This night, Zhou Yi, who had eaten up, had a dream, a ridiculous dream of a wine pond and meat forest.

Fan Yu, Gao Yuanyuan, Jia Jingwen all played a game with themselves "You catch me, if you catch me, I will follow you, hehehe", and there is a Qiu Zixuan from Korea on the side who is feeding himself grapes.

He ate deliciously.

Then as the emperor, he ignored the opinion of the queen Diao Chan, and with a wave of his hand, he made each of them kings and sealed the territory-

Well?

Ripping the ground?

Zhou Yi, who was dreaming more and more strangely, seemed to have thunder flashing in his mind, and in the next second, he opened his eyes sleepily-

The alarm clock on the brown bedside table was still dutifully performing its duties, and Zhou Yi, who was suddenly irritable, slapped directly on the button of the alarm clock, and the thunder in the dream suddenly stopped ringing.

"Grass, why do people go to work."

Zhou Yi, who buried his head under the pillow for nearly ten minutes, finally got out of the quilt with difficulty, yawned and turned off the air conditioner.

Looking at the time, it was already past eight o'clock.

Last night's barbecue discussion didn't end until the second half of the night, so that he slept a few hours later than usual, and naturally woke up reluctantly.

Thinking that there were still a bunch of songs waiting to be arranged and mixed, and that he had to learn to dance, Zhou Yi couldn't wait to break himself into two pieces.

For the first time since he was reborn, he has regained the feeling of busyness in his previous life.

However, the amount of money that can be made is predictably much more than that of the previous life.

Zhou Yi, who took off his pajamas, yawned and entered the bathroom to wash, and as soon as he was halfway through brushing his teeth, the doorbell rang-

"Who?"

"Zhou Yi, it's me, Jielun."

Outside the door, Jay Chou's iconic voice came. Zhou Yi, who still had a toothbrush in his mouth, went out to open the door, and looked at the man with two breakfasts standing at his door in surprise.

"I think you haven't had breakfast yet, so I brought one for you when I went down to buy food." Jay Chou, who is more or less familiar with each other, raised the lunch box in his hand and explained with a smile.

The house that Warner rented for Zhou Yi was placed on the same floor as the one Liu Ganhong bought, which is why Zhou Yi was able to hit a gas leak last time he came back.

The current Jay Chou is so poor that he has no confidence in picking up girls, eating, drinking, and sleeping is basically either in Wu Zongxian's alpha company or in Liu Ganhong's house.

After all, although Liu Ganhong has gradually become outdated, he is still an artist who needs to run the notice, and his home is empty. As long as his girlfriend doesn't come, his home is basically Jay Chou living.

"Thanks, how much, I'll give it to you."

"No, it's just breakfast."

As Zhou Yi stepped out of the way and walked into the living room, Zhou Jielun, who put breakfast on the coffee table, shook his head and refused, and then his eyes fell on Zhou Yi, who was bare and his upper body, and teased: "I didn't see it yesterday, six-pack abs, good figure." ”

"Visionary."

Zhou Yi, who had finished washing up quickly, gave him a thumbs up: "It looks like I have to reduce the intensity of my workout." ”

“？”

Jay Chou was stunned: "Why?" Isn't this a good figure? ”

"Moderate fitness attracts the opposite sex, and excessive fitness attracts the same sex."

Zhou Yile, who grabbed a white T-shirt from the sofa and put it on his body, sat down and said, "I think my sexual orientation is still normal. ”

“……”

Jay Chou, who couldn't keep up with Zhou Yi's out-of-thinking thinking, was directly silent, and finally could only explain dryly: "That, Zhou Yi, I'm not gay." ”

He is not good at words, and when he encounters a social terrorist like Zhou Yi, who comes with his mouth open, he is more or less not enough.

"Ah, just kidding."

Zhou Yi, who broke the disposable chopsticks, waved his hand, signaling that he didn't have to care: "Don't you have to go to the company?" Do you still have time to come to me? ”

"No, I'm just writing songs at the company. The work at hand before was a sample of "Hell's Angels", but when it was done, it was time for gas poisoning. ”

After nodding his head a little awkwardly, Jay Chou, who talked about his situation, was somewhat depressed.

I'm afraid the money in his pocket now is higher than Zhang Shaohan, who works two jobs - uh, no, Zhang Shaohan sang two songs and filmed two MVs, and his savings may have more than him.

"You can write your own songs, anyway, it's okay now, why don't you apply for a debut with your company?" Seeing that Xiao Zhou at the moment seemed to have no signs of debut, Zhou Yi tentatively mentioned it.

Unexpectedly, Jay Chou waved his hand again and again: "Brother Xian said that I can't sing, and my singing voice is also very strange, and it is difficult to make my debut." ”

"It's okay, I think your voice is quite strong, so you might as well apply for it. You see, I'm not also from a wild road, and I actually learned to be a pickled girl at the beginning of music. ”

“……”

Jay Chou, who really had a singer's dream in his heart, was obviously touched, but after hesitating for a moment, his expression still dimmed a little.

It's not that he didn't sing, but unfortunately he was killed in the end.

Zhou Yigang wanted to say something more, but the mobile phone ringtone in his pocket suddenly rang-

took it out and looked at it, it was Xiao Yaxuan.

"Hey, why did you call me early in the morning?"

"Of course I'm here to play with you, are you free?"

"Theoretically speaking, I shouldn't be available today, I just finished filming the MV of a song yesterday, and I'm going to go to the company today to see the post-production."

Zhou Yiman, who was snorting and snorting, didn't care.

"Really? You don't look like that kind of good boy, the disobedient bad boy is you. Have you thought about it, have you thought about it, come downstairs and have a look? ”

“？”

Hearing this, Zhou Yifan's movements paused, and then as if he thought of something, he immediately walked to the balcony and leaned out: a long-haired woman wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a mask was downstairs by the flower bed, and when she saw his gaze, she immediately raised her hand and shook it at him.

Jay Chou, who didn't know why, thought something was wrong, so he hurriedly put down the bowl in his hand and walked to the balcony, just in time to see Xiao Yaxuan waving at Zhou Yi.

"You're really not afraid of being recognized, Xiao Yaxuan." Zhou Yi, who was leaning on the railing, suddenly laughed.

Jay Chou, who didn't know why, suddenly widened his small eyes when he heard this name - at this moment, he thought of the scandal he had just seen on the entertainment pages of major newspapers not long ago.

"What, are you scared?"

"You might regret saying that."

After speaking, Zhou Yi hung up the phone, turned his head to the side and greeted Zhou Jielun, who was still in a state of shock: "Jielun, if someone is looking for me, I will go first." This is the key, please help me lock the door when I leave, and then put it under the carpet at the door. ”

"Huh? Yes? No, that-"

Jay Chou, who came back to his senses, hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch the key that Zhou Yi threw at him, who turned to leave, and stopped talking.

An hour later, Jay Chou, who had already come to work at Alpha, received a call from Sun Yanzi -

"Jielun, do you know where Zhou Yi went? I called him but no one answered, the message was not returned, and the company did not see him. ”

“…… Uh, I haven't eaten barbecue for a long time, I ate too much at one time last night, and I had a bad stomach, it was acute gastroenteritis. Zhou Yi sent me to the hospital to see a doctor, you know, we live on the same floor.

"Then he helped me move, so I probably didn't notice the phone."

Thinking of Sun Yanzi and Zhou Yi's acquaintance yesterday, Jay Chou, who was unsure, hid directly in a quiet compartment, and his tone paused, with a little weakness in his voice.

"Well, how are you doing? You okay? Sun Yanzi on the other end of the phone suddenly realized.

"No, it's okay, I'm feeling good now."

After stumbling uncomfortably, Jay Chou, who hung up the phone, decisively called Zhou Yi - after three in a row, the phone was connected.

"Jayron? What's up? ”

Jay Chou decisively told Zhou Yi his reasons, ventilated in advance, and then hung up the phone.

After knowing this, Zhou Yi was made to cry and laugh.

Jay Chou, this buddy can handle it, and if he has righteousness, that's true.

But he doesn't need to cover at all.