Chapter 257: I Have a Plan
Wu Jiang nodded heavily when he heard this, his head was very swollen, Gu Shiwei couldn't help but be frightened when he saw this action, for fear that his neck would not be able to bear the weight of his head, and he would rattle at any time, and a meatball would roll down.
"In the future, on the battlefield, look at my Dayong soldiers to kill that dog thief openly!"
Han Shiyan on the side finally put his mind at ease when he heard this, and he gave a thumbs up to Wu Jiang, "It is a gentleman's work to implement it brightly!" ”
"Gentleman" Wu Jiang was excited for a second, but he beat his thighs with both hands, "I don't know how long it will be, I can't swallow this breath when I see this dog thief." It's better to wait for the dead of night, I'll pretend to be a ghost and scare him into ascending to heaven! ”
Wu Jiang said, pointing to his head that was no different from a ghost, isn't this a godsend?
Gu Shiwei's eyes moved, and his head leaned towards Wu Jiang.
"How many generals are afraid of ghosts? This trick is only good for sour shows! I have a plan to find out the assassin hiding among us, and to make Na Yelu go around without food! ”
Wu Jiang's eyes lit up instantly, and he didn't know what he fantasized about, hehehehe
Han Shiyan, who was sitting in the carriage, looked at the two people who were "plotting", and he only wished that he had the ability to cover the water and collect it! Hehe, it's fair...... Hehe, gentleman...... He sees himself as a blind man!
Because of the urgent summons of the royal capital, the mission did not stop all the way, and even when it was time to eat, they did not open the fire to make food. The guy pulled the cart all the way out, and the wheels of the cart pulled out the Martian seeds.
Yelu Xun, who was sitting in the carriage and was unconscious, rubbed his head, and as soon as his hand touched the place where he was beaten by Yelu Yu before, he couldn't help but exhale in pain, "Ye Lu Yu, what kind of woman are you, the beast doesn't have such strength!" The barbarians will only rely on the Xiao family......"
Yelu cursed, and his eyes became more and more gloomy.
Speaking of the king, it is the Xiao family world at all! The little emperor, the young Empress Dowager Xiao, listened to the government, and the soldiers and horses of the Northern Dynasty were all in the hands of Xiao Ding, the king of the South. Although he is a little prince surnamed Yelu, his mother's family is in decline, and he is not loved by the queen mother at all.
In the eyes of the people of the world, it is not as noble as a strong female monster like Yeluyu!
Especially when she is about to marry into the Nanda Palace, it is becoming more and more rampant, and even his brother dares to fight!
Yelu Xun thought, the carriage suddenly bumped, his hand was not controlled for a while, and directly touched his head, so that the pain in such an instant that his tears fell out, and he couldn't help but sigh again!
Although he didn't see it, he touched it, and the crazy woman of Yeluyu knocked his skull out of a bowl-sized bag!
Is this still human? Even if you are kicked by a cow's hooves, it won't be like this!
Yelu Xun was angry in his heart, and this hand unconsciously became a little heavier, and when he came back to his senses, there was another burst of pain!
"Haha!"
Suddenly, a mocking chuckle suddenly sounded on the roof of the car.
Jerexun was instantly furious, jumped out of the carriage, lifted his whip and whipped it towards the top of the carriage! But the roof of the carriage was empty, not to mention people, not even a ghost shadow was missing.
Yelu didn't get angry, he took off into the air and got on the roof of the car, but he saw a small clay figure on the roof of the car, and the little clay figure broke into two pieces, one of which was obviously a descendant.
"Gu Shiwei!" Yelu Xun only felt that his qi and blood were surging up instantly, his whole eyes became scarlet, and Gu Shiwei's humiliation of him before had all poured into his mind at this moment, and he was almost mad!
Yelu Xun stepped on it violently, directly stomped on the clay figure and smashed it, not to mention, and directly stomped out of a hole in the top of the carriage!
The broken clay figure rolled straight down the hole and fell into the carriage.
He thought, and without hesitation, he tapped his feet and galloped straight towards the carriage where he was located.
What he didn't see was that at the moment when the clay figure shattered, a bright red worm crawled out! The worm crept up the soles of Jerushon's shoes, and then crawled down the hem of his shirt into his sleeve pocket!
It was already dark at this time, and the men of the mission had just taken the meal, and the people of the escort were all nibbling on the buns as they walked. All the way they went, the Northern Dynasty mission was in the front, and the Dayong mission was in the back.
Yelu Xun galloped all the way, from the Northern Dynasty mission straight into the Dayong mission, and rushed straight to the carriage where Gu Shiwei was.
Without thinking about it, he reached out and opened the curtain of the carriage.
At the moment when the curtain was lifted, only a loud cry like spring thunder was heard, followed by the neighing of war horses, the barking of wild dogs, and even the crows circling in the sky squeaked and barked!
Jeruxun only felt that his ears were ringing, and for a moment he couldn't hear anything.
When he glanced around, he saw that many of the guards of the Dayong Mission were constantly picking at their legs, and they looked obviously very abnormal.
Abnormal!
Right! It's an anomaly!
Yelu Xun woke up in an instant, this Dayong envoy has Gu Shiwei and Wei Changming and other top masters, not to mention, there are a lot of guards, he has already seen how fierce this group of mad dogs is during the day, there is no reason to let him fall into a no-man's land at night.
He rushed so violently, but anyone with eyes could see that he was looking for trouble! But no one stopped him!
Isn't this an anomaly?
He must have fallen for the trick! But what tricks can this have?
Just when Yeluxun was at a loss, he heard the previous thunder shouting, and the voice was full of grief and indignation, as if he had met the little lady of the king of the mountain, "Yeluxun, you are so vicious!" You can't be humane yourself, so you let poisonous insects bite us! ”
It's not the ears that Jerushun buzzes this time, it's the brain!
He stared at the ghostly big pig's head in the carriage, Wu Jiang's son was obviously unrecognizable, but he still saw a sunny smile in his eyes!
He was obviously laughing, but he screamed like a pig!
Yelu Xun was furious, "Wu Jiang, you spew blood!" Who can't be humane! ”
Wu Jiang pushed Yeluxun away and jumped out of the carriage...... After his shouting, the convoy had come to a complete halt.
Wu Jiang jumped on the spot, rolled up his trouser legs without hesitation, and shouted loudly, "You dog thief, you just told me in the carriage that you can't be the only one in this world If you are a eunuch, how can you turn your face and deny it!" ”
As he spoke, he looked at the people in front of and behind him, "Everyone, hurry up and check yourself, I felt itchy legs before, and when I opened it, I saw a black bug crawling up my calf!" If this is a bite...... Maybe it's going to be like Jerman! ”