212. If you can't catch it, you can't go to the market to buy it, and it's not a shame

Hearing Li Yi's words, he clicked on the camera with Lao Zhang, which made Li Yi speechless.

To do a variety show is to have the appearance of doing a variety show, three meals a day are earned by labor, and it has never been the so-called longing for life......

Li also understands all this.

Even if he knew in advance that it would be like this, he would still be there for the second season.

But no matter what, you will regret it.

This is the psychology of normal people, being able to work does not mean that you love to work!

Under the fierce and vicious sun, Li Yi, Zhang Lei, Lin Dan, the hearts of these three people are all cool and cool.

The three of them stood on the edge of the cornfield, looking at the unripe and still somewhat green buds, and invariably crossed their hands on their waists, and a melancholy look appeared on their faces.

They have already thought of the scene where they will be tired in the days to come, and they will be so tired that the dog sticks out his tongue and sighs.

Several followers professionally recorded their backs and silhouettes, and in the lens, there was an inexplicable feeling of being sluggish and cold.

The silence of the three people was very active.

Li Yi pushed his hair back to his head, as if it would be cooler, and broke the silence with his mouth, "Let's go, let's go to the watermelon field." ”

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan both looked at him in surprise.

No, take the lead, brother, we're still waiting for you to take the lead and be lazy, are you talking about this!?

Just when the two thought that Li was also a big star, he was not as free as before in variety shows, and he would care more about his image.

Li Yi rode on an electric tricycle and urged: "Let's go, it's too sunny outside, pick two watermelons and go back to eat!" ”

It's you, Brother Yi.

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan were like lazy children who were allowed by adults, happily got on the tricycle, and each hugged the pole next to them.

It's okay to work, but not now.

Unless there is really no other way, Li will not do coolies.

Back to the watermelon field.

The watermelon has not yet fully reached the ripening stage, but Zhang Lei will pick, pat and beat, and pick two watermelons, each weighing four or five pounds.

When he returned to the mushroom house, Li also saw Chang Wei and Laifu, who he hadn't seen for a long time, who were lazily napping under the ceiling fan in the living room.

The blue cat's head is roundered, and the Shiba Inu's ass is more cocked.

The stinky cat is still as cold as ever, but the dog licked it quickly after the initial recognition, and it can only be said that its nature is difficult to change.

After a while, Lin Dan cut the watermelon and brought it to him, Li Yi immediately pushed the licking dog away, picked up the watermelon and took a big bite, the juice leached out of the corner of his mouth, and he just wiped it with the back of his hand casually.

After the three of them solved a big watermelon, their stomachs were not swollen, but the heat dissipated, and they felt alive.

The ceiling fan turned with a buzzing sound, and Li Yi sat on the ground, leaning against the wall of the living room, looking out of the door in a daze, and could see the distant sea and the heat wave like ocean waves.

Time slowed down all of a sudden.

The first thing that came to mind was Zhang Yinger, if you could blow the air conditioner here, the two of them could watch the sea together...... Li Yi suddenly heard Zhang Lei burping, turned his head to look, turned back again, and continued to be in a daze.

The camera arranged on the side of the door rotated, and then kept facing Li Yi's direction.

To be honest, Li Yi's current image is not very good, his hair is a little messy, there is sweat on his forehead, and his wet hair is pulled and stuck to his forehead.

To dissipate heat, the legs of the sweatpants are rolled up to the knees, and the sleeves are rolled up to the shoulders.

All kinds, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a little sloppy.

But handsome is handsome, even if it is putting on a sack and lying down to play with a glass ball, it is also handsome.

It's a bit like a scene in a comic, with a few drinks and cigarette butts scattered all over the ground, that's a proper decadent male protagonist.

This made Wang Huaizhong, who had something to say, stop when he saw this scene on the monitor, wait first, let this kid be handsome for a while.

The choreographers and directors of the show are hiding in the monitoring room and blowing the air conditioner, chatting at this time.

"Anyway, aren't we too ruthless this season, Qiong Province is so hot, and it's manual work, and the guests are even harder than last season, our program team has to be scolded by fans, right?"

Wang Huaizhong was also aware of this problem, and was thinking about asking the choreographers to discuss a task and reward Li Yi and the three of them with an air conditioner.

I heard Director Xiao Zhang say: "It's too ruthless, but it doesn't matter, anyway, everyone is scolding Director Wang." ”

“……”

Wang Huaizhong was speechless: "I'm still here, Xiao Zhang." ”

The atmosphere of their team has always been relatively relaxed, and Wang Huaizhong is often complained and ridiculed in person.

Xiao Zhang grinned, and then said seriously: "Director Wang, I think that other things can remain the same, but the air conditioner is definitely necessary, otherwise I can't sleep well, how can I work?" ”

Wang Huaizhong rolled his eyes: "Do you think that you are blowing the air conditioner here, and your conscience is uneasy." ”

Then Wang Huaizhong discussed the content of the task with the choreographers, and then walked towards the mushroom house.

"Excuse me, guys, I have something to say."

Wang Huaizhong's arrival, no one cared.

Zhang Lei and Lin Dan teased both cats and dogs, and Li was also in a daze.

Wang Huaizhong was not embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Do you want an air conditioner?" ”

Hearing the air conditioner, Li Yicai was reluctant to set his eyes on Wang Huaizhong.

Zhang Lei rubbed Chang Wei's round head and said impatiently: "Hurry up, don't sell it, just say what you have the task." ”

"Pick enough tons of watermelons in one day to install air conditioners for you, but you have to say it in advance, this time the air conditioner belongs to the program group, you can't dismantle it and sell it!" After Wang Huaizhong finished speaking, he also glanced at Li Yi.

"Brother Yi'er, he's talking about you!" Zhang Lei arched Li Yi with his elbow.

Li Yi couldn't help but think of what Li Lizhi said, "Your Majesty, he's playing with you", his legs curled up together, lifted his clothes and wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said, "One ton is too much." ”

"It's just a ton, the work you have to do, the staff of our program team have tested it in advance, and it is not a difficult task to complete." Wang Huaizhong did not give a chance to bargain.

Although you have to transport it out of the watermelon field and load it into a truck, it can be done in three or four hours at most.

There are four girls in the choreographer, who have never done any heavy work, and on average, each person can make about 200 catties of watermelon in an hour.

Lin Dan, who was greatly affected by the first season, showed a helpless expression: "Then we can only wait for the guests to come." ”

Li Yi and Zhang Lei both raised their eyebrows, revealing expressions of appreciation.

In the words of Captain Jia and Li Yi's recent mantra - the guests don't have to work if they don't come, and they don't have to work after they come, isn't that for nothing?

Wang Huaizhong was a little surprised, and guessed that they would have this reaction, but he didn't expect it to come out of Lin Dan's mouth first.

But he didn't bother to care about this, anyway, his task was given, whether the air conditioner was wanted or not, and when it was needed, it was the matter of these three people.

Wang Huaizhong reached into his trouser pocket and took out a few times, Li Yi saw this, his brows furrowed: "Director Wang, what about recording the show, you picked up your crotch?" ”

Poof-

Lin Dan, who was drinking water, didn't hold back and squirted out, and it happened that most of the water was sprayed on the crotch of Wang Huaizhong's pants in front of him.

Zhang Lei, who was originally fine, suddenly stopped in Bengbu, covered his face and laughed, and then opened his eyes with his hands and looked at Wang Huaizhong.

“.”

Wang Huaizhong glared at Li Yi, who was smiling to the ground, what can be said about the recording of the show?

He was wearing gray sweatpants, a large piece of wetness was too obvious, and he hurriedly ran back to change his pants and came back.

"According to the custom of our show, you came to the mushroom house on the first day of the journey, and you were supposed to prepare hearty ingredients for you, but"

Wang Huaizhong reached out into his trouser pocket again, this time he didn't give Li Yi a chance to ridicule, and quickly took out a small notebook, held it and read it.

"On September 14, 2020, the last day of the recording of the first season of "Three Meals a Day", a gang of three people, Li Yi, Zhang Lei, and Lin Dan, brutally killed Huahua, a member of the mushroom house, and sentenced the gang of three to confiscate the sumptuous ingredients of the second season of "Three Meals a Day".

After reading it, Wang Huaizhong still looked at Li Yi and the others proudly, cheap, with an expression of being unhappy that you will hit me.

However, the three of them all looked at Wang Huaizhong like idiots - embarrassing, right?

Unable to see their frantic expressions, Wang Huaizhong left depressed.

After Wang Huaizhong left, Li Yi and the three of them immediately began to divide the pot.

Zhang Lei accused Li Yi: "Who made the kiln chicken you make so delicious?" ”

Lin Dan helped Li Yi speak: "Obviously, when you feed the chickens every day, you always think about slaughtering them." ”

Li Yi, who has a good memory, is realistic: "No, I remember that it was Mr. Lin who first said that he missed the taste of kiln chicken. ”

Chang Wei, who has a round head, and Laifu, who has a warped buttocks, have their eyes turning around on these three boring humans, like people eating melons.

After a while, the three of them stopped making trouble, and Lin Dan asked, "What should I do, what will I eat tonight?" You can't really eat watermelon, right? ”

"Although I didn't continue to think about cooking skills after I went back, I dared to pack a ticket, and I definitely had a hand in the soy sauce bibimbap." Zhang Lei patted his chest and said.

Then, the two of them set their eyes on Li Yi, which means - speak, take the lead.

Li Yi gradually regained the feeling that they had nothing to do with Xiao Yi and something to do, changed his comfortable position, and analyzed while half-lying down: "I won't go to work today, it's almost four o'clock, and I can't move back until it gets dark." ”

"As for dinner."

Li Yi said very domineeringly: "I want to eat fish tonight." ”

At half-past four, it was still very sunny outside, but the sun was not so hot anymore.

Li Yi and Zhang Lei sorted out the Luya equipment and prepared to set off fishing, and left a sentence for Lin Dan very confidently before going out: "Cook well and wait for us to come back, there is no big meat but big fish." ”

Lin Dan has no interest in fishing, and he has never been in contact with it, but he knows some words.

He said with sincere blessings on his face: "I don't know much about fishing, but I often see the word air force, it should mean very good, right?" Then I'll wish you two the Air Force today! Every day Air Force. ”

Li Yi and Zhang Lei set off scoldingly.

The two came to the beach, stood on the beach, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Can there be fish in this place?" Li Yi asked uncertainly.

Zhang Lei was the first to get on the luster, looking at the sea in front of him and being very excited: "Throw two shots first!" ”

An hour passed, and there was not a single fish mouth.

At this moment, a dark-skinned middle-aged man wearing glasses and holding a video camera walked over, followed by two young people, also holding cameras, as if they had come to take pictures of the scenery.

The middle-aged man is the up master of Xiaopo Station, watching Li Yi and Zhang Lei playing Lua on the beach, and seeing two photographers behind them, he was a little curious for a while.

He stepped forward and spoke in Mandarin with an accent: "Two brothers, is it convenient to disturb?" Are you doing self-media? ”

The middle-aged man group was not a nearby resident, Li Yi and Zhang Lei did a good job of sunscreen and wrapped tightly, so they didn't recognize it.

"No, we're just documenting life." Li Yi pulled the face towel upward.

Middle-aged men are not surprised, they can guess when they see their fishing gear and shooting equipment.

Qiong Province is a big tourism province, and there are many rich people who come, and these rich people come not all for the sea and sky feast, and there are also many fishermen.

It's just that rich people don't go out to sea to fish on a yacht and play lure on the beach, which is really a bit incomprehensible.

The middle-aged man kindly reminded: "It's not easy to catch offshore fish here, especially on the beach, you can walk forward, we just came back from there, there is a reef pile there, it should be easier to fish." ”

"Oh, thank you!" Li Yi also felt that there was no fish to catch in this place, so he immediately began to collect the rod.

The middle-aged man said again: "Two brothers, I am the up master of Xiaopo Station, I just photographed you in front, can I put it in the video?" ”

Li Yigang wanted to say goodbye, after all, no matter which fishing guy is, he doesn't want others to know about his Air Force.

But as soon as he thought that even if the middle-aged man didn't send it, the show would definitely not let them go, so he shrugged his shoulders and said it didn't matter.

Zhang Lei also thought of this, and also did not refuse, but just asked for their account name, and learned that it was called - Qiong Province Warlord.

Although this group of people looks a little obscene, they are quite upright, and their speech is also generous and cheerful, I didn't expect the account name to be so nonsensical.

Thanking each other again, Li Yi and Zhang Lei turned around and walked in the direction pointed by each other, walked out five or six meters, and the middle-aged man's Mandarin with an accent came over again: "Two brothers, if you really can't catch fish, you can go to the market to buy it, don't be ashamed!" ”

It's infuriating!

The middle-aged man smiled, the reason why he asked if he could put it in the video was actually for this sentence, this is his most sincere care for the fishing guy!

Li Yi and Zhang Lei came to the reef pile and saw that the water level here was obviously much higher, and they could even see fish fluttering on the sea.

Although the middle-aged man was not very serious, the fishing spots introduced were quite good.

The two of them immediately regained their confidence.

However, almost two hours passed.

It was dark, and the rice had already been cooked, during which Lin Dan was like a little daughter-in-law looking forward to her husband's return home, looking out from time to time.

At first, Lin Dan could still see their backs on the beach, but after only cooking for a while, there was no one left, so he couldn't help but be a little worried, so he drove a tricycle out to look for it.

Of course, the most important thing is the boredom of staying alone in the mushroom house, after all, when it was almost dark, the program team went out with a few light-up staff, and if something was going to happen, it would have happened a long time ago.

After about ten minutes, Lin Dan finally came to the reef pile.

Li Yi's eyes were sharp, and he noticed Lin Dan's arrival for the first time, and greeted him casually: "Teacher Lin is here?" Let's go back then. ”

"How much did you catch? What about the catch? Lin Dan stretched out his head curiously under the reef.

In his opinion, after coming out for so long, he didn't want to go back until it was dark, so he must have been very happy fishing, and the catch must have been great.

"Oh, yes, yes, it's getting dark, let's go back, Brother Lei." Li also replied to the question.

Lin Dan couldn't understand what was going on, and helplessly spread his hands to the camera: "It seems that I really want to eat soy sauce bibimbap tonight." ”

"Don't worry, I'll throw the last shot." Zhang Lei was very stubborn, and then with a snap, the spinning wheels were blown up.

"Uh, what's going on?" Lin Dan scratched his head.

"Ahem, it's okay, go back, the rod is broken." Zhang Lei coughed lightly and saved his respect.

And Lin Dan saw that Li Yi's fishing rod was not yet good, and with the idea that he had come, he said, "Xiao Yi, let me throw a rod to play." ”

Li Yi was sorting out the fake bait, and when he heard this, he reached out and handed over the lure rod.

Under Zhang Lei's teaching, Lin Dan threw out the first shot, which was obviously a failure, and it was only five or six meters away.

Zhang Lei didn't care, it was dark, so he didn't let Lin Dan throw it again, just let him slowly retract the line, and he began to sort out the equipment.

However, within a few seconds, Lin Dan suddenly shouted in surprise: "I'm caught in the fish, I seem to have been caught in the fish!" ”

"What?"

Li Yi and Zhang Lei immediately stopped their movements and surrounded them.

The two of them said in unison: "Hang the blue star, right?" ”

Several staff members suddenly felt that the night in Qiong Province was filled with a very strong sour smell!

(End of chapter)