Chapter 127: Three captures of Meng Zhu

Huang Bo and Zhao Yun merged and made a detour towards the north gate of Jianye together, while Li Zhe became the commander of the light pole and slowly returned to Kong Ming with fifty people!

Because Huang Bo and Zhao Yun had Li Zhe's mission, they marched faster than Li Zhe!

Li Zhe was worried about a problem at first: if he hadn't been in Huang Bo's team and went directly to the north gate of Jianye, he was afraid that he would let his soldiers and horses stop him, and finally become his own people and beat his own people!

Then Li Zhe thought that with the talents of Kong Ming and Zhou Yu, it should not be a problem to see through that Huang Bo has become his own person, so Li Zhe was relieved!

Li Zhe thought that this battle was the last battle to pacify Jiangdong, and it would definitely not be a problem, so he began to relax, and dragged these fifty people into the mountains and went hunting!

Li Zhe walked around the mountain for a whole morning, and at noon these dozens of people began to have a bonfire, roasting the game that was brought in, including pheasants, rabbits and a wild boar with a big head!

When Li Zhe saw this wild boar at that time, he almost attacked Li Zhe, when Li Zhe was looking at a mountain eagle in the tree, and was about to draw a bow to shoot it, but a wild boar ran out from behind and crashed directly into the horse under Li Zhe's crotch!

Li Zhe's horse is "Wu Yama", and when Chu and Han fought each other, Xiang Yu's crotch BMW was "Wu Yama". This horse is human, and strong, and has a strong ability to react vigilantly when encountering enemies!

Just because the "Uyama" under Li Zhe's crotch escaped, when the wild boar ran towards Uyama, Uyama tore for a while, and turned directly to the side, and the wild boar pounced.

Because the boar could not make a sharp turn, it pounced directly into the air, and then slowly turned around, and the guards around ran up, holding spears and preparing to kill the wild boar.

The guard knelt in front of Li Zhe and said, "Let the lord be frightened, this is a humble mistake"

Li Zhe said: "What are you doing, this wild boar is mine" The arrow that was not shot just now, pulled the bow and aimed it at the neck of the wild boar, to say that Li Zhe couldn't bow the horse at all, but it was too close, an arrow hit the belly of the wild boar, and Li Zhe came with another arrow, and shot it at the backbone of the wild boar.

The wild boar ran around because of the pain, and the fifty soldiers surrounded the wild boar, as long as they ran, there would be the tip of the spear pointed at it, Li Zhe shot about dozens of arrows, and his arm was almost unable to pull the bow. The pig just fell! He didn't die after he fell, but lay on his stomach on the ground humming and didn't move! Li Zhe himself was still proud. The guard officer also carried Li Zhe and said, "Lord Divine Arrow."

Suddenly, Li Zhe's face looked at the guard officer and became serious, the guard officer himself didn't know that he had said the wrong thing, and then turned around and glanced at the wild boar, the guard officer looked stupid, this pig was shot like a hedgehog by Li Zhe.

Li Zhe then forced a smile and said to the guard officer: "What do you think this pig looks like?" ”

The guard officer was at a loss, not knowing what to say, and he knew that the most annoying thing for the lord was to be silent when asking, so the guard officer said: "Lord, this wild boar is like a peacock."

Li Zhe suddenly laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha" is like Stephen Chow's characteristic laughter in the movie, which scared the guard officer into a cold sweat!

Li Zhe said: "This is a pig, this is a hedgehog" Li Zhe continued to laugh just now.

Li Zhe looked at the guard officer sweating all over his head, and realized that the joke just now was too big and scared the guard officer. Then in order to ease the atmosphere, Li Zhe said: "I'm laughing like this, why don't any of you laugh, are you all pigs who don't understand humor like the guard officer?"

Suddenly, the guards listened to Li Zhe's words and laughed together, and the guard officer made a false alarm after listening to it, it turned out that the lord was joking with us?

Li Zhe said to the guard: "It is inevitable to be loyal to your duties, but don't be too rigid, isn't it better to have fun and relax yourself and your brothers?" ”

The guard officer shouted a few words in a row: "Yes, yes, what the Lord taught"

Li Zhe slapped the back of the guard officer's head and said, "Why don't you open your mind?" It's still like this! Do you want to be like that pig, become a hedgehog or a peacock?"

The guard officer was in another cold sweat, and he was sweating more than just now.

Li Zhe shouted: "Do you want to see what your Toucheng hedgehog looks like?"

The guards all started to heckle, shouting and saying, "Hurry up, hurry up, and that sort of thing!"

Li Zhe suddenly said with a cold face: "Remember one thing, he is your head, as long as it is not a violation of military discipline, no matter who says anything, how much the official position is greater than him, you must also defend him, he is the first leader of all of you."

This time, all of them were silent, quietly waiting for Li Zhe to say this, Li Zhe's face began to laugh again and said: "But entertainment things, you have to be able to do what you want, you have to push to what extent, I said the guard officer, you go to the owner and kiss the pig, and make everyone happy."

The guard officer's face turned red all of a sudden, and then he was uncomfortable with cold sweat, but hot sweat, and with a helpless expression, Li Zhe said: "If you don't help your head, even if you enter the cave room, you have to make a hole in the room."

The guards began to hug, accompanyed, and carried all of them, and put the guard officer in front of the pig, and the guard officer looked at the pig's face and was about to vomit, closed his eyes and kissed the pig's nose, and then the guard burst into laughter, squeezing the guard officer and rubbing the face of the guard officer and the face of the wild boar together!

Li Zhe couldn't stand the laughter next to him, he couldn't sit still on the horse, so he got off the horse directly, sat on the ground, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and lit it!

At the north gate of Jianye City, there were nearly 200,000 troops of men and horses, and there was a yellow son on the handsome flag, and the city guard hurriedly reported to Meng Shu, who listened and asked: "Do you see the handsome flag?"

The city guard returns: "Yellow" son!

Meng Shu laughed: "My brother Huang Bo has arrived, hurry up and go with me to open the north gate"

Meng Shu took a look at the city wall, and saw the scattered people and horses, black and pressing, but if you look closely, there are still wounded soldiers, Meng Shu is puzzled!

Huang Bo arrived at the city and saw Meng Shu in the city and said, "Big brother has always been good."

Meng Shu saw Huang Bo and said with a smile on his face: "My brother is here at this time, it is really in vain for us to settle a righteous game."