Chapter 34: The embarrassment of literary employment

Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei, Ma Tan, and Cai Mao entered Xiangyang City together. After introducing Cai Mao to Xu Shu, Xu Shu instructed his subordinates to arrange for Cai Mao to rest.

Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu drank tea together and chatted!

After Ma Tan came in, he saluted the two and said, according to statistics, there were no casualties in our army this time, and Cai Mao's army captured 30,000 horses, including the lightly wounded, and the seriously wounded 3,000 horses were not counted! There are 33,000 people in total!

Xu Shu said to Zhuge Liang: Kong Ming, I think take these 33,000 troops to Cai Mao first! How about letting Cai Mao go to Jiangxia to train the navy with Gan Ning!

Zhuge Liang said, I also have this intention! It's up to you!

At this time, Zhao Yun Pegasus entered Xiangyang City, went straight to the gate of the Taishou Mansion, dismounted and ran into the inner hall of Xu Shu of the Xiangyang Taishou Mansion, and saw that Zhuge Liang was also there!

Zhao Yun said: It's good that the two gentlemen are here! The lord ordered me to pick up Mr. Zhang Zhongjing to save people, I will ask for instructions first, and leave now! After saying that, he turned around and ran to the backyard!

Mr. Zhang Zhongjing has always lived by Li Zhe's side and is Li Zhe's single doctor!

Zhao Yun saw that Mr. Zhang Zhongjing was pinching the medicinal herbs in his room, and after hearing the sound of hurried footsteps, the reincarnation looked at Zhao Yun, and Zhao Yun shouted Mr., sir, the lord wants me to pick you up to save people, I specially rushed from Jiangdong Huiji! Come on your way with me!

When Zhang Zhongjing heard it, what, he would be surprised, and there was a sense of reluctance in his eyes, but when he heard it, it was the meaning of the lord, and it was not okay not to go! Just fly on the road with Zhao Yun!

Early the next morning, in front of the west gate of Jiangxia County, Wen Pingshuai 50,000 people called for battle under the city, and Zhuge Jin and Pang Tong watched the city tower for a while, Pang Tong said to Zhuge Jin happily, Brother Ziyu, let's go to the bar, it's windy outside, let Wen Ping stay in the city!

At noon, a group of people led a carriage outside the south gate of Jiangxia, with large and small sacks on the carriage, and entered the city!

A guard entered the door and reported to Pang Tong Zhuge Jin! Xiangyang City sent us the supplies we wanted

Pang Tongyi listened, okay, we can accept the 90,000 horses hired by the civil service early tomorrow morning!

Zhuge Jin ordered someone to grind the croton into powder and put it into a sack. Everything is ready to go!

Pang Tong said to the spies: You wait to observe outside the Wenpin camp, if you see the waterwheel coming out of the gate of the camp, run to the river one mile upstream at the fastest speed, where there are 2,500 catties of croton flour, put the croton flour into the river, and watch the enemy's waterwheel take water and return to the big tent before coming back to return to life.

After receiving the order, the spies went to the place where the enemy's camp tent was one or two miles away to observe, and when they arrived at Shen, the spies saw dozens of water trucks leaving the camp tent and running in the direction of the river.

When the spies saw it, they followed closely for a mile and saw that the enemy army had indeed gone to the river to fetch water. The spies ran to the location where the croton was stored upstream, and the scouts made a gesture hundreds of meters away from the croton, and when the soldiers next to the croton saw it, they immediately opened the sack and sprinkled the croton powder on the river!

And the spies rushed to the place where the enemy was drawing water, and quietly watched the enemy push the waterwheel back to the camp after the water was pumped, and the spies followed the waterwheel back to the enemy camp!

And the spies didn't go, they guarded until the middle of the unitary hour, and saw that many people were bending over and running, and Wen Ping also felt uncomfortable in his stomach in his tent, so he ran out of the camp tent, and he was stunned, most of the soldiers were bending over and running to the pit, and he couldn't hold back and solved it directly on the spot, Wen Ping broke out in a cold sweat in his heart, and he knew that he had hit the plan, but his stomach was disobedient and couldn't hold it.

Wen Ping went to Maokeng for a trip, and just stood up, he couldn't do it, so he squatted down again!

Jiangxia Zhuge Jin, Gan Ning, and Pang Tong are in the big tent of Pang Tong's military division.

Pang Tong looked at the book and drank wine, Zhuge Jin said: Brother Shiyuan, shouldn't we send troops!

Pang Tong smiled and said, don't worry, we have to let them finish pulling us and then go! How embarrassing it is to go now

When Gan Ning heard Pang Tong's words, he laughed out loud, embarrassed, really embarrassed.

When he waited until the child, Pang Tong threw the book on the table, looked at the tent with very attentive eyes and said: Listen to the order!

Zhuge Jin and Gan Ning were stunned!

Pang Tong shouted: Gan Ning obeyed the order and ordered you to lead 30,000 sailors from Jiangxia Ferry to the place where the enemy was drawing water and disembark, and then the Shuai sailors landed and directly attacked the west of the camp in an encirclement way!

Zhuge Jin listened to the order: Order you to lead 20,000 troops to defend Jiangxia!

The remaining 30,000 troops will follow me out of the city to attack the east of the Wenpin camp, as long as they surrender, they will not be killed!

All the troops of Jiangxia County began to move and left the city one after another.

In the middle of the child, Gan Ning landed and ran to the west of the Wenpin camp. And Pang Tong also rushed to the east of the Wenpin camp at the same time!

From a distance, I saw that the soldiers of the Wenpin battalion were squatting and walking, crawling on the ground, and covering their stomachs in various forms!

And the most direct thing is the smell, the smell of 90,000 people pulling poop at the same time reassured Pang Tong, he was afraid that the civil appointment would be deceitful, and he would make a plan to lure the enemy! But the smell is definitely real!

Pang Tong said loudly, those who surrender will not be killed, and rushed into the camp, and all the soldiers shouted at the same time: Those who surrender will not be killed! Those who descend will not be killed!

And Gan Ning also happened to come outside the camp, and also shouted, those who descend will not be killed, and the voice of Pang Tongjun is connected, and the sound is earth-shattering! Everywhere they passed, there was no resistance, but they were all disarmed and surrendered.

In the end, Gan Ning and Pang Tong found Wen Ping in the pit, watched Wen Ping squatting in the pit, looked at Pang Tong and Gan Ning, and said, villain, treacherous villain, despicable and shameless villain, poisoned!

Pang Tong smiled and said, General Wen, you are wrong, it's not poison, it's croton powder, if it's poison, I think your 90,000 troops are dead now! It's not like they're all right now!

Gan Ning couldn't hold back the joy of holding her stomach after listening to it! Le's Pang Tong, such a steady person, couldn't help but look at Gan Ningle, and couldn't stand it.

Pang Tong said, you first transport all the army's ordnance, baggage, and weapons onto the ship, and then transport them back to Jiangxia!

If they recover, we are only 60,000, and they are 90,000, we will definitely suffer, we have to guard against it!

Pang Tong ordered people to gather all those who could walk, about 30,000 people, all of whom were stretched to the point that their legs and feet were weak, and their bodies were like mud, and they were slowly escorted to Jiangxia City!

And Pang Tong found a carriage, put a big toilet on the car, and asked people to put the clerk on it, if you want to solve it conveniently, we will take you back to Jiangxia County.

Wen Ping's eyes were full of tears, and his body was weak. I don't even have the strength to hold a knife, and I even have to kill myself!

Pang Tong said to Gan Ning that this battle can be said to be the funniest battle in his life.

Gan Ning said, isn't it, every time we enter the camp, the first direction we rush to is the Chinese army's big tent or Shuaitai! This time it's good, look for a clerk in the pit one by one! It's so embarrassing and funny!

Until the morning, all 90,000 troops had pressed into the city of Jiangxia County!

Pang Tong, Gan Ning, and Zhuge Jin smiled and looked at Wen Ping lying on the bed, and Wen Ping's pitiful and endless lost eyes revealed a little spiritual power! Pang Tong said, General Wen, I know you hate me, that's right, I came up with this plan, if you want revenge, you also have to have physical strength, right?

Wen Ping closed his eyes, and a shallow residual tear was left in the corner of his eye, passing through the corner of his eye!