Chapter 3: I miss my daddy
The old man's eyes widened, he didn't expect Jiang He to look like a white and pure young man, and he could say this sentence in his mouth.
And he didn't expect that Jiang He would say this sentence when he clearly told him that the head snake was not easy to mess with, didn't he have a few pages left in his household registration book? It's so arrogant!
As soon as the ground snake heard this, his expression changed suddenly, and his eyes were almost about to erupt with fire, and he immediately wanted to punch Jiang He in the face to let him know why the monkey's ass was so red.
However, before he could swing his fist, a clear cracking sound reached his own ears.
A tingling pain spread all the way down his wrist to his brain, and the ground snake lowered his head and saw Jiang He's hand grabbing his wrist.
Jiang He's hand was exerting, and the hand bones of the Earth Head Snake were already severely fractured, and under the skin and flesh, his bones were under a completely unbearable pressure!
"Ahhh It hurts, it hurts! You let go! ”
The ground snake knelt directly on the ground, tears had already gushed out of his eyes, and his other hand slapped Jiang He's hand, but Jiang He didn't move at all, and continued to add strength to his hand.
"Brother! Eldest brother! You let go! Don't don't, don't! Hurt! It's going to break! Father! Can't I call you Daddy! Father!!!! ”
A terrible call came into the ears of everyone in the cafeteria, and this roar was like his father being pushed out of the operating room, grief-stricken, and kneeling down in front of the operating table.
The guard finally came late, looked at the ground snake lying on the ground, tears couldn't stop flowing, and then glanced at Jiang He next to him, and asked, "What's the situation?" ”
Jiang He took a sip of warm white porridge and replied, "I don't know, it is estimated that I look too similar to his father when I am young, and I can't help myself in the depths of my love, so where will I summon the soul in the end." ”
The old man didn't hold on, and the porridge in his mouth almost didn't squirt out.
When he came to the side of the ground snake, the guard knocked him on the face and asked, "Are you okay?" Who hit you? ”
The head snake was just about to get up to accuse Jiang He of his atrocities, but Jiang He kicked on his thumb, which was tantamount to a heavy refrigerator smashing on his instep, making the head snake almost faint.
"No, no one hit me," the Earth Snake's expression was even more distorted at this time than when he attended the funeral of his own nine clans, "I miss my father, woo woo-"
"It's good if no one hits you, if you hurt your hand, go to the infirmary, and a doctor will treat you." After saying this, the guard got up, and then gently tapped Jiang He's shoulder with the baton in his hand, "Don't take it as an example." ”
The guards knew what had just happened, but he also saw the atrocities of the head snake on weekdays, so he did not hold Jiang He accountable this time.
"Okay, Sir, I'm a great person!" Jiang He showed a classic Fuji smile and gestured OK to the guard.
When the guard left, Jiang He glanced at the half-dead snake lying on the ground, "Everyone is gone, don't pretend to be dead, get up." ”
The Ground Snake didn't react.
"If you don't get up again, you will cut off your children and grandchildren."
The ground snake immediately got up from the ground, even though there was unbearable pain in his arms and toes, he still shrank his head, and his words were full of fear, "Big, big brother......
"Didn't you still call me dad just now? How did you become estranged all of a sudden? ”
The ground snake felt the gaze of the prisoners around him, and he was really reluctant to spit out that word, but thinking of Jiang He's terrifying grip and the strength of his stomping just now, his scalp was numb.
In desperation, he could only blush his neck and replied stubbornly, "You have to ...... Get...... Daddy......"
", next time I see you snatching other people's eggs to eat, I'll leave you without eggs for the rest of your life."
The snake nodded repeatedly, fled in front of everyone's eyes, and ran in the direction of the infirmary.
Jiang He was just about to peel the egg, and Jiang He, who had upgraded his facial senses, noticed that his eyes seemed to be on his body, and he turned around, but saw that everyone in the cafeteria was looking at him.
"Thank you......"
One of the prisoners whispered a word.
The eyes of the surrounding prisoners were also full of respect and gratitude, after all, the prisoners in the detention center were not particularly vicious criminals, everyone was an ordinary person, and they would definitely express their gratitude if they were liberated under the weight of this kind of land snake.
"You're welcome, but I won't give you my tea eggs."
As he spoke, he peeled off the eggshell and stuffed it whole into his mouth.
The prisoner who thanked him smiled awkwardly, was he still worried about snatching his eggs?
The snake taught me, you taught the snake a lesson, and I robbed you of your eggs? I've got a hole in my head!
The old man gave Jiang He a thumbs up, "You kid, it's really good!" I thought you were dead just now, but I didn't expect you to be bad! ”
The old man didn't think about the transcendental, because the place where the transcendent was imprisoned was different from the place where ordinary people were imprisoned, and if he could be assigned to a place with himself, then Jiang He would definitely be an ordinary person.
"Small things, punish evil and promote good, and learn from Batman."
"What...... What chivalry? There are too many superheroes in the white skin, and there are no characteristics that I can't remember. ”
"Mom and Dad died the most."
"Oh! It's him! ”
After eating breakfast on his side, taking advantage of the old man's slow eating, Jiang He asked, "By the way, what is the uncle's surname?" ”
"Don't have your surname Ji, just call me Uncle Ji."
"Chickens? Which chicken? ”
"Ji Chang's Ji!"
"Oh, I see," Jiang He nodded, expanding on what the two had talked about last night, "Uncle Ji, do you know that Liu Seed will have more information?" ”
Uncle Ji drank most of the white porridge, swallowed it and spit out a breath of hot air, and then replied: "I know, the ground snake you taught a lesson just now is a member of the Willow Seed Society, you can ask him." ”
And what's going on?
"Didn't you say that the people of the Willow Seed Society were all transcendental? Wasn't that person just now just an ordinary person? Can ordinary people join the Willow Seed Club? ”
The uncle chewed the fritters, and said to Jiang He carefully: "Willow Seed Society, only extraordinary people can become staff members, and like the head snake just now, they can only be regarded as supernumerary personnel, with only one name, but in fact, it is not the combat power of the Willow Seed Society!" Got it? It's just bullying people everywhere under the banner.
"Otherwise, you think a member of the Willow Seed Society will go to the detention center? People go straight to prison! ”
After learning some of the information here, Jiang He nodded, "I see." ”
"Okay, I'm done eating," Uncle Ji picked out his teeth with his fingers, and put the dinner plate in the position of the sink with Jiang He, "Let's go, it's almost time, it's time to study and work." ”
Following Uncle Ji, Jiang He first followed the course in the study room for almost an hour.
But the specific content of the course can't be mentioned, just make up for it in your brain, and there will be problems when you write it.
During labor time, it is necessary to clean the entire detention center in batches, which is simple, just take a broom and pretend to be Uncle Ji.
After lunch, it's time for free time.
And before the free time, there is one thing to do.
That's the daily running exercise.
But the distance of this running exercise somewhat made Jiang He a little unexpected.
An afternoon's time.
Run around the playground for forty kilometers!
A whole marathon distance!
If you can't finish running, you won't have dinner!
Outrageous!