Chapter 001: Can You Soar When You Eat and See Your Hands?
Dusk, Jingshi, Jingmingguan.
"Master, what are we going to do tomorrow?"
Li Yunshu slice the mushrooms evenly, but his mood was a little heavy.
I finally got rid of the mortgage, crossed into this world, and became a Taoist priest in Jingmingguan.
As a result, the temple will be forcibly demolished, and no compensation will be paid.
Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law?
Tomorrow is the deadline given by the other party, and after the Taoist temple is demolished, he doesn't know where to go in this place where every inch of land in Beijing is valuable.
Isn't it just that I fell in love with this temple and wanted to build a house here to sell it?
Neither give money nor housing, and want to occupy it!
On the side, the old man who was peeling garlic spoke in a flat tone.
"I still have an old friend in Yunzhou, it's a big deal that our master and apprentice go to her."
After speaking, Yu Guang glanced at the mushrooms that Li Yunshu had cut out.
As soon as the mushroom is cut, the color of the cut surface will quickly turn blue.
"Why does this mushroom still change color?"
Li Yunshu didn't care, and explained casually.
"It's called seeing hand blue, and it's normal to change color."
Although their temple is located in Beijing, it has fallen into disrepair for a long time, so there have been no pilgrims for a long time.
Now, there are only two of them left in this Taoist temple, their master and apprentice, who depend on each other.
In order to save money, he had to pick some mushrooms and fry them himself.
And this stuff is really delicious.
As the saying goes, the north eats sheep, the south eats crabs, the two Guangzhous eat all over the natural world, the large sauce in the Kanto is dipped in everything, and the mushrooms in southern Yunnan ascend to the fairy world.
Although it is not southern Yunnan, he was a little surprised to meet Jianshou Qing, so he picked a lot at once.
The sliced hand was put into the pot, but Li Yunshu didn't notice that a piece fell on the cutting board.
The old Taoist priest felt that this mushroom was novel, so he picked it up casually, put it in his mouth and tasted it.
After a stick of incense.
On the dinner table, there was a plate of fried hand green and two bowls of rice.
The old Taoist priest picked up a pair of chopsticks and shiny mushrooms, his mouth was salty and fragrant, and his throat rolled unconsciously.
"Fresh and crispy, one word, absolutely!"
The old Taoist priest stared at the plate and saw that his hands were green, and his eyes lit up.
The master and apprentice were not so particular, he directly picked up the plate and put a small half into his bowl.
Just stir-fried the mushrooms, and after a while, most of the rice in the bowl went down.
"Apprentice, pick more of this mushroom, it's so delicious!"
"Master, you eat slowly."
Li Yunshu ate slowly, worthy of the mushrooms grown in this aura world, which were even more delicious than the ones he had eaten before.
The old Taoist priest was pulling the hand green in the bowl, but the movement in his hand was abrupt, and then he looked out of the door.
"Who called me?"
"Huh?"
Li Yunshu looked stunned, listened carefully, and there was silence in the Taoist temple.
"Who called you?"
As soon as the words fell, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly saw the green hand on the plate.
"It's broken, there's less garlic!"
However, at this time, the old Taoist priest had already stumbled out of the house.
Seeing this, Li Yunshu immediately chased him out.
"Master!"
In the courtyard, the old Taoist priest knelt respectfully in front of the Sanqing Palace, with tears in his eyes, and his expression was extremely excited.
"The thirty-fifth generation of Jingmingguan is in charge of the sect Duanping, and I will meet the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun!"
Seeing the devout and worshipping master, Li Yunshu immediately stepped forward to help.
"Master, that's an illusion!"
The old Taoist priest turned his head and pulled his apprentice and hurriedly said.
"Mingjing, don't hurry up and meet Tianzun!"
"What kind of Tianzun."
Looking at the empty courtyard, Li Yunshu, who had a clear road number, hurriedly explained.
"Master, it's easy to hallucinate when you see that your hands are not cooked, and what you see is an illusion."
The Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun is a god worshiped by Taoism, and is said to be the incarnation of the Antarctic Immortal Emperor.
As the supreme god of the thunder department, he is in charge of the Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion and is the highest god of the thunder department.
Even if there was really a Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Universalization Heavenly Venerable, how could he come to the lower realm to see his master.
Turning his head again, he secretly said bad in his heart.
Why did the subtitles appear above Master's head!
[Leave one hand under the idol.] 】
It's over, I've been tricked too!
Seeing that he didn't kneel down, the old Taoist priest was anxious.
"You fool, how can you be rude in front of Tianzun!"
Li Yunshu's face was helpless.
"Master, it's all fake, your hallucination."
"Nonsense!" The old Taoist priest said with a serious face, "Tianzun clearly said that I practice hard and want to help me soar!" ”
Li Yunshu couldn't help but complain in his heart, just your practice of fishing for three days and drying nets for two days.
He is still an old monk in the Qi refining period, so how can he be embarrassed to say that he is hardworking.
"I see!" The old Taoist patted his head, "It must be that your kid is not good enough, so he can't see Tianzun." ”
After speaking, he no longer paid attention to Li Yunshu, but kowtowed to the Sanqing Hall three sincerely.
Li Yunshu let out a long sigh and decided not to persuade anymore.
Anyway, looking at the state in front of the master's eyes is just 'seeing the villain', there is no big problem.
It's just that the plate of green hands can't be eaten for the time being.
"Add some more garlic and go back to the pot."
However, just when Li Yunshu was about to go back to the kitchen and back to the pot with the plate.
Boom, the sky suddenly became cloudy and thundered.
Click.
With the sound of thunder, a thunderstorm fell into Jingmingguan.
Li Yunshu immediately looked in front of the Sanqing Palace, only to see a purple barrier appear around his master, resisting the thunder tribulation that had slashed at him.
At this moment, Li Yunshu's breathing became a little short.
"It's fake."
The old Taoist priest kowtowed to the Sanqing Hall again.
"Thank you, Tianzun, in your busy schedule, take the time to split."
After the first thunderstorm, the second, third, and fourth paths followed......
Moreover, the purple barrier never showed the slightest sign of breaking.
Until the end of the ninth thunder tribulation, the sky was filled with golden light, and a huge heavenly gate appeared in the clouds, and then slowly opened.
The old Taoist priest got up slowly, and an auspicious cloud appeared out of thin air under his feet, stepping on the cloud and soaring.
"Apprentice, it's a teacher!"
Li Yunshu stared blankly at the scene in front of him, and there were only two words left in his heart: I'm a dog!
Who believes this, my master eats and sees the green hand soaring!
As if remembering something, he suddenly turned his head to look in the direction in front of the Sanqing Palace.
"Tianzun stays!"
Li Yunshu shouted as he pulled the green hand on the plate into his mouth.
He really believes it now, and what Master said is true.
If I can't see the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun, I must not have eaten enough to see the green hands.
At the same time, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and the entire Jingming Temple was shrouded in an enchantment.
Li Yunshu raised his eyes slightly, and there was a woman in front of him.
The water is the eye waves, the mountain is the eyebrows, and its body exudes a terrifying coercion.
However, that didn't stop him from dazzling his movements.
Today is the arrival of the Heavenly King Laozi, don't try to stop him from seeing Tianzun.
Just after he showed off all the green on the plate into his mouth, the voice of the duck's wife suddenly sounded in his mind.
[The voyeur system has been activated!] 】