215, Chongwen cried

Huang Chongwen didn't realize that he had dug a hole, and jumped in with an excited smile on his face.

Instead, he was already looking forward to life in the mushroom house.

Picking watermelons, fishing, and if he can do some other farm activities, he thinks he will have no problem recording a season.

Growing up in the city and having vague memories of his hometown as a child, Huang Chongwen has always been interested in rural fun.

Huang Chongwen had a hopeful face and leaned next to Li Yi: "Anyway, are there any other activities?" For example, slingshots to shoot birds, digging birds' nests......"

Just dig your own bird's nest!

Li Yi was speechless, what was he thinking about every day, and interrupted: "Yes, this is still a one-stop service, and you can go in and step on the sewing machine directly, including food and accommodation." ”

Huang Chongwen laughed twice, but he didn't give up: "It's okay to catch yellow eels in the field." ”

"I'd like someone to take me to catch a yellow eel." Li Yi also wants to experience it.

"Why don't the brothers give the show some work and come to an island to survive." Huang Chongwen has a new idea.

Li Yi: "The man has helped play." ”

After saying that, Li Yi wanted to speak and stopped, he actually had a feeling of uneasy conscience now.

The rest of the people were also a little unbearable, and they stopped talking.

It is immoral to lie to fools.

But if they are not stupid, where are they going to find someone to deceive?

Yang Jieyi and Zheng Chaoyang thought about it, they both acted as silent accomplices, or was it more important to take their own lunch break, lest if they told Huang Chongwen the truth now, the mushroom house would become a chicken.

Li Yixiang couldn't sit still at all, and Huang Chongwen, who immediately wanted to go out to bask in the sun, said: "Take a nap, Brother Chongwen, it's too sunny to go out now." ”

"Haven't you become a fisherman? Anglers are not afraid of the sun and rain, not afraid of wind and rain, except for thunder, rain or shine every day. ”

Huang Chongwen disdainfully: "Are you actually afraid of the sun? ”

At present, fishing is very popular on the Internet, and as a cloud angler, he has a relatively good understanding of the habits of fishermen.

Therefore, he is quite dissatisfied with Li Yi, and he is not as good as a hair of the fishing supreme "He Qiang".

For this reason, Li Yi had to change another way of saying: "We are here to enjoy life, whether it is fishing or picking watermelons, we can go whenever we want, this is a slow life, do you understand?" ”

Hearing this, Huang Chongwen was quite envious.

Yes, they are resident guests, and they have a lot of time to play if they want to play, so they don't need to be in a hurry.

Li Yi didn't care about Huang Chongwen anymore, and went into the bedroom with his futon, the quality of sleep last night was not good, and he got up early, he needed to make up for sleep.

Everyone else is in a similar situation, after doing physical work in the morning, people who fill their stomachs are naturally drowsy, and now they just want to go into the air-conditioned room to enjoy.

Everyone slept, and only Huang Chongwen was left in the living room.

He didn't expect that the others needed to rest because they felt physically tired, but they just saw the freedom to sleep whenever they wanted.

Huang Chongwen interacted with the camera alone.

"To be honest, I didn't believe Li Yi's words at first."

"You also know that he is a person, he doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth, and he never relents when he gets friends."

"But this time I misunderstood him."

Huang Chongwen got up, pushed open the door of the living room and walked out, and walked around, only to find that there was a room on the roof of the mushroom house, and the view was very good, and the glass window looked at the sea, but there was no air conditioning.

Within a few minutes, he was already hot and sweaty, and hurriedly returned to the living room, feeling the slightest coolness coming from the fan and the bedroom, and exhaled like a redemption.

When he came to the mushroom house, Huang Chongwen was in a good mood, and he continued to interact with the cameras set up in the living room.

"You have a mushroom house and a room with a sea view, can I sleep on it tonight?"

The camera actually moved up and down, which means that it can.

"Then install an air conditioner for me!"

The camera moved up and down again, and Huang Chongwen understood it as "no problem".

He is in a really good mood now, just like Li Yi who came to record "Three Meals a Day" for the first time.

Being able to get paid and enjoy the fun of the farmhouse is an ideal job!

To be honest, Huang Chongwen has more envy of Li Yi.

This kid is so good!

Monitor the inside of the room.

Wang Huaizhong was originally worried about how to fool Li Yi and them into using the sea-view room, but he didn't expect Huang Chongwen's arrival to directly help him solve his troubles.

Looking at Huang Chongwen, who interacted with the camera on the monitor, looked cute and had no head, Wang Huaizhong sighed: "This is a lucky star!" ”

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

The heat waves churn in the air, and the sea sparkles under the sun's rays, as if dyed with color, which is beautiful.

The mushroom house, located alone on the edge of the beach, is quiet and beautiful, like a scene from a fairy tale.

The alarm clock rang, piercing the silence of the mushroom house, and Li Yi was the first to open his eyes, sit up, and lean against the bed in a daze.

Zhang Lei, Lin Dan, and Zheng Chaoyang on the Chase shop also woke up one after another, their eyes full of confusion, and their resistance to the next work arrangement.

What a nasty alarm clock!

And this alarm clock not only broke the silence of the mushroom house, but also broke Huang Chongwen's beautiful imagination.

After being stunned for a while, Li Yi was the first to get up and get out of bed, first went to the living room to wake up Huang Chongwen, who was already asleep with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, and then went to the toilet to wash.

After coming out refreshed and refreshed, he found that Wang Huaizhong had arrived with a smile on his face.

After waiting for a while, the others also cleaned up, sat down casually in the living room, and looked at Wang Huaizhong.

Wang Huaizhong looked at Huang Chongwen unhurriedly and smiled at him: "Chongwen wants to sleep in the sea-view room above tonight?" ”

Thinking that he could see the sea as soon as he got up and opened his eyes, Huang Chongwen, who was still a little sleepy, immediately became energetic, nodded happily and said, "Yes, have you installed an air conditioner?" ”

"Don't worry, our program team promises to install the air conditioner before you go to bed."

Wang Huaizhong's smile became even bigger, in the eyes of Huang Chongwen, he was an angel, but in the eyes of Li Yi and others, he was a devil: "Then let's talk about the conditions." ”

"Huh?"

Huang Chongwen's expression froze suddenly, and he looked left and right: "Is there still a condition?" ”

Li Yi and the others didn't have time to refute Wang Huaizhong, and were busy avoiding Huang Chongwen's eyes.

Fooling a naΓ―ve person will still have some psychological burden.

"Well, I won't embarrass you."

Wang Huaizhong continued: "You only need to pick a ton of watermelons in the afternoon, and we will immediately install air conditioning in the living room and upstairs rooms. ”

Huang Chongwen was silent, he obviously realized that the truth was not what he imagined, he looked at Li Yi with a complicated expression, and then looked at the others.

Just picking two watermelons to satisfy your appetite is pure hedonism, what the hell is picking a ton?

"We don't want the air conditioner in the living room, lose 500 pounds." Lee also bargained.

With a large air conditioner with double doors in the bedroom, the temperature in the living room is still relatively suitable.

"You can do without the air conditioner in the living room, but you can only lose a hundred pounds." After speaking, Wang Huaizhong smiled silently.

Bundle sales for him to play understand that belongs to yes.

After Wang Huaizhong left, there was a sudden silence in the living room.

Everyone didn't dare to look at Huang Chongwen's eyes.

Huang Chongwen suddenly spoke, breaking the silence: "So, you guys have been lying to me all along, right?" ”

"No, it's true to pick watermelons, but you need to pick a little more." Li Yi replied humbly.

Huang Chongwen sneered: "What about fishing?" ”

"It's true, but the consequence is likely to be eating soy sauce bibimbap." Li Yi's voice became smaller and quieter.

Today, Li Yi also learned that why the fish on the beach are so difficult to catch is mainly because there are surrounding fishermen's nets on the seaside, and these fish are very fine.

Of course, it's not because his skills are not good.

Therefore, fishing in the mushroom house and not working is no less than a gamble, and nine out of ten bets are lost.

"Li Yi, hey, Li Yi!"

Huang Chongwen suddenly collapsed, hugged his head and cried, and his sincere appearance frightened everyone.

Not really, brother?

However, just listening to the sound and not seeing tears, he knew that Huang Chongwen was working.

Li was also a little surprised, but also felt that it was expected.

After all, before in the Men's Gang, Huang Chongwen showed a good talent for variety shows when he played the turtle immortal.

This old boy is a sullen type, and he is very cold in front of fans and strangers, but if he enters his own rhythm in front of acquaintances, there will be unexpected energy.

Li Yi was silent for a moment: "Brother, I'm not dead yet." ”

"I don't care, I must live in this sea view room anyway!" Huang Chongwen stopped acting, broke the jar, and looked at Li Yi viciously.

You definitely can't run away, and since you can't resist, it's better to enjoy it.

Li is also a bit of a pity.

He really wanted to see if there was anyone who was the first to escape from the mushroom house, so that the effect of the show would definitely explode.

If this person who fled was Huang Chongwen, it wouldn't have much of a negative impact.

can only say that Huang Chongwen's variety show talent is still a little worse than Li Yibi!

Then, everyone changed their clothes and came to the watermelon field again.

The sun was hanging high, the watermelon field seemed to be continuous, and the sky was churning with heat waves, Huang Chongwen just glanced at it, and people were a little dizzy.

At this time, he still had any idea of recording a season, and he was already thinking about whether there was any reason to leave early.

When it came time to actually start working, he regretted it even more.

Frequently squatting and getting up in the watermelon field, the back of the clothes is still hot in the sun, and picking watermelons is not fun at all!

What kind of sea view room do you live in, isn't it fragrant to sleep in a Chase bunk?

It's just that when he saw Li Yi, whose shoulders were red and swollen and blue, put two pieces of cloth on his shoulders, and silently picked up the back of two baskets full of watermelons, Huang Chongwen didn't have the idea of complaining.

found that he was too slow to pick watermelons, and took the initiative to carry the burden with Li Yi, not letting him pick it on his shoulders anymore.

The temperature in the afternoon was higher than in the morning, and everyone became more and more silent as they dried.

Suddenly, a high-pitched scream rang out in the watermelon patch.

"Snakes,, there's snakes!"

Lin Dan was obviously really frightened, not only did he even spit out the dirty words, but the whole person also jumped up, a few meters away in an instant, and his explosive power was much better than that of a leopard.

The vines of watermelons are dense, and it is normal to have snakes.

Li Yi and the others stayed away from that area, and most people were naturally afraid of snakes, whether they were poisonous or not.

When he was a child, Li Yi was not afraid of snakes, and once used a short wooden stick to tease snakes in the admiring eyes of a group of friends, and later was smoked by his grandfather with a thin wooden strip for half an hour, and his buttocks and arms were full of swollen red marks.

When I grew up, I was afraid of many things in my childhood, but now I have a fear mentality, and Li Yi is also frightened when he sees snakes.

But it's not because of grandpa's beating, it's just that I know more and my courage has become smaller.

Including Li Yi, several big men hid to the side and silently shifted the melon-picking position, only Yang Jieyi walked over fearlessly.

"Don't"

Before Lin Dan finished speaking, she saw Yang Jieyi flying the snake several meters away with a flat pole, and she said lightly: "This is a cauliflower snake, it is not poisonous." ”

The indifference and fearlessness on the faces of the only women present contrasted sharply with the cowardice and weakness on the faces of other men.

Li Yi inexplicably thought of the title of this issue - Yang Jieyi and a group of useless men.

After the hiccup, work returned to normal.

But the words of several men have become more, I don't know if it's because chatting can make them not think about the snake that sticks out its head and spits out letters anytime and anywhere.

Before you know it, the black filter of the sky is deepening, and the villages in the distance are already lit up, and the curling smoke can be seen rising to the sharpest eyes.

The sky is gray, it will be dark but not black, the visibility is not high, if it is not for the watermelon field There are enough people, it is easy to produce an eerie feeling.

"The last two baskets, the last two baskets!" Tong Li also weighed the watermelon next to him and loaded the car, and Huang Chongwen excitedly shouted to a few people in the watermelon field.

The small truck has been covered by them layer after layer, and the total has come to 1920 catties.

The two worked as watermelon porters for an afternoon, and they already knew that a basket was full, about forty-five pounds.

As everyone weighed the last basket of watermelons and loaded them into the car, the right to use the sea-view house was also obtained.

Looking at the compartment of the pickup truck full of watermelons, they actually had an indescribable sense of accomplishment in their hearts.

Huang Chongwen felt that he was too capable, and specially asked the driver of the pickup truck: "Brother, how many catties of watermelons can your car usually transport in an afternoon?" ”

The driver of the pickup truck gave him a puzzled look.

Catty?

Then he replied honestly: "It depends, if there are so many of you, you can generally pull at least two carts, about eight or nine tons." ”

"Huh?"

Huang Chongwen knew that compared with real melon farmers, there must be a gap in their work efficiency, but he didn't expect the gap to be so big.

However, the driver didn't know what Huang Chongwen meant, everyone came to work in the field at two o'clock, and they all started picking watermelons when they were fully ripe, so it would naturally be much faster.

Seeing Huang Chongwen's sneering expression, the driver didn't know if he realized it, and added: "But they don't pick melons as carefully as you guys, many of them pick them when they see that they are about the same size, and they won't judge them as immature, because they calculate wages according to the tonnage of loading." ”

This didn't make Huang Chongwen find psychological comfort, but just asked the program team to cut this section in, and all the money earned was hard money, and not all melon pickers did this.

(End of chapter)