Chapter 33: Gifts [Seeking to Recommend Monthly Passes]
Xue Zhou and Xiaoye lay in a pool of blood, and the power of resurrection appeared again and again, filling their vacant lives, but the concept of armament has a time limit, and they can't live indefinitely forever.
Finally, the time limit for conceptual armament ended, and Xuezhou and Xiaoye also ended their last resurrection.
Unarmed, in front of them stood a hanging cocoon lit with a cigarette,
Hanging cocoon, he looked at the brothers melancholy: "Why don't you two die?" That's not going to work, I'm going to have to ask for more money from the ghost, I've killed you a total of 39 times since just now, well, let's multiply the reward that the ghost gave me by 39. ”
The brothers, who knew they had no power to resist, also sat on the ground.
Xiaoye shook her head with a wry smile: "This Mr. Hanging Cocoon, can you scatter me a cigarette?" ”
"Oh, okay, little black brother over there, are you either?" The hanging cocoon did not refuse, but asked Xue Zhou enthusiastically.
He still likes to smoke with others, because when someone smokes with him, then he can feel that he has more free time.
"Let's have one." Xue Zhou shrugged, "I haven't smoked it for a long time." ”
The brothers are also old smokers, but they have quit.
The reason is that they found a new child in the orphanage, only 12 years old, who has smoked for six years, he comes from a very bad family of origin, he learned to smoke at the instigation of the block bastard, and his parents died of drug overdoses.
Perhaps the only good thing this parents do is not to use drugs for their own children.
For the sake of the child's health, they talked with the child many times, and the child said to quit smoking every time, but each time he couldn't bear to relapse, which made the brothers anxious and smoked several packs of cigarettes to relieve anxiety.
Xue Zhou, who has never been so smart, looked at the cigarette butts all over the ground and thought of a solution.
That is to quit smoking with that child.
Xue Zhou patiently explained to the child: "I know that it is very difficult to quit smoking, even adults can rarely say that they don't smoke and don't smoke, but we decided to play a game with you, and in the next six months, we will eat and live with you in the welfare home, but anyone in the welfare home can tell you if they see me and Rajeshi smoking anywhere, and the person who sees it and tells you, then that person and you will be paid a hundred dollars, in addition, If you know the news, you can smoke all day and play a day without moderation, but if no one tells you that you saw us smoking for half a year, then you can't smoke either, and again, the report is a two-way street, and if someone sees you smoking without permission, that person will be paid a thousand dollars, but your gaming time will be cut in half.
Would you like to play this game with us? ”
Later, Xuezhou Xiaoye and the child both solved the bad thing of smoking addiction.
Now they relapsed, but fortunately, the child no longer smoked, and the two brothers skillfully spat out a smoke ring, and turned to "admire" the space opened up by the Throne of Bones, but the two immediately took out their small notebooks and pens, and began to write a list of gifts, chatting and writing.
"Ada wants a red cheongsam, Leon wants a knife, Wesker wants a pair of sunglasses..."
Hanging cocoon leaned over the two and watched: "You two are not the last words, right?" ”
"This is a list of gifts for the children in our orphanage." Xue Zhou corrected, and then said, "Death is dying, and you still say that your last words are dry fart?" Save your strength. ”
The hanging cocoon was amused.
Xiaoye on the side said solemnly: "We entrust you, after killing us, take this list out and hand it over to the matchmaker, the remuneration may be very low, but I think you will probably accept it." ”
"Why do you think I'll take it?" Hanging Cocoon asked, smoking a cigarette.
"The supermarket receipts that just fell out of your pocket, diapers and milk powder, you should be a father, right?" Xiaoye took out the receipt.
The hanging cocoon took it and took it back into his pocket: "I admit that I was distracted by my child, since you found out, are you trying to kidnap me with morality?" ”
"No, it's the kidnapping of compassion and empathy, a compassion and empathy as a [father]." Xiaoye shook her head, then added, "Those children are orphans, orphans who have lost their parents. ”
Hanging in silence, he found that the two brothers' cigarettes were almost finished, so he took out a pack of Marlboro Black Ice Popping Beads from his inner pocket, tore open the package, took out three more, and divided two for the two brothers.
He looked down at the two brothers, "Keep writing." ”
Hanging cocoon, looking at Xue Zhou, smiling, writing and asking at night.
"Why do you want to open a welfare home?"
Xue Zhou and Xiao Ye glanced at each other and laughed: "Why can't the killer open a welfare home?" ”
"It seems that there is no such rule. ”
"That's fine." Xue Zhou smiled and continued to replenish the list of gifts as if nothing happened.
After the list of gifts was drawn up, the bank card number was added, and the place where the gold coins circulating in the round table were hidden, and under it, a note was made: "Please give one-third to the matchmaker as her honorarium, the other one-third to Mr. Shihao as part of our repayment, and the last third to Mr. Hangcoon's remuneration." ”
Why didn't they entrust the hanging cocoon to the blind? On the one hand, they don't know if the blind man will die, and on the other hand, because they don't think they should bother the blind anymore.
After thinking about it, they thought it would be more appropriate to entrust it to the matchmaker.
Then the brothers solemnly handed the notebook into the hands of the hanging cocoon.
The cocoon bowed in respect, and the two brothers followed suitably with their guns raised and prepared to kill themselves, but they tacitly chose to kill themselves by drinking bullets, because this would preserve the dignity of the front of the corpse.
Unexpectedly, the hanging cocoon snatched the guns from the hands of the two brothers.
Dismantling the gun into parts, it was as if his determination to kill was shattered.
"I changed my mind, you have to give so many children gifts, just like Santa Claus, this thing is cool, the only thing that is not cool is that Santa Claus himself has no gifts, since you can be Santa Claus, then, then why can't I be the one to give Santa Claus gifts? In that case, why can't I give you a gift too? Hanging Cocoon smoked a cigarette and threw the two notebooks back to the two brothers.
The two brothers took it and looked at each other, thinking to themselves that this person is really weird, but it's a good thing to be able to die.
"Gifts always make sense to be delivered by hand, don't be a killer when you go back, it's more important than anything else to take care of the welfare home." Hanging Cocoon said.
Hanging Cocoon had to admit that his heart became much softer after the birth of his daughter, so much so that he was "kidnapped" by Xuezhou and Xiaoye.
When a killer is soft-hearted, then he is no longer a qualified killer.
The "will" within the Throne of Bones also caused the three of them to feel "displeasure" similar to human "displeasure" when they sensed that the fighting had stopped and would not continue.
Without warning, the three were "kicked" out of the battlefield by the throne.
The hanging cocoon shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and lit it with another cigarette: "Kick it out, it's okay like this." ”
Mei Zizi took a sip and waved her hand: "Since the work ends early, let's get off work, goodbye, two, oh no, it's better not to see you in the future." ”
Hanging cocoon left the platform with the happiness of leaving work early, he is not often a good person, maybe it is better to be a dang, after all, it can be regarded as praying for the child to accumulate virtue.
The matchmaker seemed a little incredulous: "What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour him?" ”
Xue Zhou thought for a while: "We kidnapped him with his child. ”
Xiaoye punched Xue Zhou with his elbow and corrected: "It's compassion and empathy." ”
"But it worked, didn't it?" Xue Zhou smiled for the rest of his life.
Xiaoye also nodded in relief.
However, something is dissatisfied, and Xue Zhou and Xiaoye also sense the source of this dissatisfaction.
Frowning, the power of the two of them belonged to the face of the night...... Dissipation, no, it should be said that it is a transfer.
It is true that the throne does not have the ability to control the Nightmare Side, but the "rule" of the Battle of the Throne is that the power of the Nightmare will be transferred regardless of whether the loser lives or dies.
or to the victor, or to the living.
The mask emerges from the front of the two of them, dangling.
Those were two masks that didn't have much special features, and their facial features were the same as the two.
The only special feature is that the mask is covered with smiling faces that seem to be scribbled by children with different styles of painting.
The owner of the smiley face is a snowman with a smile on his face in different arcs.
Immediately, the two masks submerged into the hands of the matchmaker, and little by little they merged into the matchmaker's body.
The matchmaker looked at Xue Zhou Xiaoye with wide eyes, and thought it was her fault: "I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on." ”
"It's okay, but I think we seem to be out of the killer fate." Laughing Night should have guessed something.
Xue Zhou was a little reluctant: "Although it costs money, the conceptual armament is really handsome." ”
The matchmaker doesn't know what the situation is, she only knows that something gives birth to joy.
The throne seems to be pleased that there is another killer who is qualified to be king.
Even if she doesn't take the initiative to kill, her uncontrollable ability will also involve her in multiple fates.
It's just that the war that belongs to her is not yet coming.
It may never come, or it may come the next moment, after all, fate is such an unreasonable thing.
Sadly, everyone is enveloped by fate.
The matchmaker's ability is being activated without her feeling it.
Misfortune and happiness in the world are conserved, and when a calamity is carried, it also means that the calamity will be released at a certain time.