050 Hurt each other
Chen Xuyang saw that the anchor was pointing the camera at him, and began to talk nonsense seriously, "Did you find out, he didn't broadcast live this week, do you know why?" ”
The anchor hurriedly asked, "yes, why?" ”
"Because he can't find a group performer."
The anchor's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "So, those videos he shot are really invited group performances?" ”
Chen Xuyang said with certainty, "Of course it's true, I also went to him to see him, but unfortunately, he was brushed in the first round." You don't know how perverted he is, if you want to be a group performer of his video, you have to go through five rounds of selection, the first round is just an audition, and more than ninety percent of the people have to be brushed off in each round, and those who can stay in the end are all at the actor level. ”
The anchor said loudly, "I'll just say, his videos must be scripted." This is the ...... witnesses."
"Poof!"
I don't know when there was an extra boy next to him, and when he heard this, he almost burst out laughing.
At this time, Chen Xuyang's mobile phone rang, and he saw a car with a license plate from his hometown driving over, and said to the anchor, "I still have something to do, so I'll go first." Hurry up and expose that guy's hypocrisy, I'll keep an eye on you, come on. ”
The car was parked on the side of the road, and it was the same hitchhiker who had come to pick him up.
Chen Xuyang got into the car, and the boy next to him also got into the car.
It turned out to be a fellow countryman.
……
Wait for the car to drive away.
The anchor was still talking there, and suddenly noticed a few unfriendly barrages.
"Just this brain, also learn to fight fakes?"
"This anchor is not very smart Yazi."
"He didn't even find out until now that he was tricked."
……
Tricked?
What do you mean?
The anchor was a little angry and said loudly, "No, what do you mean, if you have something to say, why do you want to attack him personally?" ”
At this time, a barrage appeared, "Lao Liu, that person just now is the anchor @Dayang who you want to fight fakes, people are talking nonsense in that serious way, and you actually believe it." Anyone with a long brain can tell that he's talking nonsense, okay, and don't blame others for saying that your IQ is touching. ”
What?
That person was the hypnotist just now?
The anchor was numb, in front of hundreds of fans, there was such a big ugly one, his face was red and white, and he couldn't wait to find a crack to get into.
What a shame!
No, we have to find a reason to get over......
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and shouted, "I know, I must have been hypnotized just now." Sure enough, it was a folk hypnotic master, who hypnotized me unconsciously. That's amazing. ”
There was joy in the barrage.
"Lao Liu is still six, this excuse can be found."
"It turns out that hypnosis can also make people's IQ lower, I learned."
"Laughing, this is the legendary teacher who dies before he gets started. was originally going to fight fakes, but who knows, the car overturned before entering the school. ”
……
The anchor just didn't see these cynical barrages.
At the very least, it's been over.
……
…………
Hitchhiker.
Chen Xuyang felt that the boy was a little familiar, and asked, "You are Wang Pengyu's cousin, right?" We've played basketball together before. ”
"It's me."
The boy saw that he recognized himself and said, "My name is Cai Zihao, I originally wanted to contact you before the start of school, but I haven't added you to WeChat." ”
Wang Pengyu was Chen Xuyang's sophomore table mate in high school. Cai Zihao is one year younger than them, and they have had contact with each other, and they are the kind of acquaintances who often meet but don't know each other's names.
Just now, Cai Zihao recognized him at a glance.
Chen Xuyang explained, "I never add friends through strangers. ”
Ding Duoduo is different, this is a real community cow, call directly.
He saw that it was the number from his hometown, so he took it. Then add WeChat.
The two exchanged pleasantries, and there was nothing to say.
After a while, Cai Zihao may have felt that the cold scene was not good, and asked, "Are you going back to your hometown on the weekend?" ”
"My grandmother's birthday, go back and celebrate her. What about you? ”
"My dad got married."
“…… Uncle is very powerful. ”
Cai Zihao didn't care about this anymore, and asked him again, "Why don't you bring your girlfriend back?" ”
Obviously, he also knew about Chen Xuyang's scandal, and asking like this was a bit of a joke.
Chen Xuyang shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know which one to bring." If you take two of them back, you're afraid of scaring your family. If you only bring one, I'm afraid they will fight. ”
Cai Zihao was stunned when he heard this, gave a thumbs up, and said in his heart, six!
Thinking of Chen Xuyang just now talking nonsense with his eyes open in front of the anchor, the authenticity of these words has to be put into a big question mark.
However, I have been in contact with it many times before, but I only think that this person is boring and does not like to talk. I really didn't expect him to have such a side.
It's actually a sullen.
Chen Xuyang is also out of the way now.
Since these two girls did not come forward to clarify, he became a scumbag that everyone shouted at.
If they can do the first year of junior high school, don't blame him for being the fifteenth.
As long as others dare to ask, he dares to say that they are his girlfriends.
The main thing is to hurt each other.
……
From the provincial capital to the hometown county, the whole high-speed journey takes more than four hours.
The driver spent a lot of time in order to pick up people, and when he came out of the highway in the county seat, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
The first to get out of the car was the girl sitting in the co-pilot, and she was also the first to get in the car.
When Chen Xuyang and the two got into the car, she was already in the car.
Chen Xuyang asked Cai Zihao, "When will you go back to school?" ”
"It's supposed to be Sunday."
"Otherwise, let's call a special car together, and the fare is half for one person. You don't have to go around and around. ”
"No problem."
One and a half is five hundred, which seems to be much easier to accept.
As long as you take a hitchhike, you always have to take a detour, which is too annoying.
As he was talking, he suddenly heard the driver outside shouting, "Hey, beauty, you haven't paid yet." ”
The girl pushed a suitcase and walked away without looking back.
The driver hurriedly caught up and said, "You haven't paid for the car yet." ”
The girl didn't mean to stop and said, "What money?" I never pay for a car. ”
The driver was anxious and reached out to pull her, "No, what do you mean?" ”
"Let it go!"
The girl screamed and said viciously, "You touch me again, be careful that I sue you for sexual harassment." ”
The driver took his hand back and said angrily, "You have to be reasonable, why don't you give money when you get in the car?" ”
The woman said bluntly, "I don't have any money." ”
In the car, Cai Zihao was dumbfounded and muttered, "There are such brazen people in this world." ”
I don't pay for the car, but I am still so arrogant.
At this time, he noticed that Chen Xuyang next to him was holding his mobile phone and filming at the woman outside.
is worthy of being an anchor, and the response is fast.
The girl said as she walked, "Aren't there three people in your car, ask them to collect it, what are you pestering me for?" ”
The driver didn't dare to pull her, and after following her out of a distance, he remembered that there were three passengers in the car, and he was helpless, and when he met this kind of person, he could only consider himself unlucky.
Just as he was about to turn around, he saw one of the passengers following behind.
He chuckled in his heart, wouldn't he be the same as he would be able to escape the order?
If this is the case, this trip, he will not only run in vain, but also lose money.