scene of variety shows.
Everyone has their own opinions, and both sides feel that they have a point.
Last time, Li Yi's interview choreographer Xiao Zhang did not participate in the controversy, she only knew that Li Yi should be the leading brother again.
Before these people could discuss an opinion, Li Yi quickly cut through the mess and took advantage of the gap in their argument to do it directly.
In the yard, I saw Li Yi find a rope to tie the chicken's feet, the chicken's feet were a little dark, and then put the chicken on the ground and stepped on the chicken wings with his feet.
Holding a knife in one hand and pinning the head of the chicken with the other, pluck out the chicken feathers at the position where the knife is ready to fall, and aim at the mouth of the bowl.
The knife fell, as if hearing a "hiss", and the rooster began to flutter violently, making a sound like a straw without water.
After two or three minutes, the rooster fluttered twice, and then there was no sound at all.
The Shiba Inu and the blue cat in the pavilion also seemed to be stupid, and cowered and hid behind the pillar, this shovel officer who served us all day was so fierce?
With such a skillful chicken killing technique, Zhang Lei, who was watching next to him, and Lin Dan, who walked out of the kitchen when he heard the movement, were dumbfounded.
They hadn't killed chickens themselves, but they had seen them.
Generally, one person grabs his feet and grabs his wings, and one person strokes a knife to bleed, which requires the cooperation of two people to complete this work more conveniently and easily.
And Li Yi was alone from beginning to end.
They were tempted to ask.
You killed chickens before you debuted?
"Cow!"
Zhang Lei gave a thumbs up, then grinned and clapped, "It's so good, Brother Yi'er, before I could ask if you needed help, you had already bled out." ”
"Brother Yi'er, the only brother in the mushroom house." Lin Dan said solemnly.
Although he doesn't want things to develop to this point, all he can do at this time is to look forward to whether the kiln chicken is fragrant or not.
Li Yi smiled innocently, looking like a sunny boy.
The camera brother who has been following closely carefully erases a drop of chicken blood from the lens, and then looks at Li Yi, who is smiling extremely brightly in the camera, sunny and cheerful, like the boy next door.
He couldn't help but scratch his head.