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The butcher's hair was already a little gray, but it was still very coquettishly mousse, and the sparse short hair stood up one by one.
The speakers are still playing a hot and rustic DJ.
The main focus is exaggerated and absurd.
Wang Huaizhong This is how much money is given to make people so cooperative.
As soon as Li Yi had doubts in his heart, he saw Wu Zhiyong and several villagers, and their eyes showed a look of envy and yearning.
Yes, it's probably free.
I really don't know where such a strong desire to perform comes from.
Li Yi couldn't cry or laugh, he could only say that Wang Huaizhong was really good at doing variety shows.
At this point, the butcher moved a few times towards their mouths, not knowing what he was saying.
Lin Dan pursed his lips, held back a smile, and shouted loudly: "Master, you turn off the speaker first, we can't hear what you say." ”
The DJ's voice was so loud that it was still on the butcher's shoulder, and they couldn't hear each other clearly.
Lin Dan stepped forward and shouted a few words in his ear, and Uncle Butcher reluctantly turned off the DJ, and then carefully wiped his hairstyle.
It's too pedaling 6.
In this situation, Li Yizong inexplicably felt that he was not at a pig killing scene in a rural area, but at a nonsensical style movie shooting scene.
Next is the stage of the butcher's uncle, Li Yi stepped forward to help hold it down, but he didn't bother to look at it, but he frowned the whole time.
It's so bad.
I can't help but imagine how painful this knife hurts when I stab myself.
Lin Dan, who was already outside the courtyard and couldn't see the situation inside, felt panicked when he heard one scream after another.
This is not coquettish, some people just can't accept this kind of bloody picture.
The work of dissecting and dividing the meat was done by professionals, and Li Yi and the three of them left from the smelly pig killing site after completing their task.
The local custom in Baisha Village is that the night before the wedding banquet, a few tables will be set up for relatives, friends and villagers to have dinner.
Naturally, the feast should be eaten from beginning to end!
Li Yi and the others didn't plan to go back to the mushroom house to cook tonight.
"Let's go over and see if there's anything else we need help with." Lin Dan proposed
Li Yi nodded and said matter-of-factly: "You really have to be diligent, lest we have to eat later, and the host will forget us." ”
Zhang Lei was dissatisfied: "Go and go, are we here to eat?" It's for the sake of strength and joy! ”
At five o'clock, the invited chef was already stir-frying and cooking, and the spatula was wielding.
There are a lot of people under the awning, chatting and working at the same time, and the voices of people are boiling, just like a vegetable market.
Zhang Lei and Lin Dan found a job of choosing vegetables and breaking garlic, chatted and sat down, and Li Yi was pulled out by the kid who asked for directions to set off firecrackers.
"Big brother, where's the firecracker?"
Li Yi followed, only to find that the group of children were picking up small firecrackers scattered on the ground and not lit.
He also did this work during the Chinese New Year before, and every household in the village set off guns during the New Year, and the number of leaks was considerable.
But it's not the New Year, it's just a few firecrackers when they get married, and there are only a few scattered in the hands of this group of children.
Fortunately, after completing the task, Li Yi can now spend his own money, become a child, and sweep away the inventory in the commissary.
Of course, for example, he didn't buy more powerful artillery battles like torpedoes.
Not to mention, it's fun to follow a group of children to set off guns, and listening to their laughter is like returning to that nostalgic childhood.
"Big brother, where is the cow dung? Let's go have some fun! Li Yi was playful.
When I was a child, I liked to insert firecrackers into cow dung, and the fried cow dung flew all over the sky.
I still remember one time I fried several pieces of cow dung on the wall of someone's house, and when I went home, I was complained about, and I was beaten miserably.
Hearing Li Yi's request, the children took him to the edge of the field, away from the pedestrian house.
Li also chose a relatively dry lump of cow dung, which didn't look so disgusting.
Then he happily inserted a pinch of matchsticks into the cow dung, adjusted the lighter's gas output to the maximum, and turned around and ran immediately after lighting the fire: "Run!! ”
The children giggled and ran along.
The poor big brother almost didn't run away from his shoes.
In the shot, cow dung does not fly high, but there is a kind of flamboyant and presumptuous beauty.
But I feel a little wrong with the big brother, why is there a black thing getting closer and closer?
A small lump of cow dung pia on the lens of the camera, and the big brother wiped it off with a tissue in disgust.
I have been filming Li Yi with Big Brother for so long, and I know that Li Yi is very different from other young stars, but I really didn't expect him to play so much.
Li Yi soon found two large lumps of cow dung that were moderately wet and dry.
"Come on, let's plug it in first, and then light the fire together,!"
Before Li Yi finished speaking, the kid next to him lit a fire, fortunately, he turned his head and saw the match cannon smoking, so he turned around and ran a few steps in time, but there were still a few drops on his back.
The kid who lit the cannon was still laughing at first, but slowly felt that he had done something wrong, his smile froze, and he looked at Li Yi with a look of being about to cry, and put his two hands in front of him, not knowing what to say.
Li Yi said softly: "Although I don't blame you, you have to remember that you must be careful not to hurt others when firing guns in the future." ”
Horse-stepping, bear child!
Li Yi didn't play anymore, he went back to take a shower and change his clothes after three rounds, and then came back to eat.
At the dinner table, Wu Zhiqiang, the groom's official, asked nervously: "Brother Yi'er, can you go with me tomorrow to pick up your relatives?" Either be the best man, or just accompany us, my wife likes you very much, and she is chasing your show every episode. ”
Hearing this title, it is indeed a fan of the show.
Li Yi thought about it and agreed, and Lin Dan and Zhang Lei even said that they would be the host of the bride and groom tomorrow.
Although the host did not prepare the master of ceremonies, he was still happy to say yes.
At half past seven the next day, Li Yi followed the groomsmen to the hotel where the bride was staying in the town.
Seeing Li Yi, the relatives and friends on the woman's side caused a lot of turmoil, after all, there are many young people.
Fortunately, everyone was quite restrained, just took the opportunity to take a few group photos, and quickly stopped, without interfering with the kiss.
Li Yi originally just wanted to be a mascot, but saw that the groom was stumped by the woman's side and couldn't open the door for a long time.
He took advantage of the crack in the door and rushed to the door in an instant, shouting against the door: "Rush, grab the bride!" ”
This kind of scene is not uncommon when picking up relatives, and it is usually done by people who are more playful among friends, or who have a somewhat mixed personality.
Everyone didn't expect that the person who hit the door first was actually a big star like Li Yi.
The scene instantly became lively and coaxing.
Li Yi actually didn't make much effort, and everyone also meant to push each other back and forth to give a sense of ritual to kiss.
Soon, the door opened.
Who knew that Wu Zhiqiang was pulling Li Yi, and the first thing he said was: "Daughter-in-law, I brought your husband!" ”
Li Yi: ???
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