117, a good show (5,000 words in two)
Although it was only the glass of the rearview mirror that was broken, Sun Yanlei really smashed it.
And the others were angry or laughing, anyway, they all acted very energetically, but no one felt that something was wrong.
Coupled with the pilot film, the show can be regarded as two episodes, not only Wang Huaizhong, but the guests all figured out what the audience likes to watch-
Isn't it just playing, just having fun.
But, this is a Ferrari, you guys are really smashing!?
"Ouch, what are you doing?" Wang Huaizhong pressed the window and looked at the rearview mirror distressedly.
Then he scolded: "Do you know what you are doing, I tell you, your behavior is serious"
"If you have the ability, you can smash it again and show me?!" Wang Huaizhong gritted his teeth and smashed everything, for the sake of the effect of the show, he simply smashed it a little harder.
It's a big deal, the later program funds will be reduced from other places!
Fortunately, this is just an old car that I don't know how many hands, and when I rented a car, I communicated with me in advance about such situations, and got the consent of the leasing company and signed the contract in advance.
"Oh? I've never seen such a strange request. Sun Yanlei's face was full of fierceness and evil, and he raised the military shovel with both hands, and this time he was aiming at the front cover of the car.
Zhang Lei hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop: "Don't don't, it's expensive there!" ”
"Here, Brother Yanlei, smash here!" Zhu Zhixiang walked over, pointed to the windshield, and went to the 4S store to change a piece of glass for two days at most, and the charge was acceptable, he had experience.
"Yanlei, I'll take a shovel too." Zhang Lei took the shovel, and originally just wanted to put on a show, but Wang Huaizhong also deliberately stimulated everyone, obviously wanting to see this scene happen.
There was another "poof", and a slight crack appeared in the windshield of the Ferrari.
Of course, Zhang Lei went around to the other side and avoided Wang Huaizhong, who was still sitting in the driver's seat, and the strength he used was not very great.
"You, you !!" Wang Huaizhong got out of the car, stretched out his finger and pointed, looking angry, but he didn't step forward to stop him.
This also made others touch his psychological bottom line again, and he can really smash it!
So, the rest of the people also went up and came with a shovel, and even Lin Xun showed an extremely rampant side, the windshield of the Ferrari was shattered.
The men helped six people, and after wielding the shovel, they wore crime tools and poured into the dilapidated Jinbei van.
Li Yi and Zhu Zhixiang, who got on the car behind, also acted, pointing at Wang Huaizhong very arrogantly.
"Tell you, don't be too arrogant in the future, if you provoke our eldest brother again, it's not as simple as smashing the car!"
"We remember you, dare to appear in front of us again, see you once, beat you once!"
Zhu Zhixiang shook his fist, and then was dragged into the car by Li Yi, "The wind is tight, pull it!" ”
"Guys, sit down!"
Zhang Bo even showed his hand, stepped on the brake and then stepped on the accelerator deeply, and the tires rubbed against the ground to make a "zizzle" sound.
The van quickly fled the crime site, like a professional "criminal gang".
Good performance! Good fit!
Wang Huaizhong, who wanted to cry without tears on his face, was happy in his heart.
Although this is not the expected part, Wang Huaizhong really just wants to drive a sports car to anger them, but in this way, it is obviously more interesting.
The car drove to the highway, and Li Yi, who finally waved the shovel, returned the military shovel to Sun Yanlei, and advised: "Brother Yanlei, the military shovel is well collected, Director Wang specially asked us to prepare these things, and it may be possible to prepare a "surprise" for us." ”
The sports cars were smashed, and Sun Yanlei also felt that there was nothing impossible in this show, so he solemnly put the military shovel back in his bag.
After a while, Zhang Bo said: "There is no one in front, I just drove around here a few times yesterday afternoon, I don't know what the program team will do, pay attention." ”
When the others heard this, they sat up straight and tried their best to perform nervously, but they were even more curious, what "surprises" the program team would prepare for them here.
Suddenly, Zhang Lei's mobile phone, who was sitting in the co-pilot, rang, he hung up directly, and said with a smile: "If you don't listen, you will know that it is a scam call at a glance." ”
As soon as the voice fell, the phone rang again, and this time Zhang Lei answered it and turned on the speakerphone.
"How dare you hang up on me, it's good, you've managed to me off, and soon, you'll pay for it!" It was Wang Huaizhong who called.
"Do you know who we are? We're outlaws who just committed a big crime! Zhu Zhixiang was the first to perform.
Li Yi was not to be outdone: "What grade do you dare to talk to us like this?" ”
"Hehe, what grade am I? Outlaws, you? ”
"I drive a Ferrari, you break the bread, and you dare to ask me what grade?"
"You just smashed my car!"
"You little Karami, you really don't know how cruel and terrifying this real world is!"
"Sun Yanlei, look under your seat, is there a bomb hidden?"
Hearing this, Sun Yanlei hurriedly lowered his head to look for it, and really turned out two bombs tied together in the shape of a detonator for him.
"Yanlei, give it to me!" The van had already driven to the unmanned road, and Zhang Lei directly rolled down the window and threw the so-called bomb into the green belt next to it.
"Zhang Lei, you actually dare to throw the bomb! Looks like you really don't take me seriously. I have to let you know my strength, and you know that you are afraid. Soon, you will fear me and surrender to me! Wang Huaizhong's cruel words were very middle-of-the-road, causing Li Yi, who was holding back laughter, to bury his head in the air.
"Hehe, we'll wait." Zhang Lei hung up the phone.
At this moment, several cars came in front of me, vans, sedans, and even motorcycles, all of which were very old, and then the people who saw motorcycles seemed to have iron pipes in their hands.
"There's also in the back." Zhang Bo glanced in the rearview mirror and found that there were also many slightly dilapidated cars chasing after him, reminding everyone.
The car in front of it was not fast, but it looked like it was about to run towards the van of the men's gang, and it was in a tendency to surround it.
Obviously, this is a "surprise" prepared for them by the program team.
couldn't run away, Zhang Bo hurriedly slowed down the car, afraid of danger, so he simply stopped the car.
"Hurry up, the windows are locked!" Zhang Lei shook vigorously and shouted anxiously.
"Hurry up, Zhang Bo, lock the car door, don't let them in." Lin Xun instantly entered the play and panicked.
Seeing that the car coming towards them did not mean to hit the steering wheel at all, at this time, the faces of the men and everyone showed varying degrees of surprise and worry.
Although there is an element of acting, it is impossible not to panic when a few cars crash into you.
What if the other party doesn't control it well and an accident happens?
There was a "bang", and in front and behind, there were car and van stickers.
Subsequently, more than a dozen cars blocked this section of the road, and at least two or three people from each car came down, holding "weapons" in their hands, swearing and swearing, and blocked the van of the men's gang.
Outside the van, there were twenty or thirty people around.
"Hurry up and get out of the car, I see you guys inside!"
"Get out of the car, if you have the ability to smash our boss's car, if you have the ability, you will get out of the car for me!"
“.”
Inside the van, the man helped everyone shiver.
In fact, they couldn't quite hear what the people outside were shouting, and many people were talking at the same time, shouting loudly, as if they were in a vegetable market.
What's even worse is that these people wear colorful clothes, tights, and wigs of various colors of red, yellow, blue and green, which make it very difficult for men to help everyone act.
They don't have a script, and they don't know what the next link is, but there are fewer people and more people, and it's over if they're afraid.
Zhu Zhixiang hugged Li Yi tightly, looked out of the car window, and put one hand to his mouth: "It's so scary, Brother Yi'er, people are so scared, you protect them!" ”
"I'm scared too!"
Li Yi pushed away Zhu Zhixiang, who wanted to bury his head in his chest with a disgusted face, and said worriedly: "A few big brothers, what should I do, that idea just now seems to be a bit prickly!" ”
"Don't be afraid, Xiao Yi, if they dare to come in, I'll shovel one!" Sun Yanlei took out the military shovel from his bag again, swallowed his saliva nervously, and stared at the "old boy" shouting outside.
"Brother Yanlei, you are too impulsive, causing us to provoke people who shouldn't be messed with." Lin Xun began to complain impromptuly.
"Can I be blamed for this? It's not that Leizi is instigating on the side, I have grown so big, I don't know how much Ferrari costs? I don't know if you can smash it? I smashed it in the end, didn't I just want to vent my anger to my brothers? ”
"Eh, Yanlei, you're a little hurt and angry when you say this, what do I call instigation? I'm also here to vent my anger to my brothers, and I'm just talking, who knows if you really smashed it? ”
"Okay, okay, one of you don't have to say a word, now it's not just Yanlei who smashed it, all of us smashed it, the other party will definitely not let us go, let's think about what to do."
Zhang Bo terminated this "infighting" and muttered for a while: "Otherwise, we will directly hand over Sun Yanlei to the other party, after all, we have also paid the price, and the other party should not deal with us again." ”
"I'll you!" Sun Yanlei scolded.
are really good actors, Li Yi sighed that he was fortunate to eat the bowl of rice in variety shows, and the improvisation was understood by this group of guys.
At this time, the old boys outside the car saw that the men in the car had not moved for a long time, and were unwilling to open the car door, so they immediately rushed up and smashed the car with the "weapon" in their hands.
Others climbed onto the roof of the van, and several people in front of them slammed into the windshield.
At first, it really scared Li Yi and the others, but they soon found out that the weapons of the old boy seemed to be props made of plastic and plastic.
The baseball bat smashed into the windshield, and it turned out to be a bent baseball bat.
These old boys were very energetic, and they smashed for two or three minutes in a row, and the already dilapidated van was also slightly damaged, and there were slight cracks in the windshield.
Just now, Li Yi obviously found out that the old boy was still startled, and he was smashed in a different place later.
Slowly, it quieted down, and a figure flashed in front of the car.
"Ouch,."
It turned out to be a yellow-haired man who wanted to get out of the car and turn over and get off the ground handsomely, and then hit the street directly, which frightened many younger brothers.
Huang Mao picked up the front of the car, pointed at the people in the car and shouted: "You provoked people who shouldn't be messed with, this is just a small warning, and next time, hum." ”
To be honest, this is much more scary for the men to help everyone than just now, and I don't know if it's part of the script, I hope people are okay.
Subsequently, Huang Mao was helped by his younger brother and limped onto a broken fit, and more than a dozen cars drove away.
In the van, there was silence for a few seconds, and a burst of laughter broke out, and everyone laughed, mocking the broken link arranged by Wang Huaizhong, and the car was full of joy.
Just when Zhang Bo wanted to start the car, his mobile phone rang, and he simply answered the call and moved again.
"A bunch of little Karami, have you seen my strength? Scared? ”
"I'm so scared!" Zhu Zhixiang leaned over to his mobile phone and rushed to answer.
"It seems that I am still too merciful to you, and you have not yet realized your mistake."
"Obediently sit in the car, look up at your left front, and see two cars parked on the side of the road?"
"See, how." Zhang Bo was halfway through his words, and suddenly there was a loud "boom", and the first car in front of the left exploded, turning into a ball of fire that rose into the sky, emitting black smoke.
"it!"
"Your program team is so ruthless!"
The sudden explosion made everyone exclaim, and Li Yi, who was mentally prepared, was no exception, it was too sudden.
"This is my strength, I am the king of this island!"
"Do you think you'll be fine if you drop the bomb? The car you're driving now has a bomb hidden in a place you can't see! ”
"Weren't you arrogant just now? I am nicknamed the big guy Wang in the rivers and lakes, come, call Brother Wang to listen. ”
"Brother Wang."
"Didn't eat? Shout, louder. ”
"Call you brother, you really think of yourself as a brother, right? If you have the ability, you will blow us up! Everyone was reluctant to shout again, and Li immediately spoke up.
"Hehe, do you think I don't dare? Look up again. ”
As soon as Wang Huaizhong's words fell, the only car left in front of him blew up again.
"Listen carefully, can you hear the bomb countdown in your car now?"
Everyone immediately held their breath, and really heard the continuous "Didi Di".
It is estimated that the horn is installed under the car......
"Brother Wang!" The man helped everyone to do the effect of the show, and suddenly shouted with full anger and sincerity.
"I still like the way you just behaved."
"But, I'm a very bad, very bad person. You've smashed my beloved sports car, and I'm not going to let you go so easily. Next, I want to play a good game with you. ”
"First of all, I would like to remind you that your car is really loaded with bombs, don't try to find it, or I will detonate it immediately!"
"I've planted a bomb in one place that is big enough to blow up the entire island, and if you can find it, and defuse it, I'll get you out of here alive, if not. Boom. ”
Wang Huaizhong let out a strange laugh, so that Li Yi was so embarrassed that his hairs stood up.
"Everything is predestined, and the clues you want are hidden in the Chongming Library."
After saying a lot, Wang Huaizhong added: "By the way, no matter what you do, you must leave at least two people in your car, otherwise, I will immediately detonate the final bomb!" ”
The phone hung up, and everyone knew what this episode was recording.
"So, the theme of this issue is bomb disposal experts?" Sun Yanlei suddenly realized.
"You see, the worse the man, the smaller the heart, we will smash his broken car, but he will blow up the whole island."
Zhang Lei's words changed: "Don't offend Yanlei easily in the future." ”
The car was full of joy again.
Soon, the van arrived at Chongming Library.
In the car, Zhang Lei pondered for a moment: "Just now the big guy Wang said, some things are destined."
"Date of birth, yes, it's probably this, otherwise I don't have a clue, and today's date, 323." After a few seconds of silence, Zhang Lei made a judgment.
Then everyone posted their respective dates of birth in the group, discussed it, and decided to leave Zhang Bo and Lin Xun in the car, and the others went in to find clues.
At this time, the call from the big guy king came again: "Please note, I only give you half an hour, otherwise your van will explode!" ”
The phone hung up, and the group entered the library, Zhang Lei thought clearly, assigned each person, and the date of birth of the corresponding member to find it.
How do you find this?
Li also had no clue and wandered around the library.
After walking for about ten minutes, I met Sun Yanlei on the way, and the goods said to Li Yi: "Let the two of them blow up and die, let's go read a book." ”
Maybe it's a fool who is a fool.
was dragged by Sun Yanlei to the library area, and Li Yi suddenly found that the number on the bookshelf seemed to be newly pasted.
This area happened to be 9, and Li Yi immediately found the bookshelves in the twenty-second row according to his birthday, and found a photo that had been cut off and only a corner was left.
Sun Yanlei was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Look, brother is a genius!" That's right, that's what I found! ”
"Ah, yes, yes, yes." After a perfunctory remark, Li Yi hurriedly took out his mobile phone to inform others of the clues.
After a while, everyone found all the mutilated photos and put them together, the photo was a bus, and there was a line of text behind it, giving the address of the station.
"You're finally back, but Brother Bo and I are dying!" Lin Xun was very involved in the play, and when the others got into the car, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
The van rushed to the bus stop, and this time the big guy Wang also gave a limited time, while Li Yi and Zhu Zhixiang stayed in the car.
It was drizzling in the sky, and Zhang Lei and others carefully searched for it according to the license plate number of the bus on the photo.
At the bus stop, there is no bus corresponding to the license plate number on the photo.
Zhang Lei, Zhang Bo, Sun Yanlei and Lin Xun were running around in the rain in a hurry.
However inside the car.
[Why do you say, it's all my fault~]
[Infatuation is not a sin, forgetfulness is not free and easy~]
Li Yi and Zhu Zhixiang didn't mean to be nervous at all, and they forgot to sing in the car, which was already the fourth song they sang together.
Looking at a few people who were still looking for clues in the distance, after singing "All Love", Zhu Zhixiang asked: "Are we going to be blown up?" ”
"No matter, then play music and dance."
I can't get out of the car, I still have to die, it's useless to be in a hurry, Li Yi slid a few times on his phone: "What's the next song?" ”
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(End of chapter)