Zhang Lei stretched out his foot and kicked the plastic bucket towards Li Yi a little more, and said very calmly: "You can rest assured, it must be cleaned, and I also wiped it carefully with your towel." ”

"?"

Li Yi didn't hold back again, but when he saw that his sweat towel was hanging in the cabin, he knew that the cargo was disgusting himself.

But it's really disgusting!

"It's you guys who made too much of a fuss!"

Zhang Lei defended himself and looked at Liu Qiang: "It's normal at sea, right, Xiaoqiang?" ”

Liu Qiang nodded: "When you go to sea, men are not so particular, like our boat does not have a toilet, the urine is facing the sea, and the big one can take something to load, or the legs and feet are strong, and the horse can also squat directly in the stern." ”

Zhang Lei asked teasingly: "Then are you good at stepping up?" ”

Under the camera, Liu Qiang lowered his head a little embarrassed: "It's okay." ”

Li Yi: "......"

Jiang Haoran: "......"

It is not difficult to know from Brother Qiang's words that he usually feels that it is convenient to squat directly at the stern of the boat.

They had tried hard not to think about it, but an uncontrollable image always came to their minds: in the middle of the sea, the people on the boat pouted their white butts......

In fact, according to Brother Qiang's words, this kind of thing is very normal, and Li Yi can understand it, after all, when he planted rice in the first season, he also released water on the ridge with his back to the camera, but he always felt an inexplicable sense of joy.

"Brilliant, these few short hours, it's really exciting!"

For this reason, Li Yidu put down the fishing rod and couldn't help but clap his hands: "I feel that I am satisfied with this trip to the sea, even if I can't catch fish, it's nothing." ”

Jiang Haoran agreed, he had originally come to experience it, and what he saw and heard in just a few hours was obviously an extraordinary experience.

It turns out that the show can still be recorded like this.

"! Give me a seat. ”

Zhang Lei squeezed next to Li Yi, couldn't wait to throw off the fishing rod, and began to draw the iron plate: "I made such a big sacrifice today, I can't say that I can't catch a fish!" ”

Li Yi glanced at Zhang Lei and said, "Brother Lei, you don't need to make your own nest, it's a waste, right?" ”

"Why are you so buried when I step on a horse!?" Zhang Lei's old face turned red, he couldn't care about his cultivation and quality, and gave Li Yi a punch in the shoulder.

However, fishing is a sport that is too much to rely on.

I don't know if there is no fish at this fishing spot, or if Li Yi's words are too effective, after fishing for almost an hour, everyone found nothing, not even a fish mouth.

Seeing this, Liu Youcai asked, "How long do you plan to fish?" If you want to play a little longer, I can take you to a fishing spot, where Xiaoqiang and I usually catch fish. ”

"Go, go!"

Whether it was Li Yi or Zhang Lei, their eyes lit up when they heard this, they went to sea to fish!

As for Jiang Haoran, the novice benefits have not been encountered, so naturally he is a little interested, and the frequency of throwing rods has already become slower and slower.

His opinion doesn't matter, though.

Liu Youcai was about to start the engine, but Li Yi raised his hand to stop: "Uncle Cai, wait a while, I'll put some water first." ”

It hasn't been convenient to come out so far, and he doesn't want to endure it anymore.

Li Yi picked up the walkie-talkie: "Crooked, the buddy on the other side of the speedboat is troublesome to drive to the direction of the program group's boat." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Brother Lei is running away again."

“.”

Zhang Lei: "??? ”

Jiang Haoran also held back for a long time, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Yi'er, what are you going to do?"

"Just stand by the boat."

Li Yi walked to the side of the boat, turned around and warned him: "Don't shoot if you shouldn't shoot!" ”

Seeing this, not only Jiang Haoran, but Zhang Lei also hurriedly followed.

So, the three of them stood in a row and urinated in the wind.

"No, Brother Lei, you raise it a little higher." Jiang Haoran, who was standing in the middle, was shocked.

The ship's photographer was filming their backs.

The fishing boat started, drove for about half an hour, and then stopped again, wrapped in the sea, and did not know where it was.

"This is it."

Liu Youcai turned off the engine, anchored and stopped the boat, and then said: "Here is mainly fishing for groupers and red friends, I have fished more than 40 catties of grouper here, and the harvest is usually less, I and Xiaoqiang fish for two hours, and one person can catch two or three." ”

Hearing that there were more than forty catties of groupers, as well as two or three guaranteed bottoms, not to mention Li Yi and Zhang Lei's eyes, even Jiang Haoran, who felt a little bored, cheered up again.

There was not enough space on the boat, the captain did not fish, sat there smoking hookah, and the rest of the people hurriedly began to fish.

It's just that more than half an hour has passed, and there is still no movement at all.

"It's all your fault."

Zhang Lei complained: "It must be because of what you said that none of us can catch fish." ”

Liu Qiang also looked at Li Yi in confusion.

This fishing spot is the exclusive fishing spot of Liu Qiang and his father, and when he came here, he never returned empty-handed, even if he was unlucky, he would not even have a fish mouth for almost an hour.

"What does this matter to me, you must have offended the sea!"

Li Yi replied, but he didn't disbelieve in evil, and his mouth vibrated with words: "Dahai Dad, Dahai Grandpa, don't blame, just now the child is ignorant, talking and playing, you can give me a fish!" ”

Others couldn't hear Li Yi's fragmented thoughts clearly, but all the radio on his collar was clearly recorded.

His prayers seemed to work, but they didn't seem to work.

Someone caught the fish, but it wasn't him who caught the fish.

"I'm caught in the fish, I'm in the fish!!" Jiang Haoran shouted excitedly.

Judging by the degree of bending of the fishing rod, this fish seems to be not small.

What a goddamn newbie perk!

Li Yi and Zhang Lei glanced at each other, both angry.

Why can't a hard-working, single-minded angler catch a fish?

Li Yi shook his head: "I really want a body that has never been fished before." ”

Zhang Lei deeply agrees.

In less than a minute, Li Yi asked four times and Zhang Lei asked five times, all of which asked Jiang Haoran if he needed help.

The two of them had already put down their fishing rods to ensure that when Jiang Haoran needed help, they could grab his fishing rod as soon as possible.

It's a pity that Jiang Haoran doesn't need help at all, although the fish he caught seems to be not small, it is quite stupid, and he has already accepted his fate and has not made any effort.

Slowly, slowly, after about three minutes, the "fish" finally surfaced.

Everyone was dumbfounded, it was a black plastic bag.

It's good that no one is fishing!

Li Yi was smiling, he admitted that he was psychologically dark, and the moment he saw the plastic bag, he was suddenly relieved, and he concentrated on catching his own fish.

Zhang Lei generously showed his dark psychology, and it was very explicit.

I saw him slap his thighs with a smile, and after laughing, he comforted Jiang Haoran, who was speechless: "It's okay Haoran, you have got the essence of the fishing guy, you can catch anything except fish, this is the fun of fishing." ”

Another half an hour passed, and Li Yidu began to hit himself in the mouth, and everyone still didn't have a mouth.

Now not only Zhang Lei is complaining about Li Yi, but even Liu Youcai and Liu Qiang look at Li Yi with strange eyes.

Liu Youcai asked, "Do you still plan to continue fishing?" ”

"Fishing, you have to fish, I don't believe that I can't catch fish at sea, and if I can't catch it today, I won't go back!" Zhang Lei gritted his teeth, and shook the rod down again with a fierce look in his eyes.

Today's weather is very good, the clouds in the sky are very thick, there is no sun, and there is no sign of fishing, Li Yi has no objection, anyway, going to sea to work is counted as working hours.

Although the Air Force is depressing and frustrating, it is also more comfortable than going back to pick watermelons and break corn.

"Then I'll cook for you, but I only brought out the noodles and cooked you a seafood noodle with the miscellaneous fish and shrimp I found in the morning?" Liu Youcai doesn't matter, the program team has already given enough expenses.

"That's embarrassing."

Li Yi turned around and said, "Then it's troublesome to cook more noodles, I'm very hungry." ”

"No problem." Liu Youcai smiled, took out the alcohol stove and other tools from a package in the cabin, found a place and started cooking.

Until the noodles were ready, someone finally caught the fish, and Liu Qiang caught a red friend who weighed six catties.

This made Li Yi and the others regain their confidence, there are fish in this sea!

Liu Youcai took out disposable dishes and chopsticks, filled them with noodles, and greeted: "Let's eat first, and then fish after eating." ”

Smelling the aroma of seafood noodles, Li Yi's stomach was gurgling, breakfast was too early, the staple food was still white porridge, he was hungry for a long time, thanked him, picked up the bowl and started to make it directly.

I don't know if it's because of hunger or Liu Youcai's good craftsmanship, the seafood flavor of seafood noodles is very strong, and then sprinkle a few green onions, and add a few drops of sesame oil, the fragrance is fragrant, and it is appetizing.

Li Yi is usually too lazy to eat the small sea fish with many spines, but at this time he is also relishing.

After filling his stomach, Zhang Lei said: "Brother Cai, all the fish I caught today will be given to you." ”

Li Yi hesitated for a moment and said, "Brother Lei, if we don't want to give, we can not give"

Zhang Lei's eyes widened, but he didn't have any confidence, and said: "Brother Nacai, don't be in a hurry to go back when the time comes, we will give you some watermelon and corn to take home." ”

"It's okay, it's okay."

Liu Youcai waved his hand: "The program team has already given it." ”

"That's right, we gave it, and I forgot to tell you that you need to pay for your own food when you go to sea."

I don't know if Wang Huaizhong is listening at all times, his voice happened to come out of the walkie-talkie at this time: "Five working hours for one person, isn't it expensive?" ”

"Can't afford to play? Can't you afford to play? Li also immediately questioned.

Wang Huaizhong didn't answer, and continued: "We still have cold drinks here, in the vast sea, you only need to spend three working hours, you can get a cold coke and cold beer." ”

Zhang Lei took the walkie-talkie and angrily sprayed a word: "Get out." ”

Now the time is one o'clock in the afternoon, and their working hours are counted from the moment they go to sea, and today they actually officially went to sea at half past five, not counting Chen Yanfei's side, the three of them earned twenty-four working hours.

A meal that almost went dry

Lest the ingredients for dinner be exchanged for work, Li Yi and the three of them couldn't take a break, and hurriedly started fishing again.

However, another hour passed.

Except for Liu Qiang's three-pound golden pomfret, Li Yi's fishing rod still didn't move at all.

Even during the period, Zhang Lei and Liu Qiang changed positions, and Jiang Haoran also asked Liu Qiang to help him throw a rod, but he still got nothing.

"Do you really blame me?" Li Yidu couldn't help but doubt himself.

But he sent him to kneel down to the sea.

Another hour passed.

During this period, Jiang Haoran was tired and sat down to rest for ten minutes, and then it was these ten minutes that Liu Youcai used his fishing rod to catch a fish, which also used small fish as bait.

"No, the fish is teasing me?"

Li Yi rubbed his slightly sore neck, and suddenly saw a few fish swimming there on the water next to the boat.

He hurriedly retracted the line and threw the bait there, and the fish was so frightened that it fled in all directions, and then swam back again, swimming around the bait, but not biting!

“.”

Li Yi suddenly said nonsense angrily: "Uncle Cai, is there a water pump?" ”

"Huh?"

In fact, not only Li Yi, looking at Zhang Lei, whose eyes were becoming more and more ruthless, and Jiang Haoran, whose eyes were becoming more and more unfocused, Liu Youcai was very worried about their mental state.

The three of them have never been able to catch fish, and Liu Huaicai feels that it is not a problem of fishing skills.

In addition to Jiang Haoran, Li Yi and Zhang Lei's teasing techniques are all the same.

It's the people who have the problem.

People who go to sea will be a little superstitious, or believe, anyway, Liu Huai believes in metaphysics.

He felt that maybe it was Li Yi's words that caused the three of them to never catch fish.

So, Liu Youcai thought for a while and said, "Why don't I take you to fish for something else?" How about squid fishing? It's not far from here, twenty minutes away. ”

Since Li Yi said that he is satisfied if he can't catch fish, then he won't fish and go squid fishing!

Scientifically speaking, squid is not a fish, it belongs to mollusks in terms of biological classification.

Liu Youcai forgot who had popularized science for him.

Liu Qiang watched from the side, and saw that they had not been fishing, and he also felt a little uneasy about receiving the money today, and helped to add: "Although now is not the best time to fish for squid, there are still quite a few places we go to." ”

He had already thought about it, and if he couldn't catch it, he would take the net and catch it for them.

"Fish for another half an hour, and if you can't go squid fishing." Zhang Lei said.

Li Yi was also unwilling.

Half an hour later, the fishing boat rumbled off again.

Li Yi, Zhang Lei and Jiang Haoran sat on the boat with depressed and tired faces.

Even if Liu Qiang said next to him that he could not catch a net, their mood and confidence would not recover at all before they caught the squid.

In about ten minutes, the fishing boat slowly stopped, and twenty or thirty meters away in front of it, there was a deserted island with exposed stones and a beach of less than 100 square meters.

Replaced with the string hook given by Liu Youcai, and hung it up during their fishing, Liu Youcai went down the net and caught small shrimp, and everyone started fishing for squid.

In less than a few minutes, Liu Qiang flew out of the sea with a squid, and after a few minutes, Zhang Lei and Jiang Haoran caught squid one after another.

Seeing this, Liu Youcai wondered: "Squid is not a fish!" ”

"Is it really my problem?" After saying this, Li Yi became more and more silent.

Every time he reeled in the line, he could see squid swimming under the bait.

This time it was even more excessive, a squid followed directly to the surface of the sea, and soaked ink on it.

Although he couldn't, Li also felt offended.

Li Yi hooked his fingers, signaled not to shoot the squid, and said to the camera: "This squid is following you and teasing you, but it doesn't bite you know?" ”

"You can't get used to it!"

"Horse-stepping!"

After saying that, I saw Li Yi throw the fishing rod, stretched out his long legs and stepped on the side of the boat, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, he jumped directly into the sea like a monkey.

(End of chapter)